Chapter 18 Fang Fatty

The fat man put his index finger to his mouth, "shhhh ”

"It turns out that you like men, you really can't see it, stay away from me. ”

Xiao Heng pushed the fat man away, the fat man touched and sniffed, the two were so close, if others saw it, I am afraid they would think that the two of them had an "unspeakable" secret, and at that time they really jumped off the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away.

"Fat man, I am also a man with a daughter-in-law, how can I like men?" The fat man walked to Xiao Heng's side with his hands behind his back, and as he walked, the fat on his stomach shook and shook, "You have treasures, I smell them." ”

"What's the situation with you, do I know you?" Xiao Heng was extremely shocked, the fat man just sniffed and knew that he was hiding treasures, was this true or false?

"Do you know my mother?"

Xiao Heng rolled his eyes directly, "Do you really not understand or are you pretending to be stupid?" I mean, I don't seem to know you, it's not that I know your mother. ”

"Oh, I see, I thought you had a relationship with my mother. "The fat man is grinning.

"......" Xiao Heng was directly speechless, this fat man is absolutely the best in the world, and he actually joked about his mother.

The fat man buried his head in Xiao Heng's arms and sniffed again, making Xiao Heng not know how awkward it was, and retreated again and again, hiding like a plague god.

"What do you want to do, stay away from me, I'll get goosebumps when I come over again......" Xiao Heng had already retreated under a big tree, and there was no way back.

"Fat man, am I so scary? Do I need this? Could it be that I can still eat you?"

The fat man forced in front of Xiao Heng, stretched out his palm, and looked like he was collecting debts, "Take it out." ”

"What do I owe you? Get out of the way, I don't have the time to talk to you. Xiao Heng was completely stunned, this fat man was really inexplicable.

"Don't pretend in front of me, fat man, I'm not robbing you, I'm just borrowing it for use. Hurry. The fat man said, reaching into Xiao Heng's arms, wanting to take out Xiao Heng's storage bag.

Xiao Heng hurriedly pushed him away, and said angrily: "Get out, don't move your hands and feet, I don't have any interest in fat pigs." I said, "What the hell do you want?"

"Of course it's Tianhuo, do you think I'm interested in your body? The fat man rolled his eyes.

"How do you know I have a ...... of Skyfire"

Before Xiao Heng's words were finished, he regretted it, because he had already leaked his mouth. At the same time, he also felt that this fat man was not simple, just sniffed, and knew that the storage bag had a heavenly fire, and this sense of smell was more sensitive than that of a dog.

"I'll just say I'm not wrong, fat man, I was born with a different nose, for women or treasures, fat man I can smell as soon as I smell it. ”

The fat man was quite proud, "Don't bother, lend me Tianhuo, and I promise to return it to you." ”

", don't even think about it. Xiao Heng directly refused, he didn't know who this fat man was, if he lent him Tianhuo, who would he go to if he didn't pay it back?

"Okay, you don't borrow it, do you? Do you know who I am, fat man? If you don't lend it to me, I'll bother you every day, and I'll follow you when you go to the toilet to see what you can do to me." ”

The fat man crossed his hands and held his head high, as if to show off his glorious deeds, and he was foaming at the mouth.

"Okay, you can follow it, whatever you like. Xiao Heng patted his ass and left, this fat man is really Tai Chi, no one wants to provoke him.

He trotted all the way down the mountain, and the fat man followed him like a fart, and followed him all the way back to the outside of Chen Laosi's small garden.

"I heard that you were introduced by Chen Laosi to join Tianyangmen, do you know that Chen Laosi has a very strong relationship with my uncle, you can lend Tianhuo to me once, and you won't die if you use it once......"

The fat man panted and said, he was as fat as a pig, and he trotted all the way with Xiao Heng, and he was already tired and sweating.

Xiao Heng stopped, turned to look at the fat man who kept wiping his sweat, and said curiously, "Who is your uncle?"

"I've been telling you for so long, I forgot to introduce myself, my surname is Fang, fat man, you can call me fat. I have two uncles, one is the eldest husband of the Pill Pavilion, Sun Zai, and the other is guarding the Spirit Grass Garden at Tianyangmen. Also, my grandfather was the ...... of the inner door."

The fat man sat on a rock, still panting.

Xiao Heng was taken aback again, he didn't expect this fat man to have such a deep background.

"What do you want Tianhuo for?"

"To tell you the truth, I have a treasure, but unfortunately there is something evil attached to it, and only the fire of heaven can drive away that evil thing. Don't worry, I won't use your heavenly fire in vain, whatever you want, just ask. ”

The fat man looked up at Xiao Heng, his eyes narrowed into a line.

"Heavenly Fire can't lend you anything, but I can help you, bring your treasures, and I'll help you exorcise the evil things above. Xiao Heng sat next to the fat man, crossing Erlang's legs.

When the fat man heard this, he jumped up with joy, "Okay, I'll go and get my treasure." ”

"Wait. Xiao Heng grabbed the fat man who was about to go up the mountain, "It's not for nothing to be busy." ”

As he spoke, he held out five fingers.

"Isn't it just five hundred spirit stones, little meaning, I'll give it to you right away. The fat man threw a storage bag in front of Xiao Heng and laughed heartily.

"It's not five hundred spirit stones, it's fifty bottles of high-grade spiritual liquid. ”

Xiao Heng's words made the fat man's eyes widen, and he grabbed the storage bag thrown on the ground again.

"I'm going, aren't you just using your heavenly fire to drive away the evil things, and you have nothing to lose, you can use the lion's mouth? You think I'm a fish in the water, slaughtered so ruthlessly......"

The fat man gushed out his dissatisfaction and foamed at the mouth.

"Now it's you asking me for help, I didn't force you. Xiao Heng said with a smile, in fact, he didn't want to pay attention to Fang Fatzi, but Fang Fatzi was too difficult, he was afraid that Fang Fatzi would harass Chen Laosi, so he opened his mouth, the purpose was to let the fat man retreat.

Who knows, Fang Fatzi gritted his teeth and actually agreed.

"Okay, fifty bottles of high-grade spiritual liquid, I'll give it to you. But not now, I'll come to you again tonight, you wait for me in Chen Laosi's small garden. ”

After Fang Fatzi finished speaking, he went up the mountain.

Looking at the disappearing back of the fat man, Xiao Heng frowned.

This fat man is definitely not simple, he cares so much about his treasure, what kind of treasure is it?

"He has such a strong background, he knew to open the conditions a little higher. ”

Xiao Heng muttered to himself and walked towards Chen Laosi's small garden.

Before he had even entered the garden, he heard the roar of the little white, full of anger.

"Could it be someone from the Golden Jade Hall again?"

Xiao Heng's face sank, and he walked into the small garden quickly.

Under the old tree, Chen Laosi protected Xiao An behind him. Xiaobai was beside Chen Laosi, hunched over, yelling at a man and a woman in front of him.

And that man and woman are none other than Hou Jiaojiao and Lu Tianxie of Tianlong Hall.

"Where is Xiao Heng? Lu Tianxie's face was full of clouds.

"If we don't call him out, we'll wait until he comes back. Hou Jiaojiao sneered, the word "wait" was very heavy.

"I don't really know where he is. Chen Laosi lowered his head and said.

Seeing Hou Jiaojiao and Lu Tianxie looking down on Chen Laosi, both of them were domineering and invincible, Xiao Heng was angry, and immediately ran to Chen Laosi, stopped in front of the two, and said angrily: "What are you looking for me." ”

"You've finally shown up. Lu Tianxie sneered, and with a wave of his right hand, an envelope spun around in mid-air and fell towards the top of Xiao Heng's head. "This is a challenge book, I want to challenge you, three days later, on the platform of life and death, I will not see you or disperse. ”

Xiao Heng raised his right hand and clamped his two fingers to grip the falling envelope, but he did not agree to Lu Tianxie's challenge.

Chen Laosi quietly tugged at Xiao Heng's clothes and signaled Xiao Heng not to agree to Lu Tianxie's challenge.

It's just that Chen Laosi's actions did not escape the eyes of Lu Tianxie and Hou Jiaojiao, the two glared at Chen Laosi viciously, and Hou Jiaojiao said ruthlessly: "Don't meddle in your business, this matter has nothing to do with you, go back to the house." ”

"Grandpa, you take Xiao An back to the house first. Xiao Heng turned to Chen Laosi and smiled, Chen Laosi nodded and took Xiao An back to the house.

"What, do you want to be a turtle with a shrunken head?" Hou Jiaojiao was dressed very sexy, with a pair of slender and white thighs exposed to the air, and a thin waist in her hand, but at this moment, her body exuded a cold aura, and her eyes were like sharp swords.

"If there is anything we say in the mountains, don't make noise here and harass the old people. Xiao Heng said.

Lu Tianye snorted coldly and said, "If you don't want to fight, be a shrinking turtle, I'll wait here until you fight." ”

"Is this a threat?"

"You can think of it that way. ”

Xiao Heng and Lu Tianxie looked at each other, and there seemed to be a lightning strike between their eyes.

"If you want to fight, I will accompany you. Xiao Heng said.

Lu Tianxie applauded, laughed proudly, and his face sank with a smile, "Three days later, on the stage of life and death, I will wait for you." ”

After saying that, he threw off his robe and strode away.

"I said, if you offend our Tianlong Hall, you will definitely regret it. Hou Jiaojiao followed behind Lu Tianxie, Xiao Heng couldn't see her expression, but her voice was cold to the bone.

After the two left, Chen Laosi walked out of the house, sighed, and said, "Young man, the person who came is not good, you shouldn't fight ......"

"Grandpa, don't worry, I'm measured, I'm just learning, and I won't die, and I can't make progress without learning. Xiao Heng smiled, looking insignificant.

In fact, he was worried that Lu Tianxie would harass Chen Laosi and Xiao An, so he would fight. Of course, he couldn't get used to Lu Tianxie's high-minded face, and he had long wanted to teach Lu Tianxie a lesson.

In the middle of the night, the moon was faint and the stars were thin, the mist was floating, and the air seemed to be shrouded in a thin veil.

Fang Fatzi sneaked to Xiao Heng's window and whispered, "Xiao Heng, come out quickly, let's go do a big deal." ”