The first volume is over, and then we move on to the second volume - pretending! After a long wait, the day of pretending to be forced has finally arrived. Ask for recommendation votes for support.

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The wind rises, the clouds in the air are blown by the wind, there are little leaks, and the sunlight behind the clouds passes through the clouds, emitting a golden light, shaped like a pillar of light, like a god descending into the world, full of mystery.

Some photography enthusiasts can't help but turn this moment into eternity with their cameras when they see such a natural wonder.

Clearing the clouds and seeing the sun, just like the current mood of a functional.

"Hey...... Ha ha...... O cultivator! Lao Tzu is developed, even if Lao Tzu doesn't absorb fart in the future, he will be developed......" Shangguan smiled lewdly, immersed in his own lewd space.

"Little ...... Little brother......"

"Hey......

"Little Brother ......"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

“……”

The Taoist priest's face turned pale, and he jerked hard, trying to pull his hands out of the 'vice'.

But the power of lust is infinite, and Shangguan Nengren is as excited as if he has eaten three hundred and sixty viagra pills at this time, and his strength is like nine oxen, even if the Taoist priest uses all his strength, he does not pull his hand out.

But it's not completely ineffective, at least this time it makes the Shangguan capable people sober up from their obscenity.

"Ouch hey! Dao Chief, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm excited, I'm so excited, don't be weird, don't be weird. After sobering up, the competent person saw that the Taoist priest's face was blue and his hands trembled, so he hurriedly let go of his hand and apologized repeatedly.

"None...... Anyway. The Taoist priest put his hands behind his back, and on the surface he looked like he was doing nothing, but the hands behind his back kept shaking, and when he looked at it, he could see several obvious red handprints.

Little brother, the poor road has no grievances with you, why should you be like this?

The atmosphere was a little awkward, and Shangguan was in a hurry to go home to 'build a nest' at this time in order to survive this system upgrade safely.

Coughed dryly: "Dao Chief, do you tell me something?" ”

The Taoist priest slowed down for a while, feeling that his hands were no longer painful, and then he sighed, wiped the cold sweat on his face with a wide sleeved robe, and said with a forced smile: "Without it, it is a glimpse of the poor Dao, and I saw that the aura of the little brother's whole body is compelling, and it is unspeakably expensive, it is really the dragon and phoenix among the people, and the handsome man in the world, I can't help but want to have a good relationship with the little brother." ”

"Well, the Taoist has won the prize." Having just absorbed the Taoist priest's cultivation ability, Shangguan Nengren now understands why the Taoist priest stopped him.

Cultivators have four sub-disciplines: spells, charms, alchemy, and alchemy.

In the sub-item of spells, there are all-encompassing, including faces, looking at feng shui, seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, etc., which in the eyes of the previous Shangguan people, extremely mysterious, idealistic, to put it mildly, it is a superstitious thing, and the Shangguan people have never believed it.

But now that he believed, and he knew it, he also understood that these things were just the most superficial paths, and they weren't even a beginner in cultivation.

But these things that are not beginners are great skills in the world, and with a little hype, they can be mixed with a 'master', and the Taoist priest is to use the ability to see the aura of the competent person.

This aura is actually the energy left in the upper functional human body when the "Decathlon" repaired the upper functional human body for the first time.

More than 2,000 years later, not only has technology reached an unimaginable height, but even many idealistic energies that cannot be explained by modern technology have all been confirmed in the future.

In that brilliant era, there were not only powerful mechas, space warships, but also all kinds of capable people, but in that era, there were more capable people than dogs.

Because of this, genius children can make the system of "Decathlon", but the market for this system in the future is actually very small, and only those who are the lowest and incapable will play it.

Even in the future society, there will be a small number of people with low qualifications, and even if they spend their whole lives, they will not be able to get rid of the fate of inferior people.

And the appearance of "Decathlon" gave them a glimmer of hope, at least the hope of getting rid of inferior people, because in that era, even if all the "Decathlon" reached the S level, at most it was only slightly higher than the social average.

To make a simple analogy, if the per capita monthly income of the future society is 10 million, then after using the "Decathlon", even if it reaches the highest level, it can only make the monthly income reach the level of 11 million.

This level is basically risk-free in the future society, and the reason why it is banned by the government is not only because of some thieves and robbers who harm the society, but also because the government does not want to let there be moths in the society that are not earned for nothing.

But "Decathlon" will not be too harmful in the future, but it has become a super invincible killer in this era.

Just imagine, in the future, the monthly income of more than 10 million yuan, in this era when the per capita monthly income is only about 2,000, how big is the difference? Just like the modern commander of the Air Force who drove a bomber and carried an atomic bomb, suddenly crossed into a primitive society of slash-and-burn farming, even if you can't be the Yellow Emperor, you can do it.

More than 2,000 years later, the system used the energy to restore the host's physique is the aura seen by the Taoist priest, but this Taoist priest is not capable enough to see the aura, and he can't see the "Decathlon" in the body of the supersual.

The Taoist priest smiled, reached into the wide cuffs, and took out a piece of jade, which was snow-white and shaped like a full moon, and the jade piece was engraved with complex runes, which was quite mysterious.

The Shangguan person felt a trace of spiritual power fluctuations from this jade piece, and this fluctuation was emanating from the rune, and with just one glance, the Shangguan person saw through the function of this jade piece.

Heh, a piece of detoxification jade, a gadget that ordinary cultivators will refine, holding the jade piece in their mouth, can detoxify a hundred poisons.

After detoxification, the jade tablets turn into different shades of black according to the level of toxicity, and then soak them in water until the jade tablets turn white again, and then they can be reused.

In addition, because the jade piece is blessed with spiritual power, it can be worn with you to warm the body, cure diseases, and strengthen the body without diseases.

To cultivators, this is just a little gadget of little use, but to ordinary people, it is a treasure of great value.

However, gadgets can only be refined by choosing good materials, and materials cost money.

The whole body of this jade piece in front of him is snow-white, and at first glance it is a fine mutton fat white jade, and the weight should be more than 20 grams, and the fake knowledge in his head tells Shangguan that the value of this piece of jade is about 50,000.

Meow a mi, just such a small jade piece, it actually costs 50,000 yuan, the cultivator is really rich!.

"Little brother......" The Taoist priest smiled slightly, and sent the jade piece to the competent person: "This jade will be given to the little brother." ”

"Uh, Dao Chief, it's not appropriate!" Shangguan was embarrassed to snatch the jade piece and stuff it into his trouser pocket.

Taoist priest: "......"

Wowhaha! Mutton fat white jade! Put it aside first if you can't detoxify it, at least this material is worth the old money, immeasurable Tianzun, Dao Chief, you are really a good person!

The corners of the Taoist priest's eyes twitched, the corners of his mouth grinned, and he smiled forcefully: "The little brother is arrogant, and the poor Taoist admires it." ”

"Ahem, the Taoist has won the prize." Shangguan was embarrassed, but this Taoist priest had a good relationship with him and did not suffer.

Judging from the state of cultivation understood by the superior functionals, the strength of the cultivator has reached a certain level, and if he wants to continue to improve, he must cross the tribulation, and the difficulty of the tribulation is directly equated with good or evil in peacetime.

Do a lot of good things, not bothered by the demons, the tribulation is relatively simple, and the evil deeds are done, there will be countless demons devouring the heart when the tribulation, and the ** of the ten will be turned into ashes by the thunder.

In the Taoist priest's view, the spirit of the competent person is compelling, the middle is peaceful, and there will be achievements in the future, which will be beneficial to all things.

In this way, the Taoist priest who has helped the competent person is equivalent to doing a good deed, and with good karma and good causes, it will be much easier to overcome the tribulation in the future, and the gains and losses are obvious.

The good fate has ended, the Taoist priest put down his thoughts, and said goodbye to the Shangguan people, and the Shangguan people were also anxious to go home to 'cross the catastrophe', and immediately rushed home after saying goodbye.

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Parents get off work twenty minutes earlier than the Shangguan people get out of school, when the Shangguan people enter the door, the mother has already made lunch, is eating with the Shangguan Yi, seeing the Shangguan people come back, the mother said: "Son, wash your hands and eat." ”

"Mom, I'm not feeling well." Shangguan was able to cover his stomach and walked over with an uncomfortable face.

This is the stupid way of a competent person - pretending to be sick!

The solution is a little stupid, but the effect is very good, especially for parents, there is a song that sings well: the old man does not want his children to contribute much to the family, and it is not easy to live a lifetime, so he wants to be safe.

The health and safety of your children is more important than anything else, and when you are sick, your parents and relatives will always care about you the most.

"Son, what's wrong?" As expected, the mother saw that her son was uncomfortable, and immediately stood up anxiously.

Shangguan Yi also frowned, with a look of concern in his eyes.

"My stomach hurts a little bit, maybe I'm cold." Shangguan sat crookedly on the sofa and groaned twice: "Mom, bring me two pieces of Jiangzhong." ”

"Can you take the medicine indiscriminately!" The mother blamed, walked over and touched the stomach of the sensual person, and pressed it in one place: "Does it hurt?" ”

"I won't hurt if you work a little harder." Shangguan Nengren took a breath, Mom, you are so ruthless! I'm pretending to be in pain, you're trying to make it really hurt!

"You kid." The mother also knew that her strength was a little stronger, and pressed a few more places, and saw that the competent person was only slightly swollen and painful, so she breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's not a big deal, maybe it's really cold." ”

After a pause, the mother helped the competent person: "Son, Mom will help you go to the house and lie down for a while, and you will be fine in a while." ”

Shangguan Yi frowned, put down the dishes and chopsticks, and said, "Don't take the stomach ache seriously, let's go to the hospital to have a look!" ”

"Dad, I'm fine." Shangguan was shocked, if you really go to the hospital to pay it back, then your son will faint, and he will really have to be hospitalized.

Shangguan was able to quickly think of recruiting, and he was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "I have been under too much pressure to study recently, and I didn't understand a few questions last night, and I didn't sleep all night, so I didn't feel very comfortable." "Students, you have to rush the problem to study, and try everything.

Sure enough, when he heard that his son hadn't slept all night because he was studying, Shangguan Yi's face was gratified, but his mother was very distressed: "You kid, studying is not a matter of one or two days, so why do you force yourself?" Quick, hurry up and lie down in the house. ”

Shangguan Neng rubbed his eyes and said, "Mom, I'm very sleepy, if I fall asleep at this time, I guess there won't be a day when I can't get up, but I still have classes in the afternoon!" ”

"This ......," the mother frowned, her face full of embarrassment.

Shangguan Yi reprimanded: "Take more time to make up for it after class, go to bed first!" Don't break your body. ”

"Huh?" Shangguan Nengren was very surprised, looking at Shangguan Yi's dark and resolute face that was exposed to the wind and sun all the year round, and said with a smile: "Dad, I just found out that you care about me more than my mother." ”

Shangguan Yi was amused: "Stinky boy, don't follow this poor man, get out of here." ”

"Hey! I'll get out! Shangguan people stood up with difficulty, was mixed by his mother, covered his stomach and walked to the bedroom, when he arrived at the door, Shangguan people stopped, turned his head to Shangguan Yi and said: "Dad, I may really have to sleep for a day and a night, don't you call me, let me sleep well?" ”

"Hurry up, you won't get up and save food for your family." Shangguan Yi didn't have a good airway.

"Hey, Dad, thank you!" With this sentence, the competent person can finally upgrade with peace of mind.

Walking into the bedroom and lying on the bed, the mother followed up, put a thin quilt on the stomach of the competent person, and said, "Son, sleep well!" Don't be so desperate in the future. ”

Shangguan Nengren's heart warmed, and said: "Mom, don't worry, next year's college entrance examination, I will definitely be admitted to university." ”

"You kid." Mother smiled with relief.

After that, the competent person asked his mother to help him ask for leave, and his mother agreed to come down, touched the forehead of the competent person, and walked out of the bedroom with relief and brought the door.

Twenty minutes later, the functionalist heard a system prompt: "System upgrade begins." ”

When the voice ended, the Shangshang's eyes went black and he lost consciousness.

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Recommend the new book of Sword Dancer, this guy is the author of "Super Item", who was also coquettish back then, and the new book "Personal Ace", interpreting new wonderful.

An ace in the army, who is incompatible with urban life, rampages into the campus. He dealt with everything in a low-key manner according to his own experience and habits, but he fell into a notoriety of "daring and misbehaving", and fortunately, the beauties he came into contact with because of the mission all tried to get rid of him, just as he wanted to get rid of them.

But on the chessboard of fate, they are closely connected, with the unveiling of their life stories and the surrounding of conspiracy, how to break out of the torrent in the huge whirlpool?

Ace, after all, is different from mortals

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