As I spend more time sitting at my computer, I forget about some of the verses. As soon as I got up in the morning, I suddenly heard my wife ask me what gift I would give her today. The brain didn't react, and directly threw away the sentence, 'Is there a gift for the Lantern Festival?' How about sending you a lantern? ’。 The result can be imagined, carved treasure!

After begging for mercy for a long time, I realized that today turned out to be the legendary ** Festival, and it has been a few years since I got married. Who still remembers this verse! Go to work and get off work every day, and sleeping has become the main theme of life, so what about the excitement and affection of the year?

Get! In order to live a more comfortable life in the future, I flattered my wife and said, 'How about giving you eleven roses?' ’

As a result, the powerful wife directly said, 'What to do with that money, today's flowers are so expensive, fold cash and make a red envelope!' Suddenly I went crazy again! It seems that this wife will not give up if she doesn't clean my private money!

Then I said, 'Then let's get a discount on today's flowers!' Count ten yuan a flower, so how about giving you a red envelope of one hundred and one? But isn't that a good number? ’

And guess what? The wife smiled as brightly as a flower and said: "This number is not very good, don't people say it for a lifetime!" You can wrap me for 1314 pieces! ”

Looking at his wife's skewer-like smile, I thought that I really had little time to go shopping with her after burying the words. It's rare that today is a double festival, so I gritted my teeth and agreed. After my wife went to work with a smile and left, I struggled with my poor wallet again! This month's cigarette money, I'm afraid I'm going to save some more! And it's still private money! As a man, why do I live so sadly?

Never mind! Don't talk about these people, I hope you don't think I'm verbose! Today's holiday, I don't know how many book friends will sit by the computer and accompany the computer to spend this ** festival. Strive for a few more chapters today, so that everyone can have fun while being bored! Best regards!

Of course, book friends who don't have time to read books, I also wish you a successful hug today! Anyway, that thing is quite expensive today, but in order not to kill people, I suggest you buy one and wear it! I don't understand what this means, so let's think about it! Hey! (To be continued.) )