The bald man's house went to the house at nine o'clock in the evening on the second day of the Lunar New Year of the Yuan Yuan Dynasty. Chenyang happened to be there. After Yuan Yuan went, he put some money on the bald man's parents, chatted with Chenyang for a while, and the two of them went to the cemetery, and had a drink next to the tombstone of the bald man and the orangutan, the tombstone was cleaned very cleanly, and there was a new China in front of the tombstone, as well as the three-star Jin Liufu, and food. There are both in front of the tombstones of the bald man and the orangutan, and in front of the orangutan, there are also several SEX discs. Chenyang said that it should all be made by Xiao Chao. I didn't open my mouth.

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, I was going to spend a day at home with my parents, but something very unexpected happened to me, at noon, everyone was eating together, chatting, and someone knocked on the door.

My father was a little surprised, "On the third day of the Lunar New Year, who came here in the morning?"

"Open the door, who do you care?" My mom said, "It's a guest anyway." During the Chinese New Year, it is normal for relatives and friends to visit the door. ”

"Then it should also come on the first day of the new year." My dad said as he stood up, and we didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to chat, and the door opened, and then my dad suddenly stopped talking. I was a little confused, holding a bowl in my left hand, holding chopsticks in my right hand, and there was a large piece of meat on the chopsticks, I saw the person at the door, my first reaction was, who is she, and then take a closer look, the second reaction, almost dropped the bowl and chopsticks in my hand to the ground, and subconsciously stood up, with a look of disbelief "Oh my God, why are you here!" ”

Before my father could speak, he heard me, and he calmly opened the door. Then he shook his head helplessly and sighed.

An unusually crisp and gentle voice sounded: "Uncle and aunt, happy New Year." With Zhao Xiaomeng in both hands, he carried a bunch of things and put them at the door of the house, "Uncle, there are a lot of things below, can you help take them together." ”

My dad paused for a moment, "Ah." Ahh Quickly smiled, "Come, come, you sit from home, I'll go, I'll go." ”

"Don't, uncle, I'll go with you." Zhao Xiaomeng tied up her hair, black leather boots, gray woolen sweater, and a brown peeling coat on the outside. actually brought a pair of glasses, which looked abnormal. After speaking, he smiled at me fiercely and gently, "Wang Yue, come down and help together." ”

I said "yes, yes." ”

My father followed Zhao Xiaomeng in front, and I haven't gone out yet.

My mom whispered on the side, "Stop." ”

I turned my head and saw that my mother's face was very bad, first at Shen Lin, then at Lin Ran, and then at the door, "What is the origin of this woman?" Oh my God, what the hell are you doing from the outside? ”

As soon as I heard it, I knew that my mother must have misunderstood me, so I quickly shook my head and explained, "Mom, Mom, you are quiet, quiet, listen to me, okay?" ”

"I listen to what you say I. How can I still find it? Then my mother stood up and looked at Lin Ran and Shen Lin, "Can you have such a man?" ”

Lin Ran was also a little puzzled, "How could she find it." ”

Shen Linpi snorted coldly without smiling, "It turns out that you know, did the stupid six do something sorry for others again, and they came to me again." ”

Lin Ran listened to Shen Lin's words, looked at the direction of the door, and said lightly, "I don't know if he can do it or not, but according to the normal situation and analysis, this woman should be Qin Xuan's." ”

I hurriedly stretched out my hand, "Yes, yes, Mom, Shen Lin, you see, this woman has nothing to do with me, it's a brother of mine." ”

"Your brother's woman brought so many things to see you for the New Year?" My mom looked at me fiercely.

"It turns out that you don't even let go of your brother's woman now." Shen Lin followed and spoke.

"Bastard, I must tell Qin Xuan." Even Lin Ran began to bite his lip and speak.

I shook my head vigorously, "It's really not, it's really not, I don't know why, or I'll let her explain it to you later." ”

"Alright." My mom stretched out her hand and pointed at me, as if she was very angry. The corners of his mouth slid for a long time, and he didn't know what to say. Finally, he said "hey", reached out and patted his thigh, and sat down again.

"No, no, Mom, don't be angry, it's really not what you imagined, Shen Lin, and Lin Ran, don't make trouble, my Wang Yue has been a gentleman for so many years, can you do such a thing?"

Shen Lin's mouth opened the boss: "You? You? Still open? You're a shameless person. ”

"How do you talk?"

"I don't know if that's the kind of person, but I know you're doing such a thing. It's not a good one" Lin Ran didn't care if my mother was there or not, the voice was not loud, and it could be heard around.

"He's such a person, you don't have to explain, just watch, the show is behind."

I spread my hands out, "This is clear, you don't believe me anymore." ”

Several people nodded together and said in unison, "Hmm." ”

I reluctantly stretched out my finger to a few of them, and finally, I sighed, "I will defend my reputation with practical actions."

I walked to the door, turned my head, and looked at a few people looking at me, all of them looked unbelieving, I just wanted to open my mouth to explain something, but then I remembered, and explained to them, which was equivalent to explaining in vain, I sighed, "My reputation, all, is so ruined for you." A few people ignored me.

I was about to go downstairs when I saw my dad panting and coming up with two boxes of things, "Pick me up, pick me up." ”

I walked over to my dad and took the box, "Is there anything else, can I still use it?" ”

"Anything else?" My dad stretched out his hand and pointed down, "There's a lot down there, hurry up and move with me." Then he put his mouth to my ear, "I said, boy, there are so many women, are you waiting?" ”

"Go, go, go, what do you say." I turned around and put the box in the house, followed my dad and went down again, in the corridor, my dad rubbed his waist, "This woman is from the Northeast." ”

"Ah, yes."

"Listen to the accent like that. Bring so many things, even meat, rice, noodles, eggs, seafood, etc., fuck. It's really thoughtful, and it's just a little girl, driving the big Mercedes below. It's a tiger. This is the New Year's Eve

"You're right, this is a tiger girl, damn it, kill me."

As soon as my father heard it, "I knew that you must have done something sorry for others." ”

"I really don't." I was a little depressed, "I said that this tiger girl hurt me, and I was misunderstood by everyone." ”

"Oh, then why did she come to our house if she had nothing to do, she still brought so many things, it was Moutai and Chinese, this time I have a good mouth, the New Year's Eve, three daughters-in-law came."

"Don't talk nonsense. Just Lin Ran. ”

My dad smiled, "Okay, okay, you don't have to explain it to me." It's all tears. If it were me, your grandfather would dare to shoot me out of the iron kettle when he was a soldier, and you would have met such an enlightened father as me. Then my father smiled very treacherously, and rubbed his hands, with a somewhat obscene expression, "So many good cigarettes and good wines, enough for me to enjoy for a while" Then he turned his head and said to me, "You give me less cigarettes in the future, Lin Ran told me about you in the hospital, so, I will confiscate those cigarettes in your car, child, smoking is harmful to health." ”

"No, no, you."

"What are you?" My dad kicked me, "Go, carry things for Lao Tzu." ”

My dad and I went downstairs again, and saw Zhao Xiaomeng leaning against a Mercedes-Benz RV that I hadn't seen and I didn't know what model it was JB, and he was lifting things down. There are six or seven boxes of stuff on the floor, which I can't even fit in my house.

I walked to Zhao Xiaomeng's side and looked at the things in this place, "I said that eldest sister, your house is flooded, do you flee or move?"

"You're talented." Zhao Xiaomeng covered her mouth halfway through speaking, and then smiled at my father, "Uncle, you see him talking, it's really ugly." ”

My dad shook his head, "Scold him." Then he took two boxes and didn't know what they contained, so he went upstairs, laughing, and didn't care about me.

I watched my father go up, and I said to Zhao Xiaomeng, "Sister, how do you know where my house is, why are you here." ”

Zhao Xiaomeng saw my father go upstairs, and the fierce appearance was about to leak, so he took off the glasses, crossed his hands on his waist, and walked in front of me in a few steps, and reached out and grabbed the collar of my clothes, "Bastard." I'm uncle. ”

"Stop, stop." I hurriedly stretched out my hand and pushed Zhao Xiaomeng away, "I said, eldest sister, you have something wrong, right, I provoked you, provoked you, and me." As I spoke, I stepped back, and Zhao Xiaomeng walked in front of me and cut directly to the topic, "Where is Qin Xuan's shitty king." ”

As soon as I heard it, "Fuck, how did you find Qin Xuan's house, he can be in our house." ”

"Where you hid it for him, just tell me."

"Fart, can I hide it. I don't really know where. ”

"You still haven't told me, have you?" Zhao Xiaomeng was in a hurry, and pulled up her sleeves, "Today, my mother doesn't give you my life, and my mother will have your surname in the future." ”

"Fuck, big sister, don't you be so tigery."

Zhao Xiaomeng didn't care about me at all, her sleeves were rolled up, and she first showed her nails that had been trimmed and cut out of order, "These 500 yuan nail art are all prepared for you." After finishing speaking, he was about to pounce on me, so I quickly dodged two steps to the side, ", five hundred yuan for a beautiful nail." Lao Tzu will not mix with society in the future, learn nail art and become your personal nail technician. Exercise. ”

"Fuck, come over to me." Zhao Xiaomeng waved his palm, just like an old goblin, without saying a word, he slapped at me in a hurry, I saw that this couldn't be explained, I hurriedly didn't say a word, just ran to the side, Zhao Xiaomeng stretched out his hand and pointed at me, and his voice was not loud, "**Uncle, stop his mother." "She's wearing high heels, and it's really hard to catch up with me. The two of us ran around their big RV twice, and Zhao Xiaomeng ran to the trunk, holding her glasses with one hand, and pointing at me with the other, panting, "You, you come over to me." ”

As soon as I heard "I'm crazy, I'm not going to go." ”

"Wang Yue, I'm not done with you!" Zhao Xiaomeng roared vigorously, the demeanor of the Northeast Tiger girl was fully displayed, in fact, the most depressed person was me, I recruited her to provoke her, she was looking for Qin Xuan, how could she find my house. Fuck me. What's the matter?