Chapter 353: Soak Me
While eating grilled chicken wings, the snack girl Paper Youqin began to vent bitterness at Wang Yu, an unfamiliar person.
is very similar to Qiao Mingming's summary of her, and You Qin's summary of Qiao Mingming is roughly divided into three points-
First, Qiao Mingming, this dead sissy, is so annoying;
second, Qiao Mingming, a dead pseudo-mother, is so annoying;
Third, Qiao Mingming, a dead ladyboy, is so annoying and disgusting.
After listening, Wang Yu's heart didn't say that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses rushing by, but at least he sighed slightly: Your circle, it's really messy!
Wang Yu rubbed his eyebrows, which were a little tight and sore, and couldn't digest such a large amount of information for a while.
"Whew......".
After a long time, Wang Yu breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Are you with him...... Hair small? Doll pro? Butβhow did he become like this? βγ
At the mention of this, the snack girl grinned, stretched out her pink little tongue, and licked the vampire-like little tiger tooth on her left, unable to speak, as if there was something unspeakable.
There's something going on here!
Wang's long-hidden gossip heart instantly burned into raging flames, and his eyes rolled and he asked, "What?" Is it because ...... Have you hurt him? Causing him to be like this? And then, you feel guilty and keep trying to straighten him up? βγ
Facing Wang Yu's extremely curious gaze, the snack girl nodded.
As if thinking about something, You Qin sighed, "There's nothing you can't say." It's not that when I was a child, I bullied him too much! Filled him with fear of women! Don't blame me for that! βγ
Belch.......
Wang Mou knocked on his head and said, "Don't blame you, who do you blame?" By the way, what kind of murderous methods did you use? So much so that when he sees you now, he still looks scared? βγ
The snack girl casually picked up a piece of fries, squeezed some ketchup on it, and said, "That's probably it!" βγ
Wang Yu was stunned, didn't understand, didn't understand.
You Qin added: "I just got a little mustard, and while he was sleeping, I squeezed into his little friend ......."
"Poofββ!!!".
"Ahem, cough, cough ......".
Wang Yu just took a sip of Coke. Now. All along his nose, reluctantly flew out!
Ketchup? Mustard? French fries? Friends?
I've got a scrub! You're too big to play here, aren't you? No wonder that dead puppet is so scared when she sees you!
Seeing Wang Yu's strange gaze, Rao is eyes only had snacks to eat, and he also explained with some embarrassment: "At that time, it wasn't a little more important!" He was only seven years old at the time! Who knew he would be so afraid of women after that! βγ
Finally. This sister paper is still pouting. Whispered, "I'll tell you." Was it because he secretly licked my lollipop that I did this? βγ
"Hey, hey, hey! You've told the truth, haven't you? Wang's complaining was quite uncalm.
No wonder! No wonder Qiao Mingming's dead sissy cannon would fall such a heavy psychological yin! Sure enough, it's a ferocious foodie!
Spread out the greasy little hands. The snack girl Paper Youqin muttered: "Anyway, the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, he is my fiancΓ©, this is an indisputable fact!" Of course I did everything I could to straighten him up, or I wouldn't be here! βγ
Wang Yu wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and said, "Then what?" I look at her like this, but she can't get it back! He mentally thinks of himself as a woman! βγ
"yes!" , You Qin frowned and said: "I have been working hard for several years, but what he is doing makes me more and more disgusting, seeing that we are both twenty-five or sixteen years old, the family is now urging ......."
As soon as the words paused, the snack girl stopped talking, and she began to look at Wang Yu carefully.
Wang Mou's heart was furious when she looked at her, and said, "Look at what I do?" He asked me to soak you! I didn't plan to do that, but when you saw through it, ...... I can stay out of it, can I? βγ
The snack girl smiled, her two big black eyes narrowed into a crescent moon, and the little tiger tooth was also particularly obvious and very cute, but what she said was not very cute.
After a slight hesitation, You Qin's face turned slightly crimson, and said, "That...... Will you soak me? Give it a try! I haven't been in a relationship yet! βγ
Rub ββ!
What's this called swollenness? Wang's head couldn't turn, and he couldn't squeak for a long time.
It's a bit of a mess!
Wang began to figure out the context of the whole thing-
First of all! Qiao Mingming didn't know...... In other words, it is most likely from Diao Xiuxiu that he knows what he has done in the past.
Then, because Qiao Ming was unwilling to marry You Qin, he found himself and wanted to let himself get involved and pursue You Qin, so it was best to create a villain and destroy this doll's marriage.
Then, he sold Qiao Mingming away, and told the snack girl paper frankly about the beginning and end of this matter, and what he was going to do.
At last...... Snack girl paper, let yourself soak her?
"People pay attention to fate! I think you're good! Then try to develop! I don't want to spend the rest of my life with that shemale! You Qin said.
Wang Yu smiled, stood up decisively, and was about to walk out with his bag on his back!
Your sister! Why are there so many "snake spirit diseases"? Did you choose the wrong choice but the gynecologist? Isn't it best to choose a psychiatric specialist?
Seeing that Wang Yu got up decisively and left, the snack girl stood up not very calmly, chased after her, opened her arms, and blocked Wang Yu's way.
Wang pursed his lips and said seriously: "What about me...... It's just that I'm involved! I've already made it clear to you! As for soaking you? I've got to go back and talk to my girlfriend! Goodbye, don't send it! βγ
The smiling face of the snack girl suddenly turned cold. Stared at Wang Yu and said, "Do you have a girlfriend?" βγ
Wang Yu nodded, and said with great certainty: "Yes! A soft girl! Not only can it be done, but it can also be snapped...... Pretty good! I have a girlfriend, so it seems that we are still fated! βγ
As if thinking about something, the snack girl raised her head, her little nose twitched, sniffed around Wang Yu, and asked, "You." Cooking should be good, right? βγ
Wang Yu nodded. Puzzled: "How do you know?" I've always been good at cooking! βγ
You Qin smiled and said, "It's nothing, people who cook often will have a fragrance on their bodies." Maybe you haven't been cooking these days. But it can't escape my nose! Well! Very good! I'm satisfied! βγ
Wang Yu blinked. Why doesn't it always feel good!
So, Wang couldn't help but say, "What are you satisfied with?" βγ
The snack girl snapped her fingers and said, "First." With you, there will be delicious food to eat! Second, you are a gynecologist and know how to take care of girls, especially girls...... In exceptional circumstances; Third, you look good, slightly handsome, handsome is not obvious, which makes people feel more at ease; Fourth, you are a more honest man; Fifth......".
Am I really as good as you say? Wang himself didn't seem to dare to believe it, and when he heard these compliments, his waist couldn't help but straighten up a lot.
summed up a lot, snack girl Paper Youqin, accentuated her tone, and said: "The most critical point is - fate!" We have fate! Although we have known each other for a short time, it is all drizzle! Eat with me first, and later, I'll be with you or something! βγ
"Hey! That's too casual, isn't it? Wang Yu exclaimed with a twitch in his face.
The snack girl patted her head and said with some annoyance: "That's right! Girls should be reserved! Ming'er, you come home with me first, I'll kick Qiao Mingming's dead shemale first! Get the certificate the day after tomorrow, go to your house the day after tomorrow, and then you can snap casually! β
Reserved! Reserved! Sister paper!
Wang Yu was full of black lines in his head, and said, "Didn't you hear clearly?" I have a girlfriend! βγ
The snack girl nodded, and said very stupidly and innocently: "Yes! But just now...... You dumped her! Now I'm your girlfriend! βγ
Wang was a little crazy and said angrily: "When? Have I pursued you? βγ
The snack girl nodded, and asked very seriously, "What did Qiao Mingming send you over?" βγ
Wang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Soak you!" βγ
The snack girl clapped her hands and said, "That's right!" I promised you! Isn't this an automatic upgrade? Your so-called girlfriend is now your ex-girlfriend! And I'm your girlfriend now! Understand? βγ
Wang Yu shook his head decisively, took a look at the hole, pushed the door and ran!
Mother! The world out there is too dangerous! I'm going homeβ
Seeing Wang Yu's fast escape, You Qin didn't chase after him, covered his mouth and snickered for a long time, then turned around and returned to his seat to eat by himself.
While eating, this snack girl paper, while secretly proud, muttered: "Cut!" Is it really that the old lady is such a casual person? Man? None of the good things! It's better to be a woman! βγ
In the sigh, the snack girl paper looked around in this KFC fast food restaurant, and saw two little girls not far away looking at herself in surprise, thinking that she was more shocked by the incident between herself and Wang Yu just now, right?
You Qin grinned, revealing a small tiger tooth, smiled and made a hooligan whistle, and said, "Beauty! Would you like to come over and eat together? βγ
The frightened little girl shrank her neck, but she didn't see it!
If Wang Yu saw this scene, he would definitely sigh: "It's really a good show!" It's so cute to sell! What a hooligan! β
It turns out that this snack girl is not a simple person!
(To be continued......)
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