As a virgin, Huang Xiaolong never thought that one day, he would quietly lurk in the women's toilet!

Moreover, it is the prime time of more than 8 o'clock in the evening......

At this moment, listening to the voice, it is two women who have entered the toilet. And, one left and one right, respectively entered the bathroom next to Huang Xiaolong. It was tantamount to sandwiching Huang Xiaolong in the middle.

Next, there is the sound of the fabric of Suosuo's clothes rubbing against his skin. It seems to be taking off his pants......

"Goo~~~~" Huang Xiaolong's Adam's apple rolled subconsciously and swallowed a mouthful of saliva. His cheeks were hot, and he was a thief......

"Whoop~~~~~~~~~~

Soon, on the left and right, there was the sound of turbulent water, and the splashes were close at hand......

Huang Xiaolong could hear it clearly, and of course he understood what it was. With such a close distance, Huang Xiaolong naturally had some reveries, and his crotch naturally had some reactions. Shame! There is no place to be ashamed! Unspeakable next work!

Finally, the sound of flushing sounded, and the doors of the toilets on the left and right sides opened, and the people inside came out.

"Whew~~~~" Huang Xiaolong breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, there was a 'pop', which was the sound of lighting a lighter. Soon, Huang Xiaolong smelled a faint smell of cigarettes.

"Aunt Qiu, to make a long story short, what do you think?" Xiao Juan's voice sounded, a very sophisticated tone.

Huang Xiaolong was in the bathroom, although he couldn't see anyone, but it was not difficult to imagine that Xiao Juan was very professional with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Xiaojuan, you ask your aunt to find an honest man for you. Auntie found it for you. This Yan family, my aunt knows the details. The typical bottom of society wants nothing. You also saw it, that Yan Kai, five big and three coarse, with a peasant face. Strict father and mother, turtle, have never seen the world. Hey, my aunt regrets it, I shouldn't have given you Zhang Luo's Yan family...... It's so unreliable! Xiaojuan, you said that you are so beautiful, young, and in shape, not to mention finding a big boss, at least you have to find a civil servant or a public institution, isn't it a man with a solid family background? Aunt Qiu chattered and counted.

"Auntie, you know my situation. Don't talk about anything else now. It's been two months and can't be delayed any longer. The doctor said, I have beaten too much, the uterine wall is very thin, this fetus will not be born again, and I will not want to regenerate in this life. My purpose is very clear, find an honest man to take over, and give birth to the child first. Xiaojuan said very calmly.

"This ......" Aunt Qiu choked. Didn't answer.

"Mahler's next door!" Huang Xiaolong heard the conversation between this pair of clearly, clearly!

He's not stupid! The matter has been laid out, Xiaojuan, a slut, has been made big by someone, and she doesn't want to beat it off, and she wants to tolerate her reputation, so she wants to find a stupid man to take over and be a cheap dad!

How dangerous is the intention?

Huang Xiaolong finally understood the true meaning of the words 'dirty', 'indecent', and 'cheap'!

All five are burning!

This pair of sluts are Huang Xiaolong's best friend, brother!

Also, Yan Father and Yan Mother, what a kind and simple pair of old men, in order to find a wife for Yan Kai, they took out the only tens of thousands of yuan they had accumulated in their lives, but they didn't expect to meet a pair of sluts!

Now, what Huang Xiaolong wanted to do was to rush out and smash the pair of sluts! But he understands that impulsiveness is the devil, and impulsiveness is self-defeating and messes things up!

Endure! Must endure!

"Xiaojuan...... Who is the child's biological father? At this time, Aunt Qiu's voice sounded again.

"I don't remember exactly. It seems to be Boss Huang, and it seems to be Second Brother Li, but Manager Ma is also possible, and Lao Huang, who sells fish in the vegetable market, also came to visit during that time...... I can't remember, I can't remember. Besides, if the guest gives the money, I should take care of the rest by myself, and I can't pester the guest, this is the rule. I'm unlucky to be out of luck. "Xiao Juan's voice is surprisingly calm." Aunt Qiu, now I finally got to know a Hong Kong boss, and I was so fascinated that if I wanted to wrap me, I had to secretly give birth to the child and make another profit, so that I could wash my hands. Therefore, the first task is to find a good man to take over. Only by doing a good job of dealing with the aftermath can I squeeze the money of the Hong Kong boss with peace of mind. This Yan Kai, I think he is a suitable candidate. So be it. Aunt Qiu, don't be unhappy, let's implement the matter tonight. Tomorrow, I will find a way to let that Yan Kai touch my body and make things completely solid. This kind of stupid man, with no social background, is easy to deal with, as long as he touches my body, it's not and it's, and he can't run away! Hum! I want him to wake up and be a father! ”

"Hey, it's a cheap Yan Kai family......" Aunt Qiu sighed for a long time, "Then, Xiaojuan, are you going to marry Yan Kai for the rest of your life?" ”

"Humph! Aunt Qiu, you're thinking too much. When the child is born, I will throw it to Yan Kai's family to raise it first, and when I get enough money outside, I will go home immediately to get a divorce. How could my future be handed over to a vulgar man who worked as a mason on a construction site? Xiao Juan's tone revealed disgust and contempt.

"That's okay, Yan Kai, let's be a transitional figure." Aunt Qiu agreed.

After discussing it, they went out of the toilet together.

Huang Xiaolong is so angry, he has the heart to kill! He had never met such a person in his life!

But now, it's impossible for Huang Xiaolong to rush out and tell the story one by one, right?

The acting skills of this pair of sluts are at their peak, and they are old and cunning, especially Xiaojuan, who has been a young lady in the field for a few years, rolling in the dust, and socializing with all kinds of people, and they have long become fine.

It's hard to deal with! If you don't get it right, you will be bitten back.

"However, things have come to this point, Lao Tzu is in love with this pair of sluts, and he would rather die than let them succeed!"

Huang Xiaolong made up his mind, even if he was messing around tonight, he would have to destroy Xiao Juan's wishful thinking. It is best to be able to handle this matter without Yan Kai's knowledge, which can preserve Yan Kai's self-esteem and avoid extraneous branches; If it really doesn't work, he will have a showdown with Yan Kai.

Huang Xiaolong scurried out of the women's toilet in a daze, and was lucky not to be discovered. After tidying up his hairstyle, Huang Xiaolong quickly returned to the banquet. Sit down.

Start ordering. Yan's mother handed the menu to Aunt Qiu. There is a flattering smile on his face. "Sister Qiu, let's order the dishes."

Aunt Qiu grinned, "Xiaojuan, you can order." ”

Xiaojuan took the menu and flipped through it casually. Yan Mu said continuously. "Xiaojuan, what do you like to eat, don't be polite."

Xiao Juan's brows furrowed slightly, an expression of impatience and disgust crossed her eyes, and she closed the menu. "There's nothing special about it, forget it, I don't care, you can order it."

This is not an attitude of humility, but an attitude of being absent-minded, too lazy to pay attention, or even to look down on it.

Some are stinging.

Huang Xiaolong couldn't help cursing in his heart, next door to Malle, this kind of restaurant, you probably don't look down on it, you make a lot of money selling meat, you usually go to a five-star hotel, right? !

"Heh~~~~ Sister Qiu, Xiaojuan, you are ordering...... "Yan's mother laughed awkwardly.

The corners of Yan Kai's mouth twitched, and he raised his eyes to look at Xiao Juan, there was an expression of anger caused by injury in his eyes, but he endured it and didn't say anything.

"Oh...... I'll order some food. Huang Xiaolong smiled quietly, stood up, and reached out to take the menu.

"Okay, okay, Xiaolong, you can order food." Yan's mother hurriedly said.

Huang Xiaolong cocked Erlang's legs, opened the menu gracefully, opened the bag of nephrite that Yan Kai gave him, took out one and lit it, and sucked it up comfortably.

Xiaojuan didn't look at Huang Xiaolong, and took out her mobile phone to play again. Like a stranger, quite cold.

A young waitress with an iPad in her hand, sleek and smart, with a pink *2 strip across her head, walked up to Huang Xiaolong's side with a professional and enthusiastic smile. "Sir, the signature dishes of our Splendid Restaurant are Dengying beef, camphor tea duck, betel nut pork ribs pot, chamomile pork belly...... If it's a bit homely, there are fish-flavored shredded pork, kung pao chicken, etc. ”

"Oh, these are boring, it's boring. In this way, let's have a cold black fungus first. Huang Xiaolong smiled and pointed to the pictures of the dishes on the menu. This fungus is black enough to taste crispy. Well, that's what I want, cold black fungus. ”

"Huh?" The young waitress blushed faintly when she heard this, and seemed to think of something. Nodding. "Okay, cold salad black ~~~ black fungus. What else, sir? ”

"Another black fungus scrambled egg and black fungus fried meat." Huang Xiaolong said loudly.

"Huh?" At this time, Xiao Juan, who had been lowering her head to play with her mobile phone, suddenly raised her head and glanced at Huang Xiaolong. Her expression was a little unnatural, and her eyes were quite complicated.

Out of the corner of Huang Xiaolong's eyes, he noticed the strangeness in Xiao Juan's eyes, and said even more loudly. "Let's have a black fungus fried three vegetarians, black fungus and red date soup. Well, let's get to that first. Not enough to order again. ”

"Huh? Xiaolong, why are they all black|fungus? Yan's mother asked very plainly.

Huang Xiaolong handed the menu to the waitress whose pink face was already getting more and more pretty, and looked at Xiao Juan with his eyes as if intentionally or unintentionally. The two of them suddenly met in the air, bursting out with a hint of spark.

An almost obscene smile welled up on Huang Xiaolong's face. "Miss Xiaojuan, you have no opinion on the food I ordered, right? Black fungus is a good thing, everyone knows that black fungus is a good thing, black fungus can be beautified, black fungus can lower blood pressure, black fungus can relieve heart and blood fatigue, and black fungus can promote blood circulation. Hehe, Miss Xiaojuan is so beautiful, I guess she is no stranger to the beauty effects of black fungus, right? Eat it often, right? ”

"Enough! Shut up! Xiaojuan seemed to be enraged, or rather, deeply stabbed, "Order food, why do you talk so much nonsense?" ”

Huang Xiaolong shrugged innocently. "This is all said on Baidu Encyclopedia. I'm not talking nonsense. ”

"Okay, okay, since there are so many benefits of black fungus, let's eat black fungus set tonight!" Yan's mother smiled honestly. Very ignorant. Said to the waiter. "Little sister, let's eat the black fungus set, let the kitchen master hurry up, they are all hungry."

"Oh. Wait a minute. The waitress sleekly used her iPad to write down the 'Black Fungus Package', then looked at Huang Xiaolong very strangely, and turned around with a red face.

Huang Xiaolong finished smoking a cigarette and refilled it, smiling harmlessly at humans and animals.

Yan Kai glanced sideways at Huang Xiaolong, with an inquiring hint in his eyes. Huang Xiaolong hinted at him not to keep quiet.

Xiao Juan glared at Huang Xiaolong for two minutes before lowering her head and playing with her phone again. But at this time, she has a bit of an absent-minded taste, and her face even shows frizzy content. The previous calm and indifference, like an overnight meal, were all thrown into the trash.

Mother Yan and Aunt Qiu chatted with each other, and it was obvious that the smile on Aunt Qiu's face was already a little uneasy. Glancing at Huang Xiaolong from time to time.

Huang Xiaolong knew in his heart that the wandering form he had just made had already deeply stimulated a certain black fungus. That's what you want!

While waiting for the food, Huang Xiaolong's surname hummed......

"One wrong step is a lifelong mistake

Go to the sea to dance for life

Women are also human beings

To whom do the anguish of the heart speak

Persecution for the sake of life

Tears poured down my stomach

Is this fate?

destined to live in that dust all his life

The dancers shook and swayed and hugged and hugged

Personality has long been soaked in wine

Night night tangochacharumbarockandroll

Who called me a dancer?"

……

"Poof~~~~~ Xiaolong, Nima, how did you make this song? Hahaha! Yan Kai was amused and laughed heartlessly.

Yan's mother and Yan's father are also happy.

Xiaojuan and Aunt Qiu didn't laugh. Not only did he not smile, but his face was more ugly than crying. They quickly exchanged glances, and they both saw panic and confusion in each other's eyes.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Huang Xiaolong didn't sing, but smiled at Xiaojuan. There was a sharp glint in the eyes.

This kind of smile makes Xiaojuan creepy, as if she has been pinched by seven inches, completely passive!

Xiao Juan took a deep look at the ordinary man in front of her who seemed to have a hippie smiling face, but seemed to have mastered some of his secrets, and pondered it...... Who the hell is this man? Does he know my bottom line?

The more you think about it, the bigger your head gets! The more I think about it, the more I feel palpitations!

After a while, the first course came up.

Chilled black fungus.

"Wow...... What a black fungus......" Huang Xiaolong pretended to exaggerate, took a deep breath, and said slowly in the deep voice of Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang explaining the animal world. "Fungus, mycological classification belongs to the class Basidiomycetes, Xylella Tree, Xylella family. The color is dark brown, the texture is soft, the taste is delicious, and the nutrition is rich. The most important thing is that it can be meat and vegetarian. It not only adds great style to China's dishes, but also nourishes blood and rejuvenates the skin, makes the skin rosy and radiant, and can prevent and treat iron deficiency and anemia and other medicinal effects. Well, just take this cold black fungus as an example, that's amazing! It takes 486 steps from the chef to cook! ”

In the dark black stripe on Xiao Juan's head, there is terrifying data like '*486', which means that she has been by 486 men.

"Isn't it? Xiaolong, 486 processes? "The honest and strict father and strict mother were told by Huang Xiaolong, and the words of the sky made the second monk confused.

"Uncle, auntie, you heard it right, it's 486 processes! Every process is the brainchild of the working people! Huang Xiaolong looked at Xiao Juan again, "Heartwork...... ...... 'fine'! ”

Suddenly, Xiaojuan's face turned pale in an instant! The whole person was like being stung by a scorpion, and jumped up!

"Huh? What are you doing? Huang Xiaolong didn't expect Xiao Juan's reaction to be so big, but he was stunned.

Xiao Juan blushed, her ruddy face suddenly turned into a dead face like a tabula rasa, and her eyes were frightened, chaotic, ashamed and angry, weak heart, and fearful, colorful and wonderful. She was short of breath, her plump and delicate body, and she kept convulsing, like an epilepsy! Trembling, as if about to fall!

"Xiaojuan, what's wrong? What's wrong? Mother Yan and Aunt Qiu stood up at the same time, panicked, and wanted to help Xiaojuan.

"Get out of here!" Xiao Juan screamed hysterically. "Get out! ! ”

Xiao Juan's face was distorted, hideous and terrifying, she stretched out a finger, pointed at Huang Xiaolong's nose, and scolded sharply, "Your mother, you have a kind!" You wait for the old lady, the old lady won't kill you! ! ”

After speaking, Xiao Juan kicked the chair away, and the whole person was like a wounded beast, roaring and rushing out.

"You buns! All waiting! You're good-looking! Aunt Qiu also put down a cruel word and ran out with Xiaojuan.

The strange change was steep, and the Yan family of three was stupid like a stake. Huang Xiaolong also felt that Xiao Juan's gaffe was unexpected.

In fact, Huang Xiaolong didn't know that although Xiaojuan was a sitting lady, she was not a pure sitting lady. She is also a literary and artistic youth.

She has a habit of writing notes. Moreover, this is not an ordinary record, but a ...... 'day' record.

She recorded every man she had a relationship with. From the 1st to the 486th, one by one.

It can be said that the number '486' has extraordinary significance for Xiaojuan. It is the most ** secret in the depths of her life. But today, this secret was openly announced by Huang Xiaolong!

This is tantamount to stripping Xiaojuan all over her body, and there are no bottoms left, and she is directly thrown in front of everyone, in public......

How cruel! How hurtful!

Can Xiaojuan not run wild?

But anyway, with such a fuss, today's blind date is 200% yellow. It couldn't be more yellow.

Huang Xiaolong breathed a sigh of relief and smiled at Yan Kai. "Kaizi...... This one...... This woman doesn't seem to be quite suitable for you...... You see, before leaving, they threatened me, claiming to kill me...... I guess she's mentally ill. ”

Yan Kai also tasted some flavors, "It seems that there is something wrong." ”

"Didn't Qiu Meizi say that the woman is very qualified, why is she kicking the chair again, swearing again, and she has been holding the shelf, cold and indifferent, not like she is here for a blind date, but like she is here to collect debts." Yan's mother also woke up like a dream at this time.

Yan's father, who has always been wooden, picked up the teacup, took a sip of tea, and made a closing statement, "If it's yellow, it's yellow." Being yellow isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's not clear if this kind of woman really wants to marry into the door...... Wife, the woman surnamed Qiu, don't associate with you in the future, you're not a good person. ”

"That's right! Right! Yellow is yellow! Huang Xiaolong said repeatedly. I was secretly glad in my heart...... Kaizi, if you don't call me today, if I don't have this Joyful Heart Sutra, then tomorrow you will become a pick-up man! And you have to be a cheap father, and in the end, you can get an egg and beat the chicken, and you will lose both people and money. That slut has made enough money outside, and as soon as he comes back and divorces you, you will be a second-married young man for the rest of your life......