"Lin Shao, what do you think that waste Yang Guang will do today?"

Lin Chen raised his head and glanced at the monkey, and said disdainfully: "What kind of reputation does he have?" In short, we must give him a dismount today. ”

As he spoke, he asked in a low voice, "Monkey, are you ready for this?" ”

The monkey patted his chest vigorously and shouted, "Lin Shao, don't worry!" I arranged everything, just waiting for the waste Yang Guang to come and send him to death. ”

Hearing this, Lin Chenyin smiled and said, "Good job!" If Yang Guang's waste is planted this time, I will definitely cover you well in the future. ”

The monkey smiled flatteringly: "Then thank you Lin Shao." ”

Just when Lin Chen and the monkey were whispering and plotting against Yang Guang, Wang Meng, who was sitting not far from the next door, was lying on the table but listless at the moment.

And Ren Zhong, who was sitting in the corner of the wall, had a strange light in his eyes, and no one knew what he was thinking at this time.

After about a few minutes, Yang Guang finally walked into the classroom with a book in his hand.

He put down the book, glanced at everyone, and said coldly: "Today we are going to study the ancient history of China, please turn to the thirty-fifth page of the textbook "Meritorious Deeds through the Ages - Emperor Yang of Sui". ”

After Yang Guang's words fell, the students under the podium lazily ignored them one by one.

Seeing this situation, Yang Guang, who was originally in a bad mood, became angry.

Bang~!

He slammed the textbook on the podium and shouted, "Whoever doesn't turn the book to thirty-five pages again, wait a minute, don't blame me for being unkind to him!" ”

Facing Yang Guang's roar, and thinking of the last heads-up incident, he reluctantly opened the textbook.

Watching the students under the podium do what they asked, Yang Guangcai calmed his emotions slightly.

He turned his back and wrote on the blackboard with a chalk brush in his hand.

"Students, the Emperor Yang of Sui that we are studying today is one of the most controversial imperial figures in Chinese history."

Just when Yang Guang was writing behind everyone's back, Lin Chen, who was sitting in the last row, showed a slight excitement on his face.

He turned his head and whispered to his little brother, who was as thin as a bamboo pole, and said, "Monkey, the time has come." ”

When the monkey heard this, his whole face turned red with nervousness.

"Okay~!"

After saying that, he stood up abruptly and shouted, "Brothers, act!" ”

As soon as the words fell, almost all the students in the class stood up and threw things at Yang Guang.

At this critical moment, Yang Guang, who had already heard the voice, immediately turned around.

However, when he saw the debris thrown at him from all over the sky, he suddenly burst into a foul mouth.

"I'm damn it~!"

didn't have time to think about it, Yang Guang turned over with a harrier and flew out.

Woohoo~!

Facing the garbage hidden weapons such as fruit peels that his students had carefully prepared, Yang Guang showed his superb light skills.

In an instant, all the students in the third (5th) class of high school saw a scene that made them dumbfounded.

I saw my homeroom teacher, calmly dodging in countless miscellaneous objects. There is quite a kind of style, which is not touched by a leaf in the flowers.

When the monkey saw this, his expression changed dramatically.

He yelled at Lin Chen, "Lin Shao, this waste Yang Guang is really too perverted. What do we do next? ”

Lin Chen was also stunned at this time, and after thinking for a moment, he shouted at a girl in a white dress, "Murong Yu, it's up to you now." ”

Hearing this, the girl in the white dress immediately responded.

"Don't worry! Watch the old lady come out, a top two. ”

After saying that, something happened that shocked everyone's jaws.

I saw her stretch out her right hand and dig into her skirt.

A moment later, a small bloody quilt was pulled out for her.

She held up the small quilt and threw it at Yang Guang, shouting: "Look at the old lady's bloody sanitary napkin!" ”

Yang Guang, who was performing his superb light skills, never thought that there would be such an alternative attack.

When he heard the voice, he immediately looked over with both eyes.

What caught his eye was a blood-soaked sanitary napkin that shocked him, and at this moment Yang Guang was completely messy in the wind.

A moment later.

Syllable~!

A bright red sanitary napkin smashed accurately on Yang Guang's face with a hint of fishy smell

"I'm a muddy horse!" Yang Guang stood on the playground under the scorching sun, scolding and shouting: "You bastards, you dare to throw things at me in class? If I don't teach you a lesson, I don't think I can cure you brain-dead children. ”

Under the fierce rays of the sun, Yang Guang's face still had faint traces of menstrual blood.

At this moment, all the students of the third (5th) class of high school are sweating profusely on the playground in the scorching summer.

"Hmph~!" Seeing all this, Yang Guang snorted coldly: "If you don't run twenty laps, you don't want to stop and rest." ”

Hearing Yang Guang's words, all the students who were running away immediately mourned.

"I'll go~! Twenty laps? That's going to kill me! ”

"! Not only will I die, but even my life in the next life will be lost. ”

Listening to the complaints of the group of students in his ears, Yang Guang was not moved at all,

At this time, he was extremely annoyed.

Oh yes, what a shame it is to be thrown by a student in your own class! Especially being thrown in the face by a bloody sanitary napkin, this kind of shame made Yang Guang, who was born as the young master of the Tomb Sect, absolutely unbearable.

Just when Yang Guang secretly made up his mind to teach these students a little lesson, suddenly a girl stopped and walked over in pain.

She covered her stomach with her hands and said to Yang Guang, "Teacher Yang, my eldest aunt is here." ”

Yang Guang frowned: "What aunt?" Even if your second aunt comes, it's useless, hurry up and go back to running for me. ”

"It's not~!" The girl begged, "My aunt is really here!" ”

Yang Guang waved his hand and said, "Forget it, tell your aunt not to come over during class time in the future." ”

"Me." The girl was embarrassed: "But the aunt of the family will come once a month." ”

"What?" As soon as he heard this, Yang Guang suddenly became angry: "What kind of aunt are you?" You even come once a month, and you ask her to come and talk to me. I must educate a relative like this who dotes on her child. ”

"Huh?"

At this moment, the girl is completely dumbfounded.

She blushed and whispered, "Teacher, my eldest aunt, you can only see that you can't talk to her." ”

"Oh~!" Yang Guang said apologetically: "I'm sorry, it turns out that your eldest aunt is a mute!" ”

"Oops~!" The girl stomped her feet and said coquettishly: "Teacher Yang, do you know what a big aunt is?" ”

Yang Guang scratched his head and said blankly: "Of course I understand, isn't the eldest aunt your mother's sister?" ”

"Not really!"

At this moment, the girl was completely dizzy.

She glanced at Yang Guang and said, "Teacher, you are really an uncivilized ancient person. ”

Hearing this, Yang Guang secretly slandered: "Didn't Lao Tzu just travel from ancient times? ”

At this time, she couldn't stand Yang Guang's idiot teacher anymore, so the girl leaned over and whispered: "Teacher, the eldest aunt is a girl's menstruation!" ”

"Menstruation?"

Yang Guang thought about it, and couldn't help but exclaim in his heart: "Isn't menstruation the ancient woman's sunflower water?" ”

It was only then that he figured out what a great aunt was.

Yang Guang waved his hand weakly and said, "You go to the side to rest!" Remember, say hello to your great aunt on my behalf. ”

"Oops~!"

The girl, who was already too ashamed, quickly glanced at Yang Guang and left.

At this time, the other female classmates who were still running hard saw the girl because the eldest aunt could rest next to her.

One by one, they also covered their stomachs with their hands and came to Yang Guang.

"Teacher, our aunt is here too."

Yang Guang, who was already unable to complain, had no choice but to say helplessly: "Let's all go to the side to rest!" Remember, say hello to your aunt on my behalf. ”

"Teacher, it's true!"

Hearing Yang Guang's words, all the girls' faces turned red.

At this moment, Yang Guang is really speechless and choking! There's no way, he really doesn't know that the eldest aunt has so much richness.

He sighed and exclaimed, "Lao Tzu, I hate my aunt." ”

The others are still sweating and running desperately, and the boys can rest when they see the girls, and they are envious one by one.

Suddenly, a boy had an idea.

I thought to myself: "Since girls can rest when they come to their aunt, can I rest when I come to my aunt?" ”

Thinking of this, he covered his buttocks with both hands and walked up to Yang Guang with the same painful face.

"Teacher, my eldest aunt is here too."

When Yang Guang heard this, he asked suspiciously, "What aunt?" ”

The boy explained: "It's hemorrhoids! It hurts and bleeds. Teacher, I'm really uncomfortable! ”

Yang Guang, who was already so angry that smoke was rising above his head, immediately kicked it vigorously when he heard this.

yelled: "Get out of here~!" Even if you have hemorrhoids and bleed, don't even think about resting! ”

The voice was so loud that all the other boys who wanted to find an excuse for their aunt to come and not run suddenly shuddered.

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