Chapter 392: Promise by Body?!
Chapter 392: Promise by Body?!
"Well, this is Mr. Seedorf. (dukank, read it)" Zhou Xiaochuan pointed to Seedorf and introduced: "He has always admired our Chinese national arts, and even traveled thousands of miles across the ocean from the United States to China to learn art......
After listening to Zhou Xiaochuan's introduction, Yuan Chonghai couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Teacher Zhou, why do I think that you want to throw trouble at us because you are impatient to be entangled by this old black?" "It seems that although he is a martial idiot, he is not stupid. This is also true, a stupid and stupid person is unlikely to learn so many kinds of national arts.
Zhou Xiaochuan, who was broken by the Tao, instead of being ashamed, nodded and admitted: "You are right, I just want to throw this trouble to you." How, do you accept it or not? ”
Yuan Chonghai didn't joke anymore, but nodded and said: "Accept, of course accept, who made you the chief head of our Yuan family, our teacher?" As a disciple, you should help the teacher to eliminate troubles. Immediately, he narrowed his eyes, glanced at Seedorf, and walked around him twice, reaching out and pinching each of his joints once or twice.
Thanks to Seedorf, who is an avid fan of martial arts movies, he guessed that Yuan Chonghai's actions should be checking his qualifications, otherwise, he would probably mistakenly think that Yuan Chonghai was taking advantage of him and insulting him......
After the inspection, Yuan Chonghai sighed: "The physical fitness of black people is really strong, no wonder in those sports competitions, black people often win the championship...... It's a pity that this guy is too old, even if he cultivates diligently, he probably won't have much achievement. ”
Yuan Fang had been standing by Seedorf's side, giving him a 'live translation', and when he heard Yuan Chonghai's words, Seedorf was immediately taken aback. Because in martial arts movies, saying this is generally equivalent to refusing to accept apprentices. He immediately became nervous, and fell to his knees with a 'plop': he said in a strange Chinese: "The disciple's love for Chinese kung fu comes from the heart, and I hope that the master can be extrajudicial and accept the disciple, even if it is a personal promise!" ”
As soon as he said this, everyone around him was amused. Even Pan Mei, who has always been unsmiling, is trembling with laughter at this time, and the two small dimples make her look particularly cute.
Nima, where did this black buddy learn the Chinese language? Did he know what he meant? Extrajudicial favors? Did you think you broke the law? Pledge in person? I'll you, aren't you a friend? Please, that's not how the idiom is used, okay!
Seedorf was a little baffled by the sudden laughter of the crowd, and it was obvious that he did not realize that he had just used the wrong two idioms in what he had just said......
Yuan Chonghai's old face was slightly red, and the corners of his mouth twitched, for fear that Seedorf, who was kneeling on the ground, would say another shocking thing, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand to help him up, and said with a wry smile: "You get up, Teacher Zhou has already opened his mouth for you, can I still accept you?" From today onwards, you will be the second apprentice recruited by our Yuan Clan Martial Arts Hall, and future apprentices will have to call you Second Senior Brother. At the end, he added: "What, forget about the things that you promise with your body, I'm really bad at this." ”
It's good that he didn't add the last sentence, but after adding it, everyone laughed again. You must know that Yuan Chonghai, as the elder of the Yuan family, has always put on a serious black face in front of the younger generations of the Yuan family, how can he ever have an old face red like now? Some people even had the courage to hide in the crowd and shouted: "Third uncle, since this black brother has said that he wants to make a promise, then don't live up to his kindness, just take him back to the house, we support you!" ..., Yuan Chonghai's old face turned a little red, if it wasn't for maintaining the dignity of his elders, he really wanted to reply: "Accept?" Accept your sister! But he obviously forgot that the younger sisters of these Yuan family children are also his nieces, if they really accept it, wouldn't it be *......
At this time, after being reminded by Yuan Fang, Seedorf also knew that he had just made a mistake in his words, and he was stunned to hold a pitch-black face into a black and red appearance, and explained in a strange and strange lame Chinese: "No, no, I didn't mean that, what I wanted to say was 'throw your arms and send hugs'?" Uh, no. Is it 'sweeping the couch'? It doesn't seem right......"
Yuan Chonghai couldn't bear it anymore, so he directly reached out to cover his mouth, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, okay, don't explain anymore, if you continue to explain, my old face will be completely lost!" Then he sighed to Zhou Xiaochuan with a sad face: "Teacher Zhou, you are right, this guy is really a big trouble!" ”
Zhou Xiaochuan gloated and smiled: "Third uncle, since you have already agreed, you can't go back on it!" ”
"Hey, it's not nice to meet someone." Yuan Chonghai shook his head and sighed several times, turned his head and shouted at the embarrassed Seedorf: "You big black man, in addition to following us to learn Chinese in the future, you also have to learn Chinese, can you make such a joke again!" Fortunately, there are no outsiders here today, otherwise, my reputation in this life will not be completely ruined on you! ”
Seedorf hurriedly nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes, I will definitely learn Chinese well, and I will definitely not disappoint you, Master!" ”
Yuan Chonghai instructed Yuan Fang again: "This big black man will be handed over to you first, and from today onwards, you will teach him the most basic things." ”
Yuan Fang couldn't help but be stunned: "Huh? Why me? ”
Yuan Chonghai said angrily: "Who made us the group of people, your English level is the highest?" If you don't give it to you, to whom? You can't let me compare with him! ”
Yuan Fang suddenly felt that his head had become two big: "I admit that my English level is good. However, how should some special nouns in our national art be translated and explained to him? ”
"I don't care about that, I'm going to give him to you anyway." Yuan Chonghai played a scoundrel at this time: "If you can't teach him well, Teacher Zhou will blame him, and you will have to bear it." ”
"Ah......h
Because these few words were not translated into English by Yuan Fang immediately, Seedorf was confused, and asked curiously: "May I ask this young lady, what did my master say again?" Why are you two still arguing? ”
"Miss?" Yuan Fang hated who treated him as a woman the most, and after hearing Seedorf's words at this time, he was already depressed, and his mood was suddenly on the verge of going berserk, and he roared: "You are Miss!" Your whole family is a young lady! Open your little eyes wide and see clearly, Lao Tzu is a pure man! 100% pure!! ”
Seedorf was also shocked: "Oh God, are you a man? You're actually a man? It's unbelievable! If you were a woman, you would be able to charm all living beings......"
"Shut up!" Yuan Fang's expression was hideous, and he snorted: "Just those two words you just said, I will teach you!" From today onwards, prepare for hellish days! ”
Seedorf ignored the second half of the sentence and only related to the first half: "You...... Do you teach me? ”
Yuan Fang raised his eyebrows: "What?" Do you doubt my strength? ”
Seedorf did not speak, but judging by the look on his eyebrows, he was very suspicious of the good-looking boy in front of him, who was more beautiful than many girls. In fact, he was muttering a sentence in his heart at this moment: "Such a sissy-like guy, even if he knows martial arts, he can't be too powerful, right?" What can a lot of words teach me? He was lucky not to say this, otherwise, Yuan Fangtie would definitely fall into a state of rage. At that time, how miserable and desolate his fate will be, you don't have to think about it to know .........,
Yuan Fang understood Seedorf's thoughts from Seedorf's expression, sneered hideously, reached out and grabbed his arm and walked towards the martial arts hall training ground: "Since you doubt my strength, then I'll let you experience it for yourself!" ”
Seeing this scene, Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't help laughing and said, "Yuan Fang, you just need to do your best, no matter what his final achievements are, I won't blame you." ”
Yuan Fang still had a lot of respect for Zhou Xiaochuan, and turned around and said, "Teacher Zhou, don't worry, I will definitely train this international friend hard!" The feet still didn't stop, and soon dragged Seedorf into the martial arts hall training ground.
Zhou Xiaochuan mourned for Seedorf in his heart: "It seems that this black buddy will have to suffer in the future." But that's okay, if he is trained here ruthlessly, he won't have time to pester me......" After greeting Yuan Chonghai and the others, he said goodbye: "You guys have a good life to cultivate, I'll leave." ”
Yuan Huanshan said: "I'll drive you back." ”
Zhou Xiaochuan smiled and declined: "No need, it's still early, I'll just walk back, just take a walk, and by the way, I can buy some fruit snacks or something." ”
Yuan Huanshan knew that he would not be polite to him, so he didn't persuade him much, nodded and said, "Then I'll send you out, I just have something to tell you." ”
"Okay." Zhou Xiaochuan nodded, and accompanied by Yuan Huanshan, walked towards the main entrance of the martial arts hall.
When passing by the martial arts training ground, Zhou Xiaochuan deliberately stopped and looked at Seedorf, this black buddy was being violently destroyed by Yuan Fang on the ground, seeing Zhou Xiaochuan walking by, he hurriedly stretched out his right hand to ask for help. But Zhou Xiaochuan did not stop Yuan Fang's 'atrocities' in time as he wished, but said with a smile: "It seems that Yuan Fang is still quite concerned about teaching Seedorf." ”
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