Chapter Forty-Eight: What a Dog
"I want to strangle him!" After Hongyue hung up the phone, she rolled angrily on the bed, scolding, but in her heart she was looking forward to the arrival of tomorrow.
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In the morning, the little gray mastiff became active first, and it bumped into the living room and woke Wang Yang up with a barking sound.
Wang Yang's dog is actually to force him to get up, the little gray mastiff starts to be active at six o'clock every day, and it knows that the owner will get up and take himself out to breathe and poop.
In the first two days when he came back, the little gray mastiff had no choice, and pulled under the sofa in the living room, Wang Yang didn't find it, and finally let Junjun smell the smell of dog shit in the house as soon as he came, I have to say that women are extremely talented in smell, the little gray mastiff's poop is dry, Wang Yang didn't smell it, but she was like a detective Fowles, cleaning up the piece of shit, making him look like a ghost, and praised Junjun: Your nose is so powerful, it must be the same kind of little gray mastiff.
Well, there was an extra tooth mark on Wang Yang's wrist at that time.
"It hasn't subsided yet...... She is worthy of a dog woman. "As soon as Wang Yang got up, he could see a row of tooth marks on his wrist, Junjun bit it the day before yesterday, it was bitten yesterday.
Junjun said that she belongs to a dog, and she is a dog first of all to rule out 1994, Wang Yang thinks this is very idiotic, everyone can see that Junjun is definitely not 11 years old, so she was born in 1982 and is 23 years old this year.
Wang Yang is 18 years old, he was born in 1987, he is a virgin/Virgo, and his birthday is August 26.
So, his birthday is at the end of next month, and it's almost here.
Also, Junjun confessed her emotional experience with Wang Nima, it turned out that when Wang Yang was in love with work, it was her Gemini birthday in June, and when Wang Nima and her showed off Jin Yong's signed "Condor Heroes" in front of Wang Yang, it was the third day of her birthday.
Junjun doesn't say what his birthday is!
Wang Yang didn't want to ask.
"Junjun, you let me reason about your birthday, but my noble person forgets things......" When Wang Yang got up, he thought about this and muttered for a while, because when he dreamed at night, Junjun actually OOXX him.
According to Zhou Gong's interpretation of dreams, dreams and reality are opposites, so sooner or later he will take Junjun OOXX, although Wang Yang is still resisting in his heart, but his body is already disobedient.
After all, 18, Wang Yang's soul has been abstaining for many years, but this body has not experienced life yet.
After crossing, after this period of time, Wang Yang decided to gradually put down the word "mature", because the word "mature" is too cheating, who would think about falling in love with someone at the age of 18, it seems that the 18-year-old boy chicken is not thinking more about studying the physiological structure of women, rather than the psychological structure.
Wang Yang thought, he thought of Wang Min.
Wang Min has a very good personality, and the most important thing is that she is a Tibetan girl, and the two have also chatted on TM in the past few days. She said that her mother had not only one husband, but four!
Oh, I'm sorry, I need to popularize science here, Tibet belongs to ethnic minorities, Wang Min's family is a typical polyandry, her father Dorje is the fourth brother, Dorje is the eldest, and there are second, third, and fourth brothers in the first generation, Wang Min's mother is a legally recognized husband and wife relationship with the four brothers of Dorje's family.
So her mother had four husbands, the four Dorje brothers.
Wang Yang understands the customs of a small number of people in Tibet, although he is twisted in his heart, but this is none of his business! What about other people's homes, he is not qualified to speak.
It's just that...... Wang Min secretly told him again that the rich men there could be polygamous, and she could accept polygamy.
This, this, this typical made Wang Yang a little confused.
It's so cool that the men over there are rich!
Wang Yang is not a fool, Wang Min's words are nothing more than a super seductive/seductive confession to him: Marry me, it's okay if you marry a few more.
Is this Wang Min digging a pit to test him, or is it really possible, Wang Yang can't believe it, he only knows that Wei Xiaobao is not so easy to be, at least his face is not thick enough to the level of Lord Wei, and it is not enough at the level of stealing hearts.
Besides, this kind of blessing is not sought, there are not so many heroic plots to save beauty in real life, and it is not ancient, who will promise to save beauty in modern times?
The plan of the day lies in the morning, and he doesn't want these troubles, so he goes out with the little gray mastiff.
(Wang Yang was running and walking his dog in the community, and the little gray mastiff followed him, sniffing all the way and urinating all the way, attracting the envy of everyone.) )
Well, he lied, it was the little gray mastiff running around like the uncle, no matter how he called it, it didn't pay attention to Wang Yang.
In the end, Wang Yang could only compromise and follow it around, who was walking whom, he was also a little confused.
"Let's go, I'm hungry!" As soon as Wang Yang spoke, the little gray mastiff raised his buttocks, and it pulled out a lump of poop with great difficulty, and during the whole process, its eyes were full of humanized enjoyment, and it was still trampling the lawn and gnawing the grass after the incident.
Wang Yang's face was anxious, because he looked up in one direction by the lawn fence, and there was a standing sign that read: People and pet dogs are fined 100 yuan for defecating in the open.
"Hurry up and get out!" He summoned the little gray mastiff, but it still ignored it.
At this time, a person wearing a red circle on her hand, at a glance, the property management aunt came out from there, and after she saw Wang Yang and the dog, she immediately shouted: "Stop!" ”
Wang Yang immediately ran over, picked up the little gray mastiff and ran, but the aunt roared angrily, and he stopped.
"Run! If you have the ability, don't let me catch you again! ”
The aunt walked slowly, she looked at the little gray mastiff and asked, "What kind of dog, is there a dog license?" ”
"A hybrid mutated adult pug, the dog license is being processed." Wang Yang said calmly.
"Give the money first." The aunt glanced at the little gray mastiff, and she couldn't recognize what kind of dog it was.
"What money?" Wang Yang pretended to be confused.
As soon as the aunt heard this, she walked straight to the grass where the little gray mastiff had stayed just now, and halfway through, Wang Yang hurriedly took out the money and ran up, and gave 1,000 yuan directly.
The aunt took the money with a smile, squatted down and touched the little gray mastiff, she stood up and smiled: "Okay, even if you pay a fine for half a year at once, if someone else catches you next time, you will report my sister Liu's name, nothing is a matter!" ”
Don't look at the aunt who received a thousand yuan, in fact, Wang Yang knew that she could not get much, and she wanted to help with other people. Junjun had already told him that if he came out to walk the dog, he would give the property meaning in the community, and the city management would have to give it to the city management on the street, in short, it was not so simple to raise a dog in the city.
As for letting people know the true breed of the little gray mastiff, not to mention the property aunt and the street city management, even if the criminal police team has acquaintances, it can't cover it, once it is raised, it will definitely not be able to stay in the city.
"Villa, villa, I want to buy a big villa!" Wang Yang roared angrily, he wanted to buy a villa with a big manor, and a lawn the size of a football field to let the little gray mastiff run wildly, carnival, and poop.