【011】This is the guy you bought
Brother Dong smiled, "I've been next to you for a long time, watching you talk to your phone, I thought you were pretending, but it turned out to be true." Then Brother Dong stretched out his hand and pointed to my phone. You're too interesting, isn't your brother going to sell the house, and it's not like he's not coming back, he's too young. It's okay, it's okay, your brother Dong is next to you, don't worry, it's okay. ”
I smiled again, ran to the bathroom, washed my face, and slapped myself hard in both mouths to sober myself up. After taking two deep breaths, he returned to the room and looked at Dong Ge. A look of confusion. Look at me" why did you laugh again, you were crying a lot just now. ”
"It's okay, you haven't read a book, it's okay to cry a lot, it's good for your body. Crying for health, understand?"
"So?" Brother Dong was still confused: "Why can't I cry." ”
"You give yourself two mouths, and you cry, harder." When I finished speaking, I reached out and hula my face, and then I heard "Bang." "Boom" twice. It's loud
Startled me, I let go of my hand at once, and looked at Brother Dong's face was slightly red, and then there was Brother Dong's blank expression, "I still can't cry, is it really not strong enough"
I was really depressed, so I quickly took two steps forward, reached out and grabbed his arm, "Okay, okay, you believe everything I say"
"You have my ring, you are my brother, you won't hurt me, why don't I believe you, you know, I've lived so big, I've never cried, I don't know why, every time I want to cry desperately, I can't cry, I don't know why. According to my parents, I lived so big, I only cried once when I was born, and then I never cried again, my family also took me to the hospital for a check-up, and there was no problem, but I still don't know what it feels like to cry, no matter how sad things are, I don't want to cry, it doesn't matter if I can't cry, I have a headache when I want to cry. It's been like this for many years, so I want to cry, but I can't, but I'm still scared. I went to the hospital for countless check-ups, and I don't know why, and it didn't affect anything, so that's it. ”
I scolded Brother Dong, "Let your mother fart, I have already watched you cry before." ”
"That time was special, not counted, I was moved."
"Alright, don't talk about you"
"What I said is true," Dong Ge continued to say very seriously, "When I want to cry, I just have a headache. I couldn't cry, and I didn't know why last time. ”
", don't do this."
Brother Dong nodded, "You'll know later, okay, let's not talk about that." Dong Ge picked up a sack and threw it on the ground, and I heard the sound of the iron striking of "桄榔, 桄榔, 桄禄."
I was taken aback, "Big brother, what are you getting this?" ”
"I'm going to buy guys, and then I think about it, and I don't know what guys I need to buy."
"Didn't you say you knew yesterday?"
"I thought I knew it yesterday, but I found out after I went, I didn't know, the meaning of these two words is too broad."
"And what do you mean with such a broken sack? Where did the sacks come from?"
"There was a vegetable market nearby, and I went and gave him ten dollars, and then the old man who sold potatoes was quite happy to give me the sack, and I took it and loaded it. If I put something else in it, I feel too small and not enough."
"Then no one looks at you along the way?"
"Look, it's just a sack, something. Moreover, I didn't know what to buy, so I bought everything. After finishing speaking, Dong Ge pointed to the sack, "Look at it, I've been walking around the city for a long time, taking out what we can use, what can be used as weapons, what we don't need, what should be thrown, what should be done." ”
"Okay, you win, just buy it anyway" followed me two steps forward, walked to the edge of the sack, and opened the mouth. I was a little depressed, and I took out a kitchen knife from it, this is bright, there is an advertisement on the kitchen knife, Lao Wang's kitchen knife, a high-quality knife. "Big brother, why did you buy a kitchen knife?"
"Don't you need it?" Dong Ge was a little puzzled.
"Are you going to kill someone, then?"
"Oh, too, you throw that one aside, and something else. I bought it casually. ”
I nodded, threw aside the old ace's high-quality knife, and then took out a big iron spoon from it, which is the kind of big one that is often used to hold porridge at home, with a wooden handle and a colored stainless steel in the front, "Big brother, why did you buy this spoon?" ”
Dong Ge stretched out his hand and gestured, "The round one in the front, which is used to serve rice, is a weapon used to beat people, and the handle in the back is also quite long, and it is iron, can't it be used?" Moreover, there are only these in the supermarket, and I think they can be used as weapons. ”
I felt a little broken, and continued to take it from the inside, and this time I took out a small knife, which is the kind of knife that peels apples, and after taking it out, I looked at it, and then looked up at Brother Dong.
Dong Ge smiled, "If that kitchen knife is not suitable, look at this small one, fruit knife." I've thought about it, people are different. Maybe you like to use long knives, and Bolong likes to use short knives. ”
I ignored him, and continued to take something out of the sack, this time with a shovel, one of those with iron, arm length, retractable front and back.
"This shovel is also good, and there is a clasp there, you open the clasp, and you can freely adjust the length of the shovel."
I've collapsed. I took things out from the inside again, and this time, I took out a wooden board, the wooden board was the kind that was very wide, 30 centimeters wide, and the length of the arm, "Brother, what's going on with this wooden board, don't you say that there are still these things sold in the supermarket." ”
"I accidentally saw it when I was buying a sack at the vegetable market, and then I picked it up, maybe we can use it."
"Well, why are there potatoes in it"
"When I bought the sack, I gave him ten yuan, and the old farmer was very happy to give me 5 or 6 potatoes, and I didn't bother to go out, so I put them all in the bag, and it didn't sink much anyway."
"Well, why are there still snacks?"
"It's all put together, there are Qiaqia melon seeds, as well as Kebik potato chips, all kinds of snacks, I bought more than 100 yuan snacks, put them on it, block the point, in case someone asks, I will say that I buy snacks, and Holiyou pie, and a large bottle of Coca-Cola."
"Well, if you buy these things, are we going to kill people or cook?"
Dong Ge touched his head: "Didn't I buy it right?" Don't tell me what to buy, I'll definitely buy it right this time, I think it's good, are those guys, is there something wrong? ”
"That's right, I was wrong, I shouldn't have let you go out to buy things, I should know you" and then muttered to himself, the king of trouble, his brain is not good. You can't see any of these things. So I simply took out what I had eaten and packed the other things into my suitcase.
"What are you doing in your suitcase, don't you still have to use it?"
I glanced at Brother Dong, "If you can't buy these guys, you won't buy a few sticks or something." Professionally, you can buy baseball bats."
When Brother Dong heard this, he stopped doing it, "My grass, the old Wang in me has a high-quality stainless steel kitchen knife, more than a hundred." Isn't it better than that baseball bat? Also, there's no one in the supermarket."
I was a little crazy, and I slapped my bed hard, and then smiled at Dongge, "That's it, you help, I'm buying it again"
"What to buy?"
"Go to the dormitory, find the teacher, and say that the stool in our dormitory is broken, go buy a stool, or go to another dormitory, buy one and come back, okay"
"And what else I bought? It's useless? ”
I pointed to a bed of snacks that had been thrown on his bed, "Yes, these snacks, and those potatoes on the ground, I don't need anything else for the time being." Hurry up and go. "I didn't bother to explain it to Brother Dong.
Brother Dong nodded, then opened the door and went out.
After watching Brother Dong come out, I reached out and picked up the stool, and then walked to the edge of the windowsill, and smashed the heater on the windowsill. I took the broken stool and went to the veranda and removed the four legs of the stool, as well as the two small side sticks, and a plank and a sitting. When I was done, I took the stick out.
At this time, Bolong came back, with a happy face, "Liu'er, it's so awesome, it's so awesome." Then he walked up to me, "Didn't Brother Dong say to buy a guy?" What kind of stools do you dismantle and ask him to buy a few sticks and come back. ”
I glanced at Bo Long, "Put the sticks away, and stuff the rest under the bed." Don't mention this to me, let's get a picture of Brother Dong in the dormitory, and then post it at the gate of our school, so that the whole school can worship him, really, Brother Dong is God."
"What's the matter, as for it" Bo Long stuffed the stick under the bed, "Liu'er, really, Yang Qiong, this girl is too much to my liking." ”
"How are you two? What did the teacher say about you? ”
"I didn't say anything, and after I went, it turned big things into small things. I had dinner with Yang Qiong at noon. ”
"You're not going to confess to her so soon, are you?"
Bo Long nodded, "Originally, I didn't want to confess so soon, after all, I just met." But this woman is too fierce and speaks too straight. ”
"What did she say?"
Bo Long smiled, "Ya said directly, I know you are interesting to me, and I don't dislike you now, so let's deal with it first, I'll try to see if I can fall in love with you, I've only been here for a day, and I met once, at most I like it a little, and I can't talk about anything else." Don't talk about the useless nonsense that loves to come and go, let's just point directly, first do this object, when I sleep with you, that's when I fall in love with you completely, but there is one point, follow me to make the object, if you want my person, you have to want me for the rest of my life, otherwise unless I die, you are not allowed to be sorry for me, if you dare to be sorry for me, I will let your whole family be martyred. Let me think about it. Reply to her again, she said she wasn't joking with me"
"Such an exaggeration, are you serious? How do you answer?"
Bo Long continued very cheaply, "I went out to surf the Internet in the afternoon, and changed the deduction information, and changed the name, Yang Qiong, I love you, I want to decide this woman." It's as simple as that, I'm afraid of something. This woman, I like. It's not pretentious, it's very real. It's good to say something, say what to do. I don't have a lot of heart."
I looked at Bo Long with disdain, "really cheap"
Bolong smiled and ignored me. also hummed a little song, played with the stool leg in his hand, and suddenly said, "Liu'er, ask you something"