Chapter 39: I Can Only Fool You
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Zhou Shaoming, who was full of cranky thoughts, suddenly remembered a sentence, as if a person who was about to drown grabbed the last straw!
That's when I just entered the world, and I had a conversation with the director system!
"What are points? What are the benefits? ”
"Points can be redeemed for movies, songs, or other items or abilities, and more!"
Wait a minute!
Other items?
No matter what, the arrow is on the string, and it has to be sent! Whether it's dead or alive depends on this one!
Zhou Shaoming made up his mind and called the director system in his mind.
"Ding, hello host!"
"I'm such a fart! I ask you, I'm going to use points now, I'm going to redeem them with points! ”
"Okay, what do you need to exchange? Movies, songs, or other items or abilities? ”
"Wait! I just want to redeem this other item you are talking about! I want to exchange for antidote drugs that can get rid of drug addiction overnight, never relapse in the future, never want to touch drugs again, even if others grab their mouths and pour high-purity heroin, they will never take drugs again! Zhou Shaoming finished speaking in one breath, almost out of breath nervously.
"Ding!" Zhou Shaoming's heart tightened suddenly, almost all the blood vessels in his body were filled with cotton, and the blood stopped flowing.
"Potion R-154 can meet the requirements of the host, and it needs 400 points, can I redeem it?"
"Change, change! I**! Why didn't you say it earlier? **! 400 points so much!! Zhou Shaoming was so angry that he almost jumped up.
"Because the host didn't ask, the system didn't answer." Lori's voice is full of confusion, and people can't hate it at all.
“**,**!” Zhou Shaoming looked at his fleshy and bloody hands, and little Robert who was lying on the sofa depressed and desperate, and almost fainted.
"The redemption is complete, and the host currently has 5 points left."
On Zhou Shaoming's hand, a small pill capsule suddenly appeared, crystal clear, emitting a strange light.
At this time, Zhou Shaoming's heart ached, and he finally saved up for so long to get such a few points, all of which were spent on this pig.
You must know that only 5% of the possible surnames of this great director will complete the task!
Zhou Shaoming spewed trash talk in his stomach while breaking open Little Robert's mouth and throwing the crystal capsule into his mouth.
Little Robert, who regarded himself as a dead man, didn't pay any attention to Zhou Shaoming's small actions, he just closed his eyes, sad and desperate, and his hatred for himself was like a rising tide.
"Cheap you kid!" Zhou Shaoming looked at Little Robert who was pretending to be dead hatefully, and finally let go of the big stone in his heart, and then patted his face casually: "Have a good rest for a day, and get up the day after tomorrow to film Lao Tzu!" If you dare to do it again, I'll beat you up! ”
Halfway through, Zhou Shaoming suddenly remembered again, how to explain to Robert Jr. that a small pill can eliminate drug addiction? Could it be that I told him, hey buddy, I have special abilities, and I easily quit your drug addiction under my mind, and you don't have to worry about it from now on?
Let's be honest with him, I have a director system, and eliminating your drug addiction is a small case, sprinkle water!
Zhou Shaoming's eyes rolled, and then he said solemnly to little Robert: "You don't have to worry, I have asked our most famous Qigong master in China to help you treat, tomorrow, tomorrow morning, he will be there, you will be reborn as a new person!" Don't worry, that guy is amazing! Absolutely, absolutely will cure you! ”
Little Robert's eyes suddenly brightened again, but soon dimmed: "Don't lie to me, don't lie to me anymore, I'm useless, it's really useless, don't force me anymore!" ”
"It's useless for me to say anything, I'll bring him in early tomorrow morning, and you'll know when the time comes!" Zhou Shaoming patted Little Robert's ass undoubtedly, and went upstairs laughing.
And little Robert saw that Zhou Shaoming was so calm and determined, and the flame in his heart couldn't help but ignite slightly, and a glimmer of hope appeared again.
Early the next morning, the impatient Zhou Shaoming rushed out and ran into the famous Chinese Grand Theater in Los Angeles, looking for a Liu Xian old student who played the old student.
When he got home, Zhou Shaoming took Mr. Liu into the house and shouted to little Robert who was lying on the sofa without eating or drinking, and was bent on death: "Robert, don't worry! The Qigong master is here! He can save hundreds of people who are addicted to drugs, don't worry! ”
Little Robert turned his head, looked at Mr. Liu, who was dressed as a Peking Opera veteran, with lifeless eyes, and couldn't help but believe a little.
"Sir, please do your work! Ah yes, you still need acupuncture? I'll go get the needle right away! Zhou Shaoming was so angry in his heart, he was really going to suffocate if he didn't vent with little Robert, he squeezed his eyebrows at Mr. Liu, and ran upstairs to find a needle.
Little Robert looked at Mr. Liu in front of him in surprise, looking at his pretending luck, a set of Tai Chi boxing down, but a little confidence.
"I heard that Chinese kung fu is very mysterious, can it really cure my drug addiction?" Little Robert couldn't lie down, sat up, and asked, "Sir, can you really cure my addiction?" It can't be that Smith Chow guy asking you to partner up to trick me, right? ”
“nonono! You have to trust me! Believe in Qigong! Your addiction is very serious, but I can cure it! The corners of Mr. Liu's mouth twitched slightly, but he immediately shook his head like a rattle, pretending to be undoubted.
"It's coming, it's coming! The needle is coming! Zhou Shaoming excitedly ran downstairs with a few embroidery needles, which were found in the standing toolbox at home.
Burning on the flame of the lighter, Zhou Shaoming said: "Robert, lie down and take off your pants, and your ass is up!" Qigong plus Chinese acupuncture, you will never relapse! ”
"Do you want to take off your pants?" Little Robert looked at the shiny needles, became more and more convinced, hesitated for a moment, and then took off his pants without hesitation, revealing his fat ass.
"I'm going to pierce! You have to hold back! For the future, for the sake of friends! You have to hold back! Zhou Shaoming saw that little Robert was fooled, and his stomach hurt with laughter, but he still had to pretend to be firm and persistent and indomitable for his friends at all costs.
"Come on! For the future, for the sake of friends! To kick drug addiction! I'm willing to do anything! Little Robert roared, looked at Zhou Shaoming with a twitch on his face with gratitude, and closed his eyes hard.
Mr. Liu was stunned and watched Zhou Shaoming take the needle and stab little Robert's buttocks fiercely, sweating for a while.
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As the days passed, the unlucky guy finally found that he seemed to have no drug addiction at all, and little Robert, who was originally controlled by the psychological **, felt as if he had never taken drugs, and was completely a normal person.
Little Robert burst into tears, hugged Zhou Shaoming gratefully, vowed to repay him, and then solemnly said that from now on, as long as Zhou Shaoming called, he would appear in his movies for free unconditionally, which made Zhou Shaoming's heart bloom.
This is amazing, in the future, this little Robert's salary will be tens of millions of dollars, if it really doesn't cost money, but it will save a lot of money!
Zhou Shaoming, who was bent on getting into the eyes of money, moved his fingers and counted for a long time, grinning happily all day.
"Chainsaw" finally got rid of all the shackles and began to shoot at full speed, with the full performance of Robert Jr., everything is developing on the good side, Zhou Shaoming has dreamed several times in his sleep that he is a box office hit, snowflake bills flying towards him, and he woke up with a smile directly after being overjoyed.
Of course, he prefers to complete this novice task as soon as possible, to restore the giant thing under his crotch to its due youthful vitality, to take down the Christina who had already fallen under his jeans and let him pick it, and by the way, throw his virgin hat of more than 20 years to the ground, and then step on it a few more times.
Zhou Shaoming, who seized the time, worked hard day and night to shoot, and finally on May 29, this day with great commemorative significance, the whole movie was announced!
"Stop! ok! Our film is over shooting, everyone has worked hard! After completing the last shot, Zhou Shaoming jumped up excitedly.
In the past four months, Zhou Shaoming has experienced things that he has not experienced in the past 20 years, being ridiculed by others with bad intentions, being kicked out of the door by others, being misunderstood by others as a liar, and then finding friendship and love, with little Robert, Jeremy, Tobin, Christina and other mentors and friends, life is extremely fulfilling.
Recalling that scene, before Zhou Shaoming had time to sigh with emotion, he was hugged by the happy little Robert, Jeremy and the excited crew, lifted it up directly, and threw it into the sky!
Be caught by the elated crowd and thrown into the sky!
Zhou Shaoming smiled, turned his head, and between the rise and fall, he only saw Christina's gentle and beautiful face, smiling charmingly at him, and tears of excitement, happiness and happiness flashed in his eyes.
No one noticed that in the crowd, there was a sinister gaze, staring at Zhou Shaoming viciously, and then disappeared into the darkness.
The filming is over, but there is still a lot of post-production work, but Zhou Shaoming, who played crazy with Robert Jr., Jeremy and other crew members all night, went to work non-stop the next morning, and post-editing and soundtrack are now the top priority.
The soundtrack is quite simple, just leave it to the professionals to do, but editing is definitely not a sloppy thing, Zhou Shaoming plans to do it himself, and together with editor Neil, he will edit the shot into the best movie.
Of course, the studious Zhou Shaoming has developed a strong interest in movies, and he wants to know everything and want to know the mysteries.
It is like a hungry man who pounces on bread and learns like a wolf.
"Neil, let's stop here today, it's not early in the evening, let's go back and rest!" Zhou Shaoming stretched his waist and looked at his watch, it was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and then he turned back to the editor Neil and said.
Neil was already exhausted, but the crazy director forgot to eat, and he just wanted to release the film as soon as possible, forcing himself to exhaustion, and he had long thought about going back to sleep.
"Oh, okay, Smith Zhou, you should rest early, too!" Neil looked at Christina, who had been waiting for a long time and was asleep on the table, and then packed up his things and walked out of the editing room.
"One more day and you'll be done!" Zhou Shaoming looked at his achievements on the table excitedly, packed up, carefully locked them in the safe, and then touched Christina's head that had just grown a little hair, and said with a smile: "Little lazy pig, bald sloth pig, get up quickly!" ”。