499 A gun, a father and son, a bunch of bad jokes!

Wang Xiaohu once said to the Seven Xiaofu brothers back then: A strange and fresh weapon can support a martial arts kung fu movie, just like in "One-Armed Knife", in "One-Armed Knife", Fang Gang, who was cut off from his right arm, was holding a broken knife, and the one-arm was equipped with a broken knife, but the two incomplete things combined with the most amazing power. [Full text reading] This left-handed magic knife not only slashed the first movie in Hong Kong film history to have a box office of over one million, but also cleaved a new era of Chinese martial arts.

Just like Bruce Lee's dazzling nunchucks in "Jingwumen", an inconspicuous unpopular weapon bloomed with a strange brilliance in Bruce Lee's hands, breaking the box office record of Hong Kong movies in one fell swoop and bringing Chinese kung fu to the world!

Now, it's the same in "Hong Hee Official".

In the opening fight with Ma Ning'er for less than two minutes, this spear was long and short, and Wang Xiaohu danced like a dragon going to sea, and after killing Ma Ning'er, it was also like a spirit snake dwelling house, killing all over the place, so that the domineering spirit of the king of soldiers added a little unpredictable demonic energy.

This kind of demonic aura was released on the screen with Wang Xiaohu's novel costume, which immediately amazed the audience!

Of course, it was not only these two points that surprised them, but what surprised them even more was that the martial arts style at the beginning of this movie actually changed!

If you say that the martial arts kung fu movies you saw in the theater in the past are slow motion, "Hong Xiguan" shows you fast shots, and it is not the "three-shot" mode that Zhang Che and others are accustomed to, but a real full-shot reproduction of the entire action. Wang Xiaohu's every move in the film, or three or five black-clothed killers in a rifle or gunfight, the actions are so chic, coherent, and in one go!

Yes, it is coherent, the kind of full-shot action scenes, which is so fast that it is dizzying, so that the audience can find the selling point of this movie in the first time.

"Refreshing!" "Exciting!" "What a handsome move!" "The action just now was too fast, did you see how Wang Xiaohu made a move?"

The audience in the first few rows whispered, which made Yuan Kui and Yuan De finally breathe a sigh of relief, the two brothers looked at each other and smiled, Yuan Kui said: "I was scared just now, for fear that these audiences will not accept our style." ”

Yuan De wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "Me too, I didn't know how many nights I thought about it for a few nights in order to kill the throat gun, but this time I was completely relieved." ”

"Hmm." Yuan Kui nodded and said, "After all, Ah Hu understands the audience's psychological reaction." ”

"Hehe, I guess those insiders must be confused when they see the position of action director." Yuan De said with a smile.

Isn't it, it's not just the audience who comes to the theater today, but also a small group of peers, whenever Wang Xiaohu's movie is released, they will organize a group to watch it in the theater, in the name of coming to cheer, but in fact, they are here to steal the teacher, after all, Concord is now the vane of the trend, and Wang Xiaohu is the head.

When they saw "action director" in the last position on the big screen just now, they really muttered in their hearts as Yuan De said, because this is a fresh term, and fresh means that Hong Kong films will be born from now on The position of "action director", what does this position do? Nobody knows.

Just when everyone thought that the plot of this film would use Hong Xiguan's father and son to evade the pursuit and kill, and the overall tone of the film was gloomy, the tone on the big screen changed, and the five bareback little guys knelt on the futon, and the Shaolin abbot Zhishan Master played by Qiao Hong began to tattoo a treasure map on the back of the five ancestors. (Qiao Hong is the Shaolin master who played Brother Xiaolong's master in "Enter the Dragon", and he is considered an abbot professional.) The five little guys are basically familiar faces, four of them are the new Seven Little Blessings, and the other one has also run through the trick in "Seven Little Blessings" and is Stephen Chow's classmate. A few of their conversations in the side room of Shaolin Temple finally reminded the audience of another name of this movie, "New Shaolin Five Ancestors".

It's just, why are the five Shaolin ancestors all dolls?

There is no explanation in the movie, and the audience also has doubts to see what tricks Wang Xiaohu can remake this time.

When Wu Mengda took Stephen Chow, under the protection of two family members, to look for good deeds on the street to find good deeds to do, the dialogue between the father and son about good deeds caused bursts of laughter in the theater, the sentence "Do good deeds must be good to do, otherwise you will lose money" also said that many audiences went to the heart, and Wu Mengda's Ma Dashan became the second highlight of the film.

But before the highlight lasted a minute, there was a series of "Wow! I saw Jet Li holding up a broken umbrella and standing straight on Wang Xiaohu's right shoulder on the big screen, such an abnormal behavior not only amazed the people in the movie, but also scared hundreds of audiences in the theater.

"Zhengdong, have you ever hung a wire in this action?" Jet Li's brothers and sisters asked in a rambling voice.

Jet Li twisted his head, pouted and said, "I'm the national martial arts champion, how can such a simple action use a tightrope, you guys are underestimating me." ”

Wang Xiaohu smiled when he heard this, this thrilling action did not have a tightrope, on the one hand, Jet Li's basic skills were solid, and he easily found a balance point, and on the other hand, his right hand tightly locked Jet Li's right foot, giving him a balance to rely on.

But it looks cool, and it took a long time to shoot and a lot of film to complete. Let's just say Jet Li's last aerial backflip and two heel landing actions, Jet Li fell to the ground several times, and once he stuck an onion upside down and landed with his brain, but he gritted his teeth and insisted on shooting after resting for half a day, which was not easy.

The film then entered the funny pictures of Hong Xiguan's father and son, Ma Dashanren's father and son, and Hongdou's mother and daughter, and the plot of this section is relatively relaxed, and there are constant laughter in the theater.

"No, no, I just want to know if you really have to hit me."

"Someone bullies me, you help me beat him; I bully others, and you help me beat him. Someone asks me for a debt, and you help me beat him; I collect debts from others, and you help me beat him! ”

"Think about it, if other people's money becomes my money, other people's houses become my houses, and other people's women become my women, how majestic it is!"

Even if the greed and remarks of Ma Dashan people make people laugh at the material of their belly, they also explain the heat and coldness of the world.

In stark contrast, Hong Xiguan's father and son, Wang Xiaohu and Jet Li's serious and expressionless cold jokes caused laughter are far more direct than those of Wu Mengda and Stephen Chow.

For example, now the plot of the father and son eating is being played on the big screen, Jet Li used chopsticks to hold an "annoying" fly and gave it to Wang Xiaohu, who shook his head and said that he didn't need it, and Jet Li stuffed it into his mouth without saying a word.

Wang Xiaohu: Yesterday you washed my only pair of underwear.

Jet Li: I'm sorry.

Wang Xiaohu: It's okay, I changed this underwear and made it smaller for you to wear.

Jet Li: Thank you, dad, hey, don't you have no underwear to wear?

Wang Xiaohu: It's okay, it's cooler.

The cool expressions and simple dialogues made more than 1,000 audiences in the theater laugh on the spot, and the voices of haha came and went.

Even the father and son of Run Run Shaw, Shen Zhong, and Jin Yong who were sitting in the luxurious private room all smiled back and forth, not to mention the ladies in the private room of Zhao Yazhi, Long Zichen, and Teresa Teng.

"Ouch, I'm laughing to death, Ah Hu is really good at spoofing lines like 'cooler', he can come up with lines, laugh at me!" Long Zichen covered his stomach and laughed, and after a long while, he calmed down, and asked with a smile on his face: "Sister Zhi, does he usually educate his son like this at home?" ”

Zhao Yazhi sighed and said: "Don't mention it, I don't dare to let Ah Hu take the child, and I don't know where he read the nursery book, and he actually stuffed nunchucks and short sticks into his son as toys!" ”

"Huh?" Long Zichen and Teresa Teng were dumbfounded, Teresa Teng said cautiously: "Maybe Ah Hu wants the little prince to become a kung fu star when he grows up, and cultivate his interest in this area since he was a child, right?" ”

"I don't object to this at all, the question is that these things are weapons, what if they hurt the child?"

Zhao Yazhi said angrily: "So I threw all the knives, guns and sticks that I used to put at home into the practice room, and let my son take them and hurt himself." ”

Long Zichen and Teresa Teng glanced at each other speechlessly, and Teresa Teng whispered to Long Zichen: "Zichen, have you seen it, women will change unconsciously after marriage." In the future, will you and I also have trouble with my husband for the sake of children? ”

Long Zichen tilted his head and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't know." However, Ah Hu and Sister Zhi are very good except for differences in educating children. ”

Wang Xiaohu didn't know that the three women were "choreographing" him, and at the moment he was grinning, it turned out that Lucas grabbed his arm excitedly when he saw the wonderful martial arts scene.

"Boss, I think I get it, I think I figured out why I feel that some of the settings of Star Wars are awkward, thank God for letting me watch your movie, oh God, I admit that I used to shoot all shit!"

Lucas's face was full of excitement, almost a little carried away, and grabbed Wang Xiaohu's arm.

"Okay, George, you've figured something out, but can you let go of my arm first, hasn't anyone told you it's rude?" Wang Xiaohu said unhappily, saying in his heart What happened to this child, it couldn't be that he was stimulated by watching this movie, right? ――

Excited, excited, comrades are so powerful, especially the students who didn't do dry vegetables, amazing!

(To be continued)