Chapter 210: Seven Flowers on a Vine
Haishi University is a first-class university in China, the New Year's Day party was held in the indoor gymnasium, the whole party scene was very lively, many students wanted to see but could not squeeze in.
"Huh? It's strange, the previous New Year's Day party was not so lively, what's going on this year? The aisles are crowded with people? ”
The surrounding classmates whispered and whispered, and the New Year's Day party opened in such a lively atmosphere.
At the beginning, the boys and girls of the physical education department came to a dynamic and violent aerobics, the boys' hideous muscles, the girls' convex and concave figures, and the youthful vitality was revealed at this moment. Followed by the beautiful cheerleaders of the basketball club wearing sexy short skirts to a cheerleading dance show, so the atmosphere of the scene was instantly detonated, and the next singing and dancing sketches and even magic tricks attracted applause, and the kung fu club even brought a wonderful kung fu performance.
At the same time, Zeng Xianyun backstage was making final arrangements, and she also specially told Wu Xuan not to mess around and act well according to the script.
"Don't worry, Zeng Meinu, I know the priorities, did I make a mistake during the rehearsal? Don't keep an eye on me, okay? ”
Zeng Xianyun pursed her lips and said, "Who always deliberately messed up and changed the lines during rehearsals?" Playing a dwarf by himself and wanting to marry Snow White? It's not a horror movie. ”
At this time, Zhuo Wenhang, who was dressed as a prince, came over and said: "Some people are toads who want to eat swan meat, and I have seen a lot of human races." ”
Hearing him alluding to something, Wu Xuan was not angry, but nodded and agreed: "That's right, some people just don't know that their minds are full of some non-trivial thoughts, so don't wrestle and make jokes when you go on stage." ”
"Cut, I won't fall if the dwarf falls, so be careful of yourself."
Du Chen, who Zhuo Wenhang had already explained to play the dwarf, wanted to make Wu Xuan's first appearance embarrassing, so he turned around and left arrogantly. And at this moment, it was finally the turn of the drama Snow White.
The scene on the stage changed, and Zeng Xianyun, who played the queen, stood in front of the magic realm:
"Slaves in the Demon Realm, obey my call and quickly appear in front of me...... Tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world? ”
White smoke suddenly rose from the cabinet-shaped magic realm, followed by a pretty figure in the mirror. It was Tang Tang who was dressed as a devil, so a whistle immediately sounded at the scene, what a beautiful witch, this detail has been changed well, it has been changed wonderfully, and it has been changed......
Tang Tang, the witch in the mirror, made a grimace and said: "Dear queen, I have taken a look at it, and only one woman can surpass your beauty, which is Snow White Li Xinyan of Haishi University......"
As soon as this remark came out, the audience erupted. Unexpectedly, Baidu? Zeng Xianyun gritted her teeth even more angrily, Baidu is the lines in the script are correct, but the words Haishi University and Li Xinyan were added by Tang Tang, this girl must have done it on purpose.
Well, it's just a sentence, it doesn't affect the direction of the plot, although Zeng Xianyun is angry, she can't say off-topic on the stage, so she can only continue acting with anger......
Act II. Li Xinyan took the stage, and there was a prop well in the stage. According to the original book, Snow White sings to the wishing well, and Prince Charming comes in search of the song, which is the first time the two have met. The same goes for the play, except that the song becomes a pop song for the occasion, and then Prince Charming takes the stage on a black bicycle......
"Huh? Black horses? This is the Prince of Dark Horses. ”
Everyone has been attracted by the plot that is a bit chaotic, and the dark horse prince Zhuo Wenhang has just arrived at Li Xinyan's side. But suddenly he turned around and fell into the prop well, so he appeared on the stage and exclaimed, this is too unexpected, the dark horse prince actually fell into the well? Is this the reverse rhythm of a beautiful woman saving a hero? And Zeng Xianyun in another scene was even more headache, but she didn't expect Wu Xuan's crow mouth to be right. As soon as he came on stage, he wrestled and fell into the well, which is a chaotic rhythm.
Well, Li Xinyan reacted quickly enough, and immediately changed her lines to rescue the Prince of Dark Horse from the well, so everyone in the audience had a feeling that today's Snow White would end very ungodly.
Zhuo Wenhang, who had been knocked out of his nosebleed, was about to faint, how could he not understand why he was dizzy just now? Could it be that Sanfei went too far last night? I'm playing a prince today...... A prince with a nosebleed blames Wu Xuan's crow's beak.
He really didn't blame Wu Xuan, if he hadn't cast an illusion, how could he have wrestled for no reason?
Well, the play continues, although something went wrong, but it wasn't serious, so the plot got back on track, and finally Snow White came to the forest to escape the queen's persecution, and then fell asleep in the dwarf's room, and then the dwarf returned.
……
"She slept so soundly!" A dwarf said.
"This little girl is so beautiful."
"Why did she break into our house?" The other dwarf spoke angrily when Snow White woke up.
"Gentlemen, I'm so sorry because I got lost in the forest......"
"Marry me, and then you can live here!"
Wu Xuan came as promised and said this sentence that made Zeng Xianyun crazy, and at the same time, the scene was all sprayed because of this sentence...... Nima, the dwarf courting Snow White? Ruined childhood......
At the same time, Zeng Xianyun in another scene slapped herself angrily, knowing that Wu Xuan would not let him perform on stage if he did not play cards according to the rules, and he blamed himself for being soft-hearted.
Snow White Li Xinyan also sprayed, I really didn't expect Wu Xuan to say this sentence during the official performance, should I cooperate with his vanity? Or do you follow his words and continue to act? However, she squirted with joy, so her eyes rolled and said:
"I'm hiding from the queen, can you be my warrior to protect me? How else can I marry you? ”
The dwarf next to him, Du Chen, quit, but he was instructed to deliberately trip Wu Xuan when he was on stage, but he turned out to have himself down, and now Wu Xuan, this kid, has changed his lines indiscriminately, and he must stop it, of course, the stage naturally has to be stopped by the stage, so he turned his brain teaser and said loudly:
"I'm against it! Dwarfs, dwarfs, seven flowers on a vine, wind and rain, not afraid, lalalala...... Seven dwarves have one heart, we will never be separated, so we can't marry a princess, lalalalala......"
"Poof! Burst! Poof...... "The whole audience is sprayed......
This even sang the gourd baby, and there were even seven dwarves with one heart? Wu Xuan almost sprayed when he heard Du Chen singing the gourd baby who had changed the words to stop him, and Li Xinyan couldn't help but smile and tremble, Ni Mei, this kid is going against the sky......
(To be continued.) )