Chapter 430: Despised by the Cat
The foreign woman who resembles Sophie Marceau has been standing at the door of the flagship store of the pet home, "without going inside or speaking." She just used her dazzling brown-green eyes like emeralds to look at everyone in the outpatient department on the first floor. Her gaze was as clear as a mountain spring, and there was a hint of aristocratic aura in it. It is this aristocratic atmosphere that adds a bit of mystery to her, and also makes people more and more curious about the origin of her identity.
I don't know if I was shocked by the aristocratic temperament exuded from her, and the staff in the flagship store of the pet home all stood in a daze one by one, and no one stepped forward to receive them. There was no way, Zhou Xiaochuan could only go out in person, and walked in front of the foreign woman with a smile: "May I ask Madam, is there anything you need our help with?" ”
The foreign woman stared at Zhou Xiaochuan with wide brown-green eyes, with a confused expression: "Pawaezvauparlerfrwnis?" (Can you speak French?) )”
The smile on Zhou Xiaochuan's face instantly froze.
Which language does this foreign cute girl speak? English? Doesn't sound like that......
There's no way, Zhou Xiaochuan only learned English and a foreign language when he was studying, and his grades were not very good. At the beginning, I was able to pass the CET-4 exam, but I relied on luck and tactics to get through the risk. If you really let him communicate with foreigners in English, he will stop eating immediately. So, it was understandable that he couldn't hear the difference between French and English at this time
Oh, no, he had taught himself Japanese in addition to English, but he could only use a few words such as 'Ichiku,' 'flax fall', and so on. Why do you want to learn Japanese...... Everybody knows.
"Sorry, I didn't understand what you said. What, can you speak Chinese? As a last resort, Zhou Xiaochuan could only add body movements, and at the same time used the ancient and eccentric foreigner speaking Chinese accent in the old-fashioned movie: "Chinese, do you understand it?" ”
“Qwefateswaus? (What are you doing?) The foreign woman frowned slightly, obviously not understanding what he was doing.
"Isn't this a chicken and a duck talking, it's strange to be able to communicate clearly... Zhou Xiaochuan was very helpless, so he turned around and asked the pet doctors in the outpatient department on the first floor, "Can any of you understand what this foreign girl said?" ”
Everyone shook their heads in unison.
If the foreign woman spoke English, some of them would be able to barely communicate with her. *.*//It's a pity that this foreign woman speaks French. How could they understand French since they were young, so they didn't learn French?
Just when the stalemate was awkward, another person walked into the flagship store of the pet home. Seeing Zhou Xiaochuan pointing fingers at a beautiful foreign woman, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then asked curiously, "Xiao Zhou, what are you doing here?" ”
The person who came, Zhou Xiaochuan also knew, was Zhang Aijia's mentor, Ou Yanling, a professor at the Provincial Conservatory of Music.
"Teacher, why are you here?" Zhang Aijia, who was teaching Yuan Chengwen about business experience, hurriedly greeted him with a look of surprise.
Ou Yanling replied with a smile: "Didn't you say before that the flagship store of the pet home will open today?" I came over to take a look, and by the way, give my little girl a bath and a beautiful appearance. She was holding a snow-white poodle in her hand, which was her pet girl. After answering Zhang Aijia's question, her eyes were on Zhou Xiaochuan and the foreign woman again, and she asked again, "Aijia, what's going on?" ”
After Zhang Aijia explained the situation concisely, she suddenly remembered something: "Hey, teacher, I remember that you seem to be able to speak French, right?" Could you please help us flip it through? ”
"No problem." Ou Yanling agreed, and then said in a very authentic Parisian French: "Hello ma'am, do you need any help?" The foreign woman was quite happy to hear an authentic native accent in a foreign country, pointed to the blue-gray Chartres cat in her arms, and replied in French: "My duke doesn't know what's going on, my mental state and appetite have been quite bad lately, and I even vomited and diarrhea last night, which frightened me......"
Although Ou Yanling was a temporary guest translator, she did a very competent job, accurately and timely translating the French spoken by the foreign woman into Chinese.
After listening to Ou Yanling's translation, Zhou Xiaochuan took the blue-gray Chartres cat named Duke from the foreign woman and put it on the diagnosis table for examination.
The duke, who had been sluggish, raised his head at this moment, looked at Zhou Xiaochuan with a scrutinizing gaze, and said, "Hey, human, don't think that you can speak beast language, I will accept your treatment." You know, my Duke is a nobleman among cats. Tell me, what is your education? ”
Although the pronunciation of the duke's beast language is a bit strange and different from that of the native animals, if you listen carefully, you can still understand the general meaning.
Zhou Xiaochuan slapped his forehead and said secretly in his heart: "Hey, how did I just forget that this beast language is common to animals all over the world, and it is not divided into various language families like our human language." I thought of this earlier, so I communicated with this cat, and I didn't have to toss and talk to a foreign girl there for half a day......"
As Zhou Xiaochuan said, animal language is common to animals all over the world. Although there are some differences in pronunciation and words due to the different countries and regions where they are located. However, this difference is far less than the difference between Chinese and English and French in human languages. Or we can use this analogy, the beast language is like Chinese, and the animal language spoken by animals in different countries and regions is like the dialect under Chinese, although each has its own characteristics, although there are differences between them, but as long as you slow down the speed of speech and listen carefully, you can still understand the general meaning.
Seeing that Zhou Xiaochuan was in a daze and didn't answer his question, the duke was a little unhappy, and he snorted with a blowing beard and glaring: "Hey, human, I'm asking you a question, how can you be in a daze?" It's rude! Tell me, what kind of education do you have? ”
Zhou Xiaochuan replied casually: "I have a bachelor's degree." Then he reacted and asked puzzledly, "Hey, why did I say why are you asking this question?" ”
"As I said just now, I'm from a noble family among cats, so how can I casually let people treat me?" The duke replied, looking at Zhou Xiaochuan's cat eyes full of contempt: "You just said that you have a bachelor's degree?" Then you're not qualified to see me! When I was in France, the people who treated me were all with a doctorate degree or above! ”
Nima, Lao Tzu was actually despised by a cat!
Several black lines immediately appeared on the door of Zhou Xiaochuan's head.
Before he could speak, the duke, who was lying on the diagnosis table, spoke again: "Okay, don't stand here and be an eyesore, hurry up and flash me and call a few doctors and professors from well-known veterinary schools to see me." At least, it has to be a doctoral professor at the National Veterinary School of Lyon, France! ”
Well, this Chartres cat from France is still setting up a score at this time.
Zhou Xiaochuan was really a little crying and laughing.
At this time, the sand that had led the old turtle and the black boy to inspect the work in the flagship store of the pet home suddenly appeared on the diagnosis table.
As soon as he saw the sand, the duke's eyes immediately straightened, and he exclaimed in despair: "Ouch, hey, what a beautiful ・・・・・・ beauty!" What a beautiful little female cat, I have never seen such a noble little female cat in France........."..., its expression instantly Brother Pig was extremely obscene, and there was even a string of halas at the corners of his mouth. It was originally lying on the diagnosis table in a state of malaise, and hurriedly stood up, wanting to show its majestic side to the beautiful and beautiful 'sexy little cat' in front of him.
"I said beauty, can you leave a phone number?" The duke has a shy face and looks like a lewd pig, which makes people really want to slap it.
'Smack! ,
The sand actually raised its claws and slapped the duke in the face.
The duke was a little stunned by this slap: "Beautiful...... Beauty, why did you suddenly do it to me? ”
Shazi raised his claws and waved in the direction of Zhou Xiaochuan: "Do you know what the identity of this human being is?" He's my master! If you dare to be disrespectful to my master, I will teach you a lesson. Hmph, to tell you the truth, it's still light for me to slap you. If you dare to be disrespectful to my master again, I will let the two humming generals under my command go up together, and beat you to death in a group of rounds! ”
"Huh, the second general?"
"That's us!" The old turtle and the black boy also appeared on the diagnosis table, stretching their necks and legs, and glaring at the Duke angrily, looking at the two of them, it seemed that they would really rush up and beat the Duke at any time.
Although these two living treasures will tear each other down many times, they are quite cooperative when defending their masters. You know, with the clumsiness of the old turtle, it is quite difficult to climb to the diagnosis table, if it is not for the help of the black boy to carry it, I am afraid that it will still be tossing under the foot of the table at this time.
The duke had obviously never seen such a battle, and was a little frightened, so he shrunk his head and replied: "Sorry・・・・・・ I really didn't know that this human was your master. Well, I apologize to him, and it's okay to accept his treatment, right? Beauty, we are all cultural cats, don't abuse force at every turn, okay? There is a ** share of this... ・・・”
Shazi snorted coldly disdainfully: "Seed." Then he ignored it, turned around and jumped off the examination table, and continued to inspect the work in the store.
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