A handbook for the cultivation of heroes in the rivers and lakes

Where there are clouds, there is the world.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

Zhao Keman Hu Ying, Wu Hook Frost Snow Ming, silver saddle shines on the white horse, sassy like a meteor.

Kill one person in ten steps, don't stay for thousands of miles, go to the clothes after the incident, and hide deep with your name............

In the rivers and lakes, there are swords and swords, thorns, sinister hearts, and heroic spirits.

The rivers and lakes, there is the impermanence of the world, there is a promise, although there are many dangers, but wonderful.

Anything that is full of two sides exudes an irresistible and bizarre charm, such as poppies, such as Ben***, and like --- rivers and lakes.

Jianghu, the eternal paradise in the modern adult fairy tale, countless people dream of being in it, galloping in all directions, walking the world with a sword, walking alone in martial arts, punishing evil and promoting good, and finally the beauty is embraced, fame and fortune are gained. Helplessly, the huge gap between reality and dreams has worn out the ambitions of many people.

Walking the rivers and lakes, how can you do it without a good kung fu? And he is indeed not a piece of martial arts material, he has never entered a martial arts school since he was a child, he has not cut his hair as a monk or become a monk, no name teacher to guide him, let alone talk about it. Tong Zigong? I have practiced for more than ten years, but I have never seen results.

Okay, it's you, it's people like you who I'm going to wake up today.

I recently watched 40 episodes of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", several episodes of "Shooting the Condor", plus countless biographies of successful martial arts people such as Li Xunhuan, Chu Liuxiang, and Lu Xiaofeng that I have read before, and I have gained a few experiences. Just read this article carefully, and your martial arts dream is about to become a reality.

Okay, let's go, Linyuan envy fish, it's better to retreat and close the net.

1. Origin

The origin here has nothing to do with the landlord or poor peasant, but refers to the family situation at the time of your birth.

Many people must think that it is best to be born in a martial arts family, which is a popular fallacy. The martial arts family has never been able to produce heroes.

The more famous martial arts families such as the SX Peng family, the stunt of the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife has been passed down from generation to generation. He is written in novels of which dynasty and generation, but the first shot of each appearance is either shocked to death by the number one negative character of the story or kicked away by the number one positive character of the story, anyway, they are all green leaf characters, and they only play the role of foil and embellishment.

Another example is the FJ Lin family, like the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife, there is an ancestral swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits, but he can't practice a master, so he was wiped out by Yu Canghai.

In a word, the ancestral things are all gunpowder, harmful to others and oneself, and must not be learned.

There is also a more famous SC Tang Gate, which is known for its hidden weapons and poisons. From the point of view of military science, long-range weapons are indeed a big step more advanced than hand-to-hand weapons, but don't forget that this is the rivers and lakes, and the emphasis is on fighting alone, paying attention to the bright and upright, and it is inevitable that people will be despised when they hurt people with hidden arrows. Therefore, SC Tangmen is just repeating the mistakes of Saddam Hussein, developing weapons of mass destruction (hidden weapons) and biological and chemical weapons (poison), and will inevitably be sanctioned by fellow martial artists.

There are also some other families, such as Youjiazhuang (Youju), Niujiacun (Silly Gu), Wenjiabao (why is this place name so familiar?). ), Li Jiacheng (?? ）………… You must not go to other places, and when you are reincarnated, remember to remember.

Then, if you can't go to a martial arts family, you can find a big sect in the martial arts, where both parents work, double income, and have a car and a house. The tiger father has no dog son, and he can also inherit his father's business and become a generation of heroes?

Wrong again!

The so-called tiger father without a dog is purely a, if anyone still believes it, Song Yuanqiao and Song Qingshu will immediately jump out and give him a resounding slap in the face. Go further to ancient times, Liu Bei and Liu Adou? Typical tiger father and dog son. Guan Yu, Guan Ping? One generation is not as good as the next. Zhao Yun and Zhao ......, who is Zhao Yun's son? I don't know? That's the nobody.

So, don't think that Dad's chivalrous fame will bring you something, it may become a lingering shadow in your life, just like Cruyff is to Cruyff Jr., and the young talent will eventually become forever.

This can't be done, that's not it, so what's the best background? Now I'll announce the correct answer.

It's an orphan!

Close your gaping mouth and press your bulging eyes back, yes, orphans.

How good it is for orphans, they have no worries, they can let go and do some great things. A more successful example is Shi Potian, who didn't know who his parents were since he was a child, drifted on the rivers and lakes all day long, and eventually became a generation of heroes.

But without the care of his parents, how can an orphan live?

Don't worry, you see so many people on the rivers and lakes, they have never had a fixed job, they are swaying all day long, and the only two things they love are fighting and playing personality, but people don't live well, and they often spend a lot of money, and money is not a problem at all.

Therefore, so many orphans have become heroes, and those who are not orphans must become heroes if they become orphans. That's why Zhang Cuishan and his wife will be forced to death (Zhang Wuji's parents), so Guo Xiaotian will be righteous (Guo Jing's father), and so Hu Yidao will be killed by the villain (Hu Fei's father).

Besides, orphans have another benefit, after you learn martial arts, you can use the name of tracing your own background to jump up and down in the rivers and lakes in order to become famous. Otherwise, if you are dangling on the rivers and lakes all day long, wouldn't you become a person chasing fame and fortune? Boss, I want to make you the embodiment of chivalry, can you also leave me some room to play?

So, Amitabha, you are not an orphan, who is an orphan?

But there are exceptions. Wasn't Lin Pingzhi also exterminated as an orphan? Why didn't he become a generation of heroes?

Of course, to become a generation of heroes, it is not enough to be an orphan, otherwise wouldn't the orphanage become the strongest sect in the martial arts?

2. Selection

Okay, now you have rejected the requests of a series of martial arts families such as the SX Peng family, the FJ Lin family and the SC Tangmen, and at the same time, you have also declined the invitation of a series of heroes such as Lu Xiaofeng, Yang Guo and Ling Hu Chong, you came to the world alone, when you opened your eyes, you found yourself sleeping in a dilapidated thatched house, without a single relative by your side, congratulations! You are already an orphan.

But you have to guard against arrogance and rashness, you must know that the orphanage is not the strongest sect in the martial arts, to become a generation of heroes, being an orphan is only the first step of a long march, and there is still a long way to go.

Of course, you have to have a good kung fu to walk the rivers and lakes, there are many sects in the rivers and lakes, which school are you going to choose?

Shaolin, martial arts masters, seventy-two stunts are famous all over the world, as long as you learn one or two of them, you can be proud. Although you have to go home to join Shaolin, you can't eat meat, you can't drink alcohol, and you can't find MM, but in order to learn martial arts, you can endure it.

Brother, I admire you, but you should resign from the Shaolin Temple quickly. Looking through the ancient and modern history of the entire martial arts, which awesome person has been there besides Patriarch Bodhidharma? Bodhidharma Patriarch is afraid that it is also the later Shaolin monk blowing out, what a reed to cross the river, I think in ancient times, "reed" is a unit of currency is not necessarily.

The nameless old monk in the back mountain of Shaolin? Yes, he is very good, Murong Bo and Xiao Yuanshan can't do him together, but what else has he done in his life besides this one? There is only one thing, sweeping the floor, sweeping incognito for a lifetime. Maybe this is his personal hobby, we shouldn't look at the nameless old monk with colored glasses, but his behavior is indeed contrary to our original basic principle of going to the end of the world with a sword and gaining fame and fortune. Imagine using the sun and moon whip method to herd sheep (then you can switch to selling mutton skewers tomorrow), use the dragon eighteen palms to fight mosquitoes (it is best not to be mosquitoes on the face), play cards with dragon claws (use diamonds to do mahjong first)............

And what about Wudang? Like Shaolin, it is difficult to create great talents. Besides, Zhang Sanfeng's achievements are too high, you don't want to be shrouded in his shadow for the rest of your life, right? Besides, these martial arts factions, although they are usually very famous, are all wasted people, whenever the martial arts catastrophe comes, they become weak, and they are easily killed, and they are not at all (nonsense, where do we put the protagonist when we arrive?). Therefore, none of these schools should be chosen.

Thousands of years have passed, what Mingjiao and the ancient tomb sect have long disappeared, Shaolin and Wudang are also in danger, only the former first gang of martial arts---- beggar gang, is still thriving. You don't see it, their eyeliner is still scattered under the overpass, and their helmsman is running all over the square............

Stop, stop, do you want to join the Beggar Gang? Brother, I can't bear to endure hardship if you are willing to suffer. The beggar gang has never produced a capable person since Hong Qigong, because their pyramid scheme-style operation does not work. For example, today, I pulled all the people in our department to join the beggar gang, okay, I am the helmsman of the Moziqiao branch of the beggar gang, and then you call all the people in your dormitory to join my beggar gang, I will make you the hall master of the North Park branch of the beggar gang, and enjoy the treatment of the department, you don't have to ask for food every day, and you eat the food that others want to ............eat first. This obviously can't work, in the long run, a gang will be seriously redundant, its duties will be bloated, and it is urgent to divert a group of laid-off people............

Forget it, I still don't discuss the issue of the beggar gang, and you can't join the beggar gang anyway. If you have already joined, then please contact the "Wulin Daily", the newspaper urgently needs to hire a war correspondent, there are many beggars, and the only advantage is to find out the news quickly.

So, instead of choosing these big schools, can you choose an ordinary sect? Like, the Whale Gang?

This is absolutely unacceptable, the Giant Whale Gang can be regarded as a well-known rotten faction on the rivers and lakes, the martial arts are rotten, and the people are also rotten. Like the Peng family's five tiger door knives mentioned above, the Giant Whale Gang is also a must in almost every novel, the gang is generally from beginning to end will only have a black tiger heart, run to rob and often encounter the main force of the enemy, their lines usually only have two sentences, one is, "I opened this road, this tree is ............planted by me", and the other is, "Hero, spare my life, I have an eighty-year-old mother on me, and I have a ............ below" The two lines completely disappeared from the camera as soon as they were finished, and he was a complete extra.

The idea of joining the whale gang has never been mentioned again.

So who to choose? Remember, what you want is not to join any school or sect, nor to worship someone as a teacher, but to learn martial arts, learn the world's most awesome martial arts, and never stick to the teacher and sect.

3. Finding a teacher

So how can you learn the best martial arts? Let's take a look at the biographies of successful martial arts people.

Linghu Chong, although he is a disciple of Huashan, was expelled from the division and faced the cliff when he was facing the cliff before he encountered the wind and learned the Dugu Nine Swords, and since then he has been proud of the rivers and lakes.

Yang Guo, from the Quanzhen Sect to the ancient tomb, did not learn any real skills, until he fell into the valley and met the big bird of Dugu (here refers to the big bird that Dugu raised before his death, do not be ambiguous), he learned the Xuantie swordsmanship, and his skills increased greatly.

Zhang Wuji, even in the Xuanming Divine Palm in his body, fell into the cliff again, and learned the Jiuyang Divine Skill when he was about to die, and then rarely met the opponent and walked alone in the martial arts.

…………………………

As the old saying goes, "Heaven will descend on people, and they must first work their minds, starve their bodies, and empty their bodies............ they all suffered a lot to learn peerless martial arts, so ............, do you understand? If there is suffering, you will suffer, and if there is no suffering, you will have to suffer.

The so-called water is increased by the mountain, the mountain is added to the rhyme, between the mountains and rivers is the place of spiritual rhyme, your suffering is best experienced between the mountains and rivers rich in aura, and the chance of success is greater, and those who jump off the high-rise buildings in the city have always been a dead end, and I have not seen who has learned peerless martial arts. (Leslie Cheung)

Okay, now you can set out and go to the mountains and rivers to see if there is any suffering that will come. No? So to create suffering, jumping off a cliff is actually a good way.

To become a great thing, the right time and place are indispensable, and the time needs to choose the auspicious day of the zodiac. Then you have to think carefully.

Highly recommended:

1. Emei Mountain

Emei is a show in the world, and everyone knows it. Emei is not far from Chengdu, and the round-trip fare is only a few dozen yuan. If you repay the heart of victory, you are sure that you can go and have no return, and if you don't succeed, you will become benevolent, then the fare can only be counted unilaterally, and the cost is indeed more cost-effective. The scenery of Emei Mountain is pleasant, and this trip can also be used for tourism, which is really a double win, why not do it?

The mountainside below is considered a mundane place, so don't mention it. Since Qingyin Pavilion, the feeling of detachment has arisen. "Jieran Gaoge has a clear sound, as if an immortal is playing the qin." This kind of place is by no means lacking in people outside the world, Li Bai has a poem as evidence: Shu monks hug the green leaning, go west to Emei Peak, wave for me, such as listening to the ............ of ten thousand pine trees. Jet Li (nameless) said that although the rhyme of martial arts is different, the principle is the same, and they all emphasize the ............ of the realm. Emei Mountain can show such a holy hand of piano rhyme, it will inevitably give birth to a world-class martial arts wizard, so ah, Emei Mountain, you are the right one.

Qingyin Pavilion up, through twelve plates, on the top of the Huayan, and then to the lotus stone, drill the slope of the sky, wash the elephant pool, Lei Dongping ............, all the way to the beautiful scenery, can not help but sigh the magic of nature.

There is also a beautiful and crisp tour guide lady who explains all the way, no need to pay, just quietly follow other tour groups.

After ninety-nine turns, the golden dome is in front of you, and the dawn platform further forward is the best place for you to find a teacher and learn martial arts, what are you hesitating about? Jump.

2. Qingcheng Mountain.

Qingcheng is secluded and famous. The conditions of Qingcheng Mountain are similar to Emei Mountain, and the scenery is pleasant, which can kill two birds with one stone, but Qingcheng Mountain is closer to Chengdu, the cost is lower, and there is also a cable car ropeway up the mountain, which can be used for repeated cliff jumping.

3. Changbai Mountain.

There is snow all year round on Changbai Mountain, the safety factor of cliff jumping is greater, and there are thousands of years of ginseng, which can enhance internal strength and have the effect of detoxification and beauty.

Is thousand-year-old ginseng so easy to find?

Yes, some people in the rivers and lakes can't find it after looking for a lifetime, but for our protagonist, you can pick up one after a fall, which has been verified in many martial arts pasts. So, you don't have to worry at all, you can go there without dry food, no money, no credit card, and just eat with thousand-year-old ginseng. (Turnips?) ）

4. Goddess Peak

I once heard the name of the goddess, and I was in awe, and I looked at it in person during the winter vacation, and it was really extraordinary. In the past, King Xiang had intentions, but the goddess had no intention, and this peak was also lonely, arrogant, standing majestically, looking down on the common people. Facing the Yangtze River like a jade belt wrapped around the waist, the light and shadow are rippling, and thousands of sails are past. It is suitable for both movement and quiet, pitching and living, and it is really a resort for sightseeing and suicide.

There are many famous mountains suitable for cliff jumping, the above is for reference only, and there are some mountains that are taboo for those who want to jump off the cliff to learn martial arts, which are also listed here, keep in mind.

1. Tazi Mountain.

Although the drive is shorter and it is convenient to come and go, this mountain is too short, there is no sign of hidden saints and sages at all, and there is really no meaning of jumping, it can only be used for practice, and can also be used for barbecue.

2. Mount Everest.

This mountain is down to the mundane, up to the nine nights, high and not topped. Covered with ice and snow all year round, covered by clouds and fog, it cannot be said that it is not a treasure land for cliff jumping. Unfortunately, the altitude is too high, and there are often avalanches, and those who want to jump off the cliff are afraid that they will be killed by jumping off the cliff before they reach the top of the mountain.

There are indeed sages on the mountain, last year there were five rising stars of martial arts from Peking University who went up the mountain to visit, did not return, according to legend, he has been accepted as a closed disciple, this adventure, envy others. But I'm afraid that I will wait for thousands of miles to rush there, the journey is far away, and the boat and car are tiring, but he suddenly announced that those who are not BJ hukou will not be accepted, and they will go away in a hurry and return in defeat, is it not in vain?

Therefore, it is recommended that those who do not have a BJ hukou do not climb this mountain, even if they really come here, they can only do sightseeing, do not have distracting thoughts.

There are so many choices, don't be dazzled. Remember, mountaineering is not an end, cliff jumping is just a tool. Okay, it's useless to talk too much, just pick a mountain, and you will be able to learn peerless martial arts in no time.

Fourth, learn martial arts

Okay, now you come to Mount Emei alone, standing on the dawn platform, the sea of clouds in front of you is turbulent, the sky is flashing overhead, such a beautiful scenery, you don't have to think about it in this life, you close your eyes and jump down.

You're flying in the air, you're feeling light as a swallow, you're closing your eyes, what are you thinking?

You must feel the benefits of being an orphan now, imagine if you are not an orphan and you are going to Mount Emei to jump off the cliff, then your parents will definitely create the biggest obstacle for your trip.

Why is your face twitching? Don't be afraid, don't be nervous, the rivers and lakes are indeed sinister, nothing is safe, eating will be poisoned, walking will be plotted, sleeping will be ............blown by people to blow incense, but according to my experience, jumping off the cliff is absolutely safe, there is always a tree on the cliff wall will stop you, there are always a few vines on the mountainside will entangle you ............, I have never seen a person who jumped off the cliff will die, I heard that the five heroes of Langya Mountain are still alive now............

Are you feeling better now? Don't be nervous, open your eyes and smile a little, yes, that's the expression. Come, sing with me Zheng Jun's "The Third Eye", one, two, three, "............ I always thought that I was flying upward, and the sound in my ears seemed to be very beautiful, but I didn't expect that I was falling, falling, falling.................."

Hey, why haven't you been hung up for most of the day, what about those pine trees and mountain vines? Why is it gone? Depend on! Didn't you be asked to protect the environment?

"Click", a 10,000-year-old pine tree leans out and stops you, you are grateful and compassionate, and almost knelt down. Grandpa Pine, even if the whole world has given up on me, at least you will still .............

"Click", why is there a "click" again? What, the 10,000-year-old pine has been crushed by your weight of 200 catties? Damn, didn't you already tell you to lose weight? As a martial arts person, how can you be so indulgent?

At this time, all thoughts are lost, and you think that you are going to die. But rest assured, the struggle of the individual will never be able to free itself from the reins of fate, and you will not die. No, a few vines entangled you and hung you in the air, and the vines grew out of a hole in the cliff wall, and you climbed into the cave along the vines.

Now you are alone trapped in the cliff, you can't go up, you can't go down, you can't shout every day, you can't call the earth and the earth are not spiritual, there are few people within a radius of 100 miles, you don't have a mobile phone, and you don't have the Internet, in a word, you can't get out.

Well, congratulations, brother, blessed are you. Hey, don't cry, come and see, you will soon find a clear spring flowing in the cave, the water is sweet and delicious, clear and pleasant, and can be used for eating and washing. This is authentic mineral water, if it is fake, there is no deception. You will also find a lot of mushrooms growing in the cave, just order it, the cave is really only growing these things, what, you want to eat meat? Well, you will soon find that there are many small white fish swimming in the spring, and they are naturally dull and easy to catch, so you will be guaranteed four dishes and one soup a day. Moreover, the mushrooms and fish in these holes are absolutely non-toxic, safe to eat, and rich in vitamin C, which can greatly improve internal strength when taken regularly.

It seems that the things in this kind of cave are all great supplements, and you can enter them in the future, please hurry up, even if a piece of grass is picked and eaten, you must know that the opportunity waits for no one, the number of good things is limited, and you want to grab it as soon as possible.

You don't have to worry about eating now, and you can also increase your strength, how about it, this little life is not bad, right? What, you don't like to eat fish? ……%￥#%$@…… Doron, close the door and let the dog go.

Well, now you have been eating and drinking in the cave for a few days, and your internal strength has increased greatly. One day, you were so bored that you suddenly found that there seemed to be a stone door on the cave wall (you are starved of oxygen to your brain, what did you do the other day?). It's a pity that you need a password to open the door. You tried a series of famous passwords in history, such as Open Sesame Door, Green Onion Open Door, Heavenly King Cover Tiger, showmethemoney, and three representatives, but the door just wouldn't open, and you were angry and scolded, "Fuck, what do you have to do?" At this time, the door opened, and it turned out that the password was this sentence, and it was so coincidental. (What is this, there are more coincidences than this)

You are ecstatic, you leap forward, this is a stone room, you have a quaint or ornate box in front of you, there seems to be a treasure hidden in it (almost 100% there), but unfortunately it is a lockbox, and entering the wrong password will touch the mechanism and die (fortunately the bank's ATM is not like this), it doesn't matter, you don't have to be afraid, walk over, close your eyes, press a few random times, it's that number, by chance, you're right again (it's usually like this). Dude, what kind of martial arts are you still practicing, go directly to the bank to withdraw money). The lockbox opens automatically and there is a book inside, ah!! It turned out that this was the "Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Bodhisattva Shaking His Head and Afraid of the Thunderbolt, Golden Light, Thunder and Lightning" five hundred years ago.

Time out! Speaking of which, insert two sentences, what kind of martial arts, weapons, etc., it seems that the older they are, the more fierce they are, they are hundreds of years ago at every turn, and they are ancient cheats at every turn, which has become a mindset. Not to mention weapons, the ancient gods can be invincible. According to this reasoning, the person with the highest martial arts in history is not Huang Shang who wrote the "Nine Yin True Scripture", let alone the undefeated Dongfang who wielded a sword from the palace, but the mountaintop cave man who once lived in seclusion in Zhoukoudian, BJ Keel Mountain. But the cave people on the top of the mountain are not the most powerful, according to Darwin's theory, the monkeys should be more powerful? That's right, otherwise how could Sun Wukong make trouble in the Heavenly Palace and beat the invincible opponents of the gods? But why was Sun Wukong pressed under the Five Elements Mountain by the Buddha? Because the Buddha uses the Five Elements Mountain! Still can't figure it out? According to scientific research, hundreds of millions of years before the appearance of monkeys on the earth, the movement of the earth's crust has squeezed the rocks into mountains, and the Marble Mountains are much older than Sun Wukong.

Now that you have obtained the unique and supreme martial arts cheats in the martial arts, be happy, then what are you waiting for, practice quickly.

What, you are illiterate and illiterate? Damn, you said it earlier.

Well, at this time, a rickety figure walked out of the corner of the stone room, don't be afraid, he is not a ghost, he is the Nth generation of this secret book, and he is a martial arts veteran who has lived in seclusion here for more than a hundred years, as for the reasons for seclusion, there can be many reasons, or abandoned by a lover, or for an oath, or because of seeing through the red dust, anyway, most of it is to play personality, you can ignore this reason, as long as you are clear, he will accept you as the N+1 generation disciple of the sect, and teach you the essence of this secret book in detail, How about it, with this famous teacher, there shouldn't be any more problems in practicing peerless martial arts.

What, the old-timers are talking about classical Chinese, you don't understand? …… Okay, count you ruthless (if I were an old-timer, I would have split you with a palm), but the old-timer he was virtuous, righteous and benevolent, in line with the fearless spirit of my Buddha's compassion, just sighed "calamity, calamity", and then pressed a palm on your heavenly spirit cover, a palm against your dantian, two strong inner family true qi into your body, a few hours down, the old-timers have passed on all their life's skills to you, and he died of exhaustion, and before he died, he also sang softly "...... We are all from the Northeast......".

You pretend to be sad for a while, you feel that there is no point in staying here anymore (you are illiterate anyway, you can't make progress without the old-timers), and you want to go out and have a dash. You have learned the peerless martial arts, the cliff can no longer stop you, you carry the top light skill, the left foot points the right instep, the right foot points the left instep, and flies to the top of the mountain in minutes (completely inconsistent with the principle of mechanics).

Okay, now you have a skill, and you have ambitions in your chest, young talents, and high spirits, just waiting to make a name for yourself in the rivers and lakes. After you bend your legs, raise your hands to cover your eyebrows, look into the distance, and put on a few cool poses on the top of the mountain under the sunset, you will turn around and leave, and embark on the chivalrous road of your life............

Slow! Experts point out that there is absolutely no equity between possessing peerless martial arts and becoming a hero admired by everyone, and before that, you still have a few things to do.

Fifth, take a name

Now think back, who are the heroes admired by thousands of people for thousands of years? There are Chu Liuxiang, Ximen Blowing Snow, Dugu Seeking Defeat, Ling Hu Chong, Ye Gucheng ............, now let me ask, what do we remember most about them? Martial arts? Looks? Nature? Stature? Blood type? Measurements? …………

All wrong! It's the name. Don't you see anything special about these names? It's nice to listen to, it's very smooth, isn't it? How can you do it without a resounding name? What's your name? Niu Dachun? Depend on! Dare to come to the rivers and lakes with such a name!

It doesn't matter, no one knows you on the rivers and lakes now, it's too late to change it quickly, anyway, you are an orphan, no one dares to care about you what your surname is, and now you realize the benefits of orphans again.

What's the name for you? It is not easy to be catchy, to have a deep meaning, and to make people forget the ............ as soon as they hear it, and choosing a name is not a simple art.

The person with the highest martial arts in history (that is, primitive people, although the martial arts were higher in the primitive society, but that cannot be called a person) should have no name, at that time it was based on the characteristics of each individual to identify each other, until now there are still some primitive tribes that retain this tradition, as evidenced by the movie "Dances with Wolves", the name in it, what fist to the sky, the wind to emanate, kick the bird............ and so on are descriptions of individual characteristics. But then there were more people, so the name didn't work, you swung your fist to the sky, but I often swung my fist to the sky, you called it in the wind, but my hair is ............ longer than you, what should I do? So names were needed to distinguish individuals, and names were born.

The earliest names may be Yao, Shun, Yu, look, how simple and generous people's names were at that time, but when they arrived at the Yellow Emperor, the name began to rise flashy. What is the name of the Yellow Emperor? Depend on! Are you a descendant of Yan Huang.........

Okay, okay, I won't scold you, I forgot that you are illiterate, and sometimes I do have some impulsiveness. The Yellow Emperor's name is Gongsun Xuanyuan, how about it, this name is like a martial arts master.

Without further ado, let's talk about how to name you, let's talk about the surname first. For ordinary people, the surname is given by your parents, and you don't have a choice, but you are different, you are an orphan (orphans seem to be very dragged).

The choice of surname is the first to return to the surname. "Ximen blows snow is not snow, but blood ............" This classic sentence should be familiar to you. Like Ximen, Ouyang, Sima, Murong, Linghu, Dugu............ and so on. If you really don't like to have a compound surname, it is not impossible to have a single surname, like Chu, Gu, Qin, Bai, and Jiang............ etc. are also good choices.

There are two sides to everything, and some surnames are taboo for walking the rivers and lakes. For example, gold, copper smells too strong, most of them are a businessman who is not benevolent to the rich, and he is ready to be the target of our protagonist's killing the rich and helping the poor. Cow, the local atmosphere is too strong, and it is only suitable to be a thug outside your village. Mao, congratulations, hurry up and go to the promising profession of being a bandit............

In short, the surname should be Confucian, elegant, and the surname must have connotation, do not be hasty, be cautious, and know that the surname has a very large impact on the overall feeling of the name, such as Chu Liuxiang, if the surname is Wang, then he may just be a laid-off female worker. If Ling Hu Chong's surname is Zhao, okay, he is the one sitting in the second booth selling pirated CDs on the fourth floor of the computer city.

Personally, I think one of the coolest names in history is Ximen Blowing Snow, but why is everyone's surname Ximen, Ximen Leopard can only be a petty official, and Ximen Qing is destined to be a thief?

After all, the surname is not everything, and the first name is equally important. Like the surname, the name should not be shallow, it should be deep, it should be hazy, it should be poetic, and it should be picturesque. Renaming is also recommended. Like Gongsun Xuanyuan, the word Xuanyuan has an ancient meaning in the haze, which is the best choice. Guan Yu, although the word feather is ordinary, but the word Yun Chang shows a leisurely meaning, and a feeling of loneliness of a master immediately comes to his face. Zhang Fei, although the word flying is vulgar, but the word Yide is full of might. Murong Fu's surname is so good, but why did he end miserably? Because complex = negative, the fault is in the name, if it is renamed Murong Longcheng, it must be a powerful and unstoppable martial arts overlord, if it is called Murong Qiushui, it must be a talented country, a peerless beauty, a sinking fish and a wild goose, and a shameful flower in the closed moon.

There is also a special way to choose a name, which is according to your five elements. The so-called five elements gather to prosper everything, so the five elements are indispensable, so the lack of water should add a Miao to the name, the lack of wood to add a forest, and the lack of gold to add a Xin............

What, you are missing all five elements? Then you call it gold, wood, water, fire and earth, it's weird, it's weird, it's easy to remember.

With a name, that's not enough, you have to have a number. What is Su Shi? Dongpo layman, since then the name of Su Dongpo has been passed down through the ages. However, what we are talking about here is not this kind of number, but the name on the rivers and lakes. The lazier way is to add a number to the place name and add a ghost, monster, fairy, and tiger............ and other nouns, such as the four ghosts of the Yellow River, the seven monsters of Jiangnan, and the six immortals of Peach Valley............ Wait. This method seems to be smart, but it is actually a taboo in the rivers and lakes. You see, every time those ghosts and monsters are either regarded as evidence of the **** dam as a disaster for the martial arts, or they are used as a stage for the heroes of the White Way to eliminate violence and peace, there is almost no good ending anyway.

If you think about it carefully, in fact, many famous martial arts people don't have numbers, such as Zhang Wuji, Ling Huchong, Guo Jing, ............. Those Changbai Five Tigers, Three Bears and the like, most of them are for the purpose of setting off the momentum and creating an atmosphere.

However, there are no absolutes in the world, Chu Liuxiang is a thief, Yang Guo is a Condor Hero, and Dugu is a sword demon, so this number is dispensable. If you have it, you have to be fine, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter. (It's all nonsense for half a day)

Think about it, thousands of years later, when people tell the story of your deeds, the first thing that comes to mind is your name. The name Niu Dachun, you also want it to be passed down through the ages? I think it's better for you to change careers and become a veterinarian as soon as possible.

To add another superfluous sentence, veterinary medicine is actually a very promising profession, "Zhou Yu's Train" I believe everyone has seen it.

Sixth, the selection of troops

Now you must have thought of a good name, is it Sima Yunchang or Linghu Chunshui? Well, I don't care about you, you're responsible for it anyway.

Hey, stop, don't be busy, you're going to go to the rivers and lakes with your bare hands like this? Walking the rivers and lakes, how can you do without a worthy weapon?

Do you practice palm techniques, not weapons? Vulgar! It's just vulgar. You think weapons are only used in fights? It is a big mistake, weapons are not only tools for killing, but also symbols of personality, exemplary temperament, and embodiment of connotation. A good weapon can complement your name and leave a deeper impression on future generations. Xiao Li Flying Knife is one of the successful examples.

So, swords, guns, swords, sticks, and eighteen kinds of weapons, which one should you choose?

The first recommendation is the sword. The sword is a gentleman in the soldiers, the sword is a symbol of dignity, the ancient emperors and generals, will not be martial arts, but they are proud of the sword, the prince and grandson also wear the sword for decoration, the meaning of the sword, it can be said that it has far exceeded an ordinary weapon. The sword, has long been washed away from the bloody appearance, all the elegance remains, once you have it, there is nothing else to ask for, it is really a necessary tool for walking the rivers and lakes, killing people and destroying mouths.

Looking at the history of the rivers and lakes, heroes have always used swords more, making Hu Chong, Yang Guo, Dugu seek defeat, the wind is clear, and Ximen blows snow............ It's a lot when you think about it. With a sword, you can reflect your elegant and refined temperament, if you have a famous sword, it can be the icing on the cake.

Since ancient times, there have been many swords in the rivers and lakes, and there are countless of them.

Xuanyuan: In the past, the Yellow Emperor held on to the guide car, driving away the fog, sweeping the haze, responding to the dragon drought, and fighting against the beasts!

Cadre, Mo Ye: These two swords are cast by famous teachers, with incomparable power and extraordinary energy.

Tai'a: It is the emperor's soldier, holding the command of the world, don't dare to disobey.

Pure hook: It is a general's soldier, who can wave millions of troops and defeat the enemy.

Sanqing: Heaven and earth give birth to Taiji, Taiji gives birth to two instruments, two instruments turn into three clears, and three clears give birth to all things.

Zhan Lu: The power destroys the world and destroys the world, and the sharpness is also the best in the world, and it is a divine weapon through the ages.

Qiankun: The left and right sides of this sword are made of black and white two strange irons, one black and one white, which is in line with the way of Qiankun and contains the qi of yin and yang.

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In addition, there are fish intestines, Juque, Gongbu, Kunwu, Longquan, Feihong............ And so on the eternal famous sword to choose from.

Although a famous sword is good, how can it be so easy to obtain?

Don't worry, do you remember the lockbox in the stone chamber before? As long as you choose one, when you open the lockbox to get the cheats, you will find that the sword you have loved for a long time is lying inside, cool. What, you're going to choose a sword made of pure gold weighing a hundred kilograms? …… Depend on! Eat my leg first............

If you really don't like using a sword, a knife will do. However, when choosing a knife, you must have a knife with characteristics and a knife with personality, such as Li Xunhuan's knife, Fu Hongxue's black knife, and Xie Xun's dragon slaying knife. Like a gold-wire ring knife, a thick-backed purple gold machete or something like that, it's better to leave it to the previous son of the Peng family who knew how to cut off the door of the Five Tigers.

Gun? The gun is the king of a hundred soldiers, extremely fierce and imposing, and it cannot be said that it is not a good weapon. Oh, you've definitely seen Heroes, haven't you? How else would you have thought of guns? I've seen it, don't admit it, it's not a shame to have watched "Hero". In that chess pavilion battle, Donnie Yen picked the seven masters of the Qin Palace, and then fought Jet Li, which was indeed full of fire and fire, and indeed showed the fierceness and strength of the gun to the fullest. But walking the rivers and lakes, everything is convenient first, think about the silver gun in the sky, at least more than 100 catties, the rivers and lakes are sinister, the blade can not leave the body in a day, carrying the more than 100 catties of things every day, you should be practicing weightlifting, are you tired?

Okay, you should be fitness, muscle training, but you are also a figure with a face in the rivers and lakes, one day you stand in front of the Chaotian Gate, holding a spear, standing near the river, looking at the river surging east, like the bloody sun shining on your knife-like resolute face, the evening breeze blows a few strands of hair ............ in front of your forehead, you are thinking about how many MM can be fascinated by this shape at the same time, a person comes over and pats your shoulder, "Hey, bangbang, come and pick these two hundred catties of bread grain for me to pick up on the boat." "You almost want to vomit blood, but he doesn't give up" Don't hold on, what do you see, are you afraid that I won't give you money? "You will be a generation of heroes in the future, you are open-minded, it is impossible to worry too much with this person, but how much it hurts your self-esteem!

That's the end of the idea of choosing a gun.

Mace? Hey, big brother, today I'm talking about walking the rivers and lakes, and I'll talk about Yue Fei's anti-gold topic next time............

Axe? This kind of weapon has very high requirements for people's appearance and temperament, you first find a mirror to look at yourself, not like Li Kui, not like Cheng Biting Jinxiang, not like the king of the hills? Most of the time it is not, only a few people like that have appeared in thousands of years. If you insist on using it reluctantly, it will increase its chaos, can you imagine that Dongfang Undefeated threw an embroidery needle and held a round of board axes in his hand?

Hammer? Who said the hammer? Someone, drag me out and kill me.............................. Boom......... (Gunshots)

Nine-tooth nail rake? ………………

Want your life for 3,000? ………………

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I took you, anyway............ (spit out a mouthful of blood), anyway, that's all there is to it, you can pick whatever you want.

7. Walk alone

You have chosen your weapon, it seems that you are still a man with brains, and you chose a sword, and you didn't mention a mace to meet me.

Okay, now you can basically set off, the vast wasteland, the world is the same color, the wind dances and the grass is strong, the clouds are flying, you are in white with a long sword, walking alone, detached from the world, floating like a fairy. With peerless martial arts and a Xuanyuan Divine Sword in hand, everything is only owed to the east wind, and he is almost about to create a great career in the rivers and lakes............

The question is, how do you create this business? Let's start with small things, first K a few thieves to increase the experience points.

See? The big man standing at the intersection in front of him, he is the giant whale gang I mentioned before, he is blocking the road and robbing there, the opportunity must not be lost, and there will be no such shop after this village, this is a great opportunity to make a name for himself, don't be afraid, he will only use a black tiger to dig out his heart.

You pretend to be powerless and walk over (you're really bad enough), and he immediately begins to say his first line: He drove this road, he planted this tree, and if you want to live from here, leave it to buy the road money. I know that you are illiterate and can't understand classical Chinese, I will help you translate, he means to tell you to hand over all your cash, credit cards, and mobile phones............! You're really a friend, but the purpose of your coming here is to eliminate violence and peace. Yes, first spit on the ground, then step forward, a left hook, a right hook, and one more thing: the one who provokes me is in danger.

Now you can hear his second line, "Hero, spare your life, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a ............ below." ”

Although you have peerless martial arts, you must also know that the benevolent are invincible, and you must have a benevolent heart and a benevolent heart just like being a demon............ Speaking of which, you are magnanimous anyway, for the sake of his eighty-year-old mother, spare his life.

The Giant Whale Gang fled away in embarrassment, and the onlookers responded with warm applause. My name is Linghu Chunshui Hero, I am twenty years old, and it is my duty to eliminate violence and peace, kill the rich and help the poor in the future, I hope you will support and publicize more, hahahaha............hahaha............hahahaha (Laughing at the sky)

The surrounding villagers immediately responded with more enthusiastic applause and cheers, although there were occasionally one or two sentences in the cheers: "This stupid B is not sick, right?" "There is a bag in the skull!" But you don't have to care, you must know that when you walk the rivers and lakes, your face should not be too thin, otherwise you will be angry and beat all the surrounding villagers into ashes with one palm, won't you become a big traitor?

A great man once said that one should continue to achieve success, and not stand on the top of a mountain of success. You strode away from the cheering villagers and headed towards the center of the village.

There was a commotion in front, and someone was robbing the people's girls in broad daylight, and the young lady of Zhang Yuanwai's house was hugged by a thief and was about to leave. At a glance, this person had a hideous face, holding a golden wire ring knife, and it was actually the old acquaintance ---- the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife Peng Dagongzi mentioned earlier.

You kid is really blessed, the opportunity to punish evil and promote good has come again, what are you waiting for, come on, don't worry, he is only a supporting role, and he can't pose a threat to you. You yelled: "Stop, I made the fox spring water hero here, how can you be so troublesome to your neighbors and oppress the people, it is my unshirkable right and obligation to draw a sword to help when the road is uneven, I ............ today."

Okay, okay, this line is better to be shorter, you didn't see that Mr. Peng has walked to the entrance of the village. Hurry up, let you finish this sentence.

“………… I'm going to do the right thing for heaven today! ”

You rushed over and fought with Peng Dagongzi, Peng Dagongzi was unable to learn with the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife, but as a supporting role, he couldn't compete with your protagonist, so he had to endure the pain and be beaten all over the ground by your three moves and two styles, and he was so angry that he was ready to go back and chop the director with a knife.

You saved Miss back, Zhang Yuanwai thanked you a thousand times, and he will definitely hold a banquet to entertain you, what should you do?

In fact, you don't have to be in such a hurry to explore the rivers and lakes, and it is good to shorten the distance between you and ordinary people at the right time, so that people can think that you are approachable, even if you pretend to be good. Don't you notice that during the New Year's holidays, those leaders have to go down to the grassroots level, shake hands with coal diggers, chat with people with bad breath, and hug people who ask for food?

Then you are gracious and difficult, reluctantly stayed, one night to hand over the cup, the villagers admired you, the staff was grateful to you, Miss secretly promised you, how can you have a great ambition, how can you be nostalgic for this vulgar powder. When everyone is drunk, you will be able to do the best light work, point the right instep with your left foot, point the instep with your right foot, and float away with the starry sky. Everyone on the ground was drunk and unconscious, only the young lady who replaced the wine with tea, raised her head to look up at the starry sky, and her mind echoed with your distant back, and she couldn't help but have two lines of tears on her face and a wisp of sorrow in her chest. Since then, other men are like dung, celibate for many years to see through the red dust and become a monk, after which the morning bell and dusk drum are endless, the green lantern ancient Buddha has long been by his side, chanting Buddha every day, burning incense and lighting candles, begging for the peace of the intended person, this is the later words.

Eighth, Sichun

The power of the Giant Whale Gang can definitely rank in the top three south of the Yangtze River, and Peng Dagongzi's sword skills have been truly transmitted, and I believe that there will be no more than five people in the southwest who are faster than him. You have just made your debut and defeated the wealthy and powerful Giant Whale Gang one after another, and defeated the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife heir Peng Dagongzi, and suddenly became famous, the front pages of newspapers and magazines of all sizes on the rivers and lakes are full of your name, and the streets and alleys are also full of slander about you and the number one Qinglou woman in the Peony Pavilion, you have become a public figure, and your popularity has also risen sharply with the popularity of the Tang Ji darts and Wudang brand felt hats you endorse, you are now dashing, young and golden, good things are continuous, and you are complacent.

So why don't you see a smile on your face? Why do you keep frowning? Tell me what I can't say.

Depend on! What are you pretending to be in front of me? I've seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, isn't it because I let you leave the young lady in Zhang Yuanwai's house in the last episode? Helper, the taste is too bad!

Although you are still standing alone, hanging from each other, and still a single shadow and no one snuggling up to each other, but you can rest assured, you have no fate to commit the lone star, and you will not be lonely for a lifetime, with your current status, it is not an exag............geration to marry three wives and four concubines, but martial arts heroes are generally single-minded and single-minded, and they are the great enemies of achieving a just cause, don't tell me Wei Xiaobao, we are talking about martial arts heroes here.

So, how do you find your one-of-a-kind beauty? As the old saying goes: Taking copper as a mirror can be a positive shape, and taking history as a mirror can clear the heart. Let's take a look at a history book.

Who is Hu Fei's wife? Miao Ruonan. Miao Ruonan, who is her father? Miao Renfeng, Hu Fei's father-killing enemy.

Who does Duan Yu love the most? Wang Yuyan. But Wang Yuyan and her mother hate the people of the Duan family to the bone.

Guo Jing's wife is Huang Rong, and Huang Rong's father and Quanzhen Sect have always been at odds. The seven sons of Quanzhen formed a seven-star sword formation and fought with Huang Laoxie a few times, and the seven of them happened to be Guo Jing's master.

Linghu Chong's wife's father, that is, his father-in-law, let me do it, and his real identity is ** carrying the dam, the public enemy of the rivers and lakes.

Zhang Wuji, the leader of the Ming Sect, happens to be the number one terrorist on the wanted warrant of Zhao Min and her father Xiangyang Wang.

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There are many, many such examples. So now you know what to do? Think about who your enemy is? ………… Oh, you have just come out of the rivers and lakes, and you have not yet made enemies, so you should think about it, you will be a generation of heroes admired by thousands of people in the future, the embodiment of bravery and chivalry, who else can your enemy be, of course, only the ** who dominates the party and carries the dam for the trouble. Okay, now you go to him, and he will solve your marriage problem.

But the whereabouts of the ** boss are uncertain, and the dragon can't see the head and the tail, so he can't find it at all. Don't worry, since God has arranged for you and that beauty to be together in the future, then you don't have to go to her, she will naturally come to you, this is called the will of heaven in the dark, and God has arranged it, the biggest.

No, it seems that someone is running towards you ahead, could it be that your beautiful woman can't wait? You were overjoyed and stepped forward, only to find that it was not a stunning beauty at all, but that Master Peng, who had been beaten all over the ground by you before, now invited all the helpers to come to you for revenge. You hurriedly retract that rippling spring heart, because a vicious battle has begun.

You are already invincible with two fists and four hands, and the prince Peng, who was holding back his anger before, now has the director's permission to give it a go, which increases his prestige. Soon you were knocked to the ground, and Master Peng smirked and took your life. Suddenly, a black shadow floats in, and a masked woman in a power suit (that is, a straitjacket) falls from the sky to save you from the dire situation.

Although the heroine covers her face with a black cloth, you are sure that she must be a stunning beauty from her graceful figure, and with a face covering her face with an exotic touch from the Arab world, you drool and wish for something more, but you soon faint from your injuries.

After an hour, you are finally awake, and you can immediately open your eyes and see the fairy of your dreams.

Slow! Before you open your eyes, let's think about what your fairy looks like. Needless to say, the appearance is as beautiful as a fairy, and the country is captivating, but what about the character?

It depends on which one you prefer. There are elegant lady types, such as Wang Yuyan and Miao Ruolan, who show everyone's demeanor in their gestures. There are eccentric types, such as Zhao Min and Huang Rong, although sometimes a little rude, but they are more lively and cute. There are also double-faced dolls, who are obedient to their husbands and cruel to others, such as Ren Yingying, Mei Chaofeng ............. There are no different types, such as summer lotus and winter plum, spring orchid and autumn chrysanthemum, each leading the way. Which one do you choose?

Double-faced babies? Strong! ………… Count you as having a personality.

Okay, now I'll count, one...... Two...... Three ......, you can open your eyes, the first thing you see is a pure white bed, pure white quilt cover and mosquito net, you can't wait to turn your head, see a woman smiling at you, you gasp violently, faint. She turned out to be ---- like a flower!

In order to prevent you from being forced to die in fear and disappointment, I must explain to you that Ruhua is nothing more than your fairy's maid, and her appearance here is purely a friendly cameo, without any feelings for you, purely to set off the beauty, gentleness and generosity of the person you like.

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