Unconsciously, it's the day of the list again, and there is another chapter behind, asking for recommendation votes to support.

ps: Sun Yang slapped the stick in the face! It's so cool!

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"Almighty, come here." Just about to walk out of the classroom, Zhang Tingting stopped the competent person.

Shangguan can man stopped: "What are you doing?" ”

A group of team members who were on duty moved their eyes over, one was the unlucky guy who had just made the same table with the goddess of doom Xiang Beibei, and the other was the school flower class president who was popular with the whole class, and the two of them were attractive enough to take it out alone, not to mention that the two of them were combined, and the attraction increased exponentially.

Seeing everyone's gossip, Zhang Tingting coughed dryly, and took the hand of the competent person and walked out: "Go out and talk." ”

"Huh? Do? Men and women don't kiss! I'm still a virgin! The Shangguan man yelled funny.

All the eyes in the corridor converged, Zhang Tingting's face flushed, let go of the competent person, and said coquettishly: "What nonsense!" It's cheap, it's cheap, and it's good. ”

Shangguan shook his hand and said, "What do I have to get cheap?" I knew you wouldn't let go of me when you pulled me. ”

"You're looking for death!" Zhang Tingting was angry and kicked at the buttocks of the competent person.

It can be seen that Zhang Tingting is much more ladylike than Xiang Beibei, she has a lot of butt meat, and she is not afraid of kicking, Xiang Beibei is really ruthless and specializes in kicking people's little brothers.

The competent person jumped forward, dodged Zhang Tingting's kick, and quickly stabbed into the pile of people in the corridor.

"I've borrowed it, I'm not responsible for it!" Shangguan can wave his hands continuously, and he is enjoying wanton touching.

"D-level climbing was found, and the host was not capable enough to absorb it."

"E-class physics was discovered, and the host was not capable enough to absorb it."

"F-class history discovered, the host has been absorbed, and it is automatically shielded."

"Do you want to absorb the F-level chess skills you discovered?"

"Discovery of E-Class ......"

Running from upstairs to downstairs, the smiling face of the Shangguan people is like a chrysanthemum, this lap runs down, the remaining two sub-items of mathematics and geography of the F level are finally absorbed, the bachelor's major item is put together, and the art of the ninth major item is also absorbed into chess and piano skills, and only painting art can be pieced together.

"We're so happy today...... "Shangguan people laughed like ducks, F-level painting is just that, now there are more people learning to paint than dogs, and they can absorb it casually, so that the decathlon is equal to the absorption of nine major items, and only the last major item is left.

What is good for this last item to absorb? The competent man pondered as he walked towards the carport.

"Capable man! Stop! In the carport, Zhang Tingting chased after her violently, and the heavy iron pencil case in her hand flew over according to Shangguan's head.

Shangguan Nengren used a trick of a concealer, easily caught the pencil case, and said with a smile: "Senior squad leader, why are you so atmospheric?" Let off steam. ”

"Huh?" Zhang Tingting's eyes lit up, she took two quick steps, snatched the pencil case, and looked up and down at the competent person.

"What for?" Shangguan Nengren covered his chest with his hands and took two steps back: "Be respectful!" I only sell my body, not my art. ”

"Phew!" Zhang Tingting took a sip: "With your virtue, there are also people who buy you!" ”

"Hehe, I don't know who still envies my figure in the morning." Shangguan can thief laughed.

Zhang Tingting snorted lightly: "Don't interrupt, you just connected the pencil case quite accurately!" Ever played baseball? ”

"I don't have time to play that." Shangguan Nengren pouted and said, "Don't care if I'm allowed to take it or not, there's no one now, what's the matter with me?" ”

"I can't look for you if it's okay!" Zhang Tingting tapped the head of the functional person with a pencil case.

Shangguan Nengren slapped it open, and said impatiently: "Pull it down quickly!" When did you come to me when you were fine? Go ahead! I've got something to do! ”

Zhang Tingting smiled, stuffed the pencil case into her wide trouser pocket, and said, "Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want to ask you what's going on with Xiang Beibei?" ”

"What can we do?" Shangguan Nengren didn't react for a while.

"And pretend to be garlic with me." Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes: "When did you see Xiang Beibei talking to a boy so well?" Why did he make an exception for you? Don't tell me you don't have a bad relationship with each other, and three-year-olds don't believe it. ”

Shangguan Nengren understood at this time, sighed at the tooth flower, and said: "It's nothing, it's just that I borrowed the summer vacation homework from Beibei not long ago, and said a few words." ”

"Copying homework?" Zhang Tingting suddenly looked like this.

Shangguan was able to scream in his heart, and laughed dryly: "Cough, a lot of articles in the world are copied, articles can be copied, and homework can be copied naturally, no one says that copying homework is also illegal!" ”

"It's not illegal to copy homework, but it's cheating, do you understand cheating? Cheating in school is found to be invalid at best, but in society, you still cheat...... In the end, it evolved into favoritism and fraud, and it really violated the law, and when the time came, ......" Zhang Tingting turned into 10,000 ducks, spitting saliva wildly, and dancing.

Shangguan's eyes wandered, looking around for flies, and finally found one, with a wave of his hand, he accurately grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh--! The whole tongue sticks out! Raise the knife and fall again, and --! The whole world is clean......

"What are you doing?" Zhang Tingting looked at Shangguan's inattentive appearance, and her face was full of black lines.

"Uh......" Shangguan quickly threw the dead fly in his hand to the ground and stepped on it with his foot: "Ahem, there are flies." ”

"Forget the flies, did you hear what I just said? The reason why the social atmosphere is so bad now is because ......"

"Eldest sister, you spare me!" Shangguan was able to pull the bitter gourd face, hide his face and cry bitterly: "I am old and young, and I still have a wife to support in the middle, it's not easy!" Who dares to be worse than me! Why don't people understand my difficulties! ”

"Phew! You have an old self letter, where do you have a child? And a wife? Who's your wife? Tell me, who is your wife? Zhang Tingting ruthlessly pierced the loopholes in Shangguan's words, and clasped her hands to her chest: "Come on!" Tell me, who is your wife? ”

Shangguan Nengren's eyes stared directly at Zhang Tingting's chest, which was becoming more and more prominent because of her hands, and coughed dryly: "Senior squad leader, how do you exercise?" The pectoral muscles are very developed! ”

"You ......" Zhang Tingting's little face turned red, copied the iron pencil case from her trouser pocket, and rushed to the crown angrily: "The traitor is killed!" ”

"Ahh Help me! Strong ~ rape! Shangguan snorted and instantly attracted the teachers and students within a radius of 100 meters.

"What? Strong~rape? Where? Where? The eyes of the people who heard the call for help suddenly lit up, and when they looked closely, everyone's eyes were radiating a light unique to watching a romantic action movie.

"You! You! Zhang Tingting dared to mess around, she pushed the bicycle in a panic and ran away, and did not forget to put down a cruel sentence before running: "You remember it for me!" ”

"Humph!" Shangguan was able to pat the soil on his body and smiled: "Fight with me?" Grandma (Beijing dialect, self-experience). ”

At this time, a tall man with long legs ran over, and when he saw that there was a capable person in the carport, he hurriedly asked: "Dude, who shouted forcible ~ rape just now?" ”

Shangguan opened the lock of the car and pointed to the school gate casually: "I was scared away." ”

This tall man looked at the past, and somehow it was so coincidental, there was really a man and a woman pushing a bicycle to run out, look closely, the clothes were messy, the hair was messy, and the face was quite red, how did you look like a thief who had just finished stealing food and wiped his mouth to run.

"Phew!" When the tall man saw it, he yelled: "In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun!" Shameless dogs, men and women eat and wipe clean and want to run! Stop for Lao Tzu! ”

The other people who were attracted to it were frightened by the tall man's voice, and when they saw the tall man running towards a man and a woman at the school gate, they all reacted, and hulala turned and chased after him.

In this way, the pair of male and female classmates who ran in front of them were unlucky.

"Ahh Do? We didn't do anything! ”

"Nothing else you said? Why are your clothes and hair so messy? ”

"Nonsense! You've just finished cleaning, and you're messed up! ”

"Hygiene? Belch...... Depend on! So why are you so red? ”

"It's so hot, the sun is so poisonous, can it not be red? What the hell do you want to do? Teacher! Help me! There are bad students bullying people! ”

"Holy! Count you ruthless! Brothers, the wind is howling! ”

Hulala, the crowd scattered like birds, and in an instant it fell silent, leaving only a pair of stunned dogs and men and women, at a loss under the scorching sun. ”

When the culprit Shangguan pushed a bicycle and passed by, he was full of guilt and recited: Amitabha, the friend of the dead is not dead and the poor is not dead, and the two donors mourn and change.

Sighing, Shangguan pushed the cart away, not taking away half of the guilt.

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