In the dim light, in a small room, there was a man tied to a chair.

He was dressed in a sportswear, and his figure looked a little fat, just a fortress that could not be seen at people.

He slowly opened his eyes, only to find that his hands and feet were tied with ropes, and that he had a rag stuffed in his mouth, and the rag still smelled.

He felt his head hurt a lot, and the blow from the crowbar made him a little dizzy now.

The fortress slowly looked up and saw two men standing in front of him in the dim light.

One was a fat man dressed as an athlete, and the fat man had a worried expression on his face.

The other was dressed as an explorer, but looked a little tattered, holding a red chainsaw in his hands and a malicious smile on his face.

"Mmmmmm......" the fortress wanted to speak.

"Huh, what are you talking about?" Chu Ge put his hand to his ear.

"Mmmmmmmm

Chubby said helplessly, "I said, should we take out the rag in his mouth first?"

"Oh yes. Only then did Chu Ge pull out the cloth in the fortress's mouth, this cloth he found from the toilet, and he didn't know what he had used it for.

"Phew!"

The fortress immediately snorted several times, no wonder the cloth stinked.

When he could speak, the first thing he asked was, "How am I still alive?"

He had thought that he would be killed directly after being knocked unconscious, after all, killing enemy players in this quest would give him more experience. ”

However, after he was knocked unconscious, he was not killed, but was tied up by the enemy.

"Any idea why we didn't kill you. Because you're still useful. Chu Ge said coldly: "What other conspiracy do you have, and what is your game task?"

The fortress was silent and did not speak.

"Do you also want to collect three key clues? How many have you found now?" Chu Ge continued to ask.

The fortress still did not speak.

"Yo hehe, the little mouth is quite hard. Chu Ge took out a crowbar and slammed it on the other party's body.

The fortress was so shocked that his whole body convulsed, and he angrily cursed, "Beep-beep-" (muffled)

Chu Ge's eyes widened, "Fortress, how can you scold people?"

"Kill me. The fortress said with an angry expression, "I won't say anything. ”

"Very good...... Chu Ge nodded slowly, since you don't say it...... Chubby, you go out first. ”

"Why did you let me out?" Chubby said, with an unhappy expression.

"Because you're not going to like the next scene. Chu Ge glanced at him with deep meaning in his eyes.

Seeing the other party's eyes, Chubby seemed to understand something, he looked at the fortress with a pitiful look, and then walked out of the room, and closed the door after leaving.

Then now, only Chu Ge and the fortress are left in the room.

Seeing that ill-intentioned smile appeared on Chu Ge's face again, and the fortress's eyes were vigilant, he felt that something was wrong with the situation.

"I'm not an unreasonable person either. The smile on Chu Ge's face disappeared, and he became serious, "That's it, let's play a game." ”

The fortress's brow suddenly furrowed, "What game?"

"Do you want to hear a joke?" Chu Ge asked.

"Joke?" Fortress was even more confused, was this a new routine?

However, he always felt that there was fraud here, so he flatly refused: "I refuse!"

"If you refuse, I'll convince you. Chu Ge raised the chainsaw in his hand.

The fortress swallowed as he looked at the sharp jagged teeth on the chainsaw, and he knew that there was no way he could escape.

"I'll give you a chance. Chu Ge ignored him completely, and said to himself: "I'll tell you a joke, if you laugh, I'll kill you immediately." ”

"What if you don't laugh?"

"I'll tell you one more. Chu Ge said with a slight smile.

Fortress: "......"

The fortress had never seen such a person tie himself up and tell jokes. And the other party has a chainsaw in his hand, and he has no chance to refuse at all.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Then I'll get to that. Chu Ge said with an expectant expression.

Chu Ge is a good person, he is handsome, he can cook, and he is good at playing games, but he has a strange little habit.

That's the kind that likes to tell jokes, and it's the kind that is extremely cold.

He wanted to talk about it when he had the opportunity, and he had become a patient who felt uncomfortable without telling bad jokes

In this game copy in the depths of the madhouse, he didn't have a chance to talk about it, because Wang Yingjun had already understood him, and he didn't listen to Wang Ba's recitation.

There's no way, Chu Ge has this itch in his heart, now that he has such a good opportunity, of course he won't let it go easily!

"Once upon a time there was an elk that was playing in the forest and got lost, so he called his good friend giraffe and said hey, I'm lost. Chu Ge said in a tone.

When the giraffe heard this, he replied, "Hey, I'm a giraffe." He changed his tone again.

"Cut, boring. Fortress rolled his eyes, he thought what the joke was about to be told-fashioned.

Chu Ge didn't care about the other party's reaction, he continued: "Okay, I'll tell you about the next one." ”

"One day, a little rabbit was playing in the field, and an eagle swooped down on it from mid-air. The frog next to it noticed that something was wrong and immediately shouted at the rabbit, Eagle Eagle Hawk!"

"The rabbit smiled slightly after hearing this, and said yes, brother, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you have learned to sell cute!"

"Hmph. The fortress snorted, this cold joke was a little funnier than the one just now, but he knew that he must not laugh, otherwise he would fall into the hands of the enemy.

He never dreamed that this person didn't actually tie him up for any other purpose, but actually just to make it easier to tell bad jokes.

In this case, he can't run away if he doesn't want to hear it.

"I know you can't stand it for long, so why bother yourself?" Chu Ge said.

"Don't underestimate me, I'm notoriously good at laughing, I won't laugh at your jokes!" said Fortress unconvinced.

"Very well, let's continue. ”

Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen went out on a date, Bai Suzhen didn't hold back and let out a fart in front of Xu Xian. ”

"Xu Xian exclaimed, lady, could it be that you are actually a rattlesnake?!"

"Poof. The fortress couldn't hold back a laugh, his face suddenly changed, and he quickly covered his mouth.

But at this time, Chu Ge had already pulled the chainsaw in his hand and walked slowly towards him.

The roar of a motorcycle's engine echoed through the small room, and the blade spun rapidly, creating a deep saw mark on the ground.

Seeing this scene, the fortress's expression was nervous, and cold sweat came out on his face, "Don't come here, I'll tell you, you are acting malicious, I will go to the game official to complain to you!"

"I've already given you a chance. Chu Ge said coldly: "I have never been cheated by others before, you are the first!"

The fortress suddenly thought about them exposing the identity of the enemy to the guards, and it turned out that this guy was taking revenge!

It's just that the way of revenge seems to be a little special......

Chu Ge raised the chainsaw in his hand, and the sharp saw blade had already come to the neck of the fortress.

As long as he goes one more inch, he can see the opponent's head.

"Say your last words. ”

The sharp saw blade whistled around the fortress's neck, and the pores on his neck were all open with fear, and the fortress's voice trembled and asked:

"You...... What's your gaming nickname?"

He knew that Wang Yingjun's name must not be the other party's real name, nor was it necessarily his game nickname. Since he was going to die, he wanted to know who killed him.

In the two-player mode, both sides don't know the enemy's nickname at first, and you won't be able to see the player's name until you kill them.

Chu Ge's eyes flashed with murderous intent, his hand holding the chainsaw loosened, and the death-like sawtooth roared towards the fortress's neck!

"You can call me, Joke Killer!"