Chapter 165. Long-winded Tang monk "Luo Jiaying"
Leaving the backstage, Chen Xiaotang is really full of confidence at the moment, although he doesn't know how his five-tone voice is, but at least he found a good teacher, in his previous life, Cai Fenghua was a star who did not lose to Tan Zhang's second king, but unfortunately his life declined a little, otherwise he might be so popular.
Back at the dance hall, Chen Xiaotang found that Liu Dehua and his girlfriend Yu Kexin were gone, and before he could open his mouth to ask, Zhou Xingchi had a quick mouth and told him what had happened like a bean.
Chen Xiaotang didn't expect this to happen, he originally wanted to call his friends together to get together, who knew that it would cause so much unhappiness. Think about it, it's okay to leave, after all, that Yu Kexin is very difficult to serve, maybe drinking too much wine will make something bigger.
Thinking of this, Chen Xiaotang shrugged his shoulders lightly and said, "Since the ploughshare is gone, you have to help drink all the wine I bought - remember, it's shameful to waste!" β
"Is there any mistake, so much wine?" Zhou Xingchi said this, but he started to pack three or four bottles of beer and said: "I'm the most righteous person, I'll help eliminate all of these - I'll pick it, a bottle of dozens of yuan, it's too expensive!" β
Seeing him like this, Liang Chaowei couldn't cry or laugh. I obviously like to take advantage, and I always like to make excuses, this "Indian star" is really a living treasure!
So Liang Chaowei, who has the best relationship with Zhou Xingchi, quipped: "Ah Xing, you take it easy, no one will rob you, if the belly blows up, the gain outweighs the loss!" β
The "tea girl" next to him, who was originally used as an embellishment, also persuaded him: "Don't drink so much, you still have to send me home!" β
Zhou Xingchi waved his hand: "Don't worry, although my alcohol volume is not as good as Ah Tang, it is not covered, a few dozen beers can't put me down at all!" Not to mention sending you home, even if it takes you to Omen at this time, it will be more than enough! β
Here, Guan Zhilin asked Chen Xiaotang about learning to sing with great concern, and Chen Xiaotang simply said that everything was done.
Guan Zhilin saw that he didn't want to say more, so she didn't ask more.
At this time, it was about ten o'clock in the evening, the whole song and dance hall was very lively, Chen Xiaotang as a guest, of course, could not be cold, and began to guess with Zhou Xingchi and Liang Chaowei...... Even in the end, Chen Xiaotang simply took out some guessing boxing he had learned in his previous life and taught them to play, and immediately, their table became "two little bees, flying among the flowers...... Left Fly, Right Fly, Boom, Boom! β
This special way of guessing boxing attracted many people around, and some even took the initiative to come over and ask shamelessly, and after learning it, they returned to their own table and began to "fly, fly!" Hello, !! β
During this period, Sister Mary came over to deliver two fruit plates, and Pineapple Boy gave them a bottle of Chivas Regal through the back door, and the whole table was full of things, and Zhou Xingchi's stomach was round when he drank it, and he shouted: "I can't drink it anymore, if I drink it again, it will burst!" But when the bottle of Chivas regal came up, he opened it faster than anyone else.
In the second half of the party, Zhou Xingchi was dizzy, his tongue was beaten, and he said, "Ah Tang, why do you want to learn to sing from Cai Fenghua?" What's there to learn about singing?! You see me, I don't need to learn to sing, I'll sing it to you now...... Belch! "There was a wine burp.
Zhou Xingchi took advantage of the wine, staggered to his feet, and ignored Chen Xiaotang's obstruction, burped and walked onto the stage.
At this time, there was no performance, and he was a drunk standing on the stage, which seemed very abrupt.
Zhou Xingchi took the microphone, first "pop pap", patted it, and then "hey, hey", shouted a few times, and said drunkly: "Sorry, try the sound ......"
"Hahaha!" People laughed.
Zhou Xingchi turned his head and pretended to be sad and said: "The song I am about to sing below will be very moving, if you want to clap your hands, I will never object, but you must be careful, don't slap your palms swollen!" Okay, let's get started! β
Zhou Xingchi held the microphone in his hand, with a face that was even more sad than a bitter gourd - Chen Xiaotang reminded Guan Zhilin and others, "Hurry up and cover your ears-"
Guan Zhilin: "......?!! β
Here Zhou Xingchi has already started singing: "Silence is not cowardice~ Patience is not numbness~ Confucian traditional thought~ Leading our footsteps~ Eight years of hard struggle~ Confirming my perseverance of the nation~ Until the last moment~ Never talk about fighting lightly~ When I can't bear it~ I will stand up......."
The entire cabaret was silent.
"What is this singing, so ugly?" Suddenly, a man with a slightly bald head couldn't help it and stood up and said.
"Roar, go down!"
"Don't be ashamed!"
"Get down!"
β¦β¦ Everyone began to oppose it.
Zhou Xingchi didn't pay any attention to the coaxing of those people. Still holding the microphone very affectionately and humming: "... Compatriots suffer and wait to recover~ I will keep in mind ~ I don't care where I was born ~ I am Chinese ~ no matter where I die ~ vow to be the ...... of the soul of China" That intoxicated look wants people to beat him hard.
"I can't stand it, I can't stand it!" The bald guy who stood up first went straight to the stage, "I said you can't sing?" Did you sing like that? β
Zhou Xingchi glanced at him and continued to show off his sorrow, "Silence is not cowardice~Patience is not numbness~"
"I'll bear with you! If I endure it any longer, I'm going to get angryβdo you know who I am? I'm the vulture of Cantonese opera! You sing such a bad song in front of me, looking for death! "It's clear that this man has also drunk too much, and is a little drunk.
Zhou Xingchi is anyone, thunder can't move, lightning and thunder are not afraid of the wind and rain, just said: "This bald friend, please don't disturb me singing!" β
"Singing? Is this also called singing? Hahaha, laughing to death! The bald guy laughed a few times, "What do you mean by singing such a song like this on such an occasion?" Let everyone go back to cry and worship their ancestors? Shame on your mother! Make no mistake, everyone comes to this kind of place to be happy, not to listen to you learn donkey barking! β
"Okay, okay, I have a lot of vultures today, so I'll teach you what singing is!" With that, the bald guy went to get the microphone.
Zhou Xingchi hid and didn't give it to him.
"Oh, you still dare to hide?" The bald guy and Zhou Xingchi competed for the microphone on stage.
People couldn't help but laugh when they saw the two of them funny.
Some people even speculated that this could be a deliberately arranged burlesque show by a dance hall? These two are so talented!
After some "fighting", the bald guy finally snatched the microphone that Zhou Xingchi was holding onto, and gasped and said: "Next, I will present a song for everyone - the name of the song is called, I forgot, anyway, you just listen to it...... Oh yes, also, I haven't revealed my name yet, you can call me my English name Luo Pat - you can also call my Chinese name Luo Jiaying - I used to be very popular in the Cantonese opera industry, you can inquire and know! β
"Cut, what are you doing with so much nonsense? If you don't sing, I'll sing it! Zhou Xingchi said dissatisfied.
"Yes, it doesn't matter who you are, whether you sing or not? Everyone is waiting! Someone in the audience coaxed.
...... "Don't be impatient, let's get started!" Get started today! Luo Jiaying coughed a few times.
At this time, I am afraid that the most stunned person is Chen Xiaotang.
Who is he? Luo Jiaying?!
I'll pick, no!
At this time, it was strange that Chen Xiaotang was not shocked, Luo Jiaying and Zhou Xingchi, the golden partners in their previous lives, actually got together in advance.
As soon as he thought of Luo Jiaying and Zhou Xingchi's "Journey to the West" co-produced in their previous lives, Chen Xiaotang wanted to laugh, especially Luo Jiaying's "long-winded" Tang Seng image is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Looking at Luo Jiaying's singing appearance on the stage at this moment, Chen Xiaotang said in his heart, no, if he was the "song name" "onlyyou", it would be amazing.
However, what Chen Xiaotang was looking forward to did not happen, and Luo Jiaying did not sing his very natural song "ONLYYOU", but sang: "I propose to you~ I beg you to agree~ I love you deeply~ This affection can be proved by heaven ~ wontyoumarryme~, iloveyouverymuch~www.xstxt.orgyloveisveryture...... I will always love you~ I will always sing a big drama with you~ I love you~ Sister, you don't escape~ iloveyouforever~ I really love you~ iloveyouasyouare~ I cherish your ......."
This piece is very cheerful and festive, Chinese mixed with English, and slang in a minor key is funny. Everyone laughed.
And this Luo Jiaying originally sang Cantonese opera, this singing voice is really not ordinarily good, listening to his singing skills, many people can't help but admire. Even Chen Xiaotang was thinking to himself, if he had worshipped Cai Fenghua as a teacher before, it would be very good to put this bald head, I am afraid that the tuition fee will be lower...... On the stage, Luo Jiaying sang very windy: "...... I have no handsome appearance~ no hair and no money~ but I love you truly~ I beg you to agree~ I will always love you~ It is most reasonable to marry me~ I love you you ~ I ask you not to run away ~ iloveyouforever ~ I really love you ~ iloveyouasyouare ~ I cherish you for the rest of my life...... I love you deeply~This affection can be proved by heaven~WontyouMarryme~iLoveYouVerymuch~www.xstxt.orgyloveisveryture......"
Accompanied by the melody of the song, Luo Jiaying occasionally came to a few Wu Xiaosheng's singing movements of kicking and twisting his hips, although these actions combined with this song seem "nondescript", but they are pleasing to the eye and have a unique flavor.
The end of the song.
Everyone couldn't help but cheer loudly.
"One, another!"
"Well sung! Good singing! β
"One more ha!"
β¦β¦ Luo Jiaying saluted triumphantly: "Thank you, thank you for your support!" Haha, I know everyone wants to hear me sing again, okay, I won't live up to everyone's expectations, and then I'll sing a contemptible masterpiece "Pick a Pulley"...... I hope you enjoy it! β
After saying this, Luo Jiaying began to clear her throat and sing the Cantonese opera, babbling and singing non-stop.
At this time, HG's Cantonese opera was no longer very popular, and it was no longer as glorious as it was in the fifties and sixties. Especially with the development of modern pop songs, Cantonese opera has become even more difficult.
Luo Jiaying was already well-known in the Cantonese opera industry when she was young, and later became a pillar of many opera clubs. But now...... The hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, his light has long been erased, how many people still know him? In order to make a living, he even worked as a taxi driver and a small radio program host...... Drinking happily tonight, Luo Jiaying couldn't help but take out her masterpiece again, but unfortunately, the people here are basically young people who come to have fun, who likes to listen to big dramas. Then someone shouted, "Go down, uncle!" We don't like to listen to dramas! β
"Stop singing, the ghost screams, we don't like to hear it!"
"Another song like that!"
"Roar, go down!"
β¦β¦ Facing the audience who coaxed him off the stage, Luo Jiaying on the stage suddenly moistened the corners of his eyes, and he took the microphone and said: "Please, let me finish singing this big play, I haven't stood on the stage for a long time!" β
β¦β¦β¦β¦ A man actually cried!
I'm still crying so sadly!
Where did he go for his funny and funny appearance just now?!
He burst into tears!
Stand on stage.
Stand in front of everyone!
β¦β¦ At that moment, I don't know why, everyone stopped yelling or screaming, and they all looked at him.
Seeing that everyone was quiet, Luo Jiaying wiped a handful of tears, bowed deeply, and said, "Thank you!" He began to continue singing his own "Pick a Pulley".
At that moment, everyone tried their best to lower their voices, even those who were scribbling and guessing tried their best to lower their voices, as if they were afraid of disturbing the bald uncle who was concentrating on singing on the stage...... "This uncle has a thicker skin than me, and he knocked me off the stage, but he sang endlessly!" Zhou Xingchi said to Chen Xiaotang very unhappily.
Chen Xiaotang smiled and said: "This is the real artist!" β
"Why?"
"Just by virtue of his nostalgia for the stage!"
Zhou Xingchi was silent.
Others also began to drink in muffled voices.
Guan Zhilin glanced at Chen Xiaotang with a strange gaze again, not knowing what she was thinking in her heart.
Luo Jiaying finally finished singing his famous work "Pick a Pulley" on the stage, and he received warm applause, and the person who took the lead in applauding was Chen Xiaotang.
At that moment, Luo Jiaying couldn't stop bowing and thanking him, as if the place he was standing in was not a song and dance hall, but a big stage of Cantonese opera that he was familiar with!
(To be continued)