Chapter 163: When I do things, I'll wear a condom

"Old man, for the sake of your feelings that you are not completely confused, how about your aunt and grandmother give you a golden idea that can completely relieve your troubles and enjoy your old age in peace?"

"What's the idea?"

After listening to Fang Qingping's words, Fang Boxiong subconsciously blurted out, his big eyes were blazing to the extreme in an instant, and the surprise of "a desperate person in trouble suddenly encountered the last life-saving straw" burst out in it.

But Fang Qingping didn't speak, but hung up the phone directly, and the angry Fang Boxiong really wanted to show her face immediately and scold.

"Looks like it's not going to work without bleeding!"

The old man muttered helplessly, and then made another phone call to go out.

Two or three minutes later, Fang Qingping's mobile phone rang, but this time it was a short message prompt from the bank.

Seriously counted the large number of "0s" behind the "1", and the corners of her mouth lifted, revealing a satisfied smile.

"This old man is quite interesting."

Saying that, Fang Qingping sent a short message to the old man, with only two simple words on it: Divide up!

After seeing these two words, Fang Boxiong was obviously stunned for a moment, and his heart seemed to be dripping blood. 100 million in exchange for such two broken words, robbing the bank is not so fast, right?

"Stinky girl, you give me ......"

The old man wanted to scold Fang Qingping fiercely, but when he was halfway through this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his mind flashed with inspiration, and the problem that had plagued him for a long time suddenly became clear.

"Bang!"

The fist slammed lightly on the table, and the old man gritted his teeth and said to himself: "Girl, tiger poison is not yet a child, you are a desperate plan to kill each other?" ”

When the words fell, a fierce light suddenly shot out of the old man's ping-pong ball-sized eyes, but it was like a meteor flashing in the night sky, and it was gone in the blink of an eye.

"Girl, you are really exactly the same as me when I was young: ruthless and know how to hide yourself. Looks like I really have to sit on that chair for you. ”

After bowing his head and pondering for a moment, Fang Boxiong had a plan in his heart, with an amiable smile on his face, humming Peking Opera and walking out.

"I stood ...... the gates"

Fang Qingya, who was eating in the restaurant, couldn't help but put down the dishes and chopsticks when she heard her grandfather sing his favorite "Empty City Strategy", and asked herself in surprise:

"This old man, what makes him so happy?"

"It must be because you have changed your mind and no longer resist my husband."

Liu Mang, who was bored eating, immediately seized the opportunity to interject when he heard this, and "teased" her.

Fang Qingya's face turned red, but it was like the colorful glow revealed in the cloud peak, fleeting.

But the pair of delicate people wrapped in white shirts were doing obvious ups and downs, and the exposed one-third hemisphere trembled, and Liu Mang, who was shaking, was a little dazzled, and really wanted to rip off her shirt and bite it there.

"What are you looking at?" ”

Fang Qingya glanced at him viciously, and shouted coquettishly, "Hurry up and eat, and then, go back to the law firm with me to pack up your things." ”

"Wife, the way you look when you're angry is so beautiful."

Liu Mang grinned and continued to eat, as soon as he thought that from tonight onwards, he would have to live under the same roof as Fang Qingya, he felt that he had endless strength in his body, and this appetite was even better.

"What a pig to eat so much at once!"

In terms of words, Fang Qingya, who had repeatedly failed, finally seized the opportunity, her chin was slightly raised, and a little pride appeared on her delicate face.

Although it didn't hurt or itch, she was still very happy to be able to hit the arrogant guy in front of her.

However, a few seconds after her words fell, Fang Boxiong's voice floated in from outside: "Xiaoya, please don't insult the pig, okay?" That little bastard in front of you can eat more than a pig. ”

Hearing this, the old man was really in a good mood, and he even joked with the two of them.

"Giggles!"

As soon as she heard this, Fang Qingya, who held her mouth and forced herself not to laugh, after holding on for a few seconds, she still couldn't hold back the smile in her heart, and bloomed into a melodious singing voice like a silver bell.

"So happy?"

Seeing Fang Boxiong walking in, still holding a small jar of wine in his arms, Fang Qingya stopped smiling, and a little surprise suddenly appeared on her face.

In her memory, the stinky old man hadn't been so happy in years.

"Have a drink together?"

The old man ignored Fang Qingya's surprise, and shook the small jar of aged wine in his hand at Liu Mang, but before Liu Mang could speak, Fang Qingya preemptively said:

"He's going to drive for a while, he can't drink!"

This reason is very good and powerful, so that the two men can only pout, and their faces show a trace of helplessness at the same time.

But in the next second, Fang Qingping said something that made the two big men laugh: "He can't accompany you, but I can drink with you?" ”

As she spoke, she snatched the wine from the old man's hand, skillfully opened the sealing mud on it, and took a big sip from mouth to mouth.

When the overflowing aroma of wine wafted up, the corners of Liu Mang's mouth twitched unobediently, and he scolded angrily in his heart:

"This stinky, come up with such a high-sounding reason not to let me drink, it turned out to be such an idea?"

Liu Mang, who was very annoyed, looked helpless, and could only put all his anger on the food in front of him.

He wasn't worried about being caught by the police while driving drunk, but, stimulated by alcohol, he was worried that he couldn't control the car, and once there was a human tragedy where the car was destroyed and people died, then he would become the biggest joke in the ancient martial arts world.

Old man Fang Boxiong knew that Fang Qingya was drinking like drinking water because of her body, so she could only pout helplessly, sighing and complaining to herself:

"Unlucky, how did you forget this little drunkard?"

"Hee-hee!" ”

Fang Qingya showed her cute side, playfully stretched out her tongue, poured a small cup for Fang Boxiong, and said confidently:

"I'm getting older, it's okay to drink so much at once."

Looking at the pitiful small glass of wine, the old man really had the heart to die, his face deliberately tensed, and he reminded her seriously:

"If you drink alcohol, if you are pregnant, it will affect the baby."

As soon as these words came out, Fang Qingya, who was tender-faced, suddenly made a big red face, glared at the stinky old man beside him who was "disrespectful to the old", and said angrily, "I'm full", got up and left.

However, when passing by Liu Mang's side, the man's extremely serious words suddenly came from her ears: "Grandpa, please rest assured, Sister Qingya drank wine today, and when I run errands at night, I will remember to wear a condom." (To be continued.) )