Chapter 12: Kill Your Girl
Suddenly, Chen Pengpeng stood up in his consciousness, and his eyes suddenly opened. Those fiery red eyes made people shudder to watch. The whole body is naked, like a beautiful picture.
"Kill those who commit crimes against my relatives!"
An earth-shattering voice of ghosts and gods resounded throughout the consciousness space.
Chen Pengpeng's whole person is like a killing god, standing solemnly in the period. His eyes shone with golden light, and his eyes were fixed on the distance. Like a sword of rage ready to be fired.
"Buzz"
A crisp and pleasant voice came out.
I saw that Chen Pengpeng, who seemed to kill the gods, actually smashed a sudden colorful stone. Khan, it seems that the bricks are really better than anything else!
In a daze, Chen Pengpeng woke up from consciousness. He scratched the back of his head and rubbed his aching forehead. I couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.
"Ahh It hurts, my life is almost gone! This damn smelting. ”
Chen Pengpeng complained.
When he finished speaking, he felt his body cold. He took a breath and looked down.
"Ahh Damn, rude!! ”
The sound was heard throughout the cave.
Chen Pengpeng's exaggerated movements make people feel disgusting when they see it~ He actually held the little bird that stepped down with both hands, and kept jumping up and down shouting. I'm afraid that no one will know yes, isn't it just two eggs and a bird? As for such a public demonstration? It was a male compatriot who killed him with a bucket with his middle finger! Oh yes, I despise it too much.
Chen Pengpeng hurriedly went to the cave and found some leaves and vines around the cave to make a trouser belt, and finally blocked his little bird. It's okay not to look at it, but he was startled when he saw it, and now he completely looks like a little hunter in the forest. This dress is called the real non-mainstream.
He sniffed his body and felt something unusually foul as if it were sticking to his body.
"Holy! What? So stinky? ”
Chen Pengpeng scolded and quickly grabbed his nose.
In fact, this stench is a large amount of toxic substances that he excreted through the transformation of his real body. And he just doesn't understand.
Chen Pengpeng didn't care about 3721 and was about to rush out of the mouth of the cave, but suddenly remembered that he was chased by two big stupid insects and fled to this place where birds don't.
He cautiously stuck his head out halfway, his head spinning around. Next to the entrance of the cave, the two big white tigers did not leave, and they guarded him for 10000000 years in the empty mouth! It's just boring and boring, and it's been 10000000 years in a blink of an eye. It seems that these two big white tigers are determined to eat him.
Chen Pengpeng retracted his head slightly, and secretly exclaimed: "Damn, I won't dare to provoke the tiger if I kill it in the future, it's a tigress." It's really extraordinary to start Weilai! ”
"Damn, where is the water for me to bathe? God have mercy on me, little beggar! Let's get a little rain! ”
Chen Pengpeng prayed pitifully.
"Boom!"
A colorful thunderbolt fell from the sky, splitting the entire mountain in half.
A black and linen figure just stood in place in a daze, how ugly it was. Looking at the surroundings again, the flowers and trees that have been growing around the entire mountain have been blasted low by this divine thunder. Even the two big white tigers didn't dare to slack off, and when they heard the thunder, they had already fled without a trace.
"You thief ......"
Chen Pengpeng wanted to say that you are a thief, but before he finished speaking, he heard a thunderous anger.
"Boom, boom!"
The divine thunder slashed at his body with unmistakable accuracy, and his hair immediately stood on end. The whole body looks like it's from Africa. It's too classic, it's too stylish.
"I..."
Chen Pengpeng wanted to scold again, but when he thought of that damn thunder. Immediately covered his mouth with his hands.
He looked around and everything around him was bare. Hurriedly whipped his loosely tied tree belt and ran away.
I don't know how far he ran, when he looked around. A batch of green trees has been replaced. Chen Pengpeng breathed in the fresh air, jumped directly into the pond early.
"Boom"
The whole person entered the pond and comfortably washed the accumulation of these days in the water. Meimei took a good bath. It made his own mood feel refreshed.
As he prepared to tie his belt of leaf vines, he looked at himself in the water. Suddenly let myself freeze where it was, and I couldn't move a single bit.
What fascinated him in front of him was a handsome and white shadow reflected in the water. To put it more exaggeratedly, the shadow in the water is like a newborn baby, and the skin makes people want to touch it. Looking at that handsome face, it couldn't be more handsome. If it is seen by a girl, I believe that it will immediately become the prince charming in the girl's heart.
It took a while for Chen Pengpeng to come to his senses. Disbelief, he looked at the two empty places next to him, and looked into the water again. But no matter how he looked at it, the shadow in the water did not change in the slightest. Only then did he strengthen his thoughts, and the shadow in the water was himself.
"Holy! How handsome have I become? It seems that the peach blossom luck will be taken in the future! It seems that it will take a few more attempts to achieve this reborn death. Such benefits are really profitable! Wow~~~"
Chen Pengpeng's heart was very crooked.
Before he recognized this face as him, he touched his face in the pond for a long time. I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such narcissism.
"Gollum ~ Gollum!"
Until his stomach rattled in protest.
He immediately found two forks and began his ability to catch fish. After a while, three or four big fat fish were caught by the animal.
Feeling that eating fish was not exciting enough, the animal also set up a few traps not far from it. After catching a hare, he happily lit a fire and roasted the fish and rabbit meat. He also hummed music while roasting.
Suddenly, the aroma spreads. Many carnivores smelled it, and the smell of meat rushed here.
When the fish meat was similar to the rabbit meat, Chen Pengpeng picked some herbs by the way when he was hunting hares, and mixed them together to make a fragrant grilled sauce. He lightly sprinkled spices on top of the fish and rabbit.
The fire slowly roasted on it, and after a while the fragrance began to spread. Even Chen Pengpeng's saliva was everywhere. He licked the saliva he was about to leave behind, and poked his hands. Finally, he took a fish that he had cooked and began to devour it.
And all around him, there was a "ticking" sound, and Chen Pengpeng suddenly felt that his whole body was hairy.
"What kind of animal is this? Don't eat me, a jade tree Lingfeng, a suave character! I haven't had to meet my mom yet, I haven't had to show off to my brother, and my brother is still a place! ”
He cried out in his heart.
"Fear! Fear! ”
Two tiger roars fell from the sky.
When Chen Pengpeng saw these two tigers, his eyes were straight. He was so frightened that his feet went limp, and he almost didn't pee out of his mouth.
"Tiger... Big Brother Tiger, Little Brother, I know that I am wrong, you adults don't remember villains. No... No, just the big tiger doesn't remember the small ones, and spare the small ones! ”
Chen Pengpeng saw the two big white tigers, and immediately begged the two tigers for mercy.
"Fear, fear~~~"
The two big white tigers screamed twice, causing him to fall to the ground in fright. I don't know when the grilled fish in my hand flew into the mouth of a big white tiger.
He could only watch the fruits of his labor being sent into the tiger's mouth like this, what a sad urging! He's only eaten two or three bites! Chen Pengpeng wants to cry without tears. What could be more important than your own life now? In his dictionary, "life" is the value of his life.
"Hey, that's... Brother Tiger, there are still some small ones, this is something you can't eat in your life. I don't know how many times better than the big snake I let go! I'll give it to you two now. Hehe, I just hit soy sauce and passed by. ”
Chen Pengpeng said stupidly.
"Fear! Fear~"
There were two more screams of the white tiger, and all of a sudden, all the meat roasted by Chen Pengpeng was eaten by these two domineering guys. Just when Chen Pengpeng wanted to take this opportunity to sneak away, he was stopped by two human-like voices.
"Thank you, master, for the gift!"
A male and female voice echoed through the valley.
"What? Gift? What with what? Where did you two come from? What about the two big white tigers just now? Oh no! It's two big stupid worms! ”
Chen Pengpeng turned around and looked stupid, and his nosebleeds kept flowing down. The man is strong and powerful, and the woman is delicate and lovely. The problem is that these two people are wearing nothing, and the man is fine. But the woman's whole body is naked, with a bumpy figure, which man doesn't want to rush into battle immediately when he sees it, that's a strange thing.
For a long time, Chen Pengpeng spent time in a frenzy, and he was not dealt with. Now that a big living beauty is lying in front of you, can you calm down? The whole person was stupid and had a nosebleed. It seems that women are really harmful!
"Master, what are you looking at?"
A girl next to her stared at Tatsu Peng Peng strangely, seeing that he kept looking at her. I couldn't help but ask.
"Ahh Oh! Oh! I didn't see anything, hehe~ I didn't see anything. ”
Chen Pengpeng heard someone asking himself, and it was a girl's voice. Hurriedly retracted his thoughts and hurriedly replied.
When Chen Pengpeng felt that something was wrong, I wondered what I had just heard from the owner? Are they calling me? The world is too, isn't it? I don't know where I am now, and now there is an inexplicable person. It's so depressing, it's so depressing.
He secretly shouted in his heart.
"Did you two call me master just now?"
He asked idiotically.
"Yes, master!"
The two voices replied together.
"Oh! Why do you call me master? I'm new here, not the host. I finally got a meal here, but I was eaten by two big stupid worms. ”
Chen Pengpeng was very depressed.
"Master, are you talking about us? We're not stupid worms, we're kings of the forest of gods. It's very noble! ”
The girl said coquettishly.
Hearing the girl's words, Chen Pengpeng should have been crispy. But as soon as I heard a shout from behind.