Chapter 290: I'm Really Not Impotence......
In fact, the reason why Zhou Xiaochuan didn't want to go to the hospital for examination and treatment was that the mysterious energy had already treated the injuries on his body, and at most by tomorrow, his injuries would be basically healed. You must know that the injuries on his body are quite numerous and quite serious, if he were someone else, even if he was an old man who was good at martial arts and had a very high level of cultivation, he would probably not be able to hold it up and hang up on the spot when he was at the peak of his youth. Of course, if Old Man Fang had a sword in his hand, even if he was facing six fierce Siberian tigers, he would not have been injured so many and so badly...... And another reason why he is reluctant to go to the hospital for examination and treatment is because he is now in the period of side effects of [Huwei] ability, and the words are painful, although this is only temporary, and it will only last twenty-four hours, but the question is, this thing is very embarrassing after all, once the doctor finds out, where should he put his face? In his twenties, he was immale and thin...... It's no wonder that this Nima doesn't cause a lot of criticism! Perhaps, some people will suspect that they have hollowed out their bodies by Ye Ye Shengge.
What's more, Lin Qingxuan is still around, if she knows about this matter, she may not know what she will think."
Fortunately, none of Zhou Xiaochuan's worries came true in the end.
After a detailed examination in the hospital, Zhou Xiaochuan finally came to the conclusion: "Except for some minor abrasions and contusions, there are no other major problems." Even the middle-aged doctor who treated him made a rare joke: "Your body is the healthiest I have ever seen, and all physiological indicators are exactly the same as the data in the textbook...... I said, you can't grow up according to a textbook, right? ”
Hearing that Zhou Xiaochuan's body was fine, Lin Qingxuan breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time wondered a little in her heart: "I obviously saw that Xiaochuan was seriously injured before, why has it become a slight abrasion and contusion now?" Could it be that I am wrong......" She would never have thought that there was a mysterious energy flowing in Zhou Xiaochuan's body with a strong healing effect.
Just when Zhou Xiaochuan and Lin Qingxuan were about to say goodbye and leave, the middle-aged doctor suddenly glanced at Zhou Xiaochuan, and took advantage of Lin Qingxuan's lack of attention to stuff a prescription slip into his hand: "Young man, you can't spend as much time drinking as before, and you have to ban your desire for a while!" The medicines in this prescription are all to strengthen the kidneys and aphrodisiac to treat your scabies. I know that patients with this disease don't want their wives and girlfriends to know, so I quietly give you this prescription later, and after going downstairs, go to the pharmacy to get the medicine while your girlfriend is not paying attention, and take it as soon as possible when you go back. As long as you take your medications on time, abstain from sex and exercise, you can still regain your strength, after all, you are only in your twenties, and you are still young......"
Zhou Xiaochuan glanced at the prescription slip in his hand, and then looked at the middle-aged doctor who was kind-hearted, his expression became extremely rich in an instant, and after hesitating, he finally opened his mouth and whispered: "Actually, I'm not impotence......
The middle-aged doctor nodded, with an understanding expression: "Well, well, it's not impotence, I understand, I won't tell your girlfriend, don't worry." ”
Understand...... I understand your sister!
Zhou Xiaochuan was completely speechless.
Seeing the middle-aged doctor's frowning expression, Zhou Xiaochuan knew that no matter how he explained, it was useless, so he could only put the prescription slip into his trouser pocket with a helpless face after smiling bitterly, wanting to find another opportunity to throw it away after walking out of the consultation room.
However, what he never expected was that just as he walked out of this consultation room, Lin Qingxuan came up with a suspicious face and asked, "Xiaochuan, what are you doing sneakily with that doctor in the consultation room?" ”
It's the doctor who's sneaky, I'm not sneaky at all, okay",
Zhou Xiaochuan suddenly found that the doctor left him alone just now, which did not play a role in secrecy but still wanted to cover it up, but he couldn't blame the doctor, after all, people were also kind-hearted."
"No", "Nothing." Zhou Xiaochuan laughed dryly, and dragged Lin Qingxuan to leave here: "Let's hurry up, the smell of disinfectant water in this hospital is too pungent, and it makes me a little dizzy." ”…,
Lin Qingxuan looked disdainful: "There is also a smell of disinfectant water in the pet house, okay, I said that your ability to divert the topic is too low, Sichuan ......" At the same time, he stretched out his hand in front of Zhou Xiaochuan and said, "Take it." ”
"Take what?" Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't help but be stunned.
"What else could there be? The doctor just stuffed you with something. Don't think I didn't see it, my eyesight is pretty sharp. Lin Qingxuan had an expression of hatred on her face, and snorted and said, "When he left you alone, I was already suspicious, and then the movements of the two of you were too big, not secret at all, I just can't see it." You know, every thief I catch moves faster and more stealthily than you do. ”
Belch...... We and thieves, it seems, there is nothing to compare **?
Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't help but smile bitterly, just when he was trying to find a reason to fool the past, Lin Qingxuan's hand went directly into his trouser pocket, and before he could react, he took out the prescription slip: "Huh, prescription slip?" Strange, why did that doctor sneak around and give you a prescription slip? Not...... The medicines on this seem to be all kidney-strengthening and aphrodisiac? This is for you? Why should you take these pills? As a martial artist, Lin Qingxuan also understands some simple medical techniques and medical theories, and he recognized the efficacy of the medicine on this prescription at a glance.
"Uh...... It's just a misunderstanding. Zhou Xiaochuan stretched out his hand to take the prescription back, but at this time, Lin Qingxuan saw the two words written in the prescription diagnosis column, and was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Zhou Xiaochuan with wide eyes and disbelief...... Impotence? Do you suffer from impotence? ”
Zhou Xiaochuan became anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly explained: "No, I'm not an impotence disease, he is misdiagnosed, misdiagnosed!" Because he was in a hurry to explain, he couldn't help but speak a little louder, and the hospital corridor, which was originally a little noisy and noisy, was quiet in an instant. Everyone's eyes fell on Zhou Xiaochuan. In the eyes of this Tao, there is both sympathy and pity, as well as contempt and disdain, and of course, schadenfreude.
"Hey, it's a pity that I'm impotent at such a young age, and the fun of people and cows is much less......" The person who said this was a middle-aged man in his forties with his hair gone. Obviously, he should have suffered from the same disease, otherwise there would be no breath of sympathy in this tone.
"Look at the appearance of this young man, that is, he is in his twenties, why is he impotent? Is the masturbation gone, or is it squeezed dry by a beautiful girlfriend? Anyway, this person just can't rely on his youth to be strong, otherwise, when he gets older, if he wants to do activities again, "he can only have the heart to ......be powerless" Several very trendy aunts got together and pointed at Zhou Xiaochuan and whispered. However, I don't know if they were naturally loud or something else, but they whispered a little louder, just enough to be heard by everyone in the aisle......
Side: "This Nima is too embarrassing!"
Zhou Xiaochuan, who was pointed at and judged by everyone, was red, and he really wanted to tear his throat and yell at these people: "Dude, my impotence is temporary, and after twenty-four hours, I will be a good man who stands up to the sky and the earth!" In the end, he didn't say it, because he knew that no one would believe him even if he said it, and he might cause other trouble. The only thing that made him happy was that no one in the hospital knew him. Therefore, he dragged Lin Qingxuan out of the hospital as soon as possible.
It wasn't until he got into Alto's car that Zhou Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief, the feeling of being treated as a panda just now was really terrible.
After he took a breath, Lin Qingxuan frowned slightly and said, "Xiaochuan, you won't really be impotent, right?" Originally, she didn't believe it, but Zhou Xiaochuan's overreaction made him suspicious.
Zhou Xiaochuan hurriedly denied: "How is it possible? I'm fine......" Before he finished speaking, Lin Qingxuan's hand reached directly into his crotch and grasped the soft lying thing. This thing that will be a pillar of optimus if it is slightly stimulated in the flat rì, but today it is no matter how Lin Qingxuan's hand prides and teases, he does not react, and he has always maintained a soft lying state.
At this moment, Zhou Xiaochuan was dumbfounded, even if he wanted to deny it, he couldn't deny it. After figuring it out, he simply admitted: "Okay, I do have impotence, but this impotence is only temporary, and it will be able to return to normal by tomorrow afternoon at the latest......"
Lin Qingxuan didn't believe what Zhou Xiaochuan said, just kidding, whose family's yang epidemic is said to be good when it is good? She frowned and said with a concerned expression, "Why did you suddenly become impotent?" Weren't you pretty good before? Almost didn't toss me several times...... Realizing that she had slipped her mouth, her face turned red suddenly.
Zhou Xiaochuan really didn't know how to explain this matter, so he could only smile bitterly and vaguely: "This ...... Uh, it was an accident, yes, it was an accident......"
It was Lin Qingxuan who helped him, frowning and coming up with an explanation: "Could it be that something went wrong when you practiced martial arts?" ”
At this time, Zhou Xiaochuan could only follow her words: "Uh...... That's right, it was when I was practicing martial arts that something went wrong, so it caused temporary impotence, and it was no problem to rest for a day or two. ”
(Kneel and beg for a recommendation ticket!) )。 )