Chapter 733: Yue Lao

readx;?“ I can't get in...... "Yang Bin didn't know what to say. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Man, is there anything sadder than taking off a woman's pants and then not being able to get in?

"So...... I've always masturbated by myself, and it's okay to say it's a child, right?" Xiao Wen then asked Yang Bin with a depressed expression.

"Brother, it's time to exercise more to lose weight! Drink less in the future, your problem is probably caused by obesity. Yang Bin and Xiao Wen talked for a while.

He helped him treat his illness, but only cured him temporarily, if he didn't change his living habits, it was estimated that it would not be long before he would help him treat his three highs and heart disease again.

"What's so special?" Xiao Wen just opened a bottle of Coke and poured it into his stomach, and after replying to Yang Bin, he poured the remaining half bottle of Goodu into his stomach.

"It's hopeless." Yang Bin shook his head.

"By the way, those gynecological examination videos you gave me last time are so exciting, so much so that I always mastur......bate day and night" Xiao Wen remembered something, and laughed at Yang Binyin.

"I'll go! What did you do to give you that website so that he could help investigate the case?" Yang Bin was speechless.

"Don't be serious, man!" Xiao Wen pursed his lips with a disapproving expression.

Yang Bin shook his head again, didn't say anything, and concentrated on the game.

"Brother, after playing the game, call a few girls to play together, right? Otherwise, how can you spend all this money?" While playing the game, Xiao Wen began to think about something else.

The reason why otaku stay at home and play games is because of poverty. So life is boring, with money. Life is naturally colorful, and I will no longer stay at home and play games.

Money is like a door that makes you no longer rush for life, gives you freedom, opens up the world you have never been exposed to, and makes you tasteful, educated, and like a gentleman. That's why the rich always accuse the poor of being garbage, uneducated, and so on, which is also nonsense.

A beggar in his right mind, you give him endless money. He became a gentleman, a gentleman, deprived him of all his possessions, and in a few days he was unkempt and no different from a beggar.

People in the world are chasing money, rushing for money, and even toiling all their lives. But people with high morals always accuse this kind of behavior, just like accusing men and women of having sex~love is dirty.

The problem is that in today's society, it is very realistic, you have no place to live, no car to drive, no food to eat, you can't afford to buy clothes and shoes, and you can't find a girlfriend. Although the moral monarchs who do not worry about eating and drinking have repeatedly pointed out that money is not omnipotent, and people cannot be mercenary, the reality of Huaxia is that money is indeed omnipotent, and an infinite amount of money can almost solve more than 99.99% of the things in this world.

The rest can't be solved. Probably death. But then again, in the absence of accidents. Having money can ensure that you can be treated in time if you get sick, and there is still money left over for health preservation, which can at least allow a person to live to the fullest.

Huaxia's education and morality are to make people not look at money for everything, but the real world is constantly slapping this noble morality in the face, and it has beaten the moral monarchs with blood all over their faces.

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"You're still playing games, huh? It's almost seven o'clock, have you eaten?" Jiang Yueqing came back from outside, and her whole person was completely new.

In addition to changing all her clothes, she also put on makeup, hair, beauty and nails, and it was almost seven o'clock in the evening when she was busy with all this, and she didn't see the two of them calling her, so she took a taxi to find here, and found that the two of them were still playing games.

"Seven o'clock?" Yang Bin subconsciously looked at the time, and it was really seven o'clock.

Playing computer games was a waste of time, and it felt like I had only been playing for a while, and I ended up going in five or six hours.

"Let's have dinner together, then." Jiang Yueqing heard that the two had not eaten, so she invited.

Today's life is like a dream for her, there is a feeling that her feet are not on the ground, especially the money that cannot be spent, so that she is extremely excited about shopping and beauty consumption, and she is always a little inexplicably frightened, as if she is afraid that everything will be empty after waking up from a dream.

"Where do you want to eat?" Yang Bin asked the two.

"It's cool, barbecue has come out recently, let's go eat barbecue." Jiang Yueqing mentioned it to Yang Bin.

"What about you?" Yang Bin confirmed with Xiao Wen.

"Whatever." Chauvin didn't care.

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"This kind of casual ordering and eating feels so good, I used to like to eat, but I can only order one or two skewers, and I feel too luxurious and wasteful when I order more, haha...... If I eat like this, I'll get fat. After eating the barbecue, Jiang Yueqing looked at the table full of unfinished things, and said to Yang Bin with a smile.

"What are you afraid of when you get fat? Like me? Isn't that good?" Xiao Wen was a little dissatisfied with Jiang Yueqing's disdain for fat people.

"If I look like you, you're going to kill yourself." Jiang Yueqing glanced at Xiao Fatzi and replied to him.

"Holy! You're a dead girl, don't you?" Xiao Wen glanced at Jiang Yueqing.

"You owe a beating!" Jiang Yueqing stood up, reached out and punched Xiao Wen twice in the back, and then hid behind Yang Bin's back.

"You dare to hit me? See if I don't beat you up! Xiao Wen also stood up and tried to chase Jiang Yueqing, but his body was not flexible enough to reach Jiang Yueqing at all.

"You two are flirting? Alright, alright! Don't make any noise! Yang Bin pushed them back to their seats one by one.

"You fat boy!"

"You little a**!"

The two sat down and began to curse each other.

In the past, when they were in high school, Xiao Wen and Jiang Yueqing were at the front and back tables, and they belonged to the kind that couldn't be more familiar, so they had no scruples about scolding each other.

"Uh...... I think you two are a good fit, and you're still single, right? Why don't you make a pair? When you get married, I'll give you a big red envelope. Yang Bin heard the two scolding, but he had a red line to draw.

"Holy! Brothers? You don't have such a trick, do you? Looking for her? The women in this world haven't died yet, have they?" When Xiao Wen heard Yang Bin's words, he almost jumped up.

"Binbin? Do you have a grudge against me? Let me be with this piece of fat all day long, and you want to get tired of me? Do you know how I got through my three years of high school?" Jiang Yueqing also had an extremely surprised expression.

"Count! When I didn't say anything. Yang Bin had no choice but to raise his hand to surrender, it seems that Yue Lao's errand is not something that anyone can do, first of all, others must have something to do, right? These two are really together, and it's strange that they don't fight every day.

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"Don't play at night, right? Let's go shopping, right?" Jiang Yueqing mentioned it to the two, and she really wanted to be with them now...... Of course, they want to be with Yang Bin more, but as soon as they start the game, there is nothing to do with her, and it is difficult to interject a sentence.

This is probably the reason why women hate games, because games rob their boyfriends and husbands, making them feel that once they enter the game, they are like outsiders and are not taken seriously, which is absolutely intolerable.

"I don't play games at night." Xiao Wen replied to Jiang Yueqing.

"Really?" Jiang Yueqing looked very happy.

"But I can't go shopping with you, my brother Yang and I still have important things to do." Xiao Wen said to Jiang Yueqing very solemnly.

"What's the matter? Shall I come with you?" Jiang Yueqing looked a little disappointed, but still asked Xiao Wen.

"I can't take you with me." Chauvin shook his head.

"Why?" Jiang Yueqing's expression was very dissatisfied.

"He and I are going to find Miss Shuangshuang, can you accompany me? Do you think that kind of honesty is suitable for you to sit on the sidelines?" Xiao Wen simply said it directly to Jiang Yueqing.

"I'm ......" Yang Bin scolded in a low voice, and said this in front of his high school female classmates?

"You're nasty!" Jiang Yueqing looked at Xiao Wen with a look of disdain.

"Men love women, it's a normal thing, I'm nasty? Can you tell me this to Brother Yang?" Xiao Wen looked at Jiang Yueqing unconvinced.

Jiang Yueqing glanced at Yang Bin, estimating that Xiao Wen was telling the truth, she was indeed not easy to follow, and her expression was slightly disappointed.

"Let's go, leave this crazy woman alone." Xiao Wen pulled Yang Bin and prepared to leave.

"Hey!" Jiang Yueqing shouted to the two of them, and hesitated for a moment before speaking: "When will you two be busy?"

"You don't care, what are you going to do! Why do you think I'm finally coming back and finding you?" Chauvin regretted and was bored.

"If you don't look for me, you'll die on the street today.9 I took you to the hospital!" Jiang Yueqing became more and more dissatisfied with Xiao Wen.

"Am I dead? Am I not living well?" Xiao Wen turned around and threw Jiang Yueqing a sentence, reached out on the side of the road to stop a taxi, and after pushing Yang Bin in, he also got in.

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"Are you really looking for Miss?" After sitting in the car, Yang Bin asked Xiao Wen.

"Why don't you look for money if you have it?" Xiao Wen asked Yang Bin rhetorically.

"Aren't you bad at that?" Yang Bin smiled.

"Then let them use their hands and mouths, it's better than my own, right?" Chauvin had a sad expression.

"I'll use qigong to help you straighten it out, and see if I can restore your function to normal." After thinking about it, Yang Bin decided to help Xiao Wen.

Throughout his high school years, he was basically with this heartless dead fat man, Yang Bin's family rarely went back in the town, Xiao Wen's family was in the county seat, if he brought good food from home, he would inevitably give half to Yang Bin; When it was cold in winter, seeing that Yang Bin was wearing less, he would bring clothes from home for him to wear.

At that time, the relationship between the two was so good that in the dialect of Yunfeng City, they were brothers who wore the same pair of pants.

Yang Bin can't forget this love, if he can help Xiao Wen, of course he will do his best to help him.

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