Lin Xiaoyao rode a bicycle and walked around, the recent days are a bit leisurely, all day long is walking, eating, shopping for vegetables, watching the scenery, if he has time, he really wants to live an ordinary life, but he knows that such days will not be too long, so he also cherishes it.

Although the car cost four hundred and fifty yuan, it was also a new car, and in order to prevent theft, Lin Xiaoyao also bought a lock and pushed the corridor to lock it.

Lin Xiaoyao just went upstairs, and the two young men sneakily ran into the corridor, looking at the new car, the two were still a little dissatisfied, "Fuck, it turned out that I met a poor boy!" ”

"Come on, get the lock open first!"

The other took out a wire and reached into the keyhole, just a slight part, "snap", and the lock opened.

The two of them swaggered and pushed the car out, just like their own car, not like Ben who stole the car.

Walking out of the hallway, one was riding a bicycle, the other was sitting in the back seat, and the two walked away.

Lin Xiaoyao stood at the window on the tenth floor and looked at the two of them, "Hey! You steal cars, huh? ”

Although it was the tenth floor, Lin Xiaoyao's voice was indeed so clear, as if he was standing in front of him, and the frightened cyclist shook his hand, and almost fell to the ground.

"Hey, what are you doing? Ride steadily, they're on the 10th floor! ”

The man in the back seat patted him and looked up to see that Lin Xiaoyao was looking at them, but the distance was a little far, so he couldn't see clearly.

The two of them were relieved, this was the tenth floor, even if he saw it and ran down, it would take a few minutes, and the two of them had already run.

The cyclist smiled and gave him a playful look, "You come down!" What, it can't be helped, right? ”

"Let's go!" The man on the bike waved at him, stepped on the pedals and jumped out in a few steps.

"Yo! There are really people who are not afraid of death! ”

Lin Xiaoyao smiled and shook his head, he originally wanted to live a few days of clean life, but someone had to come to the door, this could only be self-defeating, and there was no way to clean them up or not!

Lin Xiaoyao opened the window, turned over, and fell from the tenth floor with a "poof".

"Fuck me!" The buddy in the back seat looked stupid directly, and excitedly grabbed the man riding the bicycle in front of him, the tenth floor, stealing a car will not make you want to jump off the building, this responsibility is great, isn't it stealing a car? As for it?

"I said you're crazy" The buddy in front of him was caught in pain, and before he finished scolding, he was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and when he saw Lin Xiaoyao jumping directly from the tenth floor, he knew that it was not the back that was crazy, it was the guy in the air who was crazy!

"I said you run!"

As soon as the man in the back looked at the situation, the height fell and he had to die, if he didn't run at this time, it would be a big crime if something happened, think about his young age and squatting in the cell until he was old, at this time I don't know how much I regret doing this business, I originally embarked on this road is to see that the risk factor of this road is low, and I can't imagine that it is also a high-risk industry! Stealing a car is risky, so you need to be cautious when entering the industry! It's just bikes though!

The man in front of him had weak legs and didn't move even though he was pedaling the scooter. Just when the two of them were stupid, with a "bang", Lin Xiaoyao landed firmly in front of the two, and the two of them couldn't see the bloody scene, so they hurriedly closed their eyes in fright.

"Hey! Wake up! ”

Lin Xiaoyao patted the shoulders of the two, stood in front of them and smiled, "Are you stealing a car?" ”

"Ahh

The two of them were directly frightened, and when they opened their eyes, they saw Lin Xiaoyao looking at them with a smile, they thought they had been stoned to death, this is not scientific!

pinched himself hard, and the two realized that they were not dead, "Are you a human or a ghost?" ”

The man in front of him is not only weak now, but his body is also trembling, and the buddy in the back fell directly from the seat of the car, and he couldn't sit steadily.

Lin Xiaoyao tidied up his clothes and looked at the man in front of him, "What's your name?" ”

"Big hair!"

"What about him?"

"Ermao!"

Lin Xiaoyao smiled, "The name is not good, no wonder you want to become a thief!" ”

"Brother!"

Before Lin Xiaoyao could speak, the two of them knelt on the ground together, "We were wrong!" You have a lot of adults, we don't know Taishan, we have an eighty-year-old mother, and there are newborn children, you just let us go! ”

Lin Xiaoyao shook his head, why is this set of words again, is it outdated by themselves or are they outdated?

"Alright, don't play it for me! Hurry up and get me up, such a big old man is crying madly! ”

Lin Xiaoyao waved his hand and looked at them angrily.

The two of them looked at each other, and no one planned to get up, this brother came down directly from the tenth floor as if he was playing, if he was annoyed, he was not allowed to do anything to himself.

"You call the police, say that you stole the car, let the police come and deal with it, I'm really too lazy to care about you!"

As soon as they heard that they were going to call the police, the two were happy, and the police fined them a few dollars at most, and then detained them for a few days, it was just a bicycle of a few hundred yuan, which was not a big case, but if the killing god in front of him was caught, he was not allowed to make any moves? Just now, it is estimated that one punch can beat them both to death.

Da Mao hurriedly picked up the phone, "By the way, Ermao, is the police number 119 or 120?" ”

Lin Xiaoyao was speechless, what about 10086? When did you change these two numbers? Just this IQ came out to steal a car, what a talent!

Ermao thought about it very seriously, "It seems that these two are not, right?" ”

Lin Xiaoyao nodded, there is finally a reliable one!

"I remember it was 114!" Ermao looked at Da Mao very firmly and said.

"Oh my God! I can't take it anymore! Lin Xiaoyao was going crazy, listening to these two thieves again, he had the urge to hit his head to death.

"It's 110!" Lin Xiaoyao suppressed his anger, his face was helpless, and he didn't even look at them, these two second-class goods, he really couldn't bear to look at them directly.

"Oh, thank you, brother, you know so much!" Da Mao glanced at Lin Xiaoyao gratefully.

Know more? Everybody knows that, right? Children know that it is difficult to find the police, please dial 110! I really don't know what these two were doing when they were out of stock?

"Hello? Is it a cop uncle? ”

As soon as the phone was connected, Da Mao almost didn't knock Lin Xiaoyao down with a word, how can he look like a young man in his twenties, why is he a police uncle?

"Hey, hello, this is the 110 alarm center, how can I help you?"

As soon as he heard that it was a woman's voice, Ermao hurriedly patted Da Mao, "It's a police aunt, not an uncle!" ”

"Is it Aunt Police? I'm a thief! ”

I'm rubbing, Lin Xiaoyao just doesn't want to listen to it, what's this?

The other end of the phone was stunned for a few seconds, and I didn't know how to answer, is there such a rampant thief? Call the police directly and say that you are a thief, is this the rhythm of looking for death?

"And what's the matter with you?"

The girl in the alarm center was directly stupid, and after thinking about it, she still squeezed out such a sentence.

"Aunt policeman, we are thieves, come and arrest us!"

“”

"Then where are you, we're going to arrest you!"

After doing so many years in the alarm center, this is the first time I have received such a call, and the other party is already confused.

Da Mao reported the address, just sat aside and waited, Lin Xiaoyao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, if he listened to it again, he would go crazy, he now has a question, how did he grow up with this level of intelligence?

PS: It's over now!