Chapter 52: Scolding You to Death
Let Liu Guozhan point at his nose and scold for a long time, all the capable people in Shangguan should fart, pick out their ears with their little fingernails, and blow a mouthful. I felt too tired to stand, so I pulled over the chair and sat down, leisurely plucked out the earwax, cocked Erlang's legs and hummed words in my mouth: "When your grandfather and I were young, we used to play here......"
The bodyguard has very smart ears, his face twitches, and he looks up at the roof, life should be as lonely as snow......
Liu Zixuan raised his head and looked at this scene dumbfoundedly, not knowing whether to laugh or ...... Laugh?
Five minutes later, Liu Guozhan was still spitting and spitting, spraying melons like crows.
Shangguan Nengren yawned, took out a bag of spiced peanuts from his arms, took out a small bottle of wild ginseng wine, ate a few peanuts, sipped a small wine, and hummed a small tune comfortably: "When you sing about wine, life is ...... geometrically"
Liu Guozhan's eyes were wide open, his eyes were like copper bells, and the aroma of wild ginseng wine made him swallow his saliva and snort coldly: "What brand of wine is this?" ”
Liu Zixuan: "......"
Bodyguard: "......"
Shangguan was able to take a sip, close his eyes and enjoy it for a while, and before Liu Guozhan was about to burst the pipe, he smiled and said, "Fragrant!" This is what I brewed with a hundred years of wild ginseng, half a tael a day, nourishing yin and aphrodisiac, you seventy-year-old bad old man drank it, and kept you sixty years old after three days, fifty years old after ten days, forty years old after one month, thirty years old after a year, and a dozen cubs like playing. ”
The corners of Liu Zixuan's and the bodyguard's mouths kept twitching, they didn't dare to laugh if they wanted to laugh, and they were like constipation.
Liu Guozhan's eyes lit up, and saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth.
Seeing the old man's reaction, Shangguan Nengren smiled and pointed to the corner of his mouth: "Saliva is flowing out." ”
"Huh!?" Liu Guozhan came back to his senses, saw that the bodyguard and his granddaughter were looking at him strangely, hurriedly wiped his saliva, coughed dryly, and pretended to ask unintentionally: "Well, your wine is not bad." But there is no evidence, who knows if it is true? ”
Shangguan looked at Liu Guozhan with disdain: "If you want to trick me into drinking, just say it, and if you beat around the bush, you will be a general!" The second-rate son of the village entrance is much stronger than you. ”
Liu Guozhan's old face darkened, and he said angrily: "OO, you are XX, I will be an immortal ......"
Shangguan frowned and touched his trouser pocket. Take out the two earbuds and shove them into the ear. Eat peanuts, drink wine, and hum a little song: "Your dad pouted chrysanthemums, and his father just killed him......"
Bodyguard ......
Liu Zixuan pounded the ground......
Liu Guozhan almost burst the pipe, picked up the toilet paper on the pillow, and smashed it: "Get out!" Get out of here! Roll out of the now! Roll the calves! ”
The sensei's head tilted and dodged the toilet paper. pulled out the earbuds and said angrily: "Stinky old man, dare to smash me, I declare!" I'm dead on your leg! Hum! ”
Stand up and turn around and go.
Liu Guozhan was dumbfounded: "Boy...... Ay! Come back! Return...... My day! ”
"Brother Shangguan, why are you here? Hee-hee, are you here to play with someone? ”
"Hehe, Ran Ran is back! No, I'm leaving! ”
"You left as soon as they came back, what do you mean?"
"There is an old man surnamed Liu who offended me, and he really thought that he would be able to empty his eyes if he was a general. There will be times when they will beg me. ”
"Huh?"
"Don't hey, let's go, let's eat together, and I'll send you to school after eating."
"Huh? Hee-hee, okay! ”
Hearing the sound from outside, Liu Guozhan's face turned pale and uncertain, and a trace of discoloration flashed in Liu Zixuan's eyes, and he disappeared immediately.
The bodyguard wept silently: daughter-in-law. Husband, I'm sorry for you, this mission time is going to be postponed again.
For three days in a row, Shangguan Nengren really didn't come to treat Liu Guozhan. Liu Guozhan was a little panicked, and he didn't think about tea and dinner for the past three days. short-tempered, and the black hair that was originally not much white was more than half white, which made Liu Zixuan anxious enough.
Because of Liu Guozhan's matter, the three-person study group deliberately refused Liu Zixuan's participation in the past three days, even if Zhang Tingting finished studying, she refused to talk to Liu Zixuan when she was at home, and there was a great tendency to draw a line with her. …,
The changes in the past three days have been seen by Liu Guozhan, and he secretly scolded the capable man for his small belly and chicken intestines, and for his villainous behavior that will be avenged. Liu Zixuan was isolated from the study group, and his heart was also not happy, but he didn't know how to solve the dilemma in front of him.
Zhang Hai and Chen Kaifang had already talked to Zhang Tingting, and they wanted Zhang Tingting to persuade the competent people not to lose a big deal because of a small thing, but Zhang Tingting didn't know what to say to them, so she sent them away in a few words, even if Liu Guozhan asked, the two old men shook their heads and sighed, looking helpless.
Liu Guozhan really couldn't stand it: "Old Chen! Lao Zhang! What the hell does that stinky boy mean? Is it possible that I want to beg him with a straight face? ”
"Brother Liu, you misunderstood." Chen Kaifeng shook his head and said, "That stinky boy didn't want you to beg him, he was angry that you made Zixuan's girl kneel." ”
"yes!" Zhang Hai sighed: "Although that kid is a bit outrageous, but he is very emotional, he really takes Zixuan as a friend, that kid came in that day, you still let Zixuan kneel, he is angry as a friend, this is deliberately revenge for Zixuan!" Don't let Zixuan join the study group, also to keep you from knowing his thoughts, the bell must be tied to the bell, unless you apologize to Zixuan in front of the kid, otherwise the kid won't come back. ”
Liu Guozhan twitched, turned his head to look at Liu Zixuan with a moved face, his heart was depressed, but he looked angry: "That bastard!" What is it about me to teach my granddaughter! Besides, it was Zi Xuan who hurt him that day, I taught Zi Xuan a lesson, and he was still not happy!? He is Zixuan's friend, am I not Zixuan's grandfather? It is only right for the elders to teach the younger generations! What does he want to do as an outsider!? I'm! I'm so! ”
The two old men looked up at the sky and were silent.
"Grandpa......" Liu Zixuan's voice was a little hoarse, and he said softly: "Don't be angry, all the mistakes are my fault, since the matter started because of me, let me solve it." I'll go to Shangguan and ask him to come back and treat you. ”
After that, it is time to go.
"Come back! Who let you go! Liu Guo's battle qi was cerebral congestion: "If it is not treated, it will not be cured!" Even if I am lame for the rest of my life, I will never bow down to that kid! ”
"Grandpa......"
"Shut up! There's no room for you to talk about here! ”
"You should shut up!" An abrupt voice came in from outside, and everyone was stunned.
"Manyun, why are you here?" Chen Kaifang looked at his daughter's angry appearance and had a headache.
Chen Manyun didn't have an interface, raised his hand, pointed at Liu Guozhan and scolded: "Have you made a mistake!" Is the little man making you bow to him!? He wants you to apologize to Zixuan! What age is it now? You also let the juniors kneel, regardless of Zixuan's mood at all! If you're at home, you can do it! Love can be taught how to teach, and it doesn't matter if the little capable person can't see it, but that day, it was clear that the little capable person knocked on the door, and you still asked Zixuan to kneel in front of the bed, what did you think of Zixuan? How can you let Zixuan hold her head up in front of the little capable person in the future? It's you, you were slapped more than a dozen times in front of your comrades-in-arms, how will you face your comrades-in-arms in the future? ”
Taking a breath, Chen Manyun continued to scold: "You are happy! Why don't you want to think about what Zixuan feels like when you're happy? You rely less on the old and sell the old! Disrespectful for the old! The Celestial Empire is based on respecting the old and loving the young, but for a bad old man like you who doesn't know right from wrong and messes around, how far away are you from death! Anyone can turn without the Celestial Empire! Don't think you're great if you've been a general! At the end of the Han Dynasty, He Jin was also a general! In the end, the family was still destroyed by the ancestors! There are no dead bodies! ”
This scolding made Liu Guozhan's face pale, especially the last sentence, comparing him with He Jin, this is scolding him for dying in the future! …,
If a competent person is here, he will definitely be amazed: "Auntie, it's amazing!" ”
Chen Manyun is worthy of being the confidant of Shangguan people, and these words speak out the heart of Shangguan people.
That day, the competent person knocked on the door and went in, and when he saw Liu Zixuan bowing his head and kneeling on the ground, his heart was angry, and the next series of behaviors were also to help Liu Zixuan get angry.
Liu Zixuan kicked me, but it was between me and her.
Do you want to punish Liu Zixuan? Yes! Don't let me see it, let me see it!
In front of me, an outsider, you still let Liu Zixuan kneel, what is your intention? Thought that would make me forgive her? I forgive you for it's my business, I use you!
After all, Liu Guozhan is an old man in his seventies, and he doesn't know enough about Shangguan people, he doesn't know his outlook on life and values, and he still does things with his old routine. But that set has long been outdated, backward, and hated.
This contradiction was completely caused by Liu Guozhan's self-righteousness, and after knowing the reason, not only did he not repent, but he also intensified his efforts, and the fish died and the net was broken, he was really stupid, Chen Manyun didn't know how this old man became the general of the Heavenly Dynasty? Could it be that Liu Guozhan is the same as Sun Quan, young and heroic, but old and faint?
Seeing Liu Guo's trembling anger, there were signs of the past at any time, Liu Zixuan hurriedly crossed between the two and said to Chen Manyun: "Auntie, my grandfather is also for my good, not what you think, because we are a military family, the way and method are not the same as other people's families, I don't feel wronged, I kicked and injured the competent person that day, even if it was unintentional, I did something wrong, grandpa asked me to kneel I am not dissatisfied, if I don't kneel, it will make me feel sorry." ”
"Your family has a different method, it's best to do it in your own home, and now when you go out, you should follow the local customs! And the one you have at home? Haven't you seen the movie "Gua Sha" back then! Even if it is well-intentioned, if you do a bad thing, you do a bad thing, and if you are wrong, you are wrong! It's shameful not to admit it! ”
Chen Manyun is worthy of being engaged in education, he talks one by one, and in terms of lip service, Chen Kaifang is at least ten streets behind, and Liu Zixuan is not known for his eloquence, let alone an opponent.
Maybe the only one who can scold Chen Manyun against the street without falling behind is Xiang Beibei's little monster. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )