Chapter 58 The so-called popular science
Yang Tielan's face was flushed and ashamed.
"What the hell are you drawing?"
Yang Nianci looked like you were making a fuss: "What's so strange." Aren't they just men and women with no clothes on? Anyone who studies medicine has seen this thing. β
Yang Tielan instinctively felt that it was wrong, she took a look at the acupuncture points when she was studying, how could the people on them be the same as the ones in front of her, how could they be so real and vivid?
Yang Nianci was proud, this is a sketch, the emperor has never seen it, you are cheap.
That's right, Yang Nianci drew two nude pictures of men and women, the paintings were very detailed, and there were all the parts that should be, so they were presented naked in front of Yang Tielan's eyes. Moreover, this person also darkly painted the face of the Zhuo scumbag on the man's body, and the woman's face was the singer she saw on the way to the Marquis of Wuning's mansion for the first time.
Yang Nianci smiled in his heart, see that you are not disgusting?
Yang Tielan's face turned pale: "You, you, have you ever seen Brother Zhuo without clothes?" β
Yang Nianci was disdainful: "Just him, he has no two flesh, and I don't even wait to look at him when he is naked and lying in front of me." Look at my Thor, girl, what about your aesthetic? What about your vision? β
Yang Tielan was about to cry: "Then why are you painting this?" Aren't you afraid that I won't be able to sleep at night? And this woman! β
Yang Nianci smiled proudly: "Sister will tell you about the physiological characteristics of men and women today." "I'm afraid you'll still be able to sleep.
Yang Nianci pulled a flower branch from the side, shook off the water on his head, took it upside down, and poked it on the woman's chest: "You know what this place is, right?" β
Yang Tielan wanted to go crazy: "Of course I know, ah, no, why should I listen to you talk about this?" β
Yang Nianci said impatiently: "What the hell." When you go out, your mother will stuff you with **, which is much more passionate than this. As your best friend and a person from the past, I'll give you a science popularization first. β
After speaking, it fell on the man: "Come, let's start talking here." β
Yang Tielan looked at the face that the man was on, she was ashamed, angry and annoyed, she couldn't move her feet, and was pressed on the chair by Yang Nianci to listen to her talk about physiology.
After half an hour, Yang Nianci stopped his mouth, picked up the herbal tea on the side and poured a sip.
"Do you understand?"
Yang Tielan nodded mechanically, and explained all the muscles on the human body piece by piece, what else did not understand.
"Why the hell am I listening to this?!"
Yang Nianci smiled and took out two more pieces of paper from under the bottom and spread them in front of Yang Tielan: "Because, I'm going to tell you this." β
Yang Tielan looked at it for a long time and didn't see what these two strange things were?
"What's that?"
Yang Nianci winked mischievously.
"Baby."
Yang Tielan looked up dumbfounded: "Baby? β
Yang Nianci coughed: "This is where men and women have children. β
Yang Tielan lowered her head again blankly.
Yang Nianci looked at his masterpiece and nodded with satisfaction. You must know that when you were in college, you learned to sketch with an art student, and the price was to help her clean her dormitory. As for why you are so familiar with the anatomy of the human body? Oh hehe, as a normal woman, although she has never been in a serious relationship, she has seen some film and television works and paintings.
Yang Tielan's head turned around with great effort, and then she suddenly understood what the "ghost thing" on the paper was.
"Ahh
Another scream.
The ginkgo outside the house asked nervously: "My young lady called for the second time, let's go in and have a look." β
Watermelon said calmly: "What are you afraid of?" It must be my lady who surprised your young lady, and your young lady is happy. β
Dong Zao lowered his head and said nothing, shaking at the ear in the house, which was happy.
Yang Nianci explained to Yang Tielan very wholeheartedly about the structural differences between men and women, the functions of various parts, how children are produced, piston movement, endocrine, fluid, osmosis, fusion...
Yang Tielan's face became whiter and whiter, and her body became more and more shaky...
Yang Nianci was still unfinished: "Okay, this lesson will come here first." β
Yang Tielan trembled and said, "First? "Do you want to poison yourself again?
Yang Nianci nodded: "Well, next, let's talk about the position." β
Yang Tielan was at a loss again, what the hell? Seeing that Yang Nianci first folded the two strange pictures and put them aside, and then turned over the picture with Brother Zhuo's face and buckled it on the singer, there was a tingling in his heart.
Yang Nianci was satisfied to see her bite her lip.
"Let's go, let's go somewhere else and relax."
Yang Tielan, who seemed to have lost her soul, was led out by Yang Nianci and wanted to leave Yang's mansion.
Watermelon Ginkgo hurried to follow. Seeing that no one was paying attention, Dong Zao dodged into the house, and the corners of his mouth twitched and folded the four pieces of paper in half and then folded them in half, and stuffed them into his arms before catching up.
Mrs. Yang heard that the two of them were leaving the house, and guessed that Yang Nianci was trying to persuade Yang Tielan, so she couldn't help but run to her mother-in-law nervously. I talked to my mother-in-law.
"Mother, you say, can you persuade Lan'er?"
Mrs. Hou frowned and said nothing.
Wu Ninghou came in and sighed: "Hopefully." Grandma's, I've been holding this breath for so many years. If you suffocate it again, you will die. β
Mrs. Yang lowered her head in shame: "It's all daughters-in-law..."
Wu Ninghou said: "What's the matter with you?" Our Lan'er is good, but the Zhuo family is too deceitful. Hmph, the Zhuo family had better beg Lan'er not to abandon his boy, otherwise, hmph..."
Mrs. Hou was dissatisfied: "Are you still thinking that Lan Yatou is obsessed?" β
Wu Ninghou hehe.
Mrs. Hou turned her head and said, "This pity girl doesn't look like her mother." β
Everyone knows about Duan Xiang's back house.
Mrs. Yang guessed: "Xu is like a phase?" β
The three of them were speechless for a while, is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Yang Tielan stood at the corner of the street, blinking and blinking, and finally went crazy: "Why do we come to this kind of place?" β
Although he changed into the men's clothes sent by Yang Nianci in the carriage and brought a mask, Yang Tielan didn't expect that this second goods would bring him to Flower Street!
Yang Nianci shook his head in a romantic manner: "Take you to see the position." β
Yang Tielan was crazy: "What the hell is the position?" β
Except for the watermelon, everyone behind him looked unnatural.
Thor wanted to cry in his heart, if he knew that the young lady was here, he would stop him desperately. It's too late to stop it now, can you stop it?
Yang Nianci pulled Yang Tielan to the depths with great interest, at this time, the lanterns were on, and many girls were standing in front of the building, showing their snow-white breasts on a cold day. When the two walked by, they threw a veil at the two of them while throwing a wink.
Yang Tielan saw a woman in red leaning on Yang Nianci, and Yang Nianci even pinched someone's little hand.
Yang Tielan cried in her heart, what kind of bad friends did she make? But she couldn't shake off Yang Nianci's hand, and was pulled inside by her.
Yang Nianci was distressed: "Where should I go to so many families?" Hey, inexperienced. He turned his head and shouted at the back: "Which of you has experience?" β
Behind the head of the thunder god led the seven brothers, with their heads bowed with black lines, even if they had experience, it was impossible for the master to know.
Watermelons and winter dates are even less likely to speak.
Suddenly, Dong Zao, who was one step behind Yang Nianci, opened his mouth and pointed forward: "The one in front looks good." β
Yang Nianci was shocked: "Winter dates? I can't see it! β
Dong Zao made a straight face: "I saw the girl standing at the door of the house dressed the most neatly." β
Yang Nianci looked at it, and sure enough, the girls who recruited customers were not so exposed.
Yang Nianci sighed: "Hey, what fun tricks can be in this?" β
Thor couldn't stand it anymore, "Little... Childe, let's go home, it's time for the master to come back. β
If Xiangye knew that he had come to this place with Miss, hehe, he would apologize for his sin with death.
Yang Nianci saw that Thor wanted to be strong, and hurriedly pulled Yang Tielan into the building that Dong Zao pointed to.
When I entered the door, a beautiful mother greeted me, looking in her thirties, quite charming.
"Yo, gentlemen, what kind of girl are you looking for?"
There are more than a dozen people, all of them are money.
Yang Nianci coughed in a rough throat, and knocked on Thor with a golden bone fan.
Thor sighed and stepped forward: "Open the best private room." I bought a banquet first, and then I talked about the girl. β
Mom's eyes flashed, this group was not short of money, and invited them upstairs.
entered the private room, and when her mother went out to give instructions, Yang Nianci pulled Thor aside and gave a few orders.
Thor hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, the master knows, and his subordinates can't escape the blame." Besides, the boss of the family will definitely not agree. After Thor finished speaking, he couldn't help but add: "Auntie, can you stop and stop?" β
Yang Nianci glared: "No, go and do something." If you can't do it, hmph..."
Yang Nianci's smile was too sinister, and the thunder god trembled, but he still said righteously: "Even if you kill me, I won't go." β
Yang Nianci smiled: "Really? The old lady stripped you naked, tied you up and threw you into the house, and then found a group of outdated sisters to serve you, they are experienced, and they will definitely make you want to die. β
Thor slumped his shoulders: "We're all our own peopleβ"
Yang Nianci kicked him: "Go and do something." β
Thor was helpless, his eyes beckoned a brother, and he went out with him.
When Yang Nianci called Thor's step aside, Dong Zao slipped out under the pretext of going to the toilet, and walked into a familiar corner in the corridor that no one noticed, touched his hand on the wall, and entered through a secret door that suddenly appeared. Through the long passage, I entered a secret room.
There were already two people in the chamber, both dressed in black and covered with masks. Hearing someone coming in, he subconsciously pressed his hand behind him, and when he saw the appearance of the winter date, he moved his hand to his stomach and laughed.
Winter Jujube said coldly: "Don't laugh. Isn't it funny? Come too. β
It's not a slightly thick and loud female voice on weekdays, but a clear male voice.
The two hurriedly smiled, this kind of treatment is still not wanted.
"Big brother, it's thanks to that woman that she's tall, otherwise you won't be exhausted to death with your bone shrinking skills all the time."
Dong Zao rolled his eyes indecently: "Am I useless now?" Come here, I have something to tell you to do. β
The two listened to the order, and looked at the winter jujube meaningfully.
Dong Zao was angry, raised his big feet and kicked over, "Go!" β
He went out the way he came.