"Get out!" Gu Xiangyu secretly scolded Mao Xiaorui in his heart, this damn pervert will do such a disgusting thing all day long!

Mao Xiaorui rolled his eyes and said, "Kindness is a donkey's liver and lungs, what about your money?" Take it out! ”

Gu Xiangyu put his hands in front of Mao Xiaorui and looked at each other without saying a word.

"What? What do you mean? Shell out! Mao Xiaorui said loudly.

"Idiot, can I not pay for the money?" Gu Xiangyu said disdainfully.

"What! Are you going to be a white wolf with empty gloves? You said okay to take the money, why did you regret it? Mao Xiaorui asked angrily.

"Are you really stupid or fake? Can a person who escapes from prison have money in his pocket? Gu Xiangyu asked rhetorically.

Mao Xiaorui wanted to scold her mother angrily, this is really a pockmark, not a pockmark, but a pit man! How could he have forgotten such an important matter? Think you're an idiot!

This time, he was a dumb eater of Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't say anything, so Mao Xiaorui could only admit it.

"Come on, I'm unlucky, uncle, who made you a vulnerable group, I can't make you hungry as a big man, I can't starve you if I have a bite to eat, let's go, go out to eat." Mao Xiaorui gritted his teeth, as if he had suffered a big loss.

Gu Xiangyu looked at the other party's unhappy expression, and she was also very unhappy, she said loudly: "Don't pretend to be a good person here, isn't it just a few meals?" When I am developed in the future, please eat a million meals, and then you don't say that I didn't give you a chance! ”

"Cut, you're stupid for me? You are an escaped prisoner, can you have a time to be prosperous? Forget it. A little money, brother, I won't give you a drop! ”

Mao Xiaorui is also poor and generous, not as aggressive as just now.

"You kid isn't much better than me. What is the glory of being released on bail pending trial, the money I owe you will be returned to you at that time, even with interest, and there will be no loss of a cent. Gu Xiangyu said.

In this way, the two talked and prepared to go out.

"Wait a minute! You're not going to just go out in this outfit, are you? Gu Xiangyu asked.

"Huh? What's so bad about that? Mao Xiaorui looked at his robe, there was no dirt, and there were no cracks. What's wrong with that?

"It's so embarrassing to wear this kind of clothes, you should quickly change into what you usually wear." Gu Xiangyu urged.

"You still say that I, isn't the police uniform you wear more conspicuous? You've changed it too. Or people would think I'm a thief caught by you. Mao Xiaorui was also not happy to give advice.

"What am I wearing when I take off my uniform?" Gu Xiangyu is already good with this dress, if he comes out in prison clothes, it will be conspicuous.

"Or you change your coat. Wear my clothes. Mao Xiaorui proposed.

"Think beautifully! I don't wear your clothes. You can't have some bad intentions, do you? Gu Xiangyu asked suspiciously.

Mao Xiaorui had a helpless expression on his face and explained, "Eldest sister, what is my intention to let you wear my clothes?" I'm foolish, you can go out in your uniform. ”

Gu Xiangyu thought about it carefully and felt that it was inappropriate, so let's change clothes.

Gu Xiangyu originally wanted to change into Xu Zhe's clothes, but who knew that Xu Zhe's clothes were too big, and she would obviously not fit well when she wore them, and when the time came, she would make others mistakenly think that she stole them from somewhere.

Outcome. Gu Xiangyu could only change into Mao Xiaorui's sportswear, and the figures of the two of them were not much different. And the sportswear looks very neutral and can be worn by both men and women.

"Look, isn't that appropriate? People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, whether it is suitable to wear or not, so it looks like a different person, rest assured, others will not recognize you when walking on the street. Mao Xiaorui said with a smile.

"Why can't you recognize it? There is a wanted warrant issued above, I don't wear makeup, I don't mask my face, what if someone really recognizes me? Gu Xiangyu was still a little worried.

Mao Xiaorui smiled and said, "You don't understand this, do you?" I'm very experienced, let me tell you, there are many people in this world who look alike, as long as you are not as sneaky as an escaped prisoner, others will not notice anything abnormal at all, as the so-called most dangerous place is the safest place, you walk on the street generously, people will not associate you with the escaped prisoner at all. ”

After listening to Mao Xiaorui's words, Gu Xiangyu felt that there was indeed some truth.

There are people setting up stalls at the entrance of the shantytown 24 hours a day, and the people who live here commute to and from work very irregularly, from all walks of life, so there are customers at every moment.

Mao Xiaorui led Gu Xiangyu to the stall selling Hu spicy soup and said, "Boss, two bowls of soy milk and three yuan of fried dough sticks." ”

"Yo, why did you eat so lightly today, just let your girlfriend eat this?" The owner is self-cooked and very welcoming to meet every guest.

"Hehe, she's too thin, soy milk is high in nutrients, the key is cheap."

Mao Xiaorui slapped five yuan on the table, and the boss put it away with disdain, thinking to himself how did such a guy find a girlfriend? The son of his own family is too angry! Go back and teach your son a good lesson, look at others, you can pick up girls without money!

Although the soy milk fritters are not enough to eat, at least they can be regarded as a little bit of compensation, and it should be no problem until noon, so you must get it done before noon!

"Let's go, it's time to get to work."

Mao Xiaorui stretched and stood up from his chair.

"Where to go? What kind of work do you have? Gu Xiangyu asked.

"Play stupid, don't you? What else can you do? Make money! Grab the stuff. ”

Mao Xiaorui swaggered in front, Gu Xiangyu was very unhappy to put on the handbag, she can only follow for the time being, after all, lunch has to wait for the other party to solve.

After walking on the road for a long time, Mao Xiaorui had no intention of stopping at all, and he didn't know when he would go.

"Hey, is hard to eat, money is hard to earn, this is not bad at all, as the so-called penny is hard to beat a hero, I Mao Xiaorui also has times when I worry about money!" Mao Xiaorui sighed on the street.

"Cut, look at what you're saying, it's like you used to be very rich, and you don't have to worry about money at all." Gu Xiangyu sarcastically said beside him.

"Hey! You're really right! I used to be quite rich. You can eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas, sit in the beautiful car casually, what do you want! Mao Xiaorui said beautifully.

Gu Xiangyu was stunned. Taking a closer look at Mao Xiaorui's appearance, I feel that this guy doesn't look a little rich and noble, and the whole thing is poor and sour.

"You're dreaming, aren't you? Why didn't I see that you were rich before? Gu Xiangyu asked.

Mao Xiaorui smiled and said, "Your level is too poor, of course I can't see it, that was my last life, it's too long ago!" ”

"you! It's boring! Gu Xiangyu said indignantly.

"Hey, hey. It's boring on the road, what's wrong with bragging? You're just too old-fashioned, and you keep a straight face all day long. How boring! Mao Xiaorui said with a smile.

Gu Xiangyu glared at the other party and said coldly: "Get out!" Don't let me see you again! ”

"Hey, that's not going to work, now we're grasshoppers on a rope. No one can run. I'll take you to a good place later, and maybe we'll be able to make a fortune! Mao Xiaorui said excitedly.

"Cut, don't want to get rich in this life, your cheeks are thin, your nose is meatless, your ears are small, you are also a blessed person!" Gu Xiangyu struck.

Mao Xiaorui didn't care, what Gu Xiangyu said was something that couldn't be changed. Unless you go for plastic surgery yourself, it's okay to have plastic surgery. In case he becomes a monster, it's hard to change it back, and besides, he doesn't have that bad money to waste, and the appearance of this thing was given by his parents, and he really didn't dare to look at it with a different face.

"Women, it's superficial, you look at the appearance, you don't notice the inner beauty at all, let me tell you quietly, my palm print is unique! This is the order of the Son of Heaven! You follow me, there is definitely a future! Mao Xiaorui said mysteriously.

Gu Xiangyu looked incredulous, and said: "Pull you down, as long as you return the order of the Son of Heaven, what age are you, and you still want to be the emperor?" Even if you become an emperor, it is estimated that you will be about the same as Yuan Shikai, and you will finish playing in March at most, no, how can you compare with Yuan Shikai? You don't deserve to carry shoes. ”

"O woman, long hair and short knowledge! I won't tell you, and you'll be able to see my true skills later! ”

Mao Xiaorui walked in front of him angrily, as if he was really angry.

Gu Xiangyu pouted in the back, and kept slandering in his heart.

After walking for about half an hour, just when Gu Xiangyu wanted to sit down and rest, Mao Xiaorui suddenly stopped.

"It's here! This place is a treasure of feng shui, where the dragon veins of the whole city are, whether you are a high-ranking official or a wealthy person, there is a chance to turn the clouds and rain here, get rich overnight, and lose all your money! This is my favorite place, but unfortunately I don't have the capital to go in yet, and when I have money, I have to go in and break in! ”

Gu Xiangyu was very puzzled, thinking to himself what kind of place is this? It is definitely not a serious place to make Mao Xiaorui, a scoundrel, think about it for a while.

Gu Xiangyu looked up and looked around, only to see a group of antique buildings in front of him, and a huge plaque not far away, which read five big characters of Linglong Antique Street.

"Drink, you kid still want to play with this thing? It's millions of moves! Are you playing? Gu Xiangyu struck.

"Hehe, you don't understand! Ninety percent of the things in this are fakes, and only a small one is real, so even if it is a priceless treasure, someone must be able to find it, otherwise, those robbers don't have to rob the bank at all, can't they just come here to rob it? Mao Xiaorui explained proudly beside him.

Gu Xiangyu thought about it carefully, and felt that it was indeed this principle, maybe she thought it was too simple, she had never been exposed to this thing, and it was normal to not understand it.

"What are we doing here now? Your pocket is cleaner than your face, and you can't afford anything. Gu Xiangyu asked.

Mao Xiaorui smiled proudly, and he pretended to be mysterious and said: "You only know one and don't know the other!" Although I don't have the money to buy it now, but here I can make a small profit, and the exchanges are shrewd old rivers and lakes, but the older the rivers and lakes, the deeper the water in my heart, many people have knots that cannot be solved, so my psychological counseling can come in handy here, if you meet a big customer, maybe a reward of thirty or fifty thousand is not a problem. ”

Gu Xiangyu looked at the other party suspiciously, not only felt that there was some truth, but also felt that Mao Xiaorui's words were not very reliable, so he asked again: "Since you know that you can make a fortune here." Why didn't you come here before? Why do you have to set up a roadside stall? ”

"Hey, I'm embarrassed too, I've been here before. But at that time, when he was young, no one could look at him, and later he went to prison and hid in Tibet, and now although he has been bailed out, he is always unsteady in his heart and wants to run away quickly. Isn't it you, although you can't help, but you can hide people's eyes. It will not arouse the suspicion of others, and it is much better than one person to sing a double reed. ”

Mao Xiaorui said what was in his heart, he wanted Gu Xiangyu to be his drag. You might be able to catch a big fish as well.

"You guy. All day long with crooked ideas, I'm a master! Master, do you understand? Every 180,000 won't give people on-demand, and now you let the master give you a trust! You're too big and too big! Gu Xiangyu said proudly.

"Pull you down! Don't ink, just you are still a master, can a master become a prison escapee? Let's go quickly, it's noon for a while, and when there are fewer people, we will have no business. ”

After Mao Xiaorui finished speaking, he took the handbag. He put on the robe inside, and put a rag on the ground. There is a Taiji diagram drawn on it, and some words are written in a mess, so that it is considered open.

Gu Xiangyu looked at Mao Xiaorui and felt that his dress was too embarrassing, the crowd of people coming and going at the door were looking here, she really wanted to pretend that she didn't know each other.

Mao Xiaorui is just the opposite, his face is not red and his heart is not beating, and at first glance he is the posture of a veteran in the rivers and lakes.

"Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, and the old man is as anxious as the law! The one hundred and eighth generation of Maoshan opened the altar here! ”

After a while, many people were attracted to it.

As soon as Mao Xiaorui's voice was very loud, coupled with the character of the Chinese people who love to watch the lively, this small area was fenced off.

"Girl, I have just used the Maoshan Taoist technique to pray for you, your current calamity can be resolved, go home and pray, take the spirit talisman I gave you, remember to accumulate virtue and do good!"

After Mao Xiaorui finished speaking, he took out a paper talisman from his sleeve and handed it to Gu Xiangyu, and glanced at her.

Gu Xiangyu had a speechless expression, so many people watched, she didn't take it, she didn't take it, she didn't take it, in order not to be embarrassed here, she immediately took the paper talisman and left the crowd.

"Amitayus Buddha, the poor road travels all over the world, accumulates virtue and does good, this time I have the fate to meet you, if you have any difficulties, just open your mouth, I will try my best to help you resolve it, rest assured, I will not be like those charlatans who ask for a price, fairness is in the hearts of the people, you can give as much as you think is worthy, everything is fate, everyone can do whatever you want."

As soon as Mao Xiaorui's words came out, the crowd who was still watching the excitement was suddenly reduced by half.

An old man next to him also smiled and said, "Young man, aren't you looking for death when you play immortal jumping here?" It's all human spirits here, the double reeds of the two of you are too low-level, I think you either change careers, or change places, mix here, and sooner or later you will starve to death! ”

Mao Xiaorui's face was black, thinking that this old man really didn't give face, even if his acting skills were too poor, he couldn't tear down the stage in person!

"I know that everyone understands people, but some things are destined in the dark, you can count them if you have a heart, and if you don't have a heart, please stand on the side, and I will follow all the fate!"

Mao Xiaorui still held on to the scene, which shows that his cheekiness has reached a heinous level.

The old man was also very stubborn, and he said with a smile: "Okay, I want to see how long you can last, if someone is willing to pay you, then my old man has lost his eyes!" ”

"Okay, old man Sun, what do you have to do with a junior? Can't you give someone a bite to eat? The person watching the excitement next to him said with a smile.

"Hey, why don't I give them food? I'm doing this for their good, if you're willing to give him a reward of 100 yuan, I, I, I'll give 50! Old man Sun gritted his teeth and said.

"Well, you can continue to follow the kid, just as I didn't say anything."

Everyone knows that this old man Sun is a bar, and no one can stop him if he is stubborn.

"Old man, you are a clear-eyed person, but let me tell you, the river is clattering, and those who wish to take the bait! It's not that I don't respect you, but I want you to see what I'm capable of! ”

Mao Xiaorui smiled mysteriously, and he also followed the old man.

"Okay, you just have a hard mouth, I'll see how you can sing this play!" Old man Sun happily watched the joke next to him.

Half an hour later, the people who watched the excitement lost interest. There are only Gu Xiangyu, Mao Xiaorui and Old Man Sun left.

"Boy, grandpa is not wrong, right? It's not easy to mix here, you're still young. In a few years, let's come back when you're smart. Old man Sun persuaded with a smile.

Mao Xiaorui looked at this old man speechlessly, thinking to himself, why is he so disadvantaged? I ran into this soft nail for no reason, with this old man here, how do I do business!

"Hey, how did you do that? It's been half a day, or is there no business? I haven't found my lunch today! Gu Xiangyu also complained beside him.

"Go, go, go! Don't mess around. It's all because you were too uncooperative just now, which made people see the flaws at once. Mao Xiaorui also complained.

"Hey! You're still complaining about me! I'm telling you, just your business. It's just that the old lady in the community is okay, but it's useless in front of these old rivers and lakes! Gu Xiangyu reprimanded.

Mao Xiaorui glared at Gu Xiangyu, and said angrily: "I can't do it, you can do it!" Give it a try! ”

After Mao Xiaorui finished speaking, he directly took off the Taoist robe on his body.

"Hehe, are you kid going to pick a pick? This is long overdue. ”

The old man Sun next to him also watched the excitement, and it was not a big deal.

"It's long overdue. You don't want to know what age it is. This kind of thing is outdated, you should also keep up with the times, although I haven't counted with people a few times, but at least I know that the phase master must have his own style and aura, otherwise others will not believe you at all, just your thief-eyed look, how can others believe what you say? ”

Mao Xiaorui thought about it carefully, but it was not good to pull down his face. After all, he is also an upright five-foot man!

"Well, since what you said makes sense. Then you come to be the boss, don't you always say that you are a master, I will give you a trust, I want to see how much business you can take. ”

Gu Xiangyu knew that the other party was angry, but she was also not convinced, so she said: "Isn't it just a fortune telling, what is this, you just stand next to it, I don't need any support." ”

"Okay, you're amazing, I want you to pay for lunch today!" Mao Xiaorui simply didn't care about anything.

"Don't stand stupid, give me your robe." Gu Xiangyu said suddenly.

Mao Xiaorui was stunned for a moment and said, "Didn't you say you wouldn't wear this?" ”

"Whoever said it, I asked you to spread him on the ground." Gu Xiangyu said.

"Spread on the floor? What are you doing on the floor? Mao Xiaorui was very puzzled.

"Write on it, of course! It is written on this most conspicuous and can attract many people. Gu Xiangyu explained.

Mao Xiaorui still didn't quite understand, and asked again: "What is written then?" It's not easy to make this robe, you can't break it for me! ”

"Look at your stingy appearance, isn't it just a robe? When I have the money, I'll build you a Taoist temple! Gu Xiangyu said arrogantly.

"you, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet! I don't want to be a monk! Mao Xiaorui quipped.

"Idiot, the Taoist temple is where the Taoist priest lives, and the Taoist priest can also get married and have children, and I didn't let you be a monk." Gu Xiangyu glanced at the other party.

Mao Xiaorui smiled awkwardly, his brain was confused by Old Man Sun, and the monk and the Taoist priest couldn't tell the difference.

Old man Sun looked at Gu Xiangyu curiously, he wanted to see what good ideas this girl could come up with.

After a while, Gu Xiangyu used clay to write some words on the robe: 100 puzzles, 1,000 faces, 10,000 feng shui, enlightenment, and rituals, and there is no cap.

"Huh! The girl doll has such a big breath! Are you the god of Chrysostom? The asking price is so expensive, and no one will come, if there is business here, I invite you to Fengyun Tower for dinner today! ”

Old man Sun also made a big bet with great difficulty, he didn't believe that Gu Xiangyu could attract business at all.

"The old man is polite, it's okay for you to invite us to dinner, but if you eat for dinner, I won't give you a fortune for free." Gu Xiangyu said confidently.

"Very good, if the old man and I want you to tell the hexagram, it means that your physiognomy has really reached the realm of immortals!"

Old man Sun is a veteran of antiques, and the ups and downs he has experienced in this life are countless, there is nothing he can't see through, there is no need for others to tell the hexagram, and he doesn't believe in asking God to ask for divination, if it really works, then these antique appraisal masters have not become gods?

Mao Xiaorui was also stunned in his heart, the price was too high, and it could be said that it would cost 100 yuan to solve people's doubts, but if the fortune-telling thing is really clearly priced, then you really want to make a golden statement, otherwise others are likely to smash your stall, and it is normal to arrest people and beat them.

As the saying goes, how bold people are and how productive the land is, maybe Gu Xiangyu is selling this ornament, Mao Xiaorui can only think so in his heart.

But Gu Xiangyu didn't think so, she still thought that her price was too low, if it wasn't for the sake of making a living first, even if she raised the price a hundred times, she didn't think it was too much. (To be continued.) )