Chapter Seventy-Five. Dragon set Stephen Chow (second watch)
At the shooting site, Weng Meiling was looking around, she was looking for that bastard Chen Xiaotang. I saw him get into the nanny car just now, but I knew when he came out...... What's in the car? Mysterious, let him get into it for so long? Could it be a woman? Pretty woman? A beautiful and famous woman? Weng Meiling's little brain spun rapidly, thinking about all possible possibilities----
Men are unreliable, as long as they face beautiful women, they will be soft-handed and weak, and then forget the time...... Hmph, this scoundrel! When he picked up my clothes, he knew that he was already bad in his bones, and he didn't have a good heart!
Weng Meiling crushed her toes on the ground, looking like she was gritting her teeth and crushing the ants.
Just when she was thinking wildly, a voice suddenly said: "Excuse me---- you are Miss Weng Meiling, right?" A woman's voice interrupted her train of thought.
Looking up, Weng Meiling couldn't help but be stunned, only to see that the woman in front of her was about forty years old, carrying a soup and a smile on her face, but she knew her, who was not the bad guy Chen Xiaotang's mother?
"Auntie, you're here to find Ah Tang, right?" I don't know why, Weng Meiling was a little nervous in her heart, and her tone was surprisingly good.
Li Shuzhen looked at the flower-like Weng Meiling and smiled from ear to ear and said, "Yes, yes, I'm here to find him, this stinky boy doesn't know where to go!" "Look around.
"That bastard---- oh no, Chen Xiaotang is always elusive, it's not surprising that you can't find him!" Weng Meiling almost cursed.
Li Shuzhen didn't doubt it, and still smiled and said: "That's miserable, I worked hard to make soup to see him, but he wasn't ----there" Suddenly, her eyes turned, and she looked at Weng Meiling and smiled: "Miss Weng, don't say you don't know, I'm your loyal fan, I have watched almost all the scenes you filmed, I especially like the Gege you played in "Thirteen Sisters", both in appearance and acting skills! Sometimes I wonder if I could see you in person, but I can't think of it...... Hehe, it's a pleasure to meet you today! I'm so happy! ”
"Auntie, it's too much for you to say this, Ah Tang and I are colleagues, and you will definitely be able to see me if you come often in the future." Weng Meiling didn't understand how she could say such a thing, as if she was close to that damn bastard.
Li Shuzhen was so happy when she heard this. "Okay, okay, that's what you said, I'll come to visit the class often in the future---- Oh yes, you see I almost forgot about ----" Saying that, Li Shuzhen opened the soup, poured a bowl and handed it over, and said to Weng Meiling: "Ah Tang is not here, this beautiful soup can't be wasted, you are my favorite actor, just help, how about a bowl?" ”
Weng Meiling was stunned: "This ...... Not quite right? ”
"What's so bad? Think of it as a gift from your fans, hehe, of course, if you don't dislike it! Li Shuzhen smiled and handed the soup bowl to Weng Meiling.
Weng Meiling was embarrassed to refuse again, so she had to take it, took a sip, and immediately praised: "Not bad, very fragrant Aunt ----, what is this made of?" He took a few more sips.
"Delicious, right? Hehe, I know it's delicious, this is the ancestral secret soup that my grandmother passed on to my mother, and my mother passed on to me," Li Shuzhen said excitedly, "It's rich in nutrition, there are pig's trotters, angelica, scorpions and ants, -------"
Weng Meiling, who was drinking the soup, didn't care when she heard "pig's trotters" and "angelica" at first, after all, these are several ingredients necessary for making beautiful soup, but when she heard "scorpions and ants", she snorted and almost spit out the soup she drank in.
"What do you say...... Aunt...... Ahem, there are scorpions and ants in this soup? Weng Meiling's mouth opened wide.
Li Shuzhen said curiously: "Yes, what's so strange about this? Scorpions dispel rheumatism, ants take care of the skin, this is my ancestral secret skill, you can't go wrong! ”
Weng Meiling was speechless, her eyes widened, and she looked like a mud puppet.
Li Shuzhen was still not enlightened, and still danced like a fire and said: "Do you want a bowl?" Let's try another bowl, it can really take care of your skin! ”
Weng Meiling woke up and hurriedly waved her hand: "Oh no, thank you, one bowl is enough----- besides, my skin is also quite good, no need to over-maintain it!" ”
"Really?" Li Shuzhen looked at her and saw that Weng Meiling was very embarrassed, but she didn't dare to try such a big soup again, so she had to say: "Auntie, I understand your intentions, but I will be filming later, so I ......"
"I understand, I understand," Li Shuzhen smiled mysteriously, "Everyone is a woman, especially if you dance with a sword like you, if you want to go to the toilet at that time, then ------"
Weng Meiling is embarrassed, this aunt can really say anything.
As soon as Li Shuzhen opened the chatterbox, she couldn't help it, and leaned into Weng Meiling's ear and said, "Ah Weng, since we are friends, I'll tell you a secret, okay?" ”
Weng Meiling couldn't resist Li Shuzhen's "self-familiarity", and said with a smile: "Okay, what secret?" ”
Li Shuzhen laughed and said: "I, I have made a lot of money by buying stocks---- 300,000 yuan!" He looked around, for fear that others would hear about it.
Weng Meiling thinks it's funny, 300,000 is too much? In the entertainment industry, many people sing hundreds of thousands of songs for a song, but she still exclaimed very cooperatively: "Wow, that's a lot!" ”
Li Shuzhen was very satisfied with Weng Meiling's reaction, and said with a smile: "This is all to thank my baby son, he gave me a bright card---- of course, the main thing is that I have a hand as a mother, and now the neighbors praise me for being a grandmother, and I am embarrassed---- hehe!" Li Shuzhen covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "Now that I have some money, I will discuss with the old man of our family to make the tea restaurant bigger and decorate it well, and in the future, you friends of Ah Tang can also have a good place to party!" ”
"Hehe, aunt, your idea is good, when the store is ready, I will definitely go to the party!" Weng Meiling said with a smile.
Li Shuzhen waited for this sentence, and immediately smiled and said: "This is what you said, you must arrive when the time comes!" ”
"Don't worry, definitely!"
After some hard work and hard work, she finally sent away the enthusiastic Chen Xiaotang's mother, Weng Meiling only felt that her mood just now was more tired than filming.
Why do you care so much about how you perform in front of her?
Weng Meiling asked herself.
Then shook his head, can it be a habit of respecting the elderly, vaguely felt that this was just an excuse, but Weng Meiling refused to admit it.
"By the way, what about the damn bastard, where the hell did he go?!" Weng Meiling then remembered Chen Xiaotang again
"Shooting the Condor" was filmed in the second studio.
Just when Weng Meiling was talking about Chen Xiaotang, Chen Xiaotang took advantage of the break to come here to visit his good friend Stephen Chow!
Recently, Stephen Chow, with the help of Chen Xiaotang, was fortunate to enter the crew of "Shooting the Condor". But this time is different from the tragedy of his previous life, at least he can have one or two lines before dying.
At this moment, the filming scene is Yang Kang played by Miao Qiaowei, who captured a group of prisoners and let his master Mei Chaofeng cultivate the ruthless and vicious "Nine Yin White Bone Claws".
The camera starts, the prop master controls the electric fan, the gaffer makes a black curtain, and the fog machine spews out a diffuse smoke.
Scene: In the black and gloomy, smoky wild tomb, Mei Chaofeng, who looks like a ghost, is sitting cross-legged on the ground, his eyes are closed like black holes, and suddenly footsteps sound.
Yang Kang, played by Miao Qiaowei, ordered his subordinates to bring out a prisoner in the prison.
Call~! The wind is gusting!
The prisoner, with a black strap-on on his head and ragged clothes, was overwhelmed with fear.
After seeing Mei Chaofeng, he thought he had seen a ghost, screamed, and ran away!
Mei Chaofeng flew up violently, and the nine yin white bone claws came out!
The prisoner's head was caught, blood spurted out, and he fell to the ground and died.
The camera changed, Mei Chaofeng's five claws were dripping with blood, looking up to the sky and laughing wildly.
………
At this time, director Fan Xiuming shouted: "cut! ”
This scene, it's over!
Chen Xiaotang walked over and kicked at the prisoner who was "dead" on the ground.
The "dead corpses" remained still.
Chen Xiaotang couldn't help laughing and said, "Hey, Ah Xing, the director has already stuck, what are you still doing lying down?" ”
The "dead corpse" just got up and asked, "Is it stuck?" Why didn't I hear that? ”
"Of course you can't hear it, the headband is tied to your ears!" Chen Xiaotang easily ripped off the black belt on Stephen Chow's head.
As soon as the black belt fell off, Stephen Chow's unkempt hair like a beggar gang disciple also fell out, revealing his original short hair.
"Wow, it's so easy for you to put on makeup, and you don't even have tape on the edges of your hood?" Chen Xiaotang couldn't help laughing.
Stephen Chow didn't care and said: "You think it's the same as you, our total scenes are less than a minute, if you put on makeup for an hour like you, then it won't make the makeup artist angry?!" If it can be simple, it can be saved, and the most important thing is that it is OK to play a good trick!"
Stephen Chow dipped a little bit of the tomato juice on his head as "blood" as he spoke, put it in his mouth and tasted it: "It's a little lighter, it was too thick last time, not only wasting the material but also difficult to wash off, so I made a little comment......" looked at his expression and seemed to be very proud.
Chen Xiaotang couldn't cry or laugh, this Ah Xing looks quite easy to be satisfied, no wonder he was able to endure for eight years in one breath in his previous life, eight years, the Anti-Japanese War has only been fought for eight years, this kid belongs to the turtle place, and he can definitely hold his breath.
"By the way, Ah Tang, is your scene finished? What are you looking for me to do? Stephen Chow said to his good friend while removing his makeup.
"I just finished filming," Chen Xiaotang said, "Of course, the reason why I came to you is beneficial...... After speaking, he smiled and lit up the wonton noodles in his hand.
"Wow, there's noodles to eat!" Stephen Chow was very happy, "It is worthy of being my good brother, knowing that I am hungry!" As he spoke, he was about to reach out but grab his face.
Chen Xiaotang took the noodles away and said, "This is not for you!" ”
"Not for me?" Stephen Chow, who pounced on the air, touched his head and wondered, "Who is that for?" Do you have a girlfriend? Wow, you guy is heavy on sex and light on friends, not righteous enough! ”
Chen Xiaotang didn't expect Stephen Chow's imagination to be so rich, and he couldn't help but laugh: "Don't guess, let's go, I'll take you to a place, and you'll know when the time comes!" ”
"What the hell are you doing?" Stephen Chow's second monk was puzzled.
"It's good to have you, but you must be respectful when you meet people!" Chen Xiaotang admonished.
"Respectful of what? How am I disrespectful? I'm just so virtuous---- who the hell is he?! Stephen Chow muttered behind him.
Chen Xiaotang just smiled and didn't answer.
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It's the second watch, let's count the votes!
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