0213, the peerless beauty Li Shishi

Standing at the entrance of the cave, looking at the grass and trees in the wilderness, and looking up at the finches flying in the sky, Zhang Lan was fascinated. Come on,.!

He suddenly closed his eyes and realized the way of nature, the loneliness of space, and the stillness of time.

It's a pity that this flash of inspiration flashed, and it seemed that he wanted to reach out and grab something, but it was empty. After all, Zhang Lan's realm is still a little worse, and he has not been able to comprehend this situation.

"Damn, Lao Tzu has a basket of divine skills to cultivate, why hasn't the realm broken through? Does it really have to be that Lao Tzu went mad? ”

didn't realize any martial arts experience, Zhang Lan opened her eyes a little irritably, the excitement she had just given birth gradually calmed down, and her face was shrouded with a trace of anxiety and unwillingness.

For a long time, the realm has been Zhang Lan's biggest headache. If the talented person had cultivated so many of Zhang Lan's divine skills, he would have entered the half-immortal realm long ago, but Zhang Lan was still struggling to stay at the peak realm of Sanhua.

This kind of qualification and understanding, even the former Guo Jing Guo Daxia may not dare to compare with it, and Guo Daxia is self-aware, knowing that he is not talented enough to make up for it with diligence, the so-called diligence can make up for clumsiness, and the stupid bird flies first. But Zhang Lan is good, since he got the lottery space, it is difficult for him to endure the retreat for three or five months, let alone three or five years. Moreover, not only is he not diligent, but he thinks about picking up girls all day long, and he really doesn't know whether he is alive or dead.

It was only after suffering a loss every time that Zhang Lan remembered to practice, but the psychological hints of dull qualifications often made trouble, and he secretly guided him to pin his hopes on the lottery, so practicing was just an empty talk.

This situation finally changed after Zhang Lan ascended to the realm of the Five Qi Dynasty Yuan.

". I don't want to think about it anymore, maybe one day Lao Tzu will be completely crazy. The realm is coming up! I didn't want to think about it much, Bing'er and the others had made a few phone calls to urge...... Well, let's summon Master Li first. ”

Zhang Lan forced herself not to think about the troubles, found a round stone at the entrance of the cave and sat down, closed her eyes and concentrated, ready to summon Master Li. Consciousness touched the light blue ice spirit in the lottery space, and Zhang Lan's information appeared in his mind.

Void Realm group spectrum figures

Name: Master Li

Ranking: nineteen

Rank: Half-Immortal Peak

Void Realm Master: Huang Rong,

Martial arts: "Dog Stick Method", "Nine Yin True Scripture", "Luoying Divine Sword Palm", "Lingao Step", "Bone Needle", "Finger Magic", "Whirlwind Sweeping Leaf Legs", "Bihai Tide Song", "Yuxiao Sword Technique", "Orchid Whisk Acupoint Hand", "Splitting Empty Palm", "Bagua Direction", "Bibo Palm Method", "Jade Leakage Urging Silver Sword", "Qimen Five Turns"......

Weapons: Shishi's jade flute, Shishi's sword, Shishi's ring, Shishi's claw, Shishi's glove (Shishi's suit)

Talisman: Teacher's belly pocket, teacher's colorful coat, teacher's flying boots, teacher's bracers, teacher's heart goggles (teacher's suit)

Personality: Beautiful, kind, amorous, cold and arrogant, unruly, and regards money as dung. Don't take the general dignitaries in your eyes?

First Distortion: It's a damn Jin Army general who infiltrated the Song capital to spy on the military (Dead Beast)

People who have loved each other to varying degrees: Zhang Xiaolang, Zhou Bangyan, Yan Qing

Biography Profile: Famous geishans, courtesans, and sellers with outstanding talents in the Northern Song Dynasty. There is a difference between lewd and prostitutes. Master Li was originally the daughter of Wang Yin, who ran a dyeing house in Bianjing City, and when she was three years old, her father sent her to the Buddhist temple, and the old monk made a roof for her, and she suddenly cried. The old monk thinks that she is very similar to a Buddhist disciple, because everyone calls a Buddhist disciple "teacher", so she is called a teacher.

Personal experience in the mortal realm (compiled by Cai Wenji, a talented woman in the void realm):

About five years old. Shishi's father died in prison for his crimes.

Li Shishi therefore appeared on the street, and Li Yun, who was engaged in running a brothel, saw that she was a beauty, so he adopted her and taught her to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing and dancing. For a time, Li Shishi became a famous prostitute in Bianjing, and was the object of competition between literati and scholars, princes and grandsons. In the end, even Song Huizong heard his name and wanted to kiss Fangze.

As soon as he saw Master Li, Song Huizong felt that all these years had been his mother's life in vain. Master Li's temperament of being neither humble nor arrogant, gentle and delicate made Song Huizong like in a dream.

Whenever I think of my teacher, "the starry eyes are hazy." fine sweat fragrant jade; The crisp chest is rippling, and the trickle of dew is dripping with peony hearts", Song Huizong sighed, "There are three thousand harems in vain, and they are all like dead wood!" ”

From now on. Song Huizong turned a blind eye to the beauties of the harem, and every once in a while he used the reason of observing the people's feelings. Come out of the palace to Master Li to have fun.

Since being "raised" by the emperor, Master Li is not comparable to the past, although his identity is still a famous prostitute, he is also "famous and has a master", and the powerful princes and nobles can only look at the "teacher" and sigh.

Although Song Huizong loved Li Shishi's love and didn't care about the government, Li Shishi and the emperor only had to play on the spot.

Song Huizong loves Master Li, but Master Li loves Yan Qing, which really fulfills the old saying: "The world is wrong." ”

Hui Zonggui is the Son of Heaven, a woman under the world, she can sleep with whoever she wants, which is much more convenient than the future generations. What about the son?

It turns out that "a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing" is a universal truth, which is very exciting, as expensive as the emperor, and this kind of fun cannot be found in the palace.

Those concubines in the palace have the appearance of a teacher but not the talent of a teacher, the talent of a teacher without the temperament of a teacher, and the temperament of a teacher without the wave of a teacher. Strong. The leaders in the Fengyue field, are they comparable to those ladies?

This teacher is good-looking. When Yan Qing first saw her teacher, five words surged in her heart: "good looks", and she bowed her head. The emperor bowed down the pomegranate skirt, not rebellious or second, and the good man Yanqing immediately fell when he saw it.

The second teacher is talented. Sing good songs, play good flutes, play good pianos, and dance well. That Huizong is an art expert, well-informed, how easy is it to get the emperor's approval?

The third is to have temperament and cultivation. If nothing else, just talking about it, she is taller than the average female. Song Jiang and the three people visited, Master Li stepped forward with his hands, and asked about the living room: "Zhang Xian talks more about elegance in the right time, and now he is humiliated and left-handed, and Qige is bright." "Listen. How elegant this translation is. What kind of cultural cultivation, except for a limited number of people on Liangshan, I am afraid that few people can talk to her.

The fourth is insight. As soon as the teacher heard Yan Qing tell the truth, he immediately said: "You are a righteous man, and you have heard of the great name for a long time. It's just that there are no good people in the middle of Narim who have made it with all of you, so they bend up and sink into the water. "That's a. Zi blurted out, those ministers in the DPRK and China are full of wealth, how many of them have such insight?

It is said that the teacher is very good. It's better to write ten words and hang them on the plaque in front of the teacher's door: Singing and dancing fairies, merry flowers and moons!

Speaking of this first strange woman, what is really admirable is his eyesight, he fell in love with Yan Qing at a glance, and since then he has been dead hearted, and he has only been left to act on the scene for the emperor.

What's so good about this prodigal son Yanqing? Listen to me slowly.

It is said that Master Li walked the rivers and lakes to perform arts, and when he walked to Yanggu County, he met a wonderful mother-in-law who could talk about it. Who is this person? Pan Jinlian's Wang Po next door is also.

Wang Po told her the five-character mantra of appreciating men: "Pan, donkey, Deng, small, leisure". And repeatedly told her, prostitute. Women should be good as soon as possible, once they meet someone who meets these five conditions, they must leave Fengyue Field without looking back, and hurry up to catch this man!

The so-called "Pan" is like Pan An, and the so-called "donkey" is the majesty of the man's donkey. The so-called "Deng" is the wealth of Deng Tong, the so-called "small" is to be patient and can coax women to be happy, and the so-called "idle" is to have idle time. If you have nothing to do, go shopping, watch movies, flirt in bed, and do things. Love, love......

And these five points, Yan Qing has everything. When he met the beauty for the first time, Yan Qing made a shot like a hundred taels of garlic gold; Yan Qing's appearance, although not as creamy as the beautiful man Pan An, is exactly the kind that makes a woman's soul not possessed.

When the teacher saw Yan Qing, he could speak quickly, and his tongue was sharp, and he was suddenly unable to give up.

Yan Qing is also an elegant person, blowing, playing and singing, proficient in everything, coupled with his prodigal son's nickname, you can imagine his Fengyue methods, this is a treasure that is difficult to find in the vast sea of people!

The teacher really loves him, and his eyes are about to burst into flames!

Since then, Master Li has found the favorite in his life, what Zhang Xiaolang, what Song Huizong, and what Zhou Bangyan (big words), all of them are fucking thrown out of his mind.

The emperor is unreliable, far inferior to the prodigal son of the rivers and lakes, this is Master Li's extraordinary knowledge!

The other women in the Water Margin are not lewd. Women are nakshatras, or walking dead, or heartless at all, or thick branches and leaves are not like women, all of them do not bear good results. It's this serious 800. Zi, the most like a normal woman, the most insightful.

There were many beauties in ancient times, who could control their own destiny, had brains, insights and personalities, and only women who really lived once were. Zili to find it. You don't need to look at Qin Huai Bayan at the end of the Ming Dynasty, just look at the words and deeds of Master Li to draw conclusions.

Exactly: Liangshan's white bones linger in the weeds, and a generation of red makeup shines on sweat!

It's a pity that Yan Qing's heart is like an iron stone, and she holds it very steadily in front of the wine, and worships Master Li as her sister (suspect that he has cultivated the Sunflower Treasure Book?). )!

Therefore, even if the teacher loves Yan Qing again, with this sister-brother ethical relationship, she will not have the face to sleep with him......

Although Yan Qing has her own mission, and she is ruthless, she never gave it to her even as a husband and wife overnight, but when Master Li missed it in front of the boudoir window in the future, he still loved and hated, and sighed: "He Yan Qing's heart is like iron stone, and he is a good man!" ”

Oops, sad!

Since then, a peerless beauty, only a hundred kinds of loneliness are left in her heart, and no one can understand the lonely and melancholy heart of the beauty, just like that bitter tea, even if you have the appearance of captivating the country and the city, but it is still a beautiful word, the most important thing is that the world can't stay, only suicide!

Personal experience of the Void Realm: (Compiled by Zhuo Wenjun, a talented woman in the Void Realm)

Sighing at Master Li's beauty, talent, and personality, Master Li was promoted to the Void Realm after committing suicide and was included in the Void Realm group spectrum!

Originally, there was no martial arts, only with beauty and talent, the teacher could only rank 723, but because he worshiped under Huang Rong's door, he cultivated a skill and jumped to the top 20!

Huang Rong is eccentric, and has outstanding talents, what singing, dancing, poetry, water-based very fine, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, cooking, dumb language, mathematics and mathematics, Qimen Dunjia, five elements gossip, she is proficient in everything.

Later, because of an adventure, Master Li was able to get along with Huang Rong.

Slowly, Huang Rong found that she actually liked this Qinglou-born Master Li very much, and found that she was a real woman, and at the same time worried that Guo Jing had a good impression of her, so she accepted Master Li as a disciple and taught the beggars and the martial arts of Peach Blossom Island!

Since then, Master Li has met nobles and soared to the sky. In addition, she is extremely talented, and she rushed to the top 20 of the Qunfang spectrum in one fell swoop.

Huang Rong sighed: "Oh, I see that the apprentice is about to surpass the master......"

Adventure (Void Notes):

Around 2015, Master Li went down to the mortal realm and became Zhang Lan's servant.

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After reading Master Li's introduction, Zhang Lan was silent for a long time, and suddenly respected this Fengyue woman in her heart, she didn't expect her Master Li's life experience to be so miserable, she had no father or mother since she was a child, and she didn't sell into the Qinglou when she grew up, although she was raised by the emperor, she didn't get true love in the end......

"Damn, Yan Qing is really not a fucking man, it's a bad seed! You can't go up to such an infatuated woman, you have to go to Liangshan, where you are paralyzed, and Lu Junyi, who is loyal to your grandmother? Two fuck you! …… Yan Qing, who is lying on your grandmother, you are loyal, but the beauty of the family committed suicide......"

Thinking of Master Li's miserable experience, Zhang Lan couldn't help but be angry at Yan Qing.

"Hehe, it's okay, God finally has eyes, let her enter the Void Realm, and worship a famous teacher, hehe...... Not bad! …… However, Ya's thief God gave her to me as a slave again, do you know that Lao Tzu is not like Yan Qing's ruthless man, he is a man who knows how to pity fragrance and cherish jade, hehe...... Phew! No, Lao Tzu can't accept women anymore now, just learn from the hard-hearted Yanqing, who has been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the leaves don't stick to his body? Romantic but not abusive...... the groove, the wind flow is moderate? There is a Nyima ...... Let's talk about it......"

Thinking that Master Li had to meet a famous teacher and practice a good martial arts, Zhang Lan was very pleased. I think it's still a little interesting. I just thought that the first time God sent a woman to him as his subordinate, did it imply that he accepted her, did it imply that this woman would be important to him in the future?

Zhang Lan's heart was a mess......

Just when Zhang Lan was thinking wildly, the prompt sound of the lottery space sounded in his ears:

"Ding, may I ask if you want to activate Master Li immediately?"

Why don't you activate it?

"Yes!" Zhang Lan replied firmly.

The blue light of the spirit flashed, like ice and snow dissolving.

"Ding, Master Li has been activated, please summon quickly!" The system voice prompts.

Zhang Lan's spirit was shocked, and her eyes widened and she shouted: "Master Li, show up quickly?" ”

"......" did not react.

Zhang Lan found that there was no figure in front of the stone, and wondered if the light was darker.

So he walked out of the cave, and at this time, a cloud appeared in the sky, and the fiery sun poked its head out, shining the red hall outside the cave, and the grass and trees reflected red.

"Master Li, if you don't show up yet, when will you stay?" Zhang Lan stood outside the cave, his arms folded on his chest, and shouted loudly.

"Huh!"

The air twisted, and a woman appeared out of thin air in the red sun.

This woman is about 1.7 meters tall and wears a light water blue skirt, showing a long and tall figure. The long hair hangs down the shoulders, tied with a water-blue silk, the hosta is lightly pulled, and the tip of the hairpin hangs down like a small chain of water droplets, and it is like rain when it shakes slightly.

Her eyes were crystal clear and radiant, a pair of big dark eyes were very smart, her eyelashes were very long, her eyebrows were constricted, and her expression was pitiful; Her complexion is whiter than snow, like white jade, and the complexion on the back of her neck is as white as fat, and her skin is brighter than snow; Her hands: the palms are soft and tender, soft as boneless, soft and delicate, and the wrists are as white as snow.

Master Li lowered his head, more intoxicating than the dew in the morning light, and his snow-white arms could be faintly seen in his light silk shirt.

The master first looked at Zhang Lan curiously, couldn't help but be stunned for a second, and secretly sighed that Zhang Lan's eyes and eyebrows were three points similar to Yan Qing, and then leaned over and bowed: "Slave and maid Master Li to meet the master, may my master live with Tianqi, and enjoy the immortal blessing forever!" ”

ps: ps: Thanks to the "alarm clock" brother for the tip!!

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