133 Temple of the Dark Knight
This world is so wonderful, strangers who have not met for decades may not have crossed paths in their lives, but since the first meeting, just like God deliberately arranged, once you pay attention, you can see his shadow everywhere, and you can meet him everywhere.
Jiang Qi feels this way now.
Dumbfounded and watching this pair of men and women slip past in a panic, Jiang Qi couldn't understand how this guy who looked like he had a good temperament and dressed up would actually do such a thing as flipping over the wall and evading tickets.
"Jiang Qi, I want to pee, you can help me find a toilet."
Jiang Qi, who loves to watch the excitement in his life, saw a team of security guards quickly chasing after him, and was about to continue to observe the follow-up progress of the matter, when he heard only a coquettish sound, Wei Beibei gently shook his arm.
"Toilet...... 200 meters ahead, turn right and there is a bamboo forest. ”
Jiang Qi looked around for a moment, then pointed to a sign not far away.
"Two hundred meters, that's a long way...... I want you to come with me! ”
Wei Beibei said stickyly.
"Me? Lady? You're ......."
Jiang Qi smiled, and suddenly pinched her little ass speechlessly.
"What, where do you want to go! I mean, there are so many people in this villa, if you don't accompany me, what if I get lost in a while. I don't want to look for you everywhere in a sea of people. ”
"Hypocrisy! Let's go! ”
Jiang Qi glanced at her, looked into the distance again, the lively party just now was gone, and with a turn of his eyes, he had to obediently accompany Wei Beibei to find the toilet.
To say that the toilet in the scenic spot is always so popular, the men's toilet is better, the women's toilet is very lively, the two hurriedly walked over, and found that the queue on the women's toilet was longer than the ticket at the door.
Playing with mobile phones, gently stepping on the foot...... Female surnames of all ages are lined up in a row, showing all kinds of impatient gestures.
"Hehe, it's not a coincidence, it seems that you have waited, I will go in first, and I will wait for you in the bamboo forest next to it in a while......"
Scratching her head embarrassedly, Jiang Qi didn't understand that it would be so troublesome for these women to go to the toilet for Mao!
Isn't it just that there is one less "handle" in the body, is there less flow of water?
In fact, when thinking about this strange problem, Jiang Qi ignored one point, that is, the women's toilet does not have a large urinal like the men's toilet, and it can't be solved standing still, and it can be done at any time and left at any time.
Pinching his nose and enduring the pungent smell of the toilet to put out the water, it took less than three minutes for Jiang Qi to come out and see that Wei Beibei was still waiting helplessly, smiled from afar, and gently pointed to the bamboo forest next to him.
Knowing that Jiang Qi was going over there to rest for a while, Wei Beibei nodded in agreement and pouted innocently.
"Hehe, this little brother, do you still know me-the neighbor of Home Inn last night...... Are you still impressed? I'm sorry, buddy didn't go far today, and he was targeted by the security guard just now for ticket evasion...... Now they're hanging out there, can you lend me your ticket for a while, and I'll return it when I show it to them......"
"Uh......"
Jiang Qi entered the bamboo forest and saw that there was no one in front of a stone table, and walked over and just wanted to sit down, when the bamboo forest moved, and someone sneaked out of it.
Bed battle brother!
Seeing the appearance of the comer, Jiang Qi almost blurted out.
was chased by a large number of security guards and didn't catch him yet, this kid is too powerful.
looked at this man dumbfounded, and looked around nervously, when encountering such a situation, even Jiang Qi, who has always reacted very quickly, was suddenly a little caught off guard.
"My ticket is with my girlfriend and she is going to the bathroom now......"
Jiang Qi said with an embarrassed face.
"Well, I know, it's because I know you're a couple that I'm borrowing from you...... Hehe, to be honest, I wanted to borrow your girlfriend's one - you know, we're two of us...... Don't worry, I won't borrow it for nothing, and after I pay it back to you later, there is an extra five hundred yuan that is a little meaning......"
"Uh, five hundred? What money is not money! Anyway, we don't need it, and I'll lend it to you when my girlfriend comes out......"
Jiang Qi saw that the man's tone was sincere, and his face was rare to fall into, so he scratched his head, and could only agree curtly.
To be honest, I have also done fare evasion.
"Really? Great, thank you very much, I'll keep inside for a while, and then I'll talk about it when your girlfriend comes out later...... Don't worry, I won't treat you badly! ”
Nodding gratefully to Jiang Qi, the man quickly retreated to the place where he had been hidden, only to see a branch and leaf shaking, and his girlfriend was also hidden inside.
About ten minutes later, Wei Beibei quickly came over after solving the problem, Jiang Qi told Wei Beibei what happened just now, and she didn't have a big objection.
As a little woman, she is obedient to the man she likes, which is what Wei Beibei has always been aiming for. So she never approached men easily.
"Thank you, Jiang Qi! We'll see you at the entrance to the mountains in a moment! I'll give them the ticket back to you right away. ”
Holding Jiang Qi's hand with a grateful face, the man was excited, and then pulled his girlfriend out of the bamboo forest generously.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the security guards to spot their traces.
"Hey, you two stop, stop pretending, hurry up and show the ticket, if you want to hide, don't blame us for calling the police comrades over......"
"What? We have tickets! ”
"Got a ticket? Jumping off the wall with a ticket? ”
"Lao Tzu is willing!"
……
"What? You know my name! Could it be that this guy is someone I knew before? ”
didn't bother to see how this guy would deal with the crisis just now, and when he heard that the man could actually call out his name, Jiang Qi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt a little dazed.
Thinking carefully about every partner who may have been ignored before, I really can't think of a friend at this age, who else is stored in the memory and gradually forgotten.
"Dark Knight Palace!"
"Oh shit, how did I forget about him! No wonder that person is so kind-faced, it turns out to be the platinum god of Chinese Network! ”
In a flash of inspiration, using the mysterious system of the super mosquito for a quick analysis, Jiang Qi suddenly slapped his head and couldn't help laughing.
Although he doesn't have much friendship with this guy, he still has heard of this person's reputation in the writing world, and there are only a few platinum gods, because they also eat this bowl of rice, and the photos are inevitably seen in interviews.
"Haha, it's him! I have long heard that this great god's surname is perverse, and he likes to play pranks the most, and it seems that today's scene is indeed his masterpiece again. ”
"A great god is a great god, and in order to discover writing materials, such a trivial thing can be done! I really don't know if they're old naughty boys, or if they're funny! ”
Thinking of the many anecdotes about this magical god circulating in the online literature world, Jiang Qi was dumbfounded.
As a writer star with a multi-million annual income and a place in the traditional writing world, if you have to run away with even a few hundred tourist tickets, then the world is too crazy.
"Let's go, Bebe, let's go and wait for him on the other side of the hill."
A smile quickly appeared on his face, it was better to meet than to be famous, Jiang Qi also wanted to take advantage of this to meet this leader in the online literature industry for a while. (To be continued.) )