When it comes to black history, who doesn't have a little embarrassing past?

But this kind of thing is also graded, and the joke of the "Bantam Tiger" veteran Wang Ying is good enough, but he said that his old brother, the veteran "Smiling Tiger" Zhou Wei's black history is the most legendary, and Wang Yu is looking forward to it in his heart!

Clearing his throat, the "Bantam Tiger" Wang Ying looked a little happy, and said with a smile: "Do you know how this brother's wife was begged? Oh! It's nonsense, I'm telling you! Blind date, blind date! Hahaha......"

"Come on! Let you tell a joke, but your own laughter is so low! Zhou Wei, the calm "smiling tiger", still smiling, said slowly: "That was also five or six years ago, at that time, when the family saw me in my thirties, and I didn't have a daughter-in-law, they told me about family affairs, and I wanted to go on a blind date!" ”

"Hmmm! And then what? Wang Yu nodded, infinite anticipation!

"At that time, we didn't understand anything! Brainless, when I was in school, I didn't say that I dared to steal a little girl's hand, and when I became a soldier, all of them were monks, where are there girls? I'm nervous! I have to ask people, who do I ask? Ask whoever you know! Zhou Wei looked at the Han brigade with a smile;

Han Brigade nodded and said, "I still remember that he asked me at that time!" That's what I'm talking about, and I advise him: You may have been through many things in the war, but there are some things you have to listen to me. First, you have to open the door for your girlfriend when you get out of the car; Second, you should help your girlfriend behind her chair when she is seated. Third, you should look at her warmly when she speaks; Fourth, you must do what she needs first, and don't let her do it. ”

Wang Yu is also a veteran of the love field, these things are right! At the moment, he nodded and asked, "These are all right!" And then what? ”

Han Yang couldn't hold back a smile and said, "He called me the next day and told me that he was out of play!" ”

"Why? Did you forget to open the door for her? Wang Yu was stunned and asked, "There must be a saying, right?" ”

"Smiling Tiger" Zhou Wei took over the conversation, shook his head, and said, "No, I opened the car door for her, and she was very happy!" Guess again! ”

Wang Yu raised his eyebrows: "Did you forget to help her take a seat?" ”

Zhou Wei shook his head again: "No, I'll help her take a seat, she said I'm caring!" Guess again! ”

Wang Yu had no choice but to go down and say, "Are you looking around when she is talking?" ”

Zhou Wei said: "No, I kept looking at her, she said that I was very gentle, and said that my eyes are very attractive!" ”

Wang Yu spread his hands and said, "Then did you let her do it herself in something?" I guess that's the problem, right? Guess again, I can't guess anything! ”

Han Yang smiled unscrupulously and interjected, "It would be nice if this was the case." When they went home, the girl said she was thirsty, so Lao Zhou ran to buy food for her......

Wang Yu blinked, picked up the beer, and before drinking, said, "That's good!" ””

The mastery of this story is here! Han Yang said happily: "But out of habit for many years, as soon as he pulled open the drink can, he threw it at the girl and hid in the grass...... Hahaha......"

"Poof......";

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......!";

The beer that Wang Yu had just drunk squirted out instantly and came out of his nose! Choked so much that tears flowed down, even so, he smiled and leaned back, his stomach hurt, and while wiping his tears, he praised: "It's really legendary black history!" ”

"Listen to the two of them fart here!" , Zhou Wei shook his head dissatisfiedly, and said with a smile: "They are called envy, jealousy and hatred, if I don't have this time, other girls may not necessarily take a fancy to me!" No, I'm my wife, and my children are five or six years old! ”

The time for chatting and farting always passes quickly, after drinking a few bottles of beer, Wang Yu is about to start his own work, this wine is just like drinking water for him, his mind is very clear, the only bad thing is probably that there is a smell of wine on his body, which is easy to surprise the beauty;

"Dangdangdang......";

There was a knock on the door of the female soldier's dormitory, and the female soldier closest to the door came over and opened the door, Wang Yu said with a smile: "Hello! Right now...... Is it convenient for me to get in? ”

"Of course! Open the door to pick up customers! ”；

The person who opened the door did not answer, but there was a playful voice from inside, as if he was greeting a distinguished guest, but ...... This is a reverial discourse, indeed, hehe!

Wang Yu kneaded his brows, and was not stunned, and walked straight into this authentic "female man concentration camp", a simple color steel house, a unique aromatic mud floor, a two-story bed, a piece of dark green equipment, and of course, the heroic "female men" are indispensable!

As soon as I entered the door, I heard someone sigh: "It's a secret book for customs clearance!" Dr. Wang! You are simply our angel! A living bodhisattva who saves suffering! My God! Should I give you two? ”

Belch...... What mess? Even the gods are confused, which one do you believe?

The corners of Wang Yu's mouth twitched, and when she was stunned, the girl who lacked a string in her brain really ran over and was going to knock two of them for her;

What made Wang Yu have no doubt was that if there was really such a thing as "incense" here, this girl would really offer him up;

Hurriedly supporting the girl, Wang Yu smiled and said, "What are you kidding!" Ok ok! It's so grand, I'm under a lot of pressure! I'm here on a mission, not to fool around with you! ”

"That's it! Sisters, do what you have to do! Of course, if you can't sleep, you can talk to Dr. Wang! Female Major Wang Fang said with a smile, she hadn't seen these female soldiers smiling for a long time, life here was indeed too depressing, and Wang Yu, perhaps, was like a breeze;

"It's good! So be it! Let's go to the bright position in the middle, I will give you a massage one by one, soothe the muscles and bones, eliminate fatigue, it is very good for you! What about you, what do you have to say, let's have a look at the whole world! Wang Yu smiled and walked towards the position inside;

Looking at the name posted on the bedside, it happened to be the position of the female major Wang Fang, Wang Yu took off the military dress jacket on his body, only wore a shirt, and said with a smile: "My family, I will borrow your place!" Then you'll be the first to come! ”

"Good!" , Wang Fang is also a cool surname, nodded at the moment, but she still hesitated, and then took off the half-cut sleeves of her upper body, revealing the underwear inside, and asked cautiously: "No...... It's all off, right? ”

Wang Yu rubbed his nose, seeming to ...... It's okay to not take off your clothes! However, since there is such an opportunity to feast your eyes, why turn it down?

So, someone laughed and said, "It's okay!" That's it, just lie on the bed first, starting with the arm! ”

After finding a location, the thirty-one or two female soldiers all moved small chairs and formed a circle, surrounding the bed, looking at Wang Yu with their eyes, but no one could come up with a word, and for a while, the warm atmosphere was a little bleak;

Wang Yu opened the plug-in, that is, the "super massage hand", massaged Wang Fang's hand first, and after glancing around his mouth, he smiled: "What? Tired and stupid? I've heard that one woman is equal to five hundred ducks...... Although this is biased, I am under a lot of pressure when you look at me in silence like this! ”

"Giggles......";

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere was much better, and a group of "female men" burst into laughter, and someone asked: "Doctor Wang, you are very handsome in military uniform!" How? Specially drafted? Why are there no epaulettes? ”

Wang Yu said with a smile: "Non-active civilian soldiers! You should have heard it, too, which is equivalent to...... The temporary worker in the army, which is my current state, I will come to see you for two or three days every month, like ......"

He didn't finish speaking, but he made a strange look, where do you still not know what's going on? Suddenly there was a big red face and laughter;

This kind of aimless Kantian'er, as long as he is a talker, can interject, which is not bad;

Of course, there are also people who have different feelings, such as Wang Fang, who is receiving a massage, humming and moaning, very comfortable, but with so many strong onlookers, she is embarrassed to be loud, otherwise it is easy for people to misunderstand;

Especially Wang Yu's big hands with heat and electricity, when she massaged her long legs, there was a crispy and numb feeling, Wang Fang's face was a little blushing, in order to divert attention, she couldn't help but ask: "Doctor Wang, does this massage have any effect?" ”

Wang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Of course! Otherwise, how could the Han Brigade invite me to help you? He'll give you two days! It's brutal! Gee! But! Rest assured! With me, I guarantee that even if you are as tired as a dead dog, you will feel energetic after a comfortable massage! ”

"Really? Deceptive, right? Before the words fell, someone immediately followed and coaxed;

Wang Yu shook his head and said, "Of course it's true, this is a massage method that I exclusively developed!" This is no joke! I can now pinpoint your acupuncture points, soothe your body, and stimulate your potential! Don't worry, you're going to pass the fitness test! ”

The confident smiling face deeply infected everyone present, and everyone believed Wang's words!

And in reality? All he could do was to reduce the physical fatigue of these "female men", to prevent them from collapsing due to overwork, and to restore some strength to them;

As for the so-called stimulating potential? It's like two eunuchs chatting...... Nonsense!

This is nothing more than a means of psychological suggestion, a kind of mental deception, a white lie! But if they believe, their hope will increase!

Having come to this point, no one is willing to quit, Wang Yu has also witnessed their persistence, and he does not want them to be like Han Yang said, none of them can stay; (To be continued.) )