Chapter 12: The Beginning
It was really funny to say the word "small" from Sunny's mouth, and Huang Xiaobao laughed on the spot: "Small? What qualifications do you have to call someone small? ”
Kim Taeyeon took off her sunglasses, looked at Sunny with disdain, and said, "See, the eyes of the masses are bright, you are the little one in Girls' Generation." ”
Sunny pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "What's the use of being tall, it's as flat as Incheon Airport, don't come out with me in the future, shame." ”
Kim Taeyeon retorted, "Men like Lori nowadays, and people like you with two big papayas on your chest have long been unpopular." ”
This conversation is so hot! When Huang Xiaobao heard this, the whole person was stunned, where is this female star, it is clearly a wife!
After Kim Taeyeon finished speaking, she pinched Huang Xiaobao's arm, pinched his face again, and said with a smile: "You are the little brother of the post-90s?" It's pretty white and tender. ”
Huang Xiaobao wanted to say shamelessly, I'm not a little brother, my younger brother is very big, but when he saw Sunny's murderous eyes, he withered, so he changed his words and said: "This sister, in terms of whiteness, no one can compare to you." ”
Kim Taeyeon smiled so much that she couldn't even see her eyes, patted Huang Xiaobao's shoulder and said, "Your mouth is very sweet, no wonder Sunny has been thinking about you." ”
"It's Yuli who has always been obsessed with him, okay? What does Sunny have to do with me..."Sunny blushed, although he and Huang Xiaobao have been playing around without scruples, but it looks different from other people's mouths, it's like a man who often runs to look for flowers and ask Liu, he himself may feel that he is comforting those women who have lost his footing, he is doing good deeds, and he wants to praise them with little red flowers, but in the eyes of others, it is very problematic.
Why did you come up with a name you hadn't heard of, Yuli? Who's that?
"Yuli is pearL, the rookie who can only mine."
Huang Xiaobao thought to himself, Lao Tzu has never done anything to be sorry for the people and the party, how can he be remembered by that kind of rookie?
Sunny held out his hand and said, "Have you bought tickets for the concert?" ”
Huang Xiaobao took out the ticket and handed it over: "Of course I bought it, you see, it's still infield, and it cost me a month's salary!" ”
Sunny looked at Fanhuang Xiaobao, his eyes were very strange, and said, "Look at the grade of your clothes, you are not low, and you still drive such a good car, and your salary is only two thousand a month?" What about liars! ”
"What are you lying to? And before taxes! Huang Xiaobao said shamelessly, "You see that I am so sincere, should I be invited to dinner or something?" ”
"Sunny doesn't ask my sister to please." Kim Taeyeon patted her chest and said.
"Don't shoot it, if you shoot it again, it'll be flatter than Yun'er." Sunny gave her a blank look and said, "Who said I wouldn't be invited, sister, I'm happy today, I can eat whatever I want, and I'll be full." ”
Although many people say that Huang Xiaobao is an out-and-out foodie, he himself doesn't think so, you can eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, and you can fill your stomach like fritters and flatbreads, the key is to see who you eat with and what your mood is when you eat.
Although Sunny is not very beautiful, Taeyeon is a big beauty, if her figure is a little better, she is the most perfect goddess in the hearts of most **silk, so Huang Xiaobao is quite happy to eat this meal.
After eating, Sunny said, "Although I've been to Shanghai a few times, you're a local snake after all, and I invited you to dinner, so why don't you take me around?" ”
People can't be shameless to this point, first, I'm not a snake, and second, this meal seems to be paid for by Taeyeon, right? It has nothing to do with you, Huang Xiaobao said sadly: "I haven't been to Shanghai a few times, it's okay to go shopping, what should I do if I get lost then?" ”
"If you get lost, find the police uncle, that's how it is played on TV."
Huang Xiaobao has always known how painful it is to go shopping with a woman, so he would rather stay at home in his free time, but today's script doesn't seem to be able to be written like this, he can only sacrifice his life to accompany a gentleman, no, it is to accompany a woman.
Sunny is very aggressive, but Kim Taeyeon is a little worried, she is very careful when she goes shopping, for fear of being recognized, but as soon as she sees beautiful clothes and beautiful jewelry, her true nature is revealed, women, they are all the same.
Huang Xiaobao just walked unhurriedly behind the two, a concert ticket had already used up a month's salary for him, and if he helped Sunny and Kim Taeyeon pay for it, even if he beat his face into a second senior brother, he wouldn't be fat.
Huang Xiaobao once read a book, which said that women like to go shopping because there is a hormone in the body, this hormone will secrete a certain amount every day, only when it is consumed, women will not go shopping**, obviously, this hormone in the body of Sunny and Kim Taeyeon is far beyond that of ordinary women, Huang Xiaobao doesn't know how many times he has reminded him, saying that you have to have a concert at night, save some physical strength, besides, what time is it? If you look pretty, you don't need makeup to do your hair? If you don't go back, it's too late!
In the end, Sunny and Kim Taeyeon finally returned to the hotel, while Hwang Xiaobao went directly to the concert.
Huang Xiaobao likes to listen to songs, but he doesn't like to listen to songs live, especially those idol singers, the scene is a mess, if Girls' Generation takes the rock route, then they still listen to it, but unfortunately they are also idol singers.
Before going to Jeju Island, Huang Xiaobao didn't know what Girls' Generation was, and it wasn't until he met Sunny that night that he knew that Girls' Generation was a singing group, but he didn't pay special attention to it after that, until Sunny asked him to come to the concert last week, and he found some information from the Internet.
What Huang Xiaobao didn't expect was that his cheap friend sunny was so famous, when he thought of the picture of the video with sunny, his heart was very sad, Lao Tzu was a man who had seen the girlhood of sunny's breasts, although it was only a few seconds, but it was really impressive.
Sitting on his right was a couple, talking, laughing, fighting, and making trouble, and they didn't put his light bulb in their eyes at all, Huang Xiaobao thought to himself, forget it, it's better to lose two sentences, after all, people are pure relationships between men and women.
Sitting on his left is a big girl, very well-behaved, with short ear-length hair, black-framed glasses, and a very strong bookish anger, a sister who has a head turnaround rate, but unfortunately the snacks in her mouth are endless like a pit, there are really a lot of tricks in this quack, Huang Xiaobao thought, big sister, haven't eaten for a few days? When the concert is over, will my brother take you to supper?
Just when Huang Xiaobao was thinking wildly, the lights in the audience suddenly dimmed, and a familiar melody began to sound.
Damn, as soon as you come up and sing chicken-chicken-chicken, don't you want to be so unrestrained.
Huang Xiaobao looked at the stage, but he didn't see Sunny, but he saw Lin Yun'er, because Lin Yun'er stood in the middle of the team, which was particularly eye-catching.
Lin Yun'er also saw Huang Xiaobao, because Huang Xiaobao was so eye-catching, others had support sticks or signs in their hands, only he was empty-handed.
Lin Yun'er smiled slightly, smiling with ulterior motives.
Huang Xiaobao raised his eyebrows and sent Lin Yun'er an autumn wave.
Lin Yun'er replied to him and smiled even brighter.
"Ahh
Damn, I dare to come to the concert with such a poor psychological quality, I have to learn more from my buddies, not to mention flattery, even if I have a flying kiss, my face will not change.
Huang Xiaobao thought of this, the Girls' Generation on the stage had changed formation, and the shortest Sunny stood in the middle, she bent over, and a flying kiss flew in the direction of Huang Xiaobao.
"Ahh
Huang Xiaobao sighed secretly, hey, it's another one.
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