On the road at the entrance of Xunyang Electronics Factory, there are two people walking slowly.

"Director Lin, the guy surnamed Ji is so ruthless that he really made me run two miles to find a phone!" Lin Jianxiang's secretary Wu said indignantly.

Lin Jianxiang, who was walking in front, turned his head and stared straight at Wu Yiyi, then shook his head and said, "I see that you are also a stunned young man!" You say, you expect a stunned factory, how capable are those who do things for him? As the saying goes, the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, have you heard of it! ”

Wu Yiyi let out an "oh", and said with a cheap smile: "Director Lin, aren't I angry in my heart, I am angry in my heart......

He was thinking in his heart, "If I hadn't hugged you a few times, maybe you would have made a mistake, and I would be embarrassed to say that I was stunned, I really don't know who is more stunned." ”

Lin Jianwu coughed twice and said, "Ahem! That one...... Increasingly, while it is cold and boring to walk on this road now, I see that you have followed me for so long and are loyal to me, I will tell you about this way of being an official!

This is the way of officials! First of all, you have to be calm, you have to be steady, you know? Like you just now, it's not stable enough! How can I be stable enough with you!

How do you stay stable? Of course, it's moody! Like you just now, think about it, do you know what to say in front of me surnamed Ji, you say, this ...... Can this be done? ”

Saying that, Lin Jianxiang was still gesturing, and when he said this, Lin Jianxiang slapped his hands and looked straight at Wu Jiji in front of him!

Wu increasingly nodded like a pug, "Yes!" I was really impulsive just now! It shouldn't be said, it's good that I met a good official like you, and if I meet other bad officials, I guess...... I guess my career will be hopeless! I'm going to calm down, calm down......"

"That's right! Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, good is great! After speaking, Lin Jianliang patted Wu Yiyi's shoulder and continued: "Increasingly! You're really teachable! After I look at you, as long as you try to keep up with my footsteps, I don't think it's a problem at the level of the department or bureau, there are people above us, there are people above, you know? ”

While speaking, Lin Jianwu also took out his middle finger and pointed to the gray sky!

Wu Yi immediately echoed and said, "You must follow in the footsteps of Director Lin!" ”

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"Lewis, let's take a look, what is Lin going for, why hasn't he come back yet? Could something happen? After waiting for more than ten minutes, Lin Jianxiang and his secretary Wu Yiyi, who went out, have not come back, Mario is in a hurry, he is sitting here, cold and uncomfortable! And he was thirsty, but unfortunately the water in his cup had been drunk!

Lewis grew up in Nanyang since he was a child, and only later went to the United States, so he was also very afraid of the cold, so he tightened his clothes, nodded, and paced and said, "Okay, Mr. Mario, let's go and have a look!" ”

Jimmy, who was pacing to relieve the cold, also said, "It's too cold, I'll go too!" ”

Before he could walk out the door, Jimmy turned to Lewis and asked, "Aren't the Chinese very hospitable?" How now, I look ......"

Before Jimmy could finish speaking, Lewis interrupted him and said, "Hospitality depends on whoever!" They must have seen that we were not good, so they deliberately hung us out and let us suffer the cold here! ”

Jimmy thought about it, and he was right, he was not a guest, he could only say that he was here to find fault, and the other party must have seen it, so he deliberately hung himself and others here to suffer from the cold!

Mario didn't get involved in the conversation, opened the door, and then asked Lewis, "Lewis, do you know where the office of the deputy director is?" ”

This Mario is also sick and rushed to the doctor, Lewis has been with him, how to know which office Lao Ji is in, Lewis shook his head and said, "I don't know, but we can ask their employees!" ”

Soon, the three of them were disappointed, and they didn't know who they meant, so they pretended not to understand one by one, and walked away very indifferently!

At this time, Mario couldn't help but shake his head and said: "It seems that the Chinese are not so hospitable!" This ......"

Before he finished speaking, a very unkind voice sounded on the side, "Who said that the Chinese are not hospitable, we are hospitable, that is to the real guests." Three Americans, you are not good people, but you are not guests! ”

The three of Mario looked back and saw that it was Lao Ji.

Mario thought for a moment before remembering Lao Ji's name and asked, "Ji, where did our Lin go?" ”

Lao Ji didn't embarrass him, pointed outside, and said, "Your Lin, went to the telephone bureau a kilometer away and called!" ”

"Oh!" Mario nodded, and then asked, "I don't know when your factory's payment will arrive?" ”

Lao Ji said apologetically: "Mr. Mario, I'm sorry, I just received a call from our assistant to the factory director, she said that our factory director Fu had a stomachache and went to the hospital, so I bothered the three of us to wait for about two hours!" ”

"Oh my God! We'll have to wait two hours, oh my God, it's so cold, and if we wait another two hours, all three of us will freeze to death! Before Mario could speak, Jimmy immediately complained.

Lao Ji spread his hands and said, "Then I have no choice, if you don't want to wait, you can go back!" I'll be here again in two hours! But three, I can't guarantee that when you come here again, you will definitely meet our director Fu.

Moreover, if you miss it, you may have to wait for a while, because our factory director Fu said that he will leave Xunyang early tomorrow morning, as for where to go, he didn't say! ”

"Oh God!" Mario threw his head back, then slapped his right hand on his head, and asked depressedly, "So Ji, can you provide us with a stove and hot water?" We're willing to wait here for two hours. ”

Lao Ji did not answer, but stretched out his right hand, placed it in front of the three of them, and then looked at them quietly.

Fortunately, this Lewis made some preparations before he came, so he understood Lao Ji's gestures, but Lewis was very unhappy, this Ji, too, is too greedy for money, so he said in Chinese: "Director Ji, this is not the hospitality of the Chinese!" ”

Lao Ji shook his head, his eyes were deep, he yawned, and said in English: "First of all, you are not a guest of our Xunyang Electronics Factory, so you can't talk about hospitality."

Secondly, as you know, our factory is not worth $300,000, so we are short of money, so we will provide you people who are not good at providing stoves and hot water, unless I have a sick brain! Speaking of which, Lao Ji is very unkind! He has always been angry about Mario's statement that his Xunyang Electronics Factory is not worth $300,000!

He Lao Ji came from the Department of Economics of Yenching University, one of China's highest universities, and he knows very well about intangible assets! Yes, the physical assets of Xunyang Electronics Factory are indeed less than 300,000 US dollars, but the intangible assets of Xunyang Electronics Factory are more than 100,000 US dollars.

Lewis was dumbfounded by Lao Ji's question, but Lao Ji was not ready to let them go like this, and continued to sarcastically say: "As for me, I am also from the economics department of Yenching University, one of the highest universities in China, and you bullied us for not understanding intangible assets!"

But since you all said that our Xunyang Electronics Factory is worth less than 300,000 US dollars, it is worth less than 300,000 US dollars! Anyway, what I said will not have any effect, even if you want to buy our Xunyang Electronics Factory, it will not work if you talk about it in my words!

Well, our Xunyang Electronics Factory is only worth less than 300,000 US dollars, so it is very poor, you capitalists and rich people, don't go to our poor homes to ask for water to drink, we ourselves are almost out of water! Please let it go, okay? ”

Lao Ji is also a student from one of China's highest universities, although he usually looks like a good person, but don't think that he has no arrogance, his arrogance, that is restrained!

Lao Ji's words, even Mario and Jimmy, the two straight intestines, understood that he was sarcastic, but Mario was thick-skinned enough and said curtly: "Ji, we will pay for it, please provide me with a stove and a few cups of hot water, thank you!" ”

After saying that, this Mario also bowed.

In this way, if he changes to others, he may have to be overthrown by the other party, but Lao Ji, he is the one who feels insulted by these three people, so he doesn't care at all, and says: "Okay, provide a burning stove and three cups of hot water, a total of two hours, I will calculate...... Well, I'll count you a thousand dollars! ”

As soon as Mario and the three of them heard this, Mario and Jimmy immediately turned into a cat with their tails stepped on, and screamed in unison, "What! A thousand dollars! Oh! Oh, God! Destroy this vampire! How could he do that! ”

"Destroy you Malegobi! Suck you Malegobi! Lao Ji immediately became angry and said in Chinese.

Since Fu Xin explained to them what Westerners mean when they say "vampire" means devils and animals, people who have experienced this incident have deeply remembered that Westerners are scolding you when they say "vampires".

Since then, these people will immediately turn their faces when they hear Westerners say the word vampire! Finally, a culture of Huaxing was formed! Let those Westerners, when they meet Huaxing, and the people who come out of Huaxing, dare not shout the word vampire immediately!

Lao Ji's two scolding shouted loudly, so it attracted the attention of everyone around, and these workers also knew that these three ghost guys were not good, so they listened to Lao Ji's angry voice, thinking that Lao Ji had suffered some insult, and immediately stared at the three of Mario with unkind faces, and even worse, they rolled up their sleeves!

Seeing that the situation was not good, the three Marios immediately relented and apologized: "I'm sorry,!" I'm sorry! A thousand dollars, we're willing to go out! ”

But at this point, is a thousand dollars enough? You have to beat the local tyrant hard!

Lao Ji opened his mouth and said, "Fifteen hundred dollars!" ”

"Oh, my ......" At this point, Mario noticed that the workers around him were approaching and relented, "Alright! Gee, listen to you, fifteen hundred dollars! ”

This secret loss, he can only swallow it in his stomach. But would he have done so easily? Apparently not, Mario thought to himself, "Damn Chinese vampires, when your factory director comes, I want you to look good!" When the time comes, I'll see how you will react when you see your signature document from Mayor Wang! ”

When Lao Ji heard that this ghost guy agreed, he was secretly happy, but he didn't bury it in his heart and laughed, and then said, "Okay! You really deserve to be rich, so pay the money! ”

The surrounding onlookers who didn't know the truth saw Lao Ji laughing and laughed.

Originally, Lao Ji saw them laughing, and thought that they had made an oolong and wanted something bad! But unexpectedly, the laughter of the people around them became a threat in the eyes of the three Mario!

Mario immediately shuddered and took out fifteen hundred-dollar bills from his bag, handed them to Lao Ji's hand vigorously, and said politely: "Ji, I'm sorry for you!" ”

Lao Ji grabbed fifteen hundred-dollar bills, this time he didn't deliberately count them, so he immediately put them in his pocket and said to Wen Su on the side: "Wen Su, you go and move a stove for them!" Just move the one in my office, and I'll go to the conference room with me in a while, we can't waste it! ”

Wen Su smiled, nodded, and went to do it immediately!

……

A kilometer away from the telephone bureau, Lin Jianxiang and the two of them waited tremblingly for about ten minutes, the telephone bureau phone rang, and after a while, the staff of the telephone bureau raised the telephone microphone and said impatiently: "Hey, the phone of the two of you!" ”

Lin Jianxiang didn't care, took the microphone, and said, "Hey, I'm Lin Jianxiang!" ”

A voice immediately came from the other end of the phone, "Director Lin, I have investigated clearly, that Fu Xin went to the toilet, I'm afraid it's true, he is staying in the hospital at this moment, it is said that he has a stomachache!" ”

"Stomach ache?" Lin Jianxiang asked suspiciously.

"Yes, I have already seen the surname Fu, I asked him, he said that when he gets the injection, he will come over, and ask you to wait for another two hours or so!" A positive voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Made! It's not good when this surname Fu gets sick, and when he gets sick at this time, it's not purely ...... Alas...... Forget it, I'm hanging! You keep an eye on him for me, and when he finishes the injection, I urge him to come over, and say that the foreign guests have been waiting for a long time! After speaking, Lin Jianxiang "clanged" the microphone in his hand, hung up the phone, and then prepared to raise his feet and go out.

"Comrade, you haven't given the money for the call yet!" The staff of the telephone bureau said immediately.

"Here you go, it's done! Exercise! Lin Jianxiang scolded and threw out the previous 100-yuan bill and slapped it on the service desk!

"You are paralyzed! Who are you scolding? Don't think about how good the attitude of the telephone bureau employees is at this time, hearing Lin Jianxiang's scolding, this employee who looks like an aunt immediately jumped up and scolded.

Lin Jianxiang wanted to get angry, but once he was stopped by his secretary Wu Jiyi, who said curtly: "Sister, our boss gave a hundred dollars, you can forget it!" ”

Only then did the aunt-like employee notice the hundred dollars on the table, glared at Lin Jianxiang and Wu Yiyi, and let them go. (To be continued.) )