In the dead of night, there are only lonely men and widows, and the door of the ward has been locked from the inside, what will come to mind in such a scene?

Shangguan people will not admit that they think of scenes like "Night Duty Ward" and "Lockdown Ward".

"Lesbian Ward"?

Belch...... It's just a bit of a pseudo-mother's qualification, and the gender is not on par with great women.

What the hell was I thinking?

Shangguan eliminated these messy thoughts from his mind, looked at the beautiful Zhang Tingting, and felt a trace of comfort in his heart, ...... tonight The senior class leader spends the night here, although it is not a bed, but this is also considered to be sleeping in a room, right?

What a lascivious night!

Feeling a trace of lewdness in Shangguan's eyes, Zhang Tingting's face turned red: "What substance do you want?" ”

"What do you think?" Zhang Tingting's blushing look was so cute, Shangguan wanted to tease her, but after thinking about it again, she felt bored: "I want to go to the toilet, help me help me!" ”

Speaking of which, from last night until now, Shangguan has never gone to the toilet, although he is a cultivator and has also reached the realm of Bigu, but who made him greedy, he still eats and drinks normally every day! Don't think that what you eat will be digested into energy, in fact, as long as the competent person is still eating, it will always keep excreting, and after holding it for most of the day, the bladder of the competent person will rise early.

"You're like this, what kind of toilet are you going to!" When Zhang Tingting heard this, her face didn't blush, she took out a urinal from under the bed, sent it to the competent person, and turned her head: "Pee!" ”

"Uh......" Looking at the white plastic urinal in front of him, the functional person suddenly had a feeling of 'old', the person is old, he can't walk, he can only lie on the bed and accept the torture of illness, and the excretion has to be solved by tools, miserable, really miserable.

"What's that......" Shangguan is really embarrassed to pee in front of Zhang Tingting, even if he uses a quilt to block it, there will be a sound when peeing, which is too embarrassing.

"You better help me to the toilet! I still have the strength to pee. ”

Zhang Tingting sneered, turned to look at Shangguan Nengren's embarrassed appearance, with a hint of banter in her eyes: "What's wrong?" Didn't you say that if you were bitten on the ass by a poisonous snake, I would also help you take drugs! Why can't you accept peeing in front of me? ”

"Who can't stand it? I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed. "Angry! was underestimated by a woman, and the anger value is max!

"I'm going to be embarrassed? There you got! Zhang Tingting smiled, her eyes were quite lewd: "Boy, give my sister one to pee." ”

"Holy!" Shangguan stretched out his middle finger: "Hooligans, don't want to tarnish Uncle Ben's chastity, I'd rather die than pee!" ”

"That's what you said!"

"How am I talking about that!?"

"Hey, hey, hey...... Not so good. Zhang Tingting smiled particularly lewdly: "Then you will suffocate to death!" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan Nengren's pants were almost wet, and he said angrily: "Can a living person suffocate urine to death?" Move! ”

Shangguan Nengren lifted the quilt: "I'll go by myself!" No need for you! ”

After resting for so long, Shangguan Nengren also used mana to regulate his muscles and veins, but mana is not omnipotent, although it can speed up the recovery speed, but there is a limit, if it is good in an instant, it must not be seriously injured, he has a muscle strain all over his body, it was originally ten days and half a month to get out of bed, and it took two or three months to heal, but the mana and his own recovery power made him recover fifty or sixty percent in half a day, although the whole body is weak at the moment, but the strength to go to the toilet is still there.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Tingting was anxious when she saw it, and grabbed his arm: "What's the trouble!" When can't you even afford to make jokes? Stingy. ”

Put down the urinal, help the competent person to sit up, squat on the ground and take out the slippers under the bed, and put them on the feet of the competent person himself.

"Uh......" Shangguan touched his nose: "I'll just wear it myself." ”

Zhang Tingting raised her head, rolled her eyes, stood up and helped him: "Can you really go?" ”

"I can go." With Zhang Tingting's support, Shangguan was able to stand up slowly, his legs were still very soft, and he didn't need to be strong, but there was no problem in supporting his body to stand up, trying to walk two steps, it was okay, although it was not very neat, with Zhang Tingting's support, it was still no problem to walk.

There is a special bathroom in the special care ward, and the sound insulation effect is good, before Zhang Tingting went to the toilet, she didn't hear Chen Manyun and their departure.

The bathroom is not big, only three or four square meters, a toilet, a bathtub, and a shower, the water heater is solar, and you can take a hot shower at any time.

Zhang Tingting helped the Shangguan to walk in, stood in front of the toilet, and asked, "Big or small?" ”

"Since it's a sitting, let's have a big one!" Shangguan people thought that the toilets in the hospital were all squatting, but they didn't expect the special care ward to sit on the toilet, and they wanted to endure it, but now there is no need for it.

"Where's the toilet paper?" Although there was a toilet, there was no toilet paper in sight.

"No, you don't." Zhang Tingting pressed a button on the toilet, and a water pipe suddenly came out: "This is a smart toilet, which can be flushed, and there is a warm air drying system, so you don't need toilet paper." I'll show you how to use these buttons. ”

"Oh?" Shangguan was suddenly interested: "By the way, this is the kind of toilet that was always advertised on TV a few years ago!" I remember being a very nasty fat guy whining in the toilet......"

"What are you talking about?" Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes: "Look at it well!" ”

Shangguan people stopped talking, and watched Zhang Tingting's operation seriously, just a few buttons, very simple, Zhang Tingting only said it once, and Shangguan people remembered it.

"Okay, you get out! I'll give it a try. Shangguan Nengren smiled: "I haven't tried to flush my ass with water when I'm so big, let's enjoy it today." ”

"Virtue!" Zhang Tingting lightly slapped the arm of the competent person: "Then I'm out, remember to call me if you have something." ”

"I won't call you when I go to the toilet, and I'll call you when I go out."

"Humph! I'm afraid you'll fall into the toilet. ”

"Hehe, this kind of thing has never happened in ancient and modern times, so you don't have to worry about it." Shangguan pushed Zhang Tingting out: "Don't delay my poop, beware of pulling your pants." ”

"Phew!" Zhang Tingting walked out, although she was angry, she still didn't forget to close the toilet door, not afraid of seeing the Shangguan capable person on the tuba, but afraid that the smell of Shangguan person's poop would spread out......

A few minutes later, Shangguan Nengren lifted his pants and walked out of the toilet successfully, shouting as he walked: "Oh mom! This toilet is too energetic, especially when the warm air is blown at the end, the butt is called a comfortable. ”

"What are you doing so loudly?" Zhang Tingting was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and when she saw that the competent person was babbling, she threw an angry banana over.

The people who came to visit the patients today bought a lot of things, especially those reporters, none of them came empty-handed, and now the ward is full of things, enough for a competent person to open a commissary.

Shangguan smiled and was about to grab the banana, but his muscles suddenly sore, affecting his movements, and finally the banana fell on him, rebounded and fell to the ground, and fell to the flesh.

Shangguan smiled bitterly and slowly bent over......

"Don't move!" Zhang Tingting stood up angrily, walked over to pick up the banana, peeled it off and stuffed it into the hands of the functional person: "I don't know what is going on with myself!" Go back to bed and lie down. ”

Seeing Zhang Tingting supporting herself, Shangguan took a bite of a banana and said with a wry smile: "I can walk by myself." ”

"What so much nonsense?" Zhang Tingting frowned and muttered, "I said I would take care of you, don't make it difficult for me." ”

"Uh......" Shangguan was silent, and Zhang Tingting helped him to the hospital bed and sat down.

Shangguan Nengren threw his slippers forward, raised his legs and put them on the bed, and slowly lay down, Zhang Tingting put the quilt on him, and asked softly, "Do you want to drink water?" ”

"Let's get some!" Shangguan Nengren licked his lips: "Let's see if there is yogurt?" ”

"Oh?" Zhang Tingting walked to the pile of 'gifts' on the edge of the sofa, rummaged back and forth, and quickly found a box of yogurt, opened it and took out a can, inserted a straw and sent it to the competent person: "This pile of things is estimated to be enough for you to eat until the New Year." ”

Shangguan Nengren took a sip of sour milk and said helplessly: "If the popularity is good, there is no way, but I can still put this milk and snacks for a month, and the fruit will not work, Ming'er, you ask someone to pull things to your house, you have a lot of family, don't spoil it." ”

"Hmm." Zhang Tingting didn't refuse, anyway, it's just a bunch of fruits, and it's not worth much.

……

"It's boring!" After drinking the yogurt, Shangguan can stretch his waist and look at the time, it is not yet nine o'clock!

"Long nights, no intention of sleeping, squad leader, give some entertainment!" Shangguan people lazily and authentically.

"Don't you have a PSP! Play the game for a while! Zhang Tingting suggested.

"It's boring for me to play alone!" Shangguan Nengren sighed: "Why don't you have a PSP?" ”

"Who says I don't?" Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes: "Keep it at home!" ”

"Alas!" As soon as I heard it, it was no fun: "Then what should I do?" You can't just sit and watch TV like that! There's nothing to see on the TV, and it's annoying to watch it. ”

Zhang Tingting handed the peeled apple to the competent person: "Bear with it!" It's good if you have TV to watch, but other patients don't have this treatment. ”

Biting the apple, Shangguan Nengren sighed and chewed: "Why don't you go buy a deck of playing cards?" Let's play a few fights against the landlord. ”

"Playing cards, ......" Zhang Tingting thought for a while, put down the fruit knife in her hand, and stood up: "I remember that there are several pairs in my grandfather's office, I'll go get a pair." ”

"Okay! That's great. Shangguan Nengren suddenly came to his senses, the feeling of having nothing to do is really bad, and there is no computer to access the Internet, it is okay to be able to play poker with Zhang Tingting.

After a while, Zhang Tingting came back with a pair of pokers, sat down on the hospital bed, and pulled out the poker: "Fight the landlord, right?" ”

"Yes." The competent man nodded.

"Come on!" Zhang Tingting shuffled the cards and put them on the quilt.

"Don't worry." Shangguan threw the apple core into the trash can and said, "What's the point of just playing, you have to gamble something!" ”

(To be continued)