Chapter 15: I can't really see it
Gu Feng and Su Man'er talked as they walked, and finally walked slowly. Su Man'er led Gu Feng into a large gate, and entered the lobby through the wide parking lot where countless vehicles had been parked.
Glancing at the scene inside, Gu Feng was suddenly a little stunned, men, women, old and young, fat, tall, short, thin, black crows and crows filled the entire hall, and the crowd of people was far more noisy than the market.
Although everyone is tall, short, fat and thin, one thing is the same, that is, there is no excitement or joy on their faces, they are all anxious and worried.
"Sister, what is this place?" Gu Feng asked suspiciously.
"What else could it be? Hospital! Su Man'er replied angrily!
If there are a small number of people who will show excitement and pleasure in a place like the hospital, then the medical representative is definitely one of them, but Su Man'er, who is also a medical representative, does not have this kind of mood, the medical representative is the same as all the professions are fiercely competitive, six years of practice, Su Man'er is just wandering in those private outpatient clinics and hospitals, for the city people's medical hospital, a large hospital above the third grade, she can't even touch the way!
In fact, Su Man'er is too principled, and the two rules she set for herself have also inhibited her development, one is not to be a black medicine, and the other is not to sell herself.
The result of not selling her body and not being able to show her heart is that she has been a medical representative for six years, and Su Man'er is still living a tight life.
Contrary to Su Man'er, after Gu Feng learned that this was the place that Da Liao had called a medical hall in the past, he showed a surprising excitement and excitement.
In Da Liao, he had just learned a body of medical skills and martial arts, and when he was preparing to make a big move, he didn't expect that the first patient was the queen, and he was also involved in the matter of stealing people and raising men with green hats, but God has eyes, so that when he was about to die at the end of the mountains and rivers, a lightning sent him to the modern age after a thousand years.
I should be able to make a big difference here, right? Gu Feng thought excitedly.
However, before he could move his fists and feet, others moved on him, and Su Man'er knocked on his head with a violent, "When is it, still in a daze!" Give me my ID card, and I'll fill in the form and register for you! ”
The procedures of the Municipal People's Hospital are generally as follows, first get a list to fill in the basic information, and then spend several large yuan in exchange for a medical card, with the medical card can you queue up to register, queue up to see a doctor after registering, after seeing the doctor queue to pay, pay the fee and queue up to do an examination, after the examination and then go back to line up to find a doctor, after finding a doctor and then go to the queue to receive medicine, and then the hospitalization of the hospital, the home should go home, and the person who is not hospitalized and does not go home continues to wait in line honestly for injection.
Looking at a day's illness, there is basically half a day in line, which is not an exaggerated metaphor but the most conservative statement.
The gossip was a bit long, and to get back to business, Su Man'er asked Gu Feng to fill in the form with his ID card, and he subconsciously groped up and down his body for a while, and then asked suddenly: "What is the ID card?" ”
Su Man'er almost fell to the ground, "You don't even know what your ID card is?" You're not really that stupid, are you? ”
Gu Feng's face was embarrassed and embarrassed, he didn't want to admit it at all, but in fact he was really stupid...... It's a bit too stupid.,Ignorance.,These two words are the most appropriate.,Da Liao doesn't have an ID card.。
Su Man'er took out her wallet and showed her second-generation resident ID card to Gu Feng.
Gu Feng looked at it carefully for a while, and then said, "Sister, the portrait on this is not as good as your real life!" ”
Su Man'er couldn't cry or laugh, she now has a ghost mind to care about whether it looks good or not, what she cares about is whether Gu Feng has it or not.
After getting a completely negative answer, Su Man'er shook her head helplessly, "Gu Feng, the only thing you have to be glad about is that you only came to see a doctor, not a policeman, otherwise you will be in big trouble!" ”
Gu Feng also shook his head, and then smiled brighter than the sunshine outside and said, "The only thing I am glad about is that I met you, my sister!" ”
Su Man'er was shocked, her mind was a little dizzy, what it was like to be drunk without drinking, she finally realized.
"Flim Flam!" Su Man'er scolded and dragged him to fill in the list, as sweet as drinking honey.
After chattering and queuing for several long lines, Su Man'er finally led Gu Feng to meet Deputy Director Li of the Brain Department.
"What's wrong?" Deputy Director Li, who was holding the newspaper, asked nonsense without raising his head, of course he had a bad brain when he came to see the brain department.
"Mind!"
"Head or brain?" Deputy Director Li is another nonsense.
"Brain!"
"What's wrong?" Deputy Director Li is still absent-minded.
"I was hit by a car, my brain was good and bad, normal for a while, abnormal for a while, and my thinking had to go back to ancient times from time to time......"
"Stop!" Deputy Director Li took out a free hand and pointed to the examination table behind him: "Lie down on the bed and I'll check!" ”
Go to bed? Su Man'er felt a chill in her heart, "It's not me, it's him!" ”
"He's dumb? I want you to ......" Deputy Director Li finally raised his head in his busy schedule at this time, and saw a woman and a man sitting in front of him, the woman was surprisingly beautiful, and the man was surprisingly unpleasant, so he directly ignored the man, and just stared at the woman.
"He... Isn't it bad here? Su Man'er looked at Gu Feng and hesitantly pointed to her Lingxiu head and explained.
"Oh, hello Miss, is this your brother?" Deputy Director Li glanced at Gu Feng and returned to the key parts of Su Man'er's body.
"Yes, Director Li is so eyesighty!" Su Man'er smiled, but scolded in her heart: You Lao Mu is the young lady.
"Why was he so careless, he was hit by a car, it's so unfortunate!" Deputy Director Li's attitude before and after was like that of the two of them, and he was extremely enthusiastic at this time, but all he said was words that did not wait for food or clothing, "Miss, your surname?" ”
Where's your mother? What's her last name? Su Man'er was already on fire by the young lady in front of her, but for Gu Feng to see a doctor smoothly, he still couldn't bear it, and he smiled reluctantly and didn't answer.
Deputy Director Li seemed to realize that the question he asked was a bit stupid, so he swiped the medical card in front of him and swiped the computer, saw Gu Feng's name, and pretended to laugh smartly, "It turned out to be Miss Gu, Miss Gu is so beautiful, where is it?"
If you want to change to a mercenary person, you must be eager to stammered this Deputy Director Li at this time, telling him that he is a medical representative, and he is acting for what kind of medicine, and see what there is to take care of, but if Su Man'er, who has a clear love and hate, does not look at Gu Feng, she really wants to spit out this old immortal for the sake of Gu Feng, but thinking about Gu Feng, who is still waiting to see a doctor, he just said three words without being salty: "Public Security Bureau!" ”
A chill drifted through Deputy Director Li's eyes, but he still smiled and said, "Hehe, I didn't expect Miss Gu to be a heroine, I can't see it, I really can't see it......"
Of course you can't see it, because I'm not at all! Su Man'er sneered in her heart, and her face was not necessarily good-looking. With such a personality, it's no wonder that after six years of being a medical representative, I still can't get mixed up.
"Dr. Li!" Gu Feng finally opened his mouth.
Deputy Director Li was deaf as if he was suffering from selective deafness, but he still looked at Su Man'er and said, "Miss Gu, I also have many acquaintances in the Public Security Bureau, do you know Zhu Jinzhu from the Criminal Investigation Department?" ”
"Dr. Li!" Gu Feng's voice was still very gentle, but the two people in the room were shocked by their eardrums, because the Gu master had already integrated a trace of internal force when he spoke.
If Deputy Director Li wants to pretend to be deaf again, he is really deaf, so he threw a sentence impatiently: "What's wrong?" ”
"Dr. Li has been waking up a lot lately, right?" Gu Feng asked lightly.
"What do you mean?" Deputy Director Li asked slightly sneered.
"Has Dr. Li recently had frequent urination at night, red and yellow with blood, dripping, short range, back pain when he got up in the morning, dizziness, red and swollen eyes, nausea and retching, and toothache?"
"Yes, yes!" Deputy Director Li subconsciously replied, but only after answering did he wake up, he was the doctor, and the patient was a patient, although this patient told him all his symptoms, but he still quickly denied it: "What nonsense are you talking about here, believe it or not, I asked the security guard to kick you out......"
"You think it's because the kidneys are gone, so you take a lot of medicine to tonify the kidneys and strengthen the yang, but the more you take it, the worse the symptoms become, right?" Gu Feng said and pointed at him: "You touch the three inches under your ribs to see if there is a heart-wrenching pain?" ”
Gu Feng still had a faint tone, but there was an undoubted persuasiveness in it, especially for Deputy Director Li, who was told that he had all the symptoms.
"Is it here?" Deputy Director Li's words and actions were subconscious, and if he wanted to deny it now, he himself looked down on himself a little.
Gu Feng shook his head inaudibly!
"Here?" Deputy Director Li's finger moved down a few more points.
Gu Feng still shook his head.
"Here?" Deputy Director Li moved down further.
Gu Feng still shook his head.
"Where the hell is it?" Deputy Director Li's tone was full of chagrin and a hint of helplessness, who let the family really open his mouth so godly and tell all the faults that he usually only knows about!
"Here!" Gu Feng stretched out his hand and pressed it lightly under Deputy Director Li's ribs.
"Ahh
After the pain subsided, Deputy Director Li still didn't believe in evil, and even reached out and tapped it on the place where Gu Feng had just pressed, and the exact same huge pain made him gasp a few breaths, and there was a burst of Venus in front of him, and it took a lot of effort to hold on to the table and not let himself fall, looking at Gu Feng in a daze.
"You should believe it this time, right?" Gu Feng looked at him and asked in a very innocent tone, and then waved his hand and said: "Don't hold on, hurry up and find a heart doctor to take a look, long-term alcoholism, and indulgence in staying up late, iron men can't do it, not to mention that you are nearly fifty years old." ”
Deputy Director Li could no longer see a trace of human color on his face, and after listening to Gu Feng's words at this time, he could no longer care about his image, dignity, status, and duties...... What could be more important than his life, so he staggered to the cardiology department with his chest clutched.