Chapter 2 Yin You
Chapter 2: Yin You
Early morning!
Jiang Xian slowly opened his eyes, looked directly at the dusty ceiling, and said to himself: "Sure enough, I still dream, what super lottery, all of them are fake, and now I can't feel anything!" ”
Wait a minute!
Jiang Xian looked at the ceiling and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, God, why is it so bright?
"Oh no, I'm going to be late!" Jiang Xian looked at the clock on the wall, it was almost seven o'clock, and he had overslept.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xian, who was a little puzzled why his parents didn't wake him up, packed up his schoolbag like a burning buttocks, and then washed his face and brushed his teeth as quickly as possible, and came to the kitchen, only to see that the table was already full of food.
"Oh no, you've already called me once!" Jiang Xian muttered in his heart, he must have been too sleepy, muttered a few times, and fell asleep again.
"It's too late!"
Jiang Xian grabbed a piece of steamed bun and chewed it while about to pedal his bicycle towards the school, suddenly, Jiang Xian paused, and said to himself: "That dead fat man will definitely pull my pigtails when he sees that I am late!" ”
Thinking of the dead fat man's ability to humiliate people, Jiang Xian's scalp tingled for a while.
Just about to leave, Jiang Xian suddenly sneered: "That dead fat man pampers me every day, and it's not interesting to take it in a key class, it's better to ......!" ”
Jiang Xian returned to the bedroom again, rummaged through the cabinets, found a voice recorder, tried it, it was very easy to use, a grim smile appeared on the corner of Jiang Xian's lips: "Dead fatty, if Lao Tzu doesn't yin you today, he won't be surnamed Jiang!" ”
While thinking, Jiang Xian slowly ate the cake, and then pedaled his bicycle to the school.
At this time, the morning self-study has already passed, and more than twenty minutes have passed in the first class, Jiang Xian looked at it, the devil coach was not there, and a touch of disappointment appeared in his heart, and with a hint of happiness.
"Jiang Xian, what are you doing?" Zhou Yang, who was not the head of the class, was mad, and Jiang Xian was unhappy.
"Class Leader Zhou, what do you have to say?" Jiang Xian looked at Zhou Yiyang without being salty, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and he was as provocative as he wanted to be.
Jiang Xian didn't say that it was okay, but this statement immediately provoked the anger in Zhou Yiyang's heart: "Jiang Xian, what the hell do you ~ what the hell do you mean?" ”
"It's not interesting!" Jiang Xian didn't know what was going on today, but he felt that his brain was very flexible, and many unexpected whimsical ideas on weekdays kept surging in his heart. Jiang Xian tilted his head and looked at Zhou Yiyang and said calmly: "Zhou Yiyang, I don't know if you have heard of it, you are willing to cut your body, dare to pull the emperor off the horse, or you are barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes, tell you, I am now the first in the class, even if it is the entire grade, my grades are also the bottom, Lao Tzu is not afraid of anything, I am in a hurry, believe it or not, I made you unable to take the college entrance examination?" ”
Jiang Xian's imposing words suddenly made Zhou Yiyang silent, Jiang Xian's threats may not be taken seriously, but what he said is the truth, he is not afraid of 10,000, he is afraid of what if, and secretly shouted in his heart: "This Jiang Xian's grades are already the last in the class, and his family is poor, how can he be good with Jiang Yanyan, if he really plays with himself at the critical moment of the college entrance examination, it is really not worth it!" ”
Thinking of this, Zhou Yiyang's momentum weakened a lot.
"Class leader, if you don't have anything to do, don't stand in my way, I still have to review!" Jiang Xian said without being salty.
Zhou Yiyang subconsciously got out of the way, Jiang Xian walked over, and didn't forget to smile brightly at Zhou Yiyang: "Thank you!" ”
As he spoke, Jiang Xian returned to his seat.
"Jiang Xian, what's wrong with you all this time? Looks like you can't learn! At this time, a soft voice echoed in Jiang Xian's ears, accompanied by a milky fragrance.
Jiang Xian raised his eyes and saw that it was the school committee in the class, named Jiang Yanyan, she was very beautiful, and her studies were also excellent, it was said that things gather like like, and it was impossible to get together with Jiang Xian with Jiang Yanyan's academic performance, however, Jiang Yanyan and Jiang Xian were neighbors, and the two parents had a very good relationship.
"I don't know!" Jiang Xian touched his hair with a distressed face, and said with a wry smile: "I just can't learn, I tried my best to learn, but I just can't learn well!" ”
Jiang Yanyan smiled: "Maybe you are really nervous, you have to learn to relax yourself, slowly adjust your mentality, there is still a month before the college entrance examination, don't worry, take your time!" ”
"Okay, don't say it, I know!" Jiang Xian looked at Jiang Yanyan a little bored, although he knew that Jiang Yanyan was kind, but Jiang Xian still felt uncomfortable for a while, and always felt as if he was being given by someone.
At this time, the door of the classroom suddenly darkened, followed by the devil coach walked in with a gloomy face, the devil coach was really angry today, it was only three or four seconds to walk into the classroom, and the first class of the third year of high school was like entering a pressure cooker.
"Damn, this dead fat man, he must have been abused by his daughter-in-law last night in poor condition, I don't know if he knelt on the washboard, today this dead fat man looks like he is going to trouble me!" Jiang Xian thought maliciously in his heart, but his right hand quietly pressed the voice recorder in his pocket.
"Is someone late today, I just saw someone on the playground and stood up on my own!" Sure enough, the devil coach shouted in a weird way.
Brush!
All of a sudden, everyone's eyes were focused on Jiang Xian's body, and in an instant, Jiang Xian became the focus of everyone, some of them were nervous and afraid that the fat man would have any radical behavior, and some were gloating, wishing that Jiang Xian and the devil coach would fight.
"If I cause trouble, I must be as innocent as possible, in short, I must not be too tough today, I must be weak at the beginning, pretend to be a grandson, and I will kill you when I turn around!"
Jiang Xian thought about it and stood up slowly: "The teacher is me, because I overslept at home!" ”
"It's you Jiang Xian again, look at you, what do you look like now? It's okay if your academic performance is not good, I learned to fight, and now I'm learning to skip class, you, you, it's really disappointing me! Sure enough, the devil coach began to preach again.
Late, this is not a big deal, although it is not right, but Jiang Xian has sincerely admitted his mistake, the devil coach is still holding Jiang Xian's pigtails, it is too much, of course, the devil coach also has a reason for doing this, yesterday he wanted to drive Jiang Xian out of the key class, and then gave up because Jiang Han fainted, today he finally grabbed Jiang Xian's pigtails, how could he easily let him go?
"Teacher, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I will definitely change!" Jiang Xian said slowly, his attitude and tone were extremely sincere, he had changed to an ordinary teacher, and at this point, he was afraid that he would not make it more difficult, but obviously the devil coach was an accident.
"Change?" The devil coach said in a weird way: "Do you still have time to change?" Ah, there are still a few days left in the world for the college entrance examination, just like you, studying so badly, are you worthy of your parents? I think you might as well roll up and get out of the way and go out to learn the craft to support your family! ”
Jiang Xian tilted his head and didn't say a word.
The devil coach looked at Jiang Xian's appearance, and his heart was even more angry, and he didn't know why he was particularly unpleasant when he looked at Jiang Xian, not to mention his own performance, looking at him, he was very annoyed in his heart, and after a pause, the devil coach continued: "I said something ugly, high school graduates like you are everywhere, just like you, with thin arms and legs, what can you do if you can't get into college?" Make money as a small worker? I don't think people will want you to be a piece of waste, you're just a pig, you can't do anything! ”
As soon as these words came out, even the students in the class felt that it was a bit excessive, and some of them gloated even more, Jiang Xian was very devilish and the coach was fighting, this dead fat man, most people in the class didn't like it.
"Impulsive, impulsive! Then I'll have an excuse to get you out!" "Coach Devil feels good about himself, and when he scolds him for this part, he really doesn't believe it, this Jiang Xian can still calm down.
Sure enough, Jiang Xian raised his eyelids, and there was deep anger in his eyes.
The devil coach continued: "I don't know how your parents gave birth to you and raised you, if I were your parents, I would have committed suicide in shame, I really don't know, what face they still have to live in this world." ”
"Teacher, be careful when you speak!" Jiang Xian said coldly: "I can't insult my family, you insult my parents like this, is this what a teacher should look like?" ”
At this moment, Jiang Xian couldn't help it, his eyes exuded a cold luster, the green tendons on his arms burst out, and his fists were clenched tightly.
"Ahh The devil coach said with a sneer: "I humiliated them like this, what can you do?" ”
"Dead fat!" Jiang Xian's voice suddenly became sharp, and he pointed at the devil coach's nose and scolded angrily: "You humiliate me so much, humiliating my parents is nothing more than trying to drive me out of the key class, you think I am willing to stay in a broken place, if you don't drive me away, I don't want to stay here, you are paralyzed!" ”
"Yo, I'm getting bolder, even the teacher dares to contradict it!" The devil coach was secretly happy in his heart, but there was an indifferent expression on his face. "Teacher, in my eyes, you are not worthy of being my teacher, you are also a scumbag, social scum, let someone like you be a teacher, God is really blind!" Jiang Xian scolded unceremoniously: "You are just a snob, specifically bullying us with poor academic performance, what are you afraid of, aren't you afraid that I will drag you back, make you not an excellent teacher, and affect your bonus?" What the hell are you! ”
Bang!
This insult, even if it was the devil coach who sincerely angered Jiang Xian, couldn't stand it, and directly punched Jiang Xian's chest, the devil coach was wide and fat, not tall, this punch down, but there was not much strength, Jiang Xian kicked back two steps.
The devil coach was angry, and hit Jiang Xian's chest with several punches in a row.
"What are you going to do, what are you going to do, bastard you!"
The last punch directly put Jiang Xian on the ground and smashed into a desk.
Jiang Xian slowly stood up, his eyes turned blood-red, and he stared at the devil coach: "Dead fatty, you really think that there is something great about the key class, paralyzed, Lao Tzu still doesn't want to stay here, dead fatty, you remember for me, sooner or later, one day, I will make you regret being a man!" Speaking of this, Jiang Xian kicked out the chair in front of him violently, and left the classroom without looking back, leaving only the whole class in shock and the devil coach with a red face.