Chapter 80: First and Last Place
The milk tea shop that Eunhyuk took a few people to was on the street at the back gate of Hongik University, and the store was crowded with people, and it looked like business was not bad.
"The milk tea here is delicious, as long as I have time, I will come."
"I think it's because there are more female students who come here to drink milk tea, right?" Huang Xiaobao exposed Yinhe's hypocritical face with a single sentence, but this is indeed the case, it is already mid-May, and those female college students who love beauty have long been wearing skirts, and at a glance, they are all white thighs, just like swiping the screen, even he, a person who claims to be a decent person in martial arts, can't help but feel irritable when he sees it.
"Men like beautiful women, it's right, ouch, what are you doing with my ears?!" Before Eun Hyuk finished speaking, he began to cry out in pain, and it turned out that IU's white and tender little hands had already twisted his ears, "Be reserved, be reserved, you are a woman!" ”
"Hmph, who told you to talk nonsense?"
Yinhe and the four are all artists, Huang Xiaobao is worried about whether it will cause harassment, but Yinhe said with a smile: "There are not 10,000 but 8,000 famous artists in South Korea, I worry about this and that every day, how can I live this day?" You'll be relieved, it'll be fine. ”
As if in order to confirm Yinhe's words, after a few people walked into the store, those customers did not rush up, but greeted them very peacefully, and some people even asked for a few autographs, but what Huang Xiaobao didn't expect was that there were still people looking for him to sign autographs.
The girl said, "Although I don't know what your name is, I always feel that I have seen it somewhere, so you can sign it for me." ”
"This guy and Zheng Xiujing have filmed pictorials together." Eunhyuk said from the side.
"Ah, it's you, I said, my memory has always been good, it's impossible to remember wrong."
In this way, Huang Xiaobao had the feeling of being a star for the first time in his life.
"Brother Xiaobao, it turns out that the man who filmed the pictorial with Xiujing is you, why is it a little familiar when I say it."
Huang Xiaobao said depressedly: "It's just a little light makeup, so you won't be unrecognizable, right?" ”
Eunhyuk said: "Stupid, although I just put on some light makeup, but the pictorial needs to be post-processed, fix it here, change it there, and it's normal to not recognize it." ”
IU and Park Ji-yeon are not only the same age, but also have similar personalities, they are both typical girls in their twenties, with a very sweet mouth and a hearty laugh, and drinking afternoon tea with such a person will naturally make you feel good.
Huang Xiaobao was also in a good mood, but it didn't take long for him to get worse.
In addition to having a very sweet mouth and a hearty laugh, a little girl in her twenties also has one thing in common, that is, gossip, Park Ji-yeon and IU are both artists, so the two are talking about gossip in the entertainment industry, for example, which male artist likes which female artist, and has often sent flowers and snacks recently, for example, which female artist has always had a crush on a male artist, and has been in love for a long time, but she has never had the courage to say it, and then chatted and talked about Huang Xiaobao, of course, the two women and Huang Xiaobao are not very familiar, will not take the initiative to talk about him, but will be brought over by Eunhyuk.
Park Ji-yeon is a little better, when she was in the dormitory, she may have heard Park So-yeon's eldest sister talk about it, but IU didn't know it at all, so when she heard Eun-hyuk say that Huang Xiaobao had a messy relationship with a lot of female artists, she suddenly widened her beautiful eyes: "Really? Brother Xiaobao, are you really dating Yun'er's seniors? ”
Huang Xiaobao pointed at Yinhe and scolded with a smile: "This guy can't even believe half a sentence when he says ten sentences, do you think I'm dating Yun'er?" ”
"I also saw the news, if you weren't dating, how would you go to the hotel?"
Huang Xiaobao wanted to use the method told him by sunny to say that he was S.M's new assistant to prevaricate IU, but when he thought that Yinhe was S.M's old fritter, he gave up, if he really said it, it is estimated that he would steal chicken and rice, so he said honestly: "It's very simple, I had a meal with Yun'er at noon, drank some wine, Yun'er's alcohol is not good, a little drunk, and I don't know where her dormitory is, so I can only take her to the hotel to let her sleep for a while." ”
"Isn't that an official explanation?"
"Huh?" Huang Xiaobao was stunned, isn't the official explanation that he is the company's new assistant? When did it change again?
"Do I look like a deceitful?" Eun Hyuk and Zheng Yonghe knew what had happened, because Huang Xiaobao said it just now when they were eating, but IU didn't know, so they thought that Huang Xiaobao was fooling her with an official explanation, and they were immediately unhappy.
Park Ji-yeon believed what Huang Xiaobao said, because she happened to be present when Huang Xiaobao 'pounced' on Sunny that day, so she felt that Huang Xiaobao's girlfriend should be Sunny, not Lin Yuna.
IU has a fleshy baby face, and her eyes are not as sharp as Park Ji-yeon's, she looks very weak, and she really looks like a good deception.
Several of them looked at IU with a 'you know' expression, and she was flushed.
"Why are you all looking at me like that? I, let me tell you, I have been taking little red flowers every year for six years of elementary school, and I am a smart baby. ”
"Really?" Eunhyuk was the first to express disbelief.
IU was anxious: "Of course it's true, if you don't believe me, you can test me." ”
"Tested you? Okay. Yinhe thought for a while and said, "Lao Wang is a businessman, he entered the batch of goods, the purchase price is 10,000 yuan, the market is sluggish, he plans to sell it at a loss of 9,000 yuan, and then a guest came, saying that he wanted to buy this batch of goods, and gave Lao Wang 10,000 yuan, Lao Wang had no change, so he went to the neighbor to change 10,000 yuan change, after the guest left, the neighbor ran over and said that the 10,000 yuan just now was fake, Lao Wang had no choice, and lost a real money to the neighbor, so the question is, in this transaction, how much did Lao Wang lose in total? ”
"Huh? What a messy topic, change one for another. "Don't talk about the answer, IU didn't even understand the question.
"Change it, okay!" Eunhyuk thought for a moment and said, "You're participating in a running race, running and running, and you're over the penultimate place, so how many are you now?" ”
"If I exceed the penultimate place, then I am not the third from the bottom?"
The old god Yinhe said on the ground: "Are you sure? ”
"Of course it's certain, how can such a small problem be me?" IU said confidently.
Huang Xiaobao and Zheng Yonghe, who were listening, almost laughed, only Park Ji-yeon was silently breaking her fingers.
"You have exceeded the penultimate place, which means that you were originally the penultimate first, and the penultimate one place has advanced, which is the penultimate number?"
"Second to last." IU's face instantly turned as red as an autumn apple, "This doesn't count, come again, another one, I promise to answer correctly." ”
"Another one? All right. Eunhyuk said with a grin, "It's still a running race, running and running and you surpassed the second place, so how many are you now?" ”
"If you go over the second place, isn't that the first place? Is there such a simple question to ask? Senior, you underestimate me too much, really when I'm a primary school student?! IU said pretending to be angry.
Huang Xiaobao finally couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Wow hahaha, Miss IU, I think your IQ is really 'first', more than the second, that means that you were originally the third, and the third place has advanced by one place, how can it be counted as the second place, how did you calculate the first place?" ”
Although Park Ji-yeon miscalculated the first question, the second question was still correct, so she cheekily began to taunt IU: "Ji-eun, we have known each other for many years, but I didn't know until today that your elementary school math was taught by a physical education teacher." ”
As soon as he heard this, IU's face suddenly turned redder than Red Fuji, and he hurriedly slapped it as a fan, and said, "Hehe, my brain didn't turn for a while, hey..."
At this time, the owner of the milk tea shop, who was acting as an audience on the side, 'leaned' on the side and sighed: "Yinhe's topic is really him. Damn classics, I didn't even get any of them right. ”