Chapter 13: Are You Kidding?
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Although the queen asked Yu Xiaoming to review carefully, she also guided him on the side, but she did not force him to stay up all night and study hard. At half past eleven, the queen asked Yu Xiaoming to go to bed and get up early tomorrow to continue studying.
Originally, Yu Xiaoming thought that he could do something embarrassing with the queen, but who knew that the queen did not mention this request at all. On the contrary, he persuaded Yu Xiaoming to focus on employment and study during this time.
At night, Yu Xiaoming slept alone on the sofa in the living room, tossing and turning and couldn't sleep. There was always an evil thought in her head that tempted her to sin. Push the door and go in, there is a fragrant beautiful woman waiting for you inside.
But Yu Xiaoming knew that if he really did this, then the harmonious atmosphere between him and the queen would be destroyed, and maybe the queen would put himself in the cold palace. Besides, the queen is also for her own good, and now she really wants to focus on studying, and after ten days, it is time to see the real thing. And he is determined to become a disciple of Kang Xinhua, at his own level, will Kang Xinhua accept it?
And for a respectable elder like Kang Xinhua, even if he wants to get close through some means, he must have real talent and real learning. Otherwise, no matter how close they are to you, you can't hold up the wall in the mud, and they won't be able to pay attention to you.
In the dead of night, Yu Xiaoming thought a lot, the past, the present, and the future, he didn't know what his future would be, but he knew that he had to work hard, and only by working hard could he become a master. Only when people are superior can people afford it, instead of playing small tricks like now, and being prestigious.
The morning sun came in, and as soon as Yu Xiaoming really opened his eyes, he heard movement in the next room. got up and looked through the crack in the door, only to see that the queen had already gotten up, and was doing morning sleep with the bodybuilding coach on TV.
Looking at the queen's slender figure, Yu Xiaoming drooled, no wonder she was in such a good figure, it turned out that she had been exercising.
"Are you awake? The bathroom has everything for you to wash up. ”
The Queen wouldn't have seen her through, or how would she know she was peeking at her?
Yu Xiaoming was startled by the Queen's words, but finally found that there was a mirror on the dresser in the Queen's room, and the Queen saw herself through this mirror.
obediently burrowed, and thought that the queen had become the queen of perspective, but it turned out that she was scaring herself.
If the queen also had perspective, would she stand on the side of the road all day long, looking through the handsome men on the side of the road. When I thought of the naked men on the street, with a bird and two eggs hanging underneath, I shuddered, it was too heavy.
Hurriedly ran to the bathroom, and sure enough, I saw that I had prepared toiletries for myself, and even a pair of clean underwear.
Wow, the queen is so caring, but how do these panties look like women?
Khan, it's really a lady's, it's just that the size is relatively large, but this underwear doesn't leave room for a man's little second brother. Wearing these underwear, he didn't suffocate the little second brother and suffocated to death.
"Qingxue, that, are these panties for me?"
Yu Xiaoming asked embarrassedly, does the queen really not know the difference between women's underwear and men's women's pants, or did she do it on purpose?
In fact, the queen was also embarrassed at this time, and when she went to buy these things in the morning, she struggled for a long time. In particular, the cashier looked at her very strangely at the time, and the queen was still very embarrassed to think about it now.
Now Yu Xiaoming asked, how should Chen Qingxue answer, this bastard, won't you read it, such a large size, it was not bought for him, could it be bought for someone else.
Chen Qingxue naturally knows the difference between the physical structure of men and women, and even knows it in great detail, she can take a sixteen-open piece of paper and list more than a dozen pages of content to explain the difference between the physiological structure of men and women. It's just that when it comes to men and women, she forgets that there is a lump under the man, and men's underwear is destined to be different from women's and women's pants, and there should be enough space for that lump.
Seeing that the queen didn't speak, Yu Xiaoming was very depressed, gritted his teeth, didn't wear anything, and walked out directly, still carrying the pair of women's pants in his hand.
"Qingxue, are you listening, these panties are wrong, they are women's women's pants!"
When Chen Qingxue heard Yu Xiaoming's words, she didn't react yet, and said, "I bought it according to the large size?" ”
"But, no matter how big it is, it's also women's pants!"
Chen Qingxue didn't care about her bodybuilding, walked out, and suddenly saw that Yu Xiaoming was wearing nothing underneath, and was stunned for a moment, and then thought of the relationship between the two, so she didn't say anything, but her face was still red.
"That, I saw that you bought me underwear, so I just threw the original one in the basin and soaked it, it was already wet and couldn't be worn!" Yu Xiaoming said embarrassedly, and at the same time he explained to Chen Qingxue the difference between men's and women's pants, worried that Chen Qingxue would not believe it, so he also took the package and pointed to the word "lady" written on it to show her.
Chen Qingxue knew that she had made another mistake of common sense, but she didn't want to change anything now, so she said plainly: "It's just a day first, and then buy it during the day and then change it!" Anyway, this one is big, enough for you to wear! ”
"You're not afraid of killing the second brother, where will your surname Fu come from?" Of course, Yu Xiaoming could only scratch his words, but he didn't dare to say it to his face.
Back in the bathroom, Yu Xiaoming washed up and hung up the empty gear directly. Anyway, in the winter, I wear a lot, and no one can see if I hang a blank gear.
After eating the bread and milk prepared by Chen Qingxue, Chen Qingxue went to school and asked Yu Xiaoming to review by himself, or do something else, and gave Yu Xiaoming a house key so that he could enter and exit freely in the future.
Yu Xiaoming felt very well-behaved, and after Chen Qingxue left, he read very seriously. And now he has a good memory, and he often doesn't need to remember much about the things he has seen, and he has a deep impression in his mind. And his comprehension has also improved a lot, something that is not too esoteric, it is not a problem for him at all.
Yu Xiaoming finished reading Chen Qingxue's book of Western medicine for him, and it was already past nine o'clock in the morning. It was at this time that Yu Xiaoming received a call from the calf. If it weren't for this call, Yu Xiaoming really forgot that he had something to do with Xiaoniu, this bastard actually dared to hang up his phone yesterday.
"Brother Yu, my calf, where are you, oh~ It hurts, Brother Yu, I'll go to you and apologize in person!"
The two made an appointment at a place, and Yu Xiaoming approved a down jacket, locked the door and went out.
The psychology is still wondering, how did this Niu Yongzhi do it, listening to it on the phone, it doesn't seem quite right, could it be that he was knocked out of the world war last night?
came to the teahouse that had been promised, and in the private room on the second floor, Yu Xiaoming saw Niu Yongzhi, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face. If it weren't for him saying that he was a calf, Yu Xiaoming would really be someone else, it would not be easy for such a big man to be beaten like this.
"You're funny, aren't you? Who dressed you like this? Yu Xiaoming said jokingly. At this time, Niu Yongzhi was really funny, with two panda eyes, the skin of the mouth was turned out, especially one cheek, which was still swollen high, and the most important thing was that when he spoke, he was leaking air and listening to extraordinarily coke.
"Brother Yu, I want to learn your kung fu of beating ten, this time I was bullied miserably, not only was I beaten, but I also lost three million. Brother Yu, I have already brought the money, you must teach me a dozen and ten kung fu, and when I practice this kung fu, I will definitely give that guy some color to see. "The calf's snot and tears are rippling, and it's really funny with his big head.
It's just that why did he say that he lost three million, could it be that their fight was similar to a boxing match, and he had to bet that he lost, so he lost three million. is really rich, I taught him a hand, and I only received 200,000 yuan, which is too cheap. It's just a manly husband, a spit and a nail, how can it be changed. Yu Xiaoming really doesn't want to be this man, but now he has to ask for this Niu Yongzhi, and he has no choice but to correct his image.
"Those are easy to say, don't worry, don't talk about a dozen ten, as long as you help me inquire about one thing, I will teach you a dozen and eleven!" Yu Xiaoming hugged the calf's shoulders, looking like our two good buddies.
"What's the matter, Brother Yu has an order, go to the soup and go to the fire must be completed!" This Niu Yongzhi is also a blow through the sky, Yu Xiaoming didn't say anything, this is all cowhide eating and flying.
This kid is unreliable, Yu Xiaoming already has a feeling of not knowing people at this time. But he has no other way, and among the people he knows, this guy has some ability.
"I don't know what you kid do, let me ask you something, have you heard of an old man named Kang Xinhua, who is a professor at Union Medical College." Yu Xiaoming looked at this guy seriously, he didn't have any hope, but when Yu Xiaoming talked about Kang Xinhua, this kid actually flashed a trace of surprise, could it be that his blind cat met a dead mouse, this guy knows Kang Xinhua.
"Brother Yu, what are you looking for her, she doesn't seem to have much ability, right?" Niu Yongzhi didn't mention anything else, but instead belittled Kang Xinhua and wanted to set it for Xiaoming's purpose.
If you don't know, it's really possible to be tricked by him. People who don't have any ability and no ability can be academicians. Besides, even if you don't have the ability, people may decide whether they can go to graduate school or not.
"You kid is not honest, forget it, let you do things, you have to let you know, no, next month I am going to take the graduate school entrance examination of Union Medical College, I heard that Academician Kang Xinhua will recruit two graduate students, I want to make some preparations in advance, and strive to become a disciple of Academician Kang." How's it going, Maverick, can you help with this? Yu Xiaoming said frankly, he guessed that Niu Yongzhi might really know Kang Xinhua.
Niu Yongzhi seems to have heard a big joke, no, Brother Yu's fighting strength, that means, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a good student, he can actually take the graduate school exam, and he also wants to become Kang Xinhua's disciple. Oh my God, are you kidding me again? If this is a joke, wake me up with a thunderbolt.
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