Chapter 91: A Fake Cop Without IQ

"Smack!"

When the two were full of doubts there, Liu Mang wanted to make himself happy with the fat man in front of him, and he actually learned the appearance of those prisoners in the movie, stood up in a proper manner, and said seriously:

"Report the political axe, it is impossible for people from Beijing and Hong Kong to smuggle to the mainland!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing him playing like that, the crowd of onlookers immediately burst into hearty laughter, and the beauties closest to Liu Mang were amused by him and squatted on the ground, holding their stomachs and laughing.

Not far away, Fang Qingya, who was sitting in the car and saw this scene, couldn't help but raise her soft lips, laughed "poof", and scolded:

"This bastard, he just beat the prosecutor, and now he's making fun of the police, is he really an idle egg?"

When she said this, she hadn't realized anything herself, but Han Binghong, the driver and bodyguard arranged by the old man for her, couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

This smile made Fang Qingya sober up, and immediately made a big red face, complaining in her heart that she had always been a lady, how could she say such vulgar words?

"Those two aren't policemen!"

Han Binghong suddenly put away the smile on her face, and glanced at Liu Mang's face without any emotion, she said very seriously:

"My uncle also saw that they weren't policemen, so he teased them."

As soon as she heard her call Liu Mang uncle, Fang Qingya's eyes immediately widened, and she said with great annoyance: "Don't call him uncle, this stinky rascal with a heart has not been approved by me yet!" ”

Han Binghong shrugged her shoulders, pursed her lips, and then comforted her: "Miss, everyone knows that the old man loves you. Therefore, the husband he found for you is either from a lot of background, or he has something extraordinary! ”

"Except for the flower heart and trouble, I don't see anything outstanding about him!"

Fang Qingya said angrily, glaring at Han Binghong's side face viciously with her eyes, who do you mean, how can you talk to that "stinky hooligan"?

Han Binghong knew that Fang Qingya had a lot of resentment against this marriage imposed on her, so she changed the topic and said:

"Miss, aren't we going over?"

"Don't go!"

Fang Qingya's face was a little ugly, and she said angrily: "Look at the excitement, I want to see how this stinky rascal ends." ”

After speaking, her beautiful eyes bursting with sparks moved to Liu Ang again. However, in the process of moving, her eyes suddenly froze, and her eyeballs suddenly widened to the extreme, and she shouted in great surprise:

"Why is she here?"

"Who?"

Han Binghong subconsciously asked, and her eyes followed Fang Qingya's gaze......

When the two of them were talking in the car, the fat policeman poked the big cap on his head several sizes smaller with his fat fingers, looked at the onlookers who were laughing there, still confused, and asked the policeman behind him, who was a little younger:

"Didn't Beijing and Hong Kong smuggle into the mainland?"

"This, it seems, maybe, probably, probably, maybe......"

Seeing that he hadn't let out a fart for a long time, the fat man was a little angry, and gave him a kick in front of everyone, and then shouted at Liu Mang:

"You say, why not?"

"Report the political axe, I have to ask your IQ about this?"

Liu Manqiang held back the smile in his heart, his face was serious, and he continued to tease him.

“iq?”

The fat man scratched his head, then turned his head to look at his companion and asked with a puzzled expression, "What is that?" ”

The creature shook his head hurriedly and said he didn't know, and then took two steps to the side, lest his elephant-thick leg kick him again.

"You say!"

The fat policeman shouted at Liu Mang again, his eyes were round, and his appearance was a little scary, as if Liu Mang was going to eat him if he didn't say it.

"This idiot, pig brain!"

The bewitching woman not far away couldn't help but scold him a few words in her heart, and glared at him vigorously, which meant to get this person away quickly, and if we continued to rub it off, we would be exposed.

But the fat man's attention was focused on Liu Mang, and he didn't see her eyes at all, which made her face a little anxious, so she couldn't help but remind him:

"Officer, do you have to record a statement first?"

"What should Lao Tzu do, I don't need you to tell me!"

The fat man pointed at her, roared angrily, and then shouted at Liu Mang again: "You say, what is IQ?" ”

"IQ is something that everyone has, and I can't tell you the specifics!"

Liu Mang showed a helpless expression, and looked at the angry "beauty" with playful eyes.

"Show me your IQ?"

Hearing the fat man say this, Liu Mang was thundered by him, this brain, Hua Tuo is reincarnated, I am afraid that it will not be cured.

"How's that going to work?"

Liu Mang's expression immediately became flustered, and he begged pitifully: "Uncle policeman, that thing was given to you, don't I have it?" ”

"Lao Tzu doesn't have IQ, no matter what you want, who do I want?"

The fat man roared angrily, and actually stretched out his hand and touched Liu Mang's body, it seemed that he was ready to rob it.

"Hahaha!"

Watching the lively crowd laugh again, some of them were still thundered by the fat man with tears in their eyes, and it was clear that they knew what IQ meant.

"Boss, boss!"

At this time, the little policeman seemed to understand, and ran over shaking his head, and said with some flattery:

"Hear them say IQ means IQ!"

"IQ?"

The fat man's two thick eyebrows were twisted together, and his eyes suddenly burst into a monstrous rage.

"Yes!"

The little policeman didn't seem to notice the change in his mood, so he nodded and said, "IQ also refers to the brain......"

"I'm a muddy horse."

Before he could finish speaking, the fat man's bear paw swung over, gave him a hard slap, and roared murderously:

"You mean Lao Tzu has no brains?"

"Huh?"

The little policeman came back to his senses after being beaten, turned his head and pointed at the gloating Liu Mang and said, "Boss, it wasn't me who said it, it was he who said it." ”

"Officer, I didn't say that."

Liu Mang waved his hand again and again, and continued to joke with the living treasure in front of him: "You yourself said that there is no IQ, how can you blame me?" ”

"I'll fuck you!"

The fat man was really mad by him, from the very beginning, Liu Mang treated him as a monkey to play, which made his anger rise to the extreme all of a sudden, and his big fan-like hand reached out, and he was about to catch Liu Mang.

However, before his hand could be stretched out, Liu Mang's fist smashed into the bridge of the fat man's nose......

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