Chapter 33: The Unlucky Monk and the Three Monsters
At the end of April, it was early summer, the willow trees all over the city and the mountains outside the city were as green as continuous emeralds, and the city of Yuezhou was still crowded with people during the day, but it was deserted like a deserted city every night.
Gongsun Pang did not break his promise, and soon handed over thirty taels of silver to Deng Xiaoxian. Deng Xiaoxian smiled from ear to ear when he accepted the money, but the next day he changed his face, because he heard that Gongsun Pang had bluffed a full two hundred taels of silver from the timid and fearful man of the proprietor's family!
In the dojo of the Ghost Hunting Third Division in the front yard of Gongsun Pang's private house, the cook crossed Erlang's legs, picked his teeth and said: "I felt that something was wrong that day, why did the two female ghosts wear red dresses?
After all, Luo Qingting was still a yellow flower girl, got up and walked to the other corner of the courtyard, pretending not to hear anything.
Zhang Daogu listened very energetically, as if the gossip cells on his body had been hooked, and grinned: "I said that the man's forehead is green, it turns out that there is such a thing! The old man of his family is old and strong......
Deng Xiaoxian interjected: "What do you know? This cardamom virgin is like an oil flower floating on the face when boiling porridge, it is a great tonic!"
The cook swallowed his saliva and said, "Is there such a statement?
Bu An looked at this scene, and said in his heart, what have the values of these people collapsed into? As a result, as soon as he raised his buttocks, he also leaned over with a smile, and listened to Deng Xiaoxian's nonsense with his ears pricked up.
Because of the ghost and know people, Bu An only mixed into the ghost hunting team not long after, he heard a lot of secrets involved because of the haunting, so every morning from the south of the city, to the Gongsun Pang family house on the road, he looked at the bustling flow of people, the perception has just stepped into Yuezhou is very different, as if these passers-by, whether men and women, rich or poor, every skin has hidden ulterior evil thoughts.
At this time, he vaguely felt that the rules of Tu Yao's three words did not seem to be so simple.
At this time, it is the fifth month of the return of the evil moon, and there are more and more haunted people in Yuezhou City, and the ghost hunting business is booming, with almost no interruption, and the ghost energy in Bu'an's stomach is also rising. These ghost qi gathered together in his dantian, and after Bu'an's repeated trials, they were indeed the same as the life spirit, and they would recover after a while of rest. As for why the ghost qi became his own life, Bu An couldn't figure it out, and said that this was probably his "crossing gift package".
He went out after breakfast every day, and rushed back with Deng Xiaoxian late at night, except for the first night when he encountered the terrible ghost, the ghost hunting experience since then has been no thrilling or dangerous.
Deng Xiaoxian is still the same scoundrel, one day when he walked back late at night, he told Bu An that he actually had a deep meaning in scolding people and ghosts, and the purpose was to find a new way in addition to the pitiful curse mantra of the Daomen, but this kind of thinking was too advanced, and others didn't understand him.
He said with a serious face: "I don't bother to explain to those ordinary people, Brother Bu'an, you must understand me!"
Bu An rolled his eyes with a high degree of difficulty, and said in his heart Are you stupid to me, and snorted coldly: "Your pattern is too small, those scolding words are too uncreative, if you go on like this, there is no hope for a lifetime!"
Deng Xiaoxian exclaimed: "Oh, Brother Bu is also a master of the curse?"
Bu An walked ahead with a large cloth bag on his back, looked up at the evil moon in the sky, and shouted with full breath: "I bought a watch last year!"
"I bought a watch last year?" Deng Xiaoxian smacked his lips, "What does this mean?"
Bu An glanced back at him and pretended to smile deeply. Along the way, he kept listening to Deng Xiaoxian in various tones and tones, repeatedly chattering about this "curse".
"I bought a watch last year!"
"I bought a watch last year!"
"Last year!
......
......
The days were full, the evil moon at the end of April passed by in a flash, and on the night of the first day of the fifth month, the evil moon fell from the West Mountain, and this round of ghost hunting business was over, and it would not reopen until nine days later.
Bu'an's great cause of rubbing ghosts can be regarded as smooth sailing, but his other career hit a wall at the beginning. In short, the shopkeeper of Linglong Fang not only recognized his "musical talent", but also drove him out because he was dressed dirtily and carried a strange pipa on his back, and he was driven out as a street artist who sang and commented.
It's a bit hateful to be a wandering singer who is said to be a "singer and commenter". But this small setback is nothing. The next day, Bu'an regained his strength and came back.
This day is the third day of the fifth month, just after lunch, Bu'an carried the "pipa" on his back, took Susu, came to the side of the Toumi River, stood on the crowded Zijing Street, squinted at the Linglong Fang across the street.
It is an elegant two-story building, there are three or two green bamboos planted in front of the door, half of the green vines are crawling on the wall, there is a spacious balcony on the second floor, and there is only a small door open along the street on the first floor, and I don't know how big it is, it looks like a good place for a golden house to hide Jiaojiao.
It is said that this place has a history of thousands of years, the earliest was only a teahouse, because Sun Ti was in this teahouse when he wrote "Dengyuezhou City", so it spread its reputation, and gradually became a place of scenic spots, and now it is decorated with a new one, and it is a good place for vassals and elegance in Yuezhou City.
Bu An looked at Linglong Fang, and there were also people in Linglong Fang looking at him.
On the balcony on the second floor, a woman with a delicate appearance, a snow-white face, dressed like neither a maid nor a young lady, and so thin that she could be blown away by a gust of wind, shouted into the house: "Shopkeeper Sun, come and see, the singer of Gusu is here again!"
At this time, a middle-aged man with a slightly fat body and a rich face walked out quickly, shook his head and said, "Quickly call someone to watch at the door, if he wants to make trouble again, he will quickly blow away." Today is every Wednesday, it is the day when Mr. Haruyama comes over, but don't go wrong. ”
Not long after, a small servant came out of the small door on the first floor of Linglong Place, waiting at the door, pretending to welcome guests, while glancing at Bu'an, obviously guarding against accidents.
Across the street, Bu An grinned, feeling that he had played enough tricks on these people, so he said to Su Su: "Let's start!"
Su Su had been waiting for his "start" for a long time, and then he got the order, so he happily took out a small gong from the small package with the sound, "Dangdangdang" struck three times, and shouted in a milky voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, from today onwards, my son-in-law will give a long commentary here: The story of the unlucky monk and the three monsters!
Bu An looked around, and saw that Su Su's opening remarks had attracted a lot of people who didn't know the truth, so he cleared his throat and said loudly: "It is said that in that eastern Aolai country, there is a Huaguo Mountain, and there is a stone on the mountain, which absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, the aura of heaven and earth, and one day it burst open, jumping out of a stone monkey ......."
In Linglong Fang, the thin girl laughed out loud and said to the shopkeeper Sun: "Shopkeeper, he is not in the next life this time...... It's a business grab!"
Bu An had done his homework before he came over, even if he pieced it together, he could tell a Journey to the West without leaving ten, so he was full of confidence and had no stage fright at all, of course, there was another important reason why he had no fear: there was no city management in Yuezhou City!
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