That night, He Xiaoyun and Lu Yan, who were given disaster magic powers by Zhao Qingshan, simply found that the whole world was working against the two of them, whether it was the light bulb or the neighbor's dog opposite!

After a whole night of tossing, the two people who suffered various blows one after another were about to go crazy, the results of Liu Xiaoyun's team were criticized by the leaders as useless, and Lu Yan led the team to tackle the new products that came out for a few months, and after testing, it was also found that there were various defects, in short, nothing went well.

At half past six the next morning, He Xiaoyun got up from the bed as always, walked into the kitchen and began to prepare breakfast for the two of them this morning, but halfway through the process, he heard the phone ring in the living room, pressed it on the stove and went out to answer the phone.

As a result, the phone call was from a good friend of hers who had not seen [The Wizard of Red Dust in the Third Volume] Chapter 028 for many years, and said that she was going to return to Pingshou County from the city thousands of miles away in the past two days......

"Ahh My noodle !! He didn't have time to say anything to his friend, and after hanging up the phone with a click, He Xiaoyun rushed into the kitchen like a storm, but it was too late, and the pot was completely blackened.

Zhao Qingshan's smiling face that made him want to kick his feet after seeing it resurfaced in his mind, He Xiaoyun took a deep breath and was busy for more than twenty minutes before he finally finished cooking two bowls of noodles with trepidation.

At this time, Lu Yan, who had slept all night, also got up from the bed, and as soon as he smelled the burning smell in the living room at home, he subconsciously frowned. "Wife, what's going on again?"

"Husband, I think we should not go out today." He Xiaoyun walked out of the kitchen with a wry smile on his face, holding two bowls of noodles in his hands. As he walked, he said: "I was unlucky again when I got up in the morning, so I simply asked for leave to stay at home today, and don't go anywhere!" ”

"How is this possible, I still have to go back to the company to understand the situation [Volume 3 Red Dust Wizard] Chapter 028 goes up to the heavenly court and goes down to the netherworld." Lu Yan said firmly: "Don't be deceived by that fortune teller who runs the rivers and lakes, our luck will definitely not be bad to that extent!" ”

"But I'm so unlucky." has been living in fear day and night, He Xiaoyun is almost unable to stand it, in the face of this kind of thing, it is indeed easier for women to be softer than men.

As he spoke, he walked to the table with two bowls of noodles. But I don't know where the puddle of water on the floor came from, and the soles of my feet slipped accidentally, He Xiaoyun said 'ouch', and the two bowls of hot noodles immediately flew to Lu Yan who was about to sit down with bowls of soup.

"Puff~!" "Puff~!" "Whoa~!" "Whoa~!" "Ouch......"

In a panic. Lu Yan was mixed by the table legs, although he was lucky to avoid the two bowls of noodles flying out of He Xiaoyun's hands, he also squatted on the ground with an ass, and saw his wife who also fell under the table.

An evil fire was held back in his heart, but Lu Yan still stubbornly suppressed this fire. In as soft a tone as possible, he said, "Wife, be careful next time......

"I've been careful!!" Lu Yan's soft words fell into He Xiaoyun's ears like a pinprick, and she simply roared. Then he put his hands on his knees, sat on the floor and cried. "But the two of us are really unlucky, husband. I'm afraid ......"

"Don't worry, there is no luck in this world at all, maybe the two of us were scared by that fortune teller, so we always feel like we are very unlucky." As soon as He Xiaoyun cried, Lu Yan was a little unbearable, and hurriedly went up to comfort him: "Otherwise, from now on, let's work together to forget that fortune teller, as if this kind of thing had never happened!" ”

"Is this really possible?" He Xiaoyun asked in disbelief.

"Let's try first." Lu Yan was actually a little uncertain, he sighed, and said: "I'll help you ask for leave from the unit later, just say that you are sick, I will go to the company to understand the situation first, if there is no big problem, I will come back as soon as possible." ”

"Nawan along the way...... Phew, I didn't say anything! He Xiaoyun was nervous to death.

Lu Yan smiled bitterly and said, "If something unlucky happens along the way, I don't think the two of us have to wait until three days later, let's go find that fortune teller this afternoon!" ”

"Okay, then you should be careful on the road." He Xiaoyun hesitated for a moment and agreed to Lu Yan.

More than ten minutes later, Lu Yan, who had finished dressing, had the courage to go out, but within five minutes of going out, he came back disgraced, and as soon as he entered the door, he said: "Wife, get ready, let's go find that fortune teller!" I can't go on, I'm going to go crazy if I do it again! ”

"What's wrong?" He Xiaoyun, who was cleaning up the mess in the living room, raised his head, but saw that his husband's body was covered with dust, and he was a construction worker from a construction site, not the head of the scientific research team of a large company! Where can you still find a little bit of the free and easy temperament of the past?

Facing He Xiaoyun's inquiring eyes, Lu Yan said with a wry smile: "I just went out just now, and I don't know which one dropped a flower pot upstairs, but fortunately, I was vigilant in advance and barely managed to dodge, but I didn't take a few steps forward, and a few decoration workers came over carrying a few bags of cement." ”

"Originally, I could have dodged, but who knew that a child riding a bicycle hit my leg, and as soon as I retreated, I hit a renovation worker, no, the cement bag broke a big hole, and half of the cement was spilled on me......"

“…… Husband, did you think the two of us provoked a moldy god? He Xiaoyun raised his hand with a sad face, and two band-aids were already pasted on his hands, "I'm also injured......

"Hurry up and change your clothes, and hurry up to see the fortune teller before anyone dies!" Things have come to this point, Lu Yan has to believe it, and he has to believe it if he doesn't believe it, otherwise he has never encountered such an unlucky thing in his life from childhood to adulthood!

The poor couple couldn't survive the three days given to them by Zhao Qingshan at all, and only more than ten hours had passed, and the two of them left the Cuimengyuan community like crazy, and set off cautiously along the way.

However, when they appeared on the outskirts of Pingshou County, they suddenly woke up......

"Husband, where is the Eight Immortals Temple?" He Xiaoyun, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was dumbfounded, looking at the almost completely unfamiliar environment outside the car window, who knows where the Eight Immortals Temple was in Zhao Qingshan's mouth?

Just as He Xiaoyun and Lu Yan were looking for traces of the Eight Immortals Temple in the suburbs like crazy, in the dilapidated Eight Immortals Temple, Zhao Qingshan was sitting with Tang Cancan, holding a gray rabbit in his hand and looking at it carefully, and the master and apprentice had a conversation as follows......

"Master, why didn't this little rabbit leave when he saw me? It's so cute. ”

"Yes, it looks delicious, look at its fat appearance, how cute it is!"

"Then why won't it leave when it sees me? Master Master. ”

"Because you've cornered it, how is it going to go?"

"Can I keep it, then?"

"Jade ginger...... You have to remember that any food in this world is hard-won, since this little rabbit took the initiative to find us, it means that it is ready to sacrifice its life, have you heard of the allusion of the West such as cutting meat to feed the eagle? It's emulating Fat Rulai. ”

"Oh...... So what do we do? ”

"Of course, we can't live up to its ambition to sacrifice itself to become a Buddha!" Zhao Qingshan said righteously: "Yu Jiang, while the fire burned last night has not been extinguished, you hurry up and find some dry firewood for the master!" ”

Half an hour later, this little rabbit who didn't know where it came from became a roasted rabbit with a straight sound of 'Zizi' on the fire, Tang Cancan stared at the rabbit's legs, and swallowed his saliva.

It's a pity that the rabbit on Zhao Qingshan's side has just been roasted, and when he was about to divide his belly, Zhao Qingshan's incomparably keen senses noticed a sound of 'rustling' coming from the path outside the temple.

With a flick of his right hand, he put the roasted rabbit into the Qiankun bag, made a silent gesture towards Tang Cancan, and then raised his left hand lightly and pressed down with his right hand, making a strange movement.

Tang Cancan, who had been following Zhao Qingshan for a long time, suddenly understood, clapped his little hands and stood up, standing on the right side of Zhao Qingshan's side in an orderly manner, while Zhao Qingshan was sitting cross-legged on the edge of the fire, with a profound appearance that was difficult to ponder.

Not long after a few seconds of getting ready here, the grizzled Lu Yan and He Xiaoyun had already walked in, and when they saw Zhao Qingshan meditating cross-legged on the edge of the fire, the two of them suddenly seemed to see a living immortal who was rescuing the suffering, and their faces showed ecstasy.

However, before the two of them could speak, Tang Cancan, who was standing beside Zhao Qingshan, was already full of serious expressions, made a silent gesture towards the two, and then led out with his empty hand, and said in a low voice: "The two donors, please don't make noise, my master is practicing fire arts, so don't disturb." ”

Lu Yan and his wife, who were about to speak, immediately closed their mouths, cautiously walked out of the Eight Immortals Temple, and stood at the door and whispered to Tang Cancan, "Little master, when will your master finish his cultivation?" ”

"Not necessarily." Tang Cancan responded crisply: "My master is a real person in the world, he can pass through the heavens and the netherworld, and it will take three or five hours to enter the meditation at a time, and it will be one or two days or even ten days and half a month......

Zhao Qingshan, who was pretending to be sitting next to the fire, almost vomited blood when he heard it...... Bastard, I'm good to you! Obviously, it takes ten or twenty minutes to teach well, but how can it become three or five hours...... Chapter 3 is delivered, and I continue to ask for a monthly pass...... To be continued) rq!!