Chapter 0427: Your Mother Is My Aunt
Everyone, today is 6 watches, everyone is here to smash the ticket, our book is a small envelope, and we can't let others look at it! We also learn from others, how good it is for Liu to be an upright person
How could the man have expected things to develop into this ending in the end, covering his face with one hand and his ass with the other, and said crookedly: "Cousin, that ** I really haven't been on it, besides, my mother is your aunt, you, how can you top her old man's chrysanthemum?" ”
"Lao Tzu Ding"
Shi Biao's face changed a few times, and he finally swallowed his words back, yes, it's also my aunt, how can I say that it's top, but it's not okay to offend the "master", Shi Biao still gritted his teeth and gave his cousin a slap in the face, "Get out!" ”.
The poor baby ran away with her tail between her legs, and before going out, she didn't forget to leave a sentence: "I told your mother that you want to top her sister." ”
"Poof"
Master Wang was sitting there drinking tea, but he didn't expect the goods to come out like this, and he couldn't help but squirt out all the water in his mouth.
"Go on, you go on."
People of Master Wang's age are very face-saving, and when everyone saw their embarrassed appearance, they couldn't help but blush, and looked at Liu Yuhao embarrassedly for a long time before holding back a few words.
Shi Biao was also very happy, and in less than five minutes, he and the young man in the store finished the delivery of the bronze mirror and 80,000 yuan, and then immediately stood beside Liu Yuhao in a regular manner and waited for the "master" to guide him.
Liu Yuhao saw all this, nodded with satisfaction and said: "Well, Mr. Shi, this university" Originally, Liu Yuhao was going to talk about himself, but he was a little confused by Shi Biao's stirring just now, and he blurted out that he wanted to talk about this master, but fortunately he couldn't hold back in time so that he didn't cause any jokes.
After coughing, Liu Yuhao continued: "Ahem, I am also an upright person, I can't rub sand in my eyes, since Mr. Shi is so sincere, I can still teach you how to avoid trouble." ”
"Thank you, Master, thank you, Master"
Shi Biao's waist was bent at ninety degrees, and he was still working hard, and it was thanks to him that he could make such a difficult action, you must know that this Shi Biao's body shape was no worse than Qin Weixian's big fat man.
Liu Yuhao smiled secretly in his heart, and beckoned to the young man after his prank, the young man was very clever and clever, and he was not flustered when he saw Liu Yuhao shouting, and he smiled shyly after walking to Liu Yuhao's side.
"You do this, do this" Liu Yuhao whispered a few words in the young man's ear, and then sat upright and drank tea like no one else, without any expression on his face.
The young man was obviously stunned at first when he heard Liu Yuhao's words, but then he smiled slyly and quickly ran to the small room behind the collection.
Shi Biao looked at Liu Yuhao with blank eyes and didn't dare to disturb him, but judging from the little guy's movements and expressions, what Liu Yuhao said to him must have something to do with him, thinking that this master had a way to help him, Shi Biao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but on the surface, he still looked respectful and didn't dare to change at all.
After a while, the young man ran out again, handed a small object to Liu Yuhao and said, "Mr. Liu, this is the last one, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find it in the future." That expression, hey, as reluctant as you want, Liu Yuhao almost thought that the young man was telling the truth.
Shi Biao nodded gratefully at the young man, obviously wanting to stretch his neck to see what the young man brought to Liu Yuhao, but he didn't dare to make too big a move, so he had to crook his mouth and squint his eyes and secretly aim.
"What are you looking at?" Liu Yuhao glanced at Shi Biao angrily.
That Shi Biao was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his gaze and stood there honestly, looking at his nose and nose, and he couldn't think about anything anymore, just kidding, if he offended the master's own life, he would dare.
"Come here." Liu Yuhao didn't raise his eyelids, but he just rubbed the object in his hand with a cherished face, "This is what the great monk of Wutai Mountain left me, but it's a pity that there is only this one left and I want to give it to you, hey!" ”
Shi Biao couldn't help but be ecstatic when he heard Liu Yuhao's words, he was saved, and Shi Biao at this time couldn't wait to snatch the object in Liu Yuhao's hand immediately, but it was just his intention, and his face still behaved like a lake.
Ahem, Liu Yuhao saw that he had said everything about this, but Shi Biao still didn't say anything at all, and he couldn't help but be angry, and the evil was born from his heart, "Shi Biao", this gentleman and the two words were also saved.
"These five emperor coins can ward off evil and evil spirits. Put the Five Emperor Coins in the threshold, which can block sharp angle shots, flying blades, guns, anti-bows, and openings; Put it on your body to ward off evil spirits and not be harassed by evil spirits, or wrap it in a red packet, or wear it with a rope and hang it around your neck, which can increase your luck. ”
"Color" Liu Yuhao glanced at the thick and long pig chain around Shi Biao's neck and said, "You can use the color of God, do you understand?" ”
"Yes, I know!" Shi Biao dared to say that he didn't understand.
"These five emperor coins are things to ward off evil spirits, they can't be given, they can only be invited, do you understand what I mean?"
In fact, avoiding evil can attract good luck, and eliminating evil can be lucky. Through the magic vessels of the ancient coins of the Five Emperors, a natural and tranquil situation is created, step by step, guiding people to return to the natural mind, maintain the spirit, and achieve as Confucius said, "knowing fate makes life". So Liu Yuhao is not all fooling Shi Biao, after all, what he said is also very reasonable.
"Please? Oh, I will respectfully invite it back as the master instructed. Shi Biao was stunned for a moment and then nodded and said.
"Why are you so stupid?" Liu Yuhao couldn't help it, and said, "The so-called please is to take that." As he spoke, Liu Yuhao didn't forget to rub his thumb on his index and middle fingers twice.
"Hey, don't you just want money, I have" Shi Biao is a businessman, how can he not know what Liu Yuhao's action is for, and he will be proud without paying attention.
Speaking of money, Shi Biao has really saved a little over the years, and he still doesn't care about hundreds of thousands, but his complacency immediately ushered in a cold snort from Liu Yuhao, Shi Biao was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth when he saw it, and whispered aggrievedly: "I don't know how much the master wants me to ask for the five emperor money to ask me back?" ”
Liu Yuhao stroked the Five Emperor Money in his hand, shook his head lightly, and stretched out two fingers, in fact, to put it bluntly, the so-called Five Emperor Money refers to the copper coins of the five emperors of Shunzhi, Kangxi, Yongzheng, Qianlong, and Jiaqing in the Qing Dynasty.
Shi Biao also saw clearly what Liu Yuhao was holding in his hand, but due to preconceived reasons, it was no longer possible for Shi Biao to treat the copper coin in Liu Yuhao's hand as an ordinary thing outside, and gritted his teeth and said tentatively: "Eight hundred, no?" ”
Liu Yuhao frowned and sighed in his heart, this product is too unpopular, I knew that I would drive him out just now, but there will be no money to make when I drive him out, so forget it, and finally leave him for a while to see the situation.
But sometimes the words are unclear, and classmate Liu can't always spend time with Shi Biao here, so Liu Yuhao can only say: "Eh, forget it, I see that there is still a relationship between you and me, I'll be a good person once, and I will let you please go back if you take eight million of the five emperor money." ”
"Eight million?"
Shi Biao suddenly stood there as if he had been killed by thunder, and his mouth was speechless anymore, mother, this is much more profitable than Lao Tzu selling a house, a house is at most two or three times the profit, and a copper coin of a master is afraid that there will be two or three million times the profit.
Hey, people are more popular than people, Shi Biao regrets it, why didn't he go out of the house to get a monk or a Taoist priest or something, at least now he can take a copper coin and live happily everywhere, that is much more comfortable than facing a large group of officials with fat brains all day long.
"Expensive, huh? That's too expensive, forget it, when I didn't say it, anyway, I'm an upright person, and I will still go to the funeral home to mourn you if you have anything to do in the future, Mr. Shi. ”
"Ah, no, no, no, I know that the Dharma Instrument is to be sincere, eight million I please, I please"
Shi Biao wants to cry without tears, he has nothing to do and is full of food to buy what kind of bronze mirror in this Pan Jiayuan, this is good, eight million is gone, buddy is wronged.
"Okay, then you can ask for this magic weapon if you give the money."
Liu Yuhao's heart was so full that he almost laughed, he just wanted to shout a price and wait for Shi Biao to sit on the ground and pay back, but he didn't expect Shi Biao to agree, hehe, it's better to be upright.
For people like Shi Biao who develop real estate, Liu Yuhao has never been polite, anyway, the money he earns is used to donate to the children who are waiting to go to school, isn't Zhou Xi the best example? When did Liu Yuhao give him a good face.
Among the people present, the most surprised by the scene in front of them were none other than the two young men who had just come back from outside, obediently, look at how awesome Mr. Liu is, a big money can earn millions, if those money are piled up, don't pave every corner of this Guangzang Pavilion?
The young man swallowed a mouthful of saliva and secretly felt ruthless in his heart, "In the future, I will also be a bull like Mr. Liu, and I will sell a lot of money all over the world, yes, I will sell eight million for my mother!" ”
Receiving the cash check for eight million handed over by Shi Biao, Liu Yuhao glanced at it lightly and scolded in his heart: "Lao Tzu is on top of you, how much blood did these house sellers drink?" dared to use a bearer check from a Swiss bank, it seems that he should have asked for 80 million. Eighty million is not too expensive to buy a life, right? That's because my buddy is too upright. ”
But after the money is paid, what else can Liu Yuhao say, he can only slander it, and he has to remove the black smoke and evil qi in his body for Shi Biao, as the old saying goes, taking people's money and eliminating disasters with people, only taking money and not doing things is not something that an upright person like Liu did. (1st Update)