Chapter 2: Crooked Neck
The Third Affiliated Hospital of Gusu University Medical College is a tertiary first-class hospital, and the whole Jiangnan Province is very famous.
In such a large hospital, there is a sudden loud shouting and swearing, which quickly attracts a large group of patients who come to see the doctor.
Song Jian held on to the stairs and walked down, only to see a big man almost one meter nine tall in the hall on the first floor, wearing a black suit, his head tilted to the upper left, swearing in his mouth, and behind him, there was a doctor in his thirties.
"Mr. Ma, why are you in a hurry? Aren't we doing our best to treat you," the doctor wiped the sweat from his forehead when he saw the crowd of onlookers, and grabbed the big man with his head tilted.
"Ge Laozi! Are you healing? You guys are making trouble for Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu is just a sleeping pillow, his neck hurts, because there is an important negotiation this afternoon, a contract of 30 million, Lao Tzu doesn't want to tilt his head to negotiate the contract, so he found you. What did you say at the beginning? What I said at the beginning! Okay, 10,000 yuan, wrapped in a day, now, now Lao Tzu has become a big toad, and he can only look up at the sky. It's been a day and a half, not only is my neck not good, but Lao Tzu is getting more and more painful! Can you afford a contract of 30 million? What about your hospital leaders! I'm looking for him! Judging from the thick gold chain around his neck and rustic big scalp shoes, this person should be a nouveau riche, the surname of the Sichuan nouveau riche, although straightforward, but the temper is also unusually irritable.
The doctor behind him estimated that he had not been long after graduating with a doctorate, and obviously had little experience in dealing with these situations, so he wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Let's go back to the treatment room first, and then I will explain to Mr. Ma in detail when we return to the treatment room." ”
At this time, there were more and more patients gathered, and many nurses also stood in the crowd to watch, but they did not dare to interject.
"What a treatment room! If you treat him again, Lao Tzu will lie in the morgue! "This horse is always a straight man, and he speaks very straight, with a slight Sichuan accent, and the patients around him snickered when they heard it.
"What's going on!"
At this time, a middle-aged man with gold-rimmed glasses, wearing a white coat and putting his hands in his pockets, squeezed through the crowd, walked in, and asked.
"Director! Director, you're here," the doctor saw the middle-aged man with a straight belly, and hurriedly walked over, as if he had seen a savior.
The middle-aged man glanced at the young doctor dissatisfied, then looked at Mr. Ma, and said, "I am the director of the Department of Orthopedics and Traumatology, Qi Fei, this patient, if you have any dissatisfaction, you can tell me." ”
Qi Fei is full of style, his hands are naturally inserted in the pockets of his white coat, and he wears thick gold-framed glasses, which makes people unconsciously feel convinced.
When Mr. Ma heard the voice, he turned his neck hard, glanced at Qi Fei, then tilted his neck, his tone softened a little, and said, "Yesterday I slept and came to your department, and it was this Dr. Li who received the treatment. Because there was a negotiation this afternoon, which was very important to me, I asked if I could cure my stiff neck one day. What Dr. Li said is definitely possible, and it can be wrapped up in one day, but the treatment cost is more expensive, requiring more than 10,000 yuan. Lao Tzu paid the treatment fee, and he also took medicine and injections on time, and now, now Lao Tzu's neck is not only not well, but also swollen, and it hurts to speak...... Ouch, Ge Laozi, it hurts! That's it. ”
After listening to this, Qi Fei nodded, he glanced at the doctor who was receiving the consultation, and said, "You go and show me the film of his neck." ”
Hearing this, Dr. Li ran into the treatment room and took out the film he had taken for the big man yesterday.
Qi Fei took it, first looked at the patient's information, took out an X-ray in front of many patients, and looked at the light.
"Director, do you want to let the patient go back to the treatment room first?" Doctor Li whispered to Qi Fei.
"Shut up!" Qi Fei snorted, but secretly sighed in his heart, it seems that this group of young doctors still need to be honed, their knowledge and academic qualifications are enough, but the experience in handling things is far behind. There are so many patients standing around now, and if it can't be resolved satisfactorily, the reputation of the hospital will definitely be damaged.
Mr. Ma tilted his head and stared at Qi Fei.
Qi Fei looked at the X-ray seriously for a while, smashed it, smashed it, and said, "That, Ma Deshui, Comrade Ma, judging from the X-ray, you are not a simple stiff neck." You see, from this picture, you have a slight displacement of your fourth cervical vertebrae, and, judging by the redness and swelling in your neck, you should also have muscle tissue damage complicated by neuritis in your neck. ”
Hearing the names of diseases such as "cervical spine displacement" and "tissue damage neuritis", Ma Deshui's eyes clearly showed some worry.
"I ...... I'm just a stiff neck," Ma Deshui's tone softened a lot, "I used to be very healthy, I just wanted to cure my stiff neck quickly, why do I have so many problems now." ”
Qi Fei sighed, patted Ma Deshui's shoulder, and said, "I'm sorry, Dr. Li has just graduated, and he doesn't know about some of his conditions. But we really can't cure you of your illness in one day, and even a week is not enough. ”
When Qi Fei said this, his face was solemn.
The surrounding patients listened to Qi Fei's explanation and began to discuss.
"I see."
"This big man is really sloppy, and he has such a big problem, and he doesn't know it."
"Oops, it looks like you'll have to be a little more careful when you go to bed in the future."
Ma Deshui also panicked, he turned his head hard, stared at Qi Fei, and said, "Director Qi, what about my illness...... What should I do with my afternoon negotiations? ”
Qi Fei shook his head and said, "Comrade Ma, don't hide it, your illness is light and light, and it is serious." With the strength of our hospital, we should be able to cure it within a week. But if you don't cooperate, it is likely to cause paralysis of the lower limbs. As you know, the neck of the human body is very fragile and very important. ”
Ma Deshui was about to speak, but Qi Fei was already patting Ma Deshui's shoulder and said, "Comrade Ma, if you want to die or money, you have to think clearly." ”
"I ......," Ma Deshui was cowardly speechless.
Song Jian on the stairs pursed his lips disdainfully, and said secretly in his heart: I originally thought that only Lang Zhong, who was going to the square, would fool the patient with this trick, but I didn't expect that now the doctors in the big hospital have also learned this trick.
Seeing the gold necklace around Ma Deshui's neck, Song Jian's heart moved, went down the stairs, separated everyone, and walked to Ma Deshui's side.
At this time, Ma Deshui's eyes showed a look of panic, and Qi Fei's sentence "may cause paralysis of the lower limbs" just now really scared him.
Song Jian walked up to Ma Deshui and said, "Big man, if I can heal your neck in ten minutes, can you give me 10,000 yuan for treatment." ”
The patients around them originally thought that Song Jian was Ma Deshui's friend, but they didn't expect Song Jian to suddenly come up with such a sentence.
"Huh? Is this kid crazy? ”
"Yes, the cervical vertebrae are displaced, and what kind of cervical neuritis, how can this disease be cured in ten minutes?"
"The big hospitals can't cure it, but this kid is not ashamed, he is probably poor and crazy."
Song Jian didn't pay attention to everyone's discussions, but looked at Ma Deshui, he was really short of money, without this 10,000 yuan, Song Jian would not be able to cure the poison of sea and loin in his body.
Ma Deshui looked at Song Jian in a daze.
At this time, Qi Fei on the side frowned, and pushed his gold-framed glasses with his right hand, "Who are you?" This is a regular hospital, not a place for you to cheat. Get out of here, or I'll call the security guards to blast you out." ”
Song Jian didn't pay attention to Qi Fei at all, he pointed to the chair on the side, and said to Ma Deshui, "How is it?" Treat the disease first and pay later, and don't pay if you can't cure it. ”
Hearing this, Ma Deshui seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, immediately nodded, and said, "Okay, I promise you." ”
With that, Ma Deshui hurriedly sat down on the stool.
Song Jian touched his pocket, only to find that he didn't even have a needle.
"Which one has a needle, borrow it from me," Song Jian asked in all directions.
Qi Fei sneered, "What? Do you still want to use acupuncture to treat this patient's disease? Do you have a medical license? Do you have an acupuncturist certificate? You administer needles in our hospital, who is responsible for the accident? ”
There was a lot of talk about the patients, but no one had needles with them.
At this time, a nurse with a tray was standing in the crowd and watching with relish, Song Jian walked over, grabbed the syringe in the tray, then pulled out the needle and held it in his hand.
"What are you doing?" The nurse screamed, raised her hand and was about to snatch it, but the patients around her were very expectant, and the nurse was squeezed out of the crowd.
Qi Fei sneered, he didn't believe that Song Jian could heal Ma Deshui's neck in ten minutes, although Qi Fei knew that acupuncture was sometimes magical, but Song Jian was only a young man about twenty years old, and his body was so thin and weak, he knew that he was a sick man at a glance.
"Humph! I can tell you, the nerves in the neck are very important, and if you prick a needle, the patient may never be able to stand up again! Qi Fei said coldly, he didn't step forward to stop him.
Song Jian also ignored Qi Fei, for this kind of big fool, Song Jian has always despised it, he took the needle of the syringe in his hand, and walked to Ma Deshui's side.
"Hey, hey, brother, you...... Are you sure you can cure my cervical spine displacement and muscle injury complicated by cervical neuritis? That one...... Forget about that. Ma Deshui looked at the needle in Song Jian's hand in horror, he promised very well just now, and now he regrets it, which makes Ma Deshui feel a little uncomfortable, but when he thinks that the lower half of his body may be completely paralyzed, Ma Deshui can't take care of it so much.
Song Jian smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, it's just a needle in your foot." ”
Ma Deshui breathed a long sigh of relief, and then sneered: "I'm scared to death." Ah, little brother, come, you can try it, and you can stick ...... on your feet."