"Fortune-telling and appearance, feng shui is good, Mai is true, and Tong Su is not bullied."

On the bustling streets of Qingshan Town, Lin Fan held a fortune-telling banner in his left hand, and dangled a bell weakly in his right hand, occasionally shouting a few times at the crowded places.

The listlessness made the people around him retreat.

"If you go on like this, you're really going to starve to death," Lin Fan wiped the sweat from his forehead and complained hungrily

"I don't know which generation has passed down the rules, what do you say to look at the art of public opinion, when charging, you have to "charge more for the rich and noble, and charge less for the poor...... How many people dare to call it rich and noble? Which one of the eight townships in ten miles is not a farmer who is digging in the field? Brother Bad only accepted a bowl of porridge from someone yesterday! ”

"When will I be able to get to the capital?"

After walking a few more steps, he really couldn't walk, so Lin Fan had to find a shady place and rest.

"Let's go, Siwa's family invited a feng shui gentleman, I heard that it was from Beijing, but it's a god!"

"Nonsense, why did we come to the master of Jingli from Qingshan Town!"

"What's in Beijing, it's the son of Mrs. Zhao, who came back from Beijing to visit relatives!"

"Well, wow, I saw it yesterday, and I drove back a black car, but I was angry!"

"Look, isn't that the black car, wow, it's much better than the pig-pulling car on the pillar, let's take a look."

……

With a commotion around them, people rushed to the black Mercedes.

Lin Fan heard what people seemed to be talking about, and his curiosity arose, so he stood up and followed the crowd in that direction.

A Mercedes-Benz car was parked in front of a small farmhouse on the side of the street, and two big men who looked like bodyguards got out of the car first, then opened the front door, and respectfully greeted a slightly obese old man.

I saw that the old man was dressed in a gossip suit, with a Wudang bun on his head, his face was oily, his eyebrows were white, and he pretended to stroke his beard lightly while walking, full of the appearance of a charlatan under the overpass.

"Is that him? This person turned out to be a physiognomy too? ”

Lin Fan knew this old Taoist priest.

It turned out that yesterday when he was wandering the streets, he saw this Taoist priest scolding an old peasant woman on the street. Lin Fan couldn't look at it, so he persuaded him, and from this, he argued with the old Taoist for a few words, and Lin Fan almost made a move against the old Tao, thanks to the villagers who stopped him.

Later, I learned that the old man's name was Zao Wou-ki, and the scolded old woman was his own mother, who often beat and scolded the old mother for a little money, and was very stingy.

"Well-dressed, arrogant and arrogant, the Tao is not high," Lin Fan thought in his heart

And Zao Wou-Ki obviously saw Lin Fan in the crowd, his eye-catching fortune-telling banner was a living signboard, and he couldn't pay attention to it.

"Oh? It's this nosy poor boy again, this is really a narrow road. Zao Wou-Ki smiled contemptuously and said softly, "Take a good look, fake Taoist boy." ”

Not far in front of Zao Wou-ki, there was a peasant-like man, who had obviously never seen much of the world, standing in front of the door, wanting to greet Zao Wou-ki, but afraid of the burly bodyguard beside him, so he had to stand in front of the door at a loss.

Seeing the cowering appearance of the peasant man, Zao Wou-Ki chuckled again, walked up to the man with a high spirit, patted him on the shoulder, and said loudly with his nostrils facing the sky

"Siwa, what are you asking me to come over, you know how much waste oil my car has, and as soon as you step on the accelerator, the bag of food in your house will be gone."

The man whispered helplessly, "I didn't know that you were going to drive over, and it would be less than a mile from my old lady's house to here. ”

"Gotta get it, look at your bear-like look, and don't ask you for money." The old man waved his hand impatiently and said, "If you have something, just say, I will return to Beijing tomorrow, and I will delay tens of thousands of dollars a day."

"Ten thousands?" The man exclaimed, "I can't earn that much in ten years!" ”

The peasant man's dumbfounded appearance obviously greatly satisfied Zao Wou-ki's vanity, and he glanced triumphantly at the "nosy poor boy" in the crowd, and waved his hand modestly.

"It's nothing with hundreds of thousands, Siwa, what's going on in your family, let the old man teach you a lesson for free!"

The man swallowed his saliva, trusted the old man's feng shui skills a little more, and said what he asked for.

It turned out that it was this man's wife who wanted to divorce him.

It is said that divorce is a common thing, but in a place like Qingshan Town, which is closed to traffic, this is a very serious problem, and it will be ridiculed by neighbors for several years, and what makes the man even more helpless is that he has been divorced twice, this time for the third time.

The neighbors laughed at him behind his back, saying that he was a wreck and couldn't control his mother-in-law.

"I don't know what's going on, when my aunt hasn't passed the door, she has a good temper, and she has never blushed with anyone, but since she entered my house, she has quarreled with me every once in a while, no, now I'm going to get a divorce again. But I can't bear my mother-in-law, ten miles and eight towns belong to her long white, and her ass is big, and I still expect her to give me a son. ”

The last sentence caused another burst of laughter around.

The man ignored them and continued to say to Zao Wou-Ki

"I'm wondering if the feng shui of our house is not good, and it just so happens that your uncle is back to visit relatives, so give me a look."

Zao Wou-Ki is obviously not very interested in this kind of thing that has no oil and water to fish, but this man is a distant relative of his, and he is a villager in the village, so he still has to make a show.

"Smack" Zao Wou-Ki snapped his fingers and ordered the bodyguard behind him, "King Pete, hand me my feng shui plate." ”

When the bodyguard got the order, he took out a small black square plate from the car and handed it to Zao Wou-ki.

I saw Zao Wou-Ki holding a feng shui plate in his hand, his mouth kept chattering, his eyes looked at the house and looked into the distance, and the people around him were holding their breath, for fear of disturbing Zao Wou-ki.

As soon as the connoisseur stretched out his hand, he knew if there was one. From the beginning of Zao Wou-ki's fiddling with the feng shui plate, Lin Fan knew that this person was just a gangster who deceived his name and stole the world, and he was nothing more than a warlock who knew a little bit of "Zhou Yi".

For Lin Fan, who has won the essence of "Zhou Tian's Sixty-four Hexagrams", the level of this kind of Jianghu warlock is too far from his own.

Lin Fan participated in the study of Yi Li alone for ten years, and then studied Zhou Tian's hexagram every year until he understood all the sixty-four hexagrams. Rao is talented, coupled with the master's persuasion, it took nearly 20 years of hard work to barely become a teacher.

And looking at Zao Wou-ki's appearance, it seems that he has only read a few pages of "Zhou Yi", this kind of nonsense that is not much different from a liar really makes people not interested in the slightest, so he immediately packed up his things and prepared to leave.

But what Zao Wou-Ki said made Lin Fan stop leaving.

"The old man has already made a bamboo in his chest, four babies, don't worry, your mother-in-law will never divorce you again this time." Zhao Wuji glanced at Lin Fan proudly, and said with a sense of anticipation

"Your house is a broken water, just plant two trees behind your yard!"

Seeing that the Taoist priest had come to a conclusion, and the solution was very simple, the man was overjoyed at the moment, and he asked with a stupid smile

"Uncle, what do you mean by breaking water, is there a lack of water, hey, no, there is a large paddy field behind my yard, why is there a shortage of water?"

And Zao Wou-Ki seemed to want to show off in front of the villagers, especially in front of the "fake Taoist boy", so he shook his head and explained

"Non also, non also, the phase of breaking water is not a lack of water, you see this large paddy field behind their yard, bare at a glance, without any obstruction, this is no entangled in feng shui, and the back of this yard is just the north, the north main water, this is the phase of broken water, so you have to plant trees behind the yard, with the protection of the five elements can be reconciled, and the family can be harmonious!"

Zao Wou-Ki stroked his beard lightly, and once again smugly glanced at the "nosy" colleague in the crowd, and the meaning of the provocation was obvious

"You, a junior full of benevolence and morality, I'm afraid it's less than one-tenth of me, hum"

THE PEOPLE AROUND GAVE A THUMBS UP AND PRAISED HIM, SAYING THAT ZAO WOU-KI WAS THE GOD OF HEAVENLY ALCHEMY, AND HE COULD SEE THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM IN JUST SUCH A SHORT MOMENT.

Zao Wou-ki, who was held by the stars, had long forgotten where the north was at this time, and he enjoyed this feeling of being in the eyes of all the people. However, a harsh taunt from the crowd interrupted Zao Wou-ki's pride.

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