Chapter 37: Turning the Theater into a Battlefield (Ask for Recommendation)

Entering the cinema, Chu Ling took a look and found that this Grand Theater of Jiahe can at least accommodate more than 1,000 people, and now most of them are people.

"Fifth row, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four."

Looking at the number on the movie ticket, Chu Ling couldn't help but have a headache, and looked at the young man and woman with a sugar cane who walked by, his face was a little unpleasant.

"Ah Zero, this way." Wang Jing crossed the crowd and beckoned to this side.

Looking at Xu Ke and the others who had already sat down with a headache, Chu Ling couldn't help but sigh, and resigned himself to pulling the two girls across the crowd and walking towards Wang Jing.

"Hey, isn't this Bai Zhantang? Who are the two women he is carrying? Could it be his wife and daughter? ”

"It's really Chu Ling, I didn't expect him to come to the midnight scene of this movie, but he was so unscrupulous to bring his wife and children to watch the movie, this pretty boy is very bold."

"Go, don't pretend to understand if you don't understand, Chu Ling is only twenty years old, so there may be such a big daughter, it must be his sister."

"You just went there, what era is this? That idiot will take his sister to watch a movie, and if you want me to watch it, Chu Ling must be a fellow practitioner. ”

Hearing this, Chu Ling couldn't help but turn his head to look at the middle-aged uncle with a lewd face and a cute girl's clothes printed on his shirt, and the words "Lolitacon" couldn't help but come to mind.

"Sure enough, everyone in the world is developed, and such an avant-garde and promising person can see it, but, uncle, don't you think you are too advanced? Moreover, at such an old age, it is really difficult for people to agree with your proud look like this. Chu Ling complained in his heart.

Listening to the talk about himself around him, Chu Ling couldn't help but have a smile on his face, and at this moment, he really felt that he was a star.

Sitting in the position, the good mood just now disappeared in an instant, looking at Xu Ke and the others sitting in front of him, Chu Ling was a headache.

"What's the rhythm of this? Is this the rhythm of the pond fish? The dead fat man is a pit for me, and it's strange to sit in this place for a while without being affected. Chu Ling scolded secretly in his heart.

Although he tried his best to find a way, until the movie started playing, Chu Ling didn't think of any good way, and finally could only give up with a sigh and frown and watch the movie in front of him.

"The picture is rough and unclear, the sound effects are mediocre, the martial arts design is clichéd, the special effects are unsatisfactory, the costumes are bad, and the plot is cheating."

While watching the movie, Chu Ling commented in his heart, of course, these evaluations are based on the standards of thirty years later, in fact, this film is still good in this era, at least he watched it with relish.

Halfway through the movie, the theater began to hear the sound of biting sugar cane, and whispers came from time to time.

Although he was watching a movie, Chu Ling, who had been paying attention to the changes around him, was the first to notice this phenomenon, his brows immediately wrinkled slightly, the muscles of his whole body slowly jumped up, and he gently patted the little sister who seemed a little sleepy next to him, and then turned his head to look at Zhou Huimin who was watching with relish on the other side, and couldn't help but flash a difference in his eyes.

Now that he didn't care about thinking at this time, Chu Ling said softly: "You two take a look around. ”

Hearing this, the two beauties, big and small, turned their heads to look at the sound of chewing and whispering from the surrounding dark space, and couldn't help but show a confused look on their faces, and looked at Chu Ling with a question mark.

After carefully looking around, and finding that it did not attract attention, Chu Ling explained in a low voice: "The so-called noon screening is the first scene of the movie, which is usually arranged in the middle of the night. ”

"Bite the Cane Gang?"

A look of excitement welled up on Xiao Wen's face, and he asked in a low voice, "Brother, is this cane gang a club?" ”

Chu Ling was stunned by the question, most of the people who can join the Cane Bite Gang are really some old boys, after all, normal people who would go to watch a movie in the middle of the night, so it's really not wrong to say that this Cane Biting Gang is a club, it's just that there are no rules.

Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, Chu Ling continued to popularize science knowledge for the two of them: "The so-called cane biting gang is a group of idle eggs who will take sugar cane to watch at the lunch screening of every movie, if the movie is good, everyone will be happy, but if the movie is not good"

Speaking of which.

Chu Ling pouted in front of him and whispered: "These cane biting gangs will smash the sugarcane at the main creators of the movie, and the bleeding from the head is light." ”

"Ahh

Hearing this, Zhou Huimin couldn't help but exclaim, and hurriedly covered his mouth, and after finding that no one was paying attention, he looked at the movie creators in front of him with a somewhat unsightly face, and asked in a low voice: "Is this movie good or bad?" ”

Smile!

Looking at the two girls who came over, Chu Ling pursed his lips and whispered, "I think there is a ** hanging." ”

Hearing this, the faces of the two women changed, and the two women had blind trust in Chu Ling's words, and at this time, they didn't even have the slightest idea that Chu Ling was wrong, including Zhou Huimin, who had watched it with relish before.

Immediately.

"Brother, what now? We won't be affected by the pond fish for a while, right? Xiao Wen asked in a low voice with more excitement than fear on his face.

Looking at the little sister who was a little eager to try, Chu Ling couldn't help but have a headache again, and hurriedly whispered: "When the movie is about to end, you two will leave the stage early." ”

Speaking of which.

Chu Ling glared at the little sister who was about to speak warningly, and said in an unquestionable tone: "This matter is so decided, the opposition is invalid, you will wait for me outside after you go out." ”

"What about you?" Zhou Huimin asked worriedly.

With a wry smile, Chu Ling said helplessly: "What else can I do, I can only leave it to my fate here." ”

If he hadn't met Hong Jinbao and others, Chu Ling would have slipped away a long time ago, but now Xu Ke and others know that he came to watch the movie, if he leaves at this time, it will be a naked slap in everyone's face, not to mention the lack of friendship, and even make a few people hate him.

As the movie gradually drew to an end, the whispers in the theater became significantly louder, and the sound of biting sugar cane gradually became neat, like a war drum resounding in the ears of those who cared about it.

Immediately.

Chu Ling glanced at the two women, and when Zhou Huimin saw this, he hurriedly grabbed the small lines on his reluctant face, and bent down and walked outside.

Seeing the figures of the two disappear, Chu Ling couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"Ah Ling, where are Amin and my little sister going?" Wang Jing sat down beside Chu Ling and asked in a low voice.

"Go to the bathroom."

Glancing at Wang Jing angrily, Chu Ling frowned and looked at the fat man beside him, and asked in surprise, "How did you get this movie ticket?" ”

He hadn't paid attention before, but now looking at the seats where the four people were close together, the ghost believed Wang Jing's words about finding someone else to buy.

Knowing that Chu Ling guessed it, Wang Jing didn't hide it, and smiled and signaled, "Did you see it?" The one in front is the wrinkled tycoon, this movie ticket was given to me by him, a total of ten, and the other six I gave to someone else at the door before, and when they gave the movie tickets, they said it to you. ”

Ignoring Wang Jing's meaningful words, Chu Ling turned his head to look at it, only to find that there were beautiful women sitting on both sides of him, which made him despise Wang Jing fiercely in his heart, but his eyes looked at it fiercely.

After doing this, Chu Ling squinted, and with the help of the lights on the screen, he carefully looked at Zou Wenhuai, who was holding a cigar and full of momentum.

A moment later.

Chu Ling shook his head and looked away, he could guess the other party's purpose without thinking about it, it was nothing more than trying to recruit him, but he didn't want to put a shackle on his body when he just wanted to go back in style, so the two were destined to have nothing to talk about.

That's when it happened.

After the movie was shown, the lights in the theater instantly lit up.

"What garbage movie?"

"I don't understand it at all."

"Wasting Lao Tzu's time, I knew it was this kind of garbage piece, why don't I go to the horse and kill the chicken?"

A burst of swearing resounded through the theater, and at first the cursing was faint, but after a while, like a chain reaction, the cursing instantly ignited the anger of most people.

"Die, get my money back."

"Damn, I want a refund."

In the midst of the curses, the so-called cane biting gang instantly threw the sugar cane in their hands towards the film creation team, and with the louder and louder cursing, the sugar cane flew in the middle of the theater.

"Bump Boom"

Sugarcane smashed on chairs, on the ground, on distant screens, and even a lot of sugarcane smashed on people's bodies.

"Ah, damn it, Zhang doesn't have long eyes? Lao Tzu is not a production team, what are you doing is still me, I rely on, bleeding, I want to go to the hospital. ”

With this curse, the entire theater was silent at first, and then it was completely chaotic with a "boom".

Cursing and cries resounded throughout the cinema.

Fortunately, the midnight show is usually a group of young people who are looking for excitement, and there are no old people and children, so it doesn't cause a big disaster.

"Smack"

Catching a sugar cane flying from above, breaking it, and throwing away the part that others had gnawed, Chu Ling sat on the chair and bit the sugar cane while looking at the chaotic theater, with an expectant expression on his face.

In later generations, you have to mute your mobile phone to watch movies, when have you seen such a hot scene, Chu Ling has long put aside his initial worries, and instead watched the play with great interest.

"Damn, don't watch the show, let's run away first."

Wang Jing on the side looked at Chu Ling's appearance and was stunned for a moment, and then pulled Chu Ling with an anxious face and wanted to run.

"Don't rush, take your time."

Chu Ling pressed Wang Jing on the chair, casually intercepted another sugarcane and threw it to Wang Jing, and said with a smile while biting: "Don't you feel that sitting here biting on the sugarcane, looking at the chaos of the crowd, the mood is particularly refreshing?" ”

Hearing this, Wang Jing couldn't help but be stunned, looked around in a blink of an eye, and didn't break off the sugarcane that had been bitten, he gnawed it directly, and at the same time raised a middle finger at Chu Ling.

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