"Lingman, come and see, come and see, run naked, run naked!"

Mu Wenhao stared at the computer screen, slapped the armrests with both palms, and stood high on the chair, his passionate voice echoing in the living room of less than ten square meters.

Gu Lingman was cleaning up the messy room like a dog kennel at this time, the strong smell of sweat choked her nose, she couldn't help frowning slightly, she hadn't come over for two days and it had become a mess of the Three Kingdoms, throwing one or two pairs of socks in the corner, throwing two or three trouser forks at the end of the bed, and wrinkling his clothes like a pock-faced woman, he was really an out-and-out stinky man.

It is said that stinky men have three messes: messy clothes, messy mattresses at home, messy relationships between men and women, this guy accounts for at least two messes, fortunately the third mess didn't appear, or even rotten eggs can't compare.

This dormitory was quite tidy when I first came over, and then it became more and more chaotic day by day, and it was because of her as a free cleaner, this guy became a big man, and he was comfortable where to put it.

She picked up the three trouser forks at the end of the bed, but found that one of them was wet and wet, and she couldn't help but wonder in her heart, can such a big man pee when he sleeps? Looking through it carefully, her hand touched a sticky thing, and her intuition made her face hot, it couldn't be a man, and she was busy throwing it away like an electric shock.

At this time, she heard Mu Wenhao shouting in the living room, she wiped off what was on her hand, and frowned slightly, I don't know what kind of fame this guy is doing, but the word "streaking" is quite attractive, and she hurriedly walked out.

In the living room, Mu Wenhao stood on the chair with his bare arms, waving his shirt, dancing with his hands, like a fan of the Chinese men's football team breaking into the World Cup and celebrating wildly, and humming softly "I finally see all my dreams blossoming, chasing young, how loud and ...... singing voice", the intoxicated and funny appearance on her face made Gu Lingman laugh, she forced a smile and made a straight face.

"Hey, hey, I said you Mu Wenhao, don't you want to be so exaggerated, what kind of bare running, it's you running naked, I hate it!"

"Haha, Lingman, come and see, the horse cannon is going to run naked!"

Mu Wenhao turned around and looked down at Gu Lingman, laughed exaggeratedly, and suddenly jumped down like a superman, although the posture of landing was like a toad, but the consciousness of landing on the tip of his toes first was obviously inherited in martial arts novels, but fortunately it was not like a mess of mud lying on the ground.

He clapped his hands and stood up, hugged Gu Lingman's slender waist with a smile on his face, pointed to the screen and said, "Look, look, it's about to start!" ”

Gu Lingman looked at his fingers, and there was indeed a middle-aged man on the screen running naked [***] on the street, with only a palm-sized triangular red cloth tied in front of him to cover his shame, the camera switched to his back, except for a thin red belt, the whole body was slippery, and even a gray and black flesh mole in the middle of the fart was clearly visible, and there were flashing lights constantly flashing behind him, obviously this "feat" murdered countless films.

Gu Lingman knows this person, he can be regarded as a celebrity in the real estate industry, and all the people who care about the changes in the property market know him. His original name was Ma Ziqiang, the CEO of the "Weiyuan" real estate company, because of his repeated thunderous remarks, he was called "Ma Cannon" by the media, and the folk called him "Ma Heizui", because he has always only sung about high housing prices, and housing prices are as he wishes, blowing higher and higher, as a real estate developer, he even bluntly said "I have no responsibility to build houses for the poor", thundered down thousands of people who are worried about housing.

It is precisely because of his high-flying arrogance that he has aroused all kinds of indignation, and Guo Jingbo, a well-known doctor of economics in Yanjing, openly challenged him in Weibo, betting on the rise and fall of housing prices in three months later with the naked running on Chang'an Avenue in Beijing. Unexpectedly, this guy immediately responded: accept the challenge. So a naked running war that was hyped up on the Internet officially kicked off.

The two parties agreed that based on the official data of housing prices in designated first-tier cities, they would bet on the rise and fall of housing prices after three months, and if they rose, Ma Dacang won, and otherwise, Guo Jingbo won, and the loser will run naked for five kilometers on Chang'an Avenue in Beijing.

This kind of explosive news has naturally heard of Gu Lingman, who has been paying attention to the property market, but he didn't expect that three months would pass in a flash.

"Although this guy is called a cannon, he doesn't drag the mud and water at all when he runs naked, the data was just released yesterday, and he went to Chang'an Avenue to sell meat today, he is really a man!"

Looking at the horse cannon with a smiling expression in the naked run, Mu Wenhao couldn't help but stretch out his thumb and praise loudly, most people thought it was just an Internet farce, but they didn't expect it to be really meaty, it was really shocking.

However, the five kilometers were quickly completed, and the reporters surrounded Ma Cannon, begging him to say what it was like to run naked, and he just said loudly: "Although I lost this time, the house price will continue to rise!" After saying that, they parted the crowd and left.

His roaring appearance is reminiscent of the gray wolf who repeatedly fails to catch sheep, and his classic line that shouts at the end of the film: "I will definitely come back!" ”

"The housing prices in the first-tier cities have dropped, and the housing prices here should also have dropped, so I have to go to the Southeast Mingyuan tomorrow to inquire."

Mu Wenhao turned off the video and muttered to himself at the screen, after all, it doesn't matter to him who ran naked, what really excited him was that the house price had finally dropped, and he was even more looking forward to the house that fascinated him in the Southeast Mingyuan real estate to the point where he could scrape together enough money to pay the down payment.

Hearing this, Gu Lingman approached the side of the chair, lightly raised his willow eyebrows and said, "What?" Willing to buy a house? I told you to buy it two years ago, and if you don't listen to me, you deserve to rent a house for the rest of your life. ”

"Shame, shame! Lingman, you are still prescient, if you have regret pills, I would rather swallow it from my asshole! ”

A misstep into a thousand years of hatred, the hesitation of the year became an eternal topic that Gu Lingman ridiculed him, all blamed on the heart at that time was not ruthless enough, and when he realized that he wanted to start, the house price jumped faster than a rabbit, a price a day, today I am optimistic about the house, tomorrow I have all the money to pay the down payment, but the sales lady regretfully told him that I have to make up 10,000 more to meet the down payment. In a fit of anger, he brushed his sleeves away, but he didn't expect that the chic sleeves finally came in exchange for a long year of looking at the house and sighing.

Originally, the wedding date of the two was set a year ago, but because there was no house, the wedding date was postponed again and again, and finally it was simply canceled.

Mu Wenhao stood up, hugged Gu Lingman from behind with a little guilt, rubbed his head against her back, and whispered in his mouth: "Let's see if we can make up the first installment tomorrow, and we will get married as soon as we buy a house!" ”

"Don't make me happy, let's talk about buying a house."

Gu Lingman brushed his sideburns and responded lightly, this guy's mouth was like honey, but he often only heard thunder and did not see rain.

"Lingman, you won't go back tonight, will you?"

Mu Wenhao arched her earlobe with his head, and suddenly said a rambling sentence, this guy hugged his waist, his hands have not been very regular, and he seems to have some evil thoughts.

"Go, go, isn't it a worm in your brain again, digging holes indiscriminately?" Gu Lingman pushed Mu Wenhao away and gave him a fierce look, "Didn't you say it a long time ago, we can't have the same room if we don't have a room!" You just ask the house to drop the price quickly, so that your hundreds of thousands can pay a down payment, or you don't want to be in the same room in this life. ”

"We've been in love for three years, and it's time for us to ...... That's it. ”

Mu Wenhao took Gu Lingman's hand again and made a soft gesture around his fingers.

"Even if you love each other for ten years, you can't do it, and my requirements are not high, don't you just want a house to get married, but you don't have the ability to meet even such a simple request, and you deserve to suffer."

Gu Lingman said it categorically, and there was no room for negotiation at all.

"It's using the house as a shield again, pain!"

Mu Wenhao rolled his eyes and deliberately made a sad look.

"I just want to have a house, to give me a home away from home, and I don't need a four-wheeled car or glittering jewelry, do you think that's too demanding?"

"Not high, not high, my Mu Wenhao will not be dishonored!"

Mu Wenhao put his feet together, straightened his waist, and gave a standard military salute to Gu Lingman.

"Poof......

Gu Lingman was amused by him, and after sneering, her deliberately stiff face softened, she touched Mu Wenhao's well-defined handsome face, and smiled softly: "Wait, give me a perfect house, and I promise to give you a complete body." ”

Mu Wenhao's eyes immediately released a strange brilliance, looking at Gu Lingman, who was suddenly tender like water, he couldn't help but gently spit out a few words from his mouth: "Lingman, I love you!" ”

"Saying I love you, saying I love you to the whole world, saying I love you to the priest, etc., I think it's a beautiful lie, and I don't have a house that is real and reliable. Are you right? ”

Gu Lingman said softly again, she found that she was really crazy about the house, as if she would never leave the house.

But it's no wonder that Mu Wenhao was born in the countryside, unlike other people who can live in their parents' houses even if they don't have a house.

Speaking of Mu Wenhao's background, she is actually a little nostalgic. Not only was he born in the countryside, but he was also a single-parent family, his father disappeared when he was three years old, leaving his mother to pull his sister who was six years older with him, you can imagine how difficult and difficult it was. Whenever he talked about his family, Mu Wenhao clenched his fists, angrily scolded the unscrupulous father, and vowed that one day he would find him and make him apologize to his mother, who had suffered for most of his life.

It is said that his father's disappearance was not due to some accident, but to an unexplained disappearance.

Although he was dissatisfied with Mu Wenhao's family, love was blind, and after all his reason was swallowed up by tenderness, Gu Lingman also seemed to have forgotten his family environment. However, blindly to blindness, the hard surname condition of having a house in Jiangming City cannot be relaxed, why don't she want to end the long-distance love run as soon as possible and enter the enviable stage of being a good wife and mother, but she doesn't have a house, let alone that she has no sense of belonging, even her parents can't pass the hurdle.

"Yes, yes, but it seems to be popular to get married naked now!"

Mu Wenhao rolled his eyes and said with a hippie smile.

"Mu Wenhao, let me tell you, naked marriage is only in novels and TV series, you want to get naked married to find a partner in novels and TV series, there is no naked marriage in real life, naked marriage is only those rich people who deliberately put on a show to show you the news, don't think that there is really Lin Daiyu who fell from the sky. My cousin Tang Qiaoqiao married a little supervisor in a construction site, and he has a house and a car and a diamond ring. ”

As soon as Gu Lingman heard Mu Wenhao's words, his face immediately changed, and a string of high-decibel large hanging cannons bombarded over.

"Okay, good, good, no naked marriage, no naked marriage, just talk about it, don't be so excited." A good man is most afraid of a woman's multiple cannons, Mu Wenhao hurriedly pulled over the chair, helped Gu Lingman sit down, and patted her back a few times to help her smooth out.

"Hey, how can I compare to other people's supervisors, his extra money may be as thick as my annual salary, not to mention that my IT is simply insulting such a luxurious title, you say that lying in a computer company to repair a few broken computers is that IT, even if it is, it is at most a coolie IT, and those white-collar IT who are engaged in networking, research and development, and software, it is not at the same level at all!"

People are more than people, angry people, as soon as work is mentioned, Mu Wenhao opened the floodgates, poured out the bitter water of an ancient brain, although he is the manager of a store department under Zhiyuan Computer Company, he is tired like a donkey every day, but the salary is only more than 2,000 yuan, except for renting a house to eat and picking up girls, there is little left, and he often becomes a veritable "moonlight family".

The hundreds of thousands of oceans on hand now are not accumulated in wages, but the prize obtained by the ancestors who appeared and won the second prize of the welfare lottery. Originally, there was a bonus of more than 300,000 yuan, but due to the wrong line in his mind, he made a venture investment that he regretted for life, and after the assets shrank seriously, he became the only one who survived the hundreds of thousands.

As for the manager of the store department of Zhiyuan Computer Company, although it seems that the title is not small, in fact, it is just a small store of more than 20 square meters in the computer city plus a small unit with 5 employees with himself.

The most frustrating thing is that the money account has a special financial management, not only can not mix a little oil and water, but even often because of a friend or regular customer's computer problems to call him to help, but also a lot of fuel or car fares, and as a manager, how can these small money be embarrassed to go back to the company for reimbursement.

"Okay, IT manager, don't be stunned, didn't you say that the house price has dropped? Maybe you'll be able to make the down payment. …… It's getting late, I'm going back. ”

Gu Lingman saw that Mu Wenhao looked like a fugue after spitting out bitter water, and couldn't help but tease him, and then looked at his phone, it was already more than 9 o'clock in the evening, and he immediately made up plastic surgery and walked out of the door.

"Uh, you're leaving? …… I think, it's so late, don't go! Mu Wenhao came back to his senses, heard that she was leaving, smiled and wanted to make a final stay, and took her hand to hang herself, and added with a full heart: "I promise, everyone sleeps and never does anything bad!" ”

"Mu Wenhao, don't think about your heart! If you don't send it or not, if you don't send me, I'll take a taxi myself. ”

Gu Lingman didn't eat his set, opened the door and walked out.

"Lingman, wait, I'll send, I'll send ......"

Mu Wenhao hurriedly put on his shoes and socks and chased him out quickly.

"Mu Wenhao, why don't we make a bet too?"

"Bet? What to bet on? ”

"If the house in the Southeast Mingyuan can be reduced to 5,500 yuan per square meter within a month, even if I lose, I can share the room with you, otherwise you will lose, and I will never mention the word "same room" in the future."

"Okay, bet on it!"

Seeing Mu Wenhao, who was full of honesty, pushing the cart out, Gu Lingman seemed to be in order to repent of his decision just now, so he deliberately made a "gambling contract with the same room" so that he could see some light. In fact, she also calculated in her heart that with Mu Wenhao's less than 150,000 yuan, and only if the house price drops to about 5,500, he will have the opportunity to scrape together enough money to pay the down payment.

Over the years, she also knew that she had wronged him a little, although the two had intimate actions, but they were always missing a kick in the door. When a man faces the fragrant sesame oil chicken, he can see and smell the aggrieved taste of not eating, she has seen it countless times, but when she has no chance to buy a house, she doesn't bother to care about him or hanging anti-aircraft guns.

And Mu Wenhao had just finished reading someone else's "naked gambling contract", and now he suddenly came to a "cannon gambling contract", and he was bent on holding the beauty, so he naturally responded immediately.

"The moonlight is so good tonight, why don't you accompany me to the park and send me home later."

Gu Lingman seemed to feel that the compensation was not enough, and after stepping into the car and hugging Mu Wenhao's waist, he added another sentence.

"Okay, it's rare that you want to be romantic, and I, Mu Wenhao, will definitely accompany you to the end."

Mu Wenhao stepped on the motorcycle and responded with joy.

The girl's mind is magical, just now she was clamoring to leave, and now she takes the initiative to make a gambling contract with you and visit the park.

While driving, he couldn't help humming the song full of flavor: "Girl's mind, boy, don't guess, you can't guess it, I don't know why she shed tears, I don't know why she laughs......"

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