Chapter 712. Wow! Drunken fist
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After the Academy Awards ceremony, it was already around twelve o'clock in the evening. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
According to the previous promise, the newly baked golden statue actor Chen Xiaotang will have a banquet for relatives and friends to celebrate with the whole world, after all, such a good thing must be shared by everyone, so that it is enough to taste.
Fa Ge, the fat man Wang Jing, the old man Huang Zhan and others, who had greeted him early in the morning, needless to say, the long-legged beauty queen Zu Xian, who partnered with him, was also at ease, as well as Brother Cheng Long, who was specially invited, and Liu Dehua, Liang Chaowei, Zhou Xingchi and others who were uninvited, added a lot of joy to this party.
However, what made everyone not very happy was that Chen Xiaotang, who vowed to be a guest in the East, did not hold a banquet at the Tycoon, or the Hilton Hotel, or the Shangri-La Hotel, but chose a small night market stall near TVB --- to be precise, a stall for fried cows.
This surprised Cheng Long and other distinguished guests, and felt that Chen Xiaotang was too picky.
Dry fried Niuhe, you can also get it?!
Looks like this man is so fickle!
Only Liu Dehua and others know that this dry fried Niuhe stall is a place where Chen Xiaotang likes to have supper with the big guys after filming when he is not famous.
Seeing things and thinking about people, familiar tables, chairs and benches, familiar venues, and even the familiar signboards, everyone can't help but think of the past.
In the past, everyone was not famous, and they ran around for three meals a day every day, you played a supporting role, I was beaten, scolded, and I had to squeeze out a smile happily; Now the times have changed, those who used to run tricks have become big stars, and those who used to play small supporting roles have become big singers.
After Brother Cheng Long, Brother Fa and others understood the reason, they felt that Chen Xiaotang was not a picker, but a man of temperament, after all, there were a few people in this world who would be like him. After becoming famous, I still come to the night market stalls.
A person who likes nostalgia, a person who likes to miss the old, even if it is bad, will be a good friend!
Back to it. It is said that this dry fried beef river stall called "Lao Zhou Ji". It is very famous in this area, and the dry fried beef river they make is smooth but not greasy, and full of strength. Normally all-nighters. Customers are overflowing. But tonight is a little different, the whole night market stalls are deserted, and there are few people, the reason is that everyone is hiding at home to watch the Academy Awards ceremony. No one came out for supper.
Just when the stall owner Lao Zhou was lonely and about to shoot flies, Chen Xiaotang and others arrived in a large team.
"Boss, join the table!" Chen Xiaotang said loudly.
The boss was stunned, but he recognized them immediately, and he couldn't believe his eyes, "Tang Zai, you ......"
"Hehe, I'm here to cheer you on!" Chen Xiaotang said with a smile.
Lao Zhou is happy, not because a group of people suddenly came to eat supper in the middle of the night. It's because these people are all big stars, and Chen Xiaotang alone is enough for everyone to be excited.
While sharing the table for everyone and wiping the table, Lao Zhou did not forget to congratulate excitedly: "Tang Zai, congratulations." Yours of the Actor! "It looks like he's won the actor.
"Thank you!" Chen Xiaotang said with a smile.
"Hehe, in order to congratulate you, I will send you two more dishes today!" Lao Zhou is an honest man, and honest people do business like this. When people have happy events, he is also happy. Food delivery is even more commonplace.
Chen Xiaotang thanked him again, looking a little proud, but not because he won the actor, but because he had a "friend" like Lao Zhou.
Look at it, buddy!
The fat brother next to him will be wrong, and he thought that Chen Xiaotang was holding the actor "showing off his might", and said a little sourly: "Look at you proudly, the next actor will be mine!" ”
Brother Cheng Long answered: "Yes, the actor takes turns to sit, come to my house next year!" It seems that Brother Cheng Long also has the intention of being an actor.
Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to say: "Of course, I'm just lucky this time!" ”
The fat man Wang Jing shouted: "Ah Tang, don't brag about yourself, hurry up and order, I'm so hungry that my stomach is drumming!" ”
"Okay, good, the boss will come to 30 servings of fried Niu River first!"
Fatty: "......"
"I'll pick, what about you feed the cow?!"
Everyone sat down.
Brother Cheng Long has been famous for a long time, he is used to eating in high-end restaurants, he hasn't been to a food stall like this for a long time, he wiped the chair with a napkin and then sat down, and said: "When I was a martial artist before, I often came to such a stall to eat, and now when I go out, it is a car, and eating is Western food, I feel that the quality of life has improved, but my heart is not happy." ”
"Of course, the higher you go, the less free you are. In the past, there weren't so many people watching here.......," Chen Xiaotang said, looking around.
I don't know when, a large number of people have gathered in this originally calm stall, everyone is looking at this side excitedly, and pointing, "Look, then the new actor Chen Xiaotang!" "Yes, I still see Longgoye!" "And Ah Fa, my favorite Ah Fa!" …….
Fortunately, Chen Xiaotang's side was "crowded", so that those onlookers did not dare to easily run over and ask for autographs or something, but they also seemed quiet.
"Ah Tang, what are your plans next?" Cheng Long asked suddenly.
"Yes, Ah Tang, I'm also curious, do you really want to enter Hollywood?" Fa Ge also asked.
Chen Xiaotang smiled, and before he could speak, the fat man with a super fast mouth said: "Of course, Tang Zai has already written the script, this time it will be enjoyable!" ”
"The script is written? What's the content to reveal first? Cheng Long and Fa Ge said curiously.
Chen Xiaotang didn't want to be too ostentatious before the movie started, but the fat man shook everything out, so he had to say: "The name of this play is "Assassin's Creed", you can tell the story of assassins when you hear the name." ”
"Assassins?" Brother Cheng Long was stunned for a moment, "Are the four major assassins in China?" Jing Ke, Zhuanzhu, Nie Zheng, want to leave? ”
Chen Xiaotang shook his head, "No, it's a fictional character of mine, the story takes place in the ancient Middle East and Europe......"
"Wow, that must be a big production, and it needs to be filmed on location." Fa Ge said.
Chen Xiaotang nodded, and then told Cheng Long and Fa Ge the story of the movie he conceived very briefly.
Cheng Long and Fa Ge are both "old rivers and lakes", as soon as they hear the content of the story and the background of the shooting, they know that this drama is definitely a big production that pays tribute to Hollywood.
"Ah Tang. Your story sounds pretty good, how about it, if you haven't found a good actor, do you want me to help you? Brother Cheng Long said casually.
The implication is, I can help you play the role.
Fa Ge did not show weakness either. Fools know that such a big production will definitely go out of Asia. So he also said: "Yes, Ah Tang, if there is any difficulty, just ask, I have been very idle recently." Can help! ”
Just imagine, someone should be honored to be asked for a role by a big name like Cheng Long and Fa Ge, who are only majestic at the Academy Awards.
But Chen Xiaotang said unexpectedly: "Hehe, thank you for your kindness, but you don't need it for the time being!" ”
Brother Cheng Long and Brother Fa were both dumb. You look at me, I look at you, it seems that it is hard to believe your ears, a big name like them is willing to play a role in the play, and it will be rejected?!
Incredible, incredible!
"Ahem, Ah Tang, did we hear it wrong, you mean. Don't need our help? Cheng Long had to ask. Wen didn't understand that he was unhappy. has been red for so long, and has never been rejected by someone so facelessly.
Chen Xiaotang smiled and said: "Actually, I will mainly play this drama by myself, as for the negative role, I have contacted two kung fu actors in Hollywood, one is Shang Ge Yunton." One is Runger, and hopefully they will be able to join. ”
"Shange Winton, Runger? I heard that in Hollywood, it only belongs to second- and third-tier actors. Cheng Long said.
Chen Xiaotang nodded and joked: "No way." We can't afford to hire first-line actors, so we invite two third-tier actors to make up the number. ”
Fa Ge smiled: "You don't make up the numbers. I'm ready to show my strength! ”
"Yes, after the filming of this drama starts, it is estimated that these two foreigners will be paid a lot." Cheng Long guessed.
Chen Xiaotang did not deny it, and said directly: "I expect to pay them a million US dollars." ”
Cheng Long and Fa Ge gasped, "I pick, I look up to them too much, one million US dollars, equivalent to seven or eight million Hong Kong dollars!" Then he added, "Taller than mine!" ”
Chen Xiaotang shrugged: "No way, the prices over there are higher than those in Hong Kong, and the actors' salaries are even more ridiculously high, besides, our Hong Kong company, inviting them to come over for filming, must show sincerity!" ”
Cheng Long nodded, "This is called, foreign monks can chant scriptures!" ”
"No, it should be a foreign monk with gold!" Fa Ge sighed.
Everyone laughed.
In fact, although Chen Xiaotang has offered Shange Winton and Longer a "sky-high price" of millions of dollars, they will not agree to join, and the drama "Assassin's Creed" is still unknown. Chen Xiaotang has been waiting for the other party's call for the past few days, but unfortunately there has been no news from there.
After talking about it for a long time, the guys of Old Zhou Ji have already begun to help serve food and wine.
Ten pieces of beer lay out on the floor, snapping. The sound of a series of beer openings is also crisp and pleasant.
The most active person on the scene was Zhou Xingchi Xingzai, who was busy handing wine to the big guys, and bragged: "Everyone blows on the bottle tonight, and if you don't get drunk, you won't return!" I'll do it first! As he spoke, he craned his neck and "blew".
Xingzai's appearance of drinking seems to be very bold, and the foam on his mouth is overflowing, which makes everyone laugh more than once.
Finally blowing out a bottle of beer, Xingzi wiped his mouth, and when he saw that everyone was laughing, he shouted: "Don't laugh, I'll do it first!" ”
But the big guy still didn't move, Xingzi didn't dare to "bother" Cheng Long, Fa Ge These big guys had to encourage Liu Dehua and Liang Chaowei to be sworn friends, and said: "You guys do it, set a good example for them." ”
Liang Chaowei smiled and said nothing.
Liu Dehua spread his hands, which means not to do it.
Xingzi is about to die of anger, "You are really not enough brothers, brothers stick knives in both ribs, and they don't want to let you drink some wine!" ”
Typical agitation!
"Well said, since we're all brothers, let's have a toast!" Chen Xiaotang had to stand up to help Xingzi relieve the siege.
What is the meaning of "one call and one hundred responses", Chen Xiaotang roared like this, and the big guys all picked up the wine bottle, and Zhou Xingchi rolled his eyes.
It's really more popular than people, everyone responds to it by yelling for a long time, and Ah Tang is just a sentence, and everyone gives face, so it's good to be an actor!
Liquor is beer!
The dish is a side dish!
But everyone was very happy and drank together. Talk about interesting facts about the film industry.
The mood is high, and it is inevitable that I will drink a little too much. What's more, as today's owner, Chen Xiaotang is the new actor, as well as hundreds of millions of editors, plus the best movie. It can be described as three joys. How can Chen Xiaotang not drink?
The big guys also raised their glasses to congratulate him, and Chen Xiaotang did not refuse to come, and he was staggered, and he served a large number of them.
This time he drank the sea water. The old man Huang Zhan was old, and he couldn't bear it at first, so he fell drunk in his seat. And few others can hold on.
Cheng Long is considered a great man who can drink wine in the film industry, so it is said that Cheng Long once set a record of drinking two bottles of brandy in one go, and was composed of a big brother in the wine world. In his previous life, he staged a scene at Zhou Huajian's concert, "Drunken Man's Concert", which is even more famous.
Arguably. Brother Cheng Long's alcohol consumption is very good, but he doesn't know how to control himself, and people with a good temperament will inevitably be informal, he is like this, often a glass of wine is touched by others, and he can drain it all.
For such a "real" way of drinking, Chen Xiaotang still admires it in his heart, so he really "spared no effort" when he fought with Brother Cheng Long. But he knew he was in trouble right away.
The reason is that Brother Cheng Long is drunk and wants to stand at the table and punch drunk.
I saw him say with a big tongue: "Drunken boxing, I am the best...... You can't play until you're drunk...... Tang Zai, believe it or not, my drunken fist is very powerful...... Even if you. And you, you, you, you go together, it's not me...... Uh----" hiccuped, "and not my opponent...... Do you want to see it? I'm going to show you now...... Look at ......," said Brother Cheng Long and climbed onto the table.
Seeing him like a drunken cat, Chen Xiaotang couldn't cry or laugh. Those who should have been drunk were not drunk, and those who should not have been drunk were drunk.
This Brother Cheng Long is also really, what kind of wine is he fighting with himself.
"Okay, we believe it, you don't want to go up and perform!" Chen Xiaotang hurriedly pulled Brother Cheng Long's arm.
"You...... Don't pull me, pull me, I'll give you a rush...... If you don't let me perform, you just look down on me...... Tang Zai, to be honest, I'm very jealous of you, really jealous, uh---" Another wine burp, Brother Cheng Long continued: "You have only been debuting for a few years, and you have run on my head, which makes me very unhappy...... But you're also a good friend, hehe, drinking...... It's very good, and it's very friendly...... To celebrate our friendship, shall we sing together? Muttering, Brother Cheng Long began to shout at the top of his voice: "Love and righteousness are worth a thousand gold, go to Dao Mountain, go to hell, what are the regrets." For the sake of the heart, what is the regret of sacrificing, for the sake of the baby, willing to cut the heart......"
I have to say that Brother Cheng Long's singing skills have not yet reached the realm of being able to listen in his previous life, and at this moment, it is pure and broken to sing in the big drama mode, all relying on a loud voice.
What's even more bloody is that while singing, Brother Cheng Long also touched Chen Xiaotang's face emotionally, as if he was the "Jiaowa" in the song.
Chen Xiaotang is sad. I can't dodge, it's obvious that Brother Cheng Long has become a typical representative of "drunks", and for drunk people, you can only follow their wishes, otherwise there will be big trouble.
Seeing Chen Xiaotang being "bullied" by Cheng Long, Fa Ge, who was also a little dizzy, smiled happily.
It's been a long time since I've laughed like this.
This Tang Tsai is a big mountain, always giving people pressure, and now, finally revenge!
I got what I wanted, I got what I wanted! Fa Ge snorted.
The others were also amused by the appearance of Brother Cheng Long and Chen Xiaotang, especially the long-legged beauty queen Zu Xian, who was even more smiling and couldn't close her mouth. In her opinion, these are all big names tonight, and it is definitely worth the trip to be able to see their childlike side.
sang vigorously, Brother Cheng Long took Chen Xiaotang's hand: "Come, let's sing together...... Belch...... Sing a little more exciting! "The smell of alcohol.
Without waiting for Chen Xiaotang to protest, Brother Cheng Long had already climbed onto the table, yelling while unbuttoning his shirt, and twisting his body frantically, as if this was a discotheque.
This is not the end, I saw Brother Cheng Long, who was on the back of a tiger, standing on the table and taking off his shirt, he still took off his pants!
Gradually, everyone was dumbfounded, this is .......
Damn, striptease?!
The first to react was Chen Xiaotang, who was almost dragged into the water by Cheng Long's eldest brother, no one expected Cheng Long to be so drunk and crazy.
On the contrary, Fa Ge, who was also going to the route of a drunken maniac, actually clapped his little hands and smiled: "Okay, come more violently!" ”
I'm dizzy!
Chen Xiaotang was almost speechless.
Brother Cheng Long still felt good about himself, and threw a wink at the applauding Fa Ge, and opened his trouser chains......
Seeing that Brother Cheng Long was about to stage the ultimate version of "I Am a Little Bird", Chen Xiaotang could no longer sit idly by, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull Brother Cheng Long down and said, "Brother Long, you are drunk!" ”
"I'm not drunk, you're ...... Drunk! Cheng Long shook his hand away, Chen Xiaotang might as well that he would use such a force, and stumbled into Wang Zuxian behind him.
Wang Zuxian said "ahh
Participating in the Academy Awards ceremony, girls like to wear beautiful and bright, Wu Zongxian is no exception, wearing super high heels, this time it is miserable, the high heels are crooked, and the ankle is sprained.
Chen Xiaotang saw that Brother Jackie Chan was already drunk, so he no longer hesitated, and instructed Liu Dehua, Liang Chaowei, Zhou Xingchi and others: "You help send Brother Long and Brother Fa back first!" Then he turned around and said to the fat man Wang Jing, "You work hard, just send Lao Huang back." ”
The fat man Wang Jing turned his head to look, and saw the old man Huang Zhan lying on the table and drooling, looking very drunk.
"What about you, what are you doing?" The fat man asked Chen Xiaotang: "Naturally, I went back from Zuxian." ”
"Ah, then we might as well change."
"Yes, you send her back, and pay by the way!"
"Ahem. I think it's appropriate for you to send her, golden boy and girl! ”