"You don't have to sarcastically mock me here, I won't commit suicide, suicide is a sign of cowardice, my goal is to become the world's top killer! The real king of killers! The man said confidently.

"Uncle, how old are you and the king of killers? In two years, it's time to go home and hug your grandchildren, and stop wandering around the world with dreams on your back, okay? ”

Gu Xiangyu suddenly felt that the killer in front of him was quite interesting, and he thought of ridiculing the other party.

"You know what? People should have dreams when they live! If you don't have a dream, you're a walking corpse, so is it fun to live like that? The man in black angrily scolded Gu Xiangyu.

"Hehe, uncle, you're so funny, how old are you this year? Why are you still talking about dreams with angry youth, can we be realistic? Gu Xiangyu continued.

As soon as the man in black heard this, he immediately blushed and said, "Don't call me uncle anymore!" I'm not married! He is only 28 years old this year! It's just that it's a little old! ”

Gu Xiangyu didn't expect the other party to care so much about this title, why is a big man so careful? Who is in whose hands? I'm still so arrogant when I'm caught!

"Don't be crooked, other people still think I'm recruiting you when they hear it, tell me who the boss behind the scenes is, who sent you here, I'll let you go after that, I don't have time to talk to you here, I haven't had lunch yet!"

Gu Xiangyu was also too lazy to grind with the other party, this guy was too unscrupulous, and he didn't cooperate at all.

"Are you really willing to let me go?" The man asked, incredulous.

"Hurry up and answer the question, I'm in a hurry!" Gu Xiangyu said impatiently.

"Oh, my boss is the boss of the Black Wind Killer Organization, and he gave me a mission." The man replied seriously.

"Black Wind Killer? What's that? What's your boss's name? Has anyone asked you to assassinate me? Gu Xiangyu was very puzzled, didn't he offend many people? Why do you keep getting assassinated?

"I don't know what the boss is called, it must be that you offended someone, they released a task on the killer list, any killer organization can take it, and it costs 100 million yuan to kill you, so the boss let me, a killer genius, come out and act." When the man talked about his boss, he showed a very admiring expression.

Gu Xiangyu was speechless when he heard it, and Neili muttered, the boss of the other party must also be out of tune, otherwise he would not have sent such a ** young man to do the task.

"I said what should you call it? It's not convenient to call it without a name, is it? Gu Xiangyu asked with a smile.

"I don't change my name, I don't change my surname! The surname is Yang Mingyi, and the rivers and lakes are nicknamed the Dark Night Death! The man said coaxingly.

Gu Xiangyu's head is full of black lines, the other party has exceeded the scope of **, and can only be called a stupid fork!

"I said Lao Yang, I haven't eaten at noon, are you also hungry, why don't we turn our rivalry into jade silk and go for a meal first? I don't know anything about your organization, so let's sit down and talk slowly, okay? Gu Xiangyu felt the other party's temper, this guy is a stupid donkey, this IQ is really worried about him when he comes out to be a killer!

"Well, this operation failed anyway, let's talk about it next time." Yang Yi said nervously.

Gu Xiangyu wanted to laugh when he heard this, even if this guy had this heart, he didn't need to say it, right? Aren't you afraid to cut the grass and eradicate it now? It's so speechless.

Gu Xiangyu unveiled the talisman, took Yang Yi to the small restaurant next to him, ordered three side dishes and two bottles of beer, and asked for a pound of dumplings per person, which made the restaurant owner confused for a while, and quickly asked the other party how many people there were, and when Gu Xiangyu said that there were only two of them, the boss was even more surprised.

"Young man, you have such a big appetite, I couldn't compare to you when I was young!" The boss thought that the main force eating these meals was Yang Yi, so he immediately praised the other party's big appetite, and now there are few young people who can eat more than a pound of dumplings.

At this time, Yang Yi had already removed the wig on his head and the fake skin on his face, and he still looked quite handsome.

"Hey, Yang Yi, you don't look old, huh? He looks a few years younger than his actual age. Gu Xiangyu said with a smile.

"Really? People say that I am old-looking, and Xiao Liu, who is in the same group, always says that I have rough skin, and the boss has given him the work of some beautiful escorts, and I have never received a good job! Yang Yi was indignant, like a jealous young woman.

Gu Xiangyu's goosebumps rose, how could a big man suddenly become so motherly!

Gu Xiangyu coughed dryly, and then said, "That, do you usually have any other tasks besides assassination?" ”

"Of course there is, since someone has issued an assassination mission, someone must have issued a protection mission, and I have never taken over the task of protection, so I have the title of Dark Death." Yang Yi said unbalancedly in his heart.

Gu Xiangyu couldn't help but snicker, it turned out that this is how his title came from, and he thought that the other party was so powerful.

"Don't mention our organization, it's a fire in the belly when you mention it, and I don't want to do it for a long time! Let's talk about something else. Yang Yi was eating vegetables and sipping beer at the same time, like an uncle.

Gu Xiangyu really convinced him, this guy really bothered to get home, why did he come here to eat without talking about the things they organized, he really thought he was having a treat?

"What's that, let's not mention it, let's talk about me, how many assassins do you think I will encounter next?" Gu Xiangyu asked patiently.

Yang Yi was eating it fragrantly, and said excitedly: "Taste it, this dish tastes really good!" ”

After Yang Yi finished speaking, he took a large number of chopsticks and put it in his mouth, chewed it for a long time before swallowing it beautifully and said: "Actually, you don't have to worry, even if there is a killer, it will not be wrong to take you, because I, a killer genius, have been defeated by you, and others will definitely be even worse, our organization is the top three killer organizations in the country, and I am in the top ten in our organization, so you can generally settle down." ”

Yang Yi didn't care about his own safety at all, and he said it quite easily, as if he was really great in the killer world, but in fact, Yang Yi didn't have any sense of danger at all, otherwise how could he eat at the same table with Gu Xiangyu?

Gu Xiangyu is dead-hearted, the other party is a useless foodie, and he is still in the top ten in the organization with his kind of goods, it's just a joke! It seems that China's killer organization is indeed not very good.

"Little brother, the dumplings are cooked, do you need to divide them into two parts with you and eat them first? The next pound of dumplings will be good immediately! At this time, the boss came over with a large plate of dumplings.

Yang Yi was dumbfounded when he saw so many dumplings, and asked weakly, "How much is this?" ”

When the boss heard this, he immediately said: "One pound is enough, only a little more!" ”

The boss thought that the other party was too small, so he hurriedly stepped forward to explain, but he didn't know that Yang Yi was full now, not to mention a pound of dumplings, even if he drank beer, he would have a good stomach.

"It's okay boss, I know that you have genuine goods here, bring two more bottles of beer, and hurry up with the remaining pound of dumplings."

Gu Xiangyu broke away from the boss and continued to ask Yang Yi: "Is there any way to cancel the list of missions that assassinated me?" Otherwise, it's not a problem to be stared at all day. ”

"There's no way to cancel this unless you find the person who posted the task and ask them to cancel it on their own initiative." Yang Yi couldn't help but put another chopstick dish in his mouth, but he couldn't swallow it after chewing for a long time, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

Gu Xiangyu couldn't stand it anymore, so he said patiently; "I said Yang Yi, if you really can't eat it, don't eat it, if you hold on, it will be troublesome, isn't the usual food in your organization very bad?"

"Huh? How do you know? Don't mention it, the cooking skills of the old king in the back kitchen are too poor, and every time he cooks the food, it is not as delicious as pig feed, but the boss says that this can hone a person's will, and to be a killer, you should endure what others can't bear, otherwise you can't achieve a first-class killer! ”

Yang Yi's stomach was full of complaints, and it seemed that he was quite dissatisfied with his organization.

"Aren't you rich as killers? You should be rich enough to complete so many tasks, right? It stands to reason that you should be used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas? Gu Xiangyu then followed the other party's words.

"There's a fart money, we are all dead wages from the boss, the commission is a little higher at most, a maximum of 1,000 yuan when you don't live for a month, and you can only get half of the dividends if you complete the gold medal task, don't even think about the rest, not even basic benefits!" Yang Yi was full of anger in his stomach, and his heart was quite unhappy.

Gu Xiangyu felt that it was not that there was a problem with the other party's organization, but that Yang Yi had a problem with his brain, and he was going to kill people now, not to kill pigs! Who will do it with a guarantee of 1,000 yuan, I'm afraid only a person with a mind like Yang Yi will do it.

"We can't do anything there, except for food and housing, there is no advantage, you have to pay out of your own pocket to do the task, only after the completion of the commission, like this assassination If you succeed, I will have 50 million in the account, but unfortunately it didn't work, but I lost hundreds of yuan in fare, it's really unlucky!" Yang Yi was very distressed, but he didn't know that this was already the best result, and it was already very good if he didn't lose his life.

"Brother, you are real! Your organization didn't reuse you, they looked away, talents like you are rare in a hundred years, if you want, just follow me! ”

Gu Xiangyu suddenly had the idea of digging the foot of the wall, although the other party was stupid and had no heart, but his assassination kung fu was not covered, at least he was a master, if he was asked to go back to help him cultivate some assassin killers, it was probably feasible.

Yang Yi was stunned for a moment when he heard Gu Xiangyu's words, and then shook his head and said, "No, my pots and pans are still in the organization, if I mess with you, how can I go back and get them?" ”

Yang Yi's thinking mode is very different from that of normal people, and Gu Xiangyu doesn't know whether the other party is shrewd or stupid.

"I know that my brother is a nostalgic person, and you can't bear to follow you for so many years, but many things are not the best of both worlds, if you really can't let go of them, you can buy some of the same belongings as before, and I will pay for you with all the money."

Yang Yi was overjoyed when he heard this, and nodded happily in agreement: "That's great!" How much do you pay me? It's too low, I don't want to do it, at least I have to take care of food and housing, and add a guarantee of 1,000 yuan, no less! ”

"Don't worry, you will definitely be satisfied, 10,000 per month for food and housing, and you can add it if you are too little." Gu Xiangyu said quite arrogantly, which made Yang Yi very happy.

"The two of you have been waiting for a long time, this catty of dumplings is also cooked, you two enjoy it slowly." At this time, the boss brought a large plate of dumplings, and the table was already full.

"Boss Gu, how can we eat so many dumplings? Why don't you pack it for a supper? Yang Yi showed a pity look, he was used to being thrifty, he couldn't see others being extravagant and wasteful, and when he looked at Gu Xiangyu's appearance, he knew that she was a wealthy lady, and she was so generous, and the table of dishes he ordered was enough for him to eat for a day.

"Don't worry, I'll get them done in minutes."

Gu Xiangyu rolled up her sleeves, picked up the chopsticks and ate them, one dumpling at a time, and the two catties of dumplings were eaten by her after a while.

Gu Xiangyu pursed his lips and said unsatisfactorily: "This mutton dumpling is really good, it is real mutton, more flavorful than pork and green onions, boss, another pound of beef filling!" ”

Yang Yi, who had already seen the stupidity, was hit again, this is no longer the category of female men, this is simply a female god of food! Why is this appetite so big? Following a boss with such a big appetite must be very promising!

After the boss came over, he was about to praise Yang Yi for his big appetite, but he saw Gu Xiangyu sitting there picking his teeth with relish, and there were two huge plates stacked in front of the other party, which were obviously eaten by this girl.

The boss secretly spoke, and without saying a word, he hurriedly ordered the kitchen to come up with another catty.

Gu Xiangyu lifted the beer bottle and drank it all, looking very refreshing, which made Yang Yi swallow and spit.

Coming out of the small restaurant, Gu Xiangyu passed a little brother behind him, and Yang Yi followed obediently, he was frightened by the domineering of his female president.

"Yang Yang, where do you say we should go shopping? By the way, you're not familiar with this place either, why don't we go to the park? ”

Gu Xiangyu was in a very comfortable mood after being full of wine and food, and after a while, he changed several titles with Yang Yi, and the woman's mood was really elusive!

Not long after entering the park, Gu Xiangyu met an acquaintance in front of him.

There is a little couple in the pavilion in the park, looking at their concubines, they are really envious of others, Gu Xiangyu has long seen that this girl is Chen Miao, but the man next to her is not Ouyang Yi, which makes Gu Xiangyu a little puzzled, I haven't seen her for a few days, this little lady has changed another boat!

Gu Xiangyu was lazy to greet Chen Miao, although they were classmates, they were still hostile relations, Gu Xiangyu had more than one thing, so he could simply take a detour. (To be continued.) )