Chapter Ninety-Six: The Art of Swearing

The second generation of enterprises is far more powerful than the rich second generation, Guo Xu, as the successor of a large leading enterprise, once he ascends to the throne, he is worth tens of billions of Forbes.

Wang Yang glanced at the number of fans of Guo Xu, the second generation of the enterprise-12 million!

"And then the eggs!" Wang Yang snorted coldly, because Guo Xu's writing was too inferior, and it also exposed his quality.

Scolding people without swearing words is Wang Yang's habit of scolding, and it is also a high-level realm of his scolding.

Wang Yang is in a good mood tonight, because netizens know that Guo Xu is a dog.

His letter borrowed the beginning of Mr. Liang Qiushi's famous prose "The Art of Scolding", but Wang Yang searched the Internet for a long time and did not find the original text.

Mr. Liang Qiushi existed, but "The Art of Scolding" was not written.

Wang Yang simply plagiarized the entire prose of "The Art of Scolding" and posted it on the Internet.

Scolding is a kind of advanced knowledge, and not everyone can try it casually. There are those who are scolded in the mouth, those who eat lawsuits because they scold, and those who are scolded because they are scolded, all of which are the reasons why they will not scold. Now that I have learned from research, I will be the same as the public, or it can be a help when scolding?

First, know each other and know yourself.

Scolding is the same as fighting, if you dare to punch someone, you must first think about yourself, can you afford to eat someone else's punch. It's called knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent. It's the same with swearing.

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Sixth, speak elegantly.

Scolding should be subtle and subtle, you scold him to make him not feel that it is scolding, and wait until you think about it again to slowly realize that this sentence is not a good word, so that his smiling face from white to red, from red to purple, from purple to gray, this is the best of scolding.

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Ninth, make a big fuss.

If the other party has something to scold and the topic is too small to be scolded, or you don't know much about it, you can use the method of making a big fuss to expand the topic at that time. First use a sincere and skeptical attitude to extend the meaning of the other party, lead from the inconsequential point to the big topic, use rigorous logic everywhere to force him to say illogical things, or force him to say logical but unreasonable words, and then you scold him vigorously until the body is exhausted, and the original small topic that provoked you can be mentioned lightly.

At one time, you can only scold one person, or one kind of person, or one group of people. It is absolutely not advisable to make too many enemies. Therefore, when scolding, do not involve others, even if you have to involve many people, you must also show kindness, otherwise the sound of scolding will come one after another, so that you will not be able to deal with it.

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After reading the essay "The Art of Scolding", netizens were eye-opening!

"Damn, the great health care has taught me the art of swearing!"

"Thank you Mr. Wang for guiding me, I will know how to scold people in the future."

"The Art of Scolding", the dog joke is definitely a model!"

"Teacher Wang, seek attention, seek attention, seek attention, seek attention, seek attention......"

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"The Art of Scolding" is obviously more popular, and some celebrity fans have also forwarded it, such as Liu Yifei, Tang Yan, Liu Shishi, Lao Jia, Xuecong, etc., he now has about 300 celebrity fans, and every post he usually makes can attract twenty or thirty celebrity fans to come and watch, the reason is that he is so talented!

The so-called genius is not Wang Yang.

"The Art of Scolding" was updated at 23:41, in the early hours of the morning, in just 20 minutes, the number of retweets exceeded 200,000, the number of replies exceeded 18,000, and the number of likes exceeded 1 million.

When it was half past one in the morning on October 28th, Hongyue was tired of writing with the flight attendant, and she yawned and asked, "Husband, go to sleep." ”

"Come and see my letter." Wang Yang beckoned proudly.

Hongyue leaned over from the opposite side of the sofa, and when she saw Wenxin, she was surprised: "It's exceeded 4.5 million!" ”

"That's not the point, look at the content of my two letters." Wang Yang hurriedly said.

She read the two articles "The True Story of the Divine Dog" and "The Art of Scolding", and couldn't help but shake her head and ask worriedly: "You are scolding, aren't you afraid that the Guo family will embarrass you?" ”

"After some things are brought to the table, I am not afraid of them." Wang Yang said with a smile, because it is too simple, if the matter is already known to the world, and the Guo family is still unwilling to settle the matter, just wait for more exposure from him and wait to accept the power of public opinion!

In front of the voice of public opinion, it doesn't matter if you are a wealthy family, or your father is Li Gang and Wang Gang, they will all be beaten down.

"I believe in the power of netizens, I am not an ordinary person who can be slaughtered now." Wang Yang smiled confidently.

Hongyue looked at him and nodded, but she said: "You should stay at home in the future, according to your flamboyant personality, if you go out to cause trouble and are poisoned by others, I will become a widow." ”

Wang Yang looked at her serious eyes, he touched his nose and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”

"Okay, then let's go buy a car tomorrow."

“……”

Women are creatures who think out of sex, Wang Yang doesn't understand what the connection between the house and the car is, it seems that he won't be at home after having a car.

Hongyue seemed to be a roundworm in his stomach, and nodded his head and said: "After buying a car, you are buying a house, when you have a car and a house in a city, and a beautiful little wife like me, are you still willing to leave me running around?" ”

"You're looking more and more like me." Wang Yang sighed with emotion.

"Like you what?" Red Moon asked strangely.

"The skin is getting thicker, little wife, ouch, wife, I was wrong, you are my little wife."

"Wang Yang! Today I have to make a house rule. First, from today onwards, you must call me Xiaoyue, don't laugh, second, I will call your brother in the future, don't cry, and third, if you don't promise, you will sleep on the sofa. ”

"I promise!" Wang Yang immediately said.

What are you kidding, how can you get used to sleeping on a cold sofa when you are used to holding a soft woman in your arms!

It's too lonely and lonely, and men also need a warm embrace.

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The next day, the weather was fine, and after Wang Yang Hongyue and his family went out to walk the dog and eat breakfast together, it was already ten o'clock in the morning.

The two of them didn't rush home with a dog, and they said last night that they would go buy a car today.

Standing at the door of a 4S store, Wang Yang remembered some questions.

"Wife, how much money do we have now?"

"Well, we have 5.6 million now."

He remembered that last month, that is, in September, the manuscript fee was 4.1 million, and the first printing of the traditional Chinese publication of "Ethereal Journey" was 1.5 million, and the simplified Chinese publication was negotiated, but there was no advance payment.

"Ethereal Journey" has not yet been listed, and it will be released in January next year, and even if you want to get the final payment, you will need to wait for another half a year.

So in fact, Wang Yang doesn't have much money now, because he personally smashed 20 million into "Early Spring".

"Early Spring" will definitely not burn money if it is handed over to Lao Jia for filming, Lao Jia is a veteran and a veteran of saving money, although Wang Yang's money has not been spent, but he does not plan to withdraw his investment, so maybe "Early Spring" can still be released, even if it can't be in the cinema, it can be paid on demand on the online platform, and the money he invested can also be used as a publicity fee.

"Let's go, go in and see what private cars are." Wang Yang can't afford to buy a sports car, so a private car of one or two million is also luxurious and extravagant.

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