Chapter 70: The Tall Bulls
"Xiaoman, let's take pictures." Gao Feng proposed. There are beautiful peach forests everywhere, and Xie Xiaoman's appearance when he wears a bracelet is so beautiful that he is bubbling, and it is a crime not to take pictures.
"Okay." Xie Xiaoman agrees with Gao Feng's proposal, who doesn't want to leave a beautiful moment!
So Xie Xiaoman stood under the peach blossom tree, posed in various poses, and Gao Feng took more than a dozen photos in one breath, the goddess is the goddess, and Zhang Zhang can be included in the painting.
When the tourists who passed by saw it, they were also dizzy, thinking that it was a star from somewhere!
After taking the photo, Gao Feng couldn't help but exclaim: "Beautiful, so beautiful!" The ancients described a woman's beauty, saying that it was a golden step in the temples, but this is not enough to describe your beauty! According to me, you are called Hao-wristed agate jade-faced! ”
"Poor mouth." Xie Xiaomanmei glared at Gao Feng, but her heart was sweet, what girl didn't want to hear her sweetheart's praise!
But then, Xie Xiaoman thought of the next sentence of this poem, and glared at Gao Feng and said, "I found that your thoughts are very unhealthy!" ”
Gao Feng said strangely: "Where am I not healthy?" ”
"You still don't admit it, let me ask you, what is the next sentence?" Xie Xiaoman asked.
"Hibiscus tent warmth**-" Gao Feng said immediately.
"Look, isn't it!" Xie Xiaoman blushed and said.
Gao Feng couldn't cry or laugh when he heard it, the conscience of heaven and earth, he didn't think about anything else when he said that poem, but he didn't expect Xie Xiaoman to think crookedly!
Since he has suffered an injustice, Gao Feng decided to push the boat down the river. This poem was used by Bai Juyi to describe Emperor Tang Ming and Yang Guifei, and Gao Feng immediately said: "In this case, love concubine, go back to the palace." ”
"You're going to die." Xie Xiaoman didn't understand the meaning, and he blushed and was about to hit the peak.
Seeing this, Gao Feng hurriedly ran, his eyes were full of smug smirks, asking you to misinterpret what I meant! But having said that, Gao Feng couldn't help but compare Xie Xiaoman with Yang Guifei, and said that Yang Guifei is beautiful with plumpness, but now Xie Xiaoman's figure is still very young, and when he thinks of the red bra he just saw, the concubine's cultivation plan still has a long way to go......
After playing for a while, the two walked hand in hand again, there are a lot of fun things today, and the slapstick is just an embellishment. Then the two played with the water wheel, watched the farmer carrying a big sedan chair to marry a daughter-in-law and other folk activities, all of which were fresh and interesting.
Just take one step at a time to change the scenery, and there are moving scenery everywhere.
After walking a few steps, I suddenly saw a lot of people surrounded by the road in front of me, obviously it was also an interesting thing, and the two of them saw this and hurriedly squeezed in, and this look knew that it was a game stall similar to fishing, and the stall owner placed a hundred Chinese zodiac signs made of silk cloth on the ground.
And in the body of each zodiac, there is a toy, and then whatever zodiac you fish, catch two yuan once, that is to say, you spend two yuan in exchange for this toy.
Of course, it is impossible for the stall owner to lose money, most of them are toys worth five cents, and a small number of fine toys are five yuan, ten yuan, and even fifty yuan, and as the finale is a Barbie doll worth two hundred yuan, and there is only one in the audience!
But that's it, there are a lot of people who still play, isn't it just to have fun coming out to play!
"Gao Feng, let's play a few too-" Xie Xiaoman is also very interested, anyway, two yuan at a time is not expensive, and each has a prize, if you catch a small toy, you should buy a happy one, if you catch a big prize, it will be an unexpected surprise.
"Well, you know I've always had good luck." Gao Feng said with a smile, he had already asked others just now, and Barbie had not been fished away yet!
Of course, the probability of one percent is indeed low enough, but for Gao Feng, this Barbie doll has already been booked.
With Gao Feng's approval, Xie Xiaoman happily went to exchange for twenty yuan of game currency, which is ten chances.
After changing the game currency and taking the fishing rod, Xie Xiaoman began to ask for Gao Feng's opinion: "Gao Feng, which one do you think you should catch?" Seeing that other tourists were fishing for five-cent toys, Xie Xiaoman wanted to hear Gao Feng's opinion.
Gao Feng smiled and said, "Don't be in a hurry, let the poor monk calculate first." Gao Feng began to pretend to put on the magic stick, and after pretending to do some calculations, he pointed to a monkey zodiac in the upper left corner and said, "That's it, I feel like there will be a surprise." ”
In fact, Gao Feng has long seen clearly, Barbie is in the zodiac of a horse, but it is not good to catch the jackpot when it comes up, so Gao Feng first came to a plate of appetizers, the monkey zodiac he was referring to, there is a beautiful doll hidden in it, with a price tag of twenty yuan, which is already a very good award.
"Okay, then catch that." Xie Xiaoman nodded, but she was afraid that Gao Feng would not care, so she threatened Gao Feng: "If you catch a garbage toy for five cents, hum, you know the consequences." ”
"Don't worry, I'm from Gaojiazhuang-" Gao Feng said with a smile. (Gao Feng's hometown is in Huinan, Gaojiazhuang County.) )
Hearing what Gao Feng said with confidence, Xie Xiaoman also had a little hope in his heart, and when he got it back, Xie Xiaoman laughed out loud in surprise, the zodiac turned out to be a beautiful doll, or a high-end toy with a price tag of 20 yuan.
Xie Xiaoman's happy eyes shone brightly, not because of how much money he made, but because of that joy.
"Gao Feng, it's very good, such a beautiful doll." Xie Xiaoman held the doll tightly in his arms and refused to let go.
"Let me see, well, this doll is really beautiful, hey, isn't this a miniature version of me!" Gao Feng suddenly said in surprise. Although there is no small ** under this doll, it is indeed a handsome male doll with a face.
"you-" Xie Xiaoman glanced at him, he had been with Gao Feng for a long time, and he was also a little immune to his flamboyant tongue.
And now Xie Xiaoman is most concerned about what will be next! So she couldn't wait to ask, "Gao Feng, which one to fish next?" ”
Not only did she care, but other people around her were also very concerned, and when she came up, she caught a doll, and her luck was not ordinarily good. Even under this comparison, there are many girls and children who have begun to complain about their other half, not to mention fishing for a long time, but also **, look at other people's boyfriends, handsome, and lucky, as soon as they make a shot, they are full of popularity!
Hearing this, Xie Xiaoman's eyes were shining with a smile, so he became even more eager.
However, Gao Feng wanted to hang her appetite, only to see Gao Feng blink and say: "The poor monk can only count three trigrams, and if he calculates more, it will not work, and the female benefactor is sure to continue?" ”
"you, don't you say it soon-" Xie Xiaoman glanced at him with disgust.
"Hey, okay." Gao Feng pretended to calculate again, and then pointed to a tiger's zodiac and said, "That's it." ”
"Okay-" Xie Xiaoman immediately fished it over, just opened it and looked, but it was just a five-yuan teddy bear, although it was a big win compared to those **, but because of the doll just now as a reference, Xie Xiaoman couldn't be satisfied.
"I said Gao ** Master, you are not good this time!" Xie Xiaoman pursed his mouth and said, in fact, this is a different mentality, and other people around him are envious, isn't this bad-every time you make a move, you can get something!
"Xiao Man, your appetite is too big, this is already good."
But looking at Xie Xiaoman's dissatisfied, Gao Feng smiled: "Okay, who told me to have a three-life relationship with you, I will spend a hundred years of effort, let's calculate it again." ”
"you, I'll catch it myself." Xie Xiaoman was a little blushing by him, so he fished it himself, but there was no peak guidance, and the result was miserable, he tried a total of six times, only one was a binary toy, and the others were **. Of course, this result is reasonable, and the stall owner came out to set up a stall, not to do charity.
Xie Xiaoman looked at the pile of ** in his hand, and had to admit that this tall magic stick really has a set, and he can't accept it.
"Hehe, you know the difficulty, this depends on the poor monk." Gao Feng said with a wicked smile, at this time he also pretended to finish the calculation, and pointed to the horse zodiac and said: "The poor monk has spent a hundred years of effort, and I have a premonition that there will be a big surprise inside!" ”
"What kind of surprise, can it be better than that doll just now?" Xie Xiaoman snorted.
"The Buddha said that you can't say-" Gao Feng smiled and said: "Of course, if the female donor is willing to give her flesh, it is not impossible to make an exception once......
"you, you really think you're a god. I'm not going to fish it and see it myself! Xie Xiaoman wrinkled Xiao Qiong's nose and said.
But after Xie Xiaoman fished the horse zodiac, she was stunned, and the only Barbie doll in the audience appeared in front of her.
"Wow, ** exploded-"
"It's all against the sky!"
"It's all amazing!"
To put it mildly, she and his friends were stunned, if it weren't for Gao Feng not shaving his head, he really thought that he was the reincarnation of a monk.
"Gao Feng, you can't really be a god stick, right?" Even Xie Xiaoman was surprised to say, he shot three times, won the lottery three times, and even won the only grand prize in the audience, which is obviously against common sense!
"Master of the School Committee - others don't understand me, don't you know me either! We rely on IQ! Gao Feng said unhurriedly: "Have you ever heard of such a thing, betting is similar to this fishing game, it's all luck, but there is such a group of top mathematicians, specializing in the probability of betting, and finally got hundreds of times the return!" What you rely on, what you rely on is IQ!
It's the same with this game, it seems to be a chance, but it actually contains scientific truth, it's up to you to find ......"
"Che, you're not a mathematician." Xie Xiaoman pouted, but he already believed it in his heart, not to mention anything else, in just one month, he could jump from the bottom of the class to the first in the class, and his IQ must be very good!
However, she knows these things, other tourists don't know, looking at the other tourists' half-believing looks, Xie Xiaoman took the initiative to explain: "Hehe, although he likes to play tricks, he still has a little capital, he won the top three in the national Olympiad a few years ago, and now his status in the school is also one of the best!" ”
"Oh, I see."
"I said, how can this young man be so lucky, it turns out that he relies on strength."
"O cow! Worship it! ”
The people around sighed, looking at the peak of the eyes are not the same, the top three in the national Olympiad, what kind of demonic existence should this be!
And those boys who originally wanted to try their luck were also discouraged, how can this be compared!
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded: "Who is the cowman?" It turned out that Wu Qiang and Yang Feifei happened to be here.