The four values of Gong Cao, the five parties were dumbfounded, and they couldn't close their mouths one by one

This...... The dignified Monkey King, the Monkey King, was beaten to his knees......

This is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace at the beginning!

Tang Seng was tired, put AK47 aside, the corners of his mouth curled, and a smile was revealed.

"Splash monkey, you don't want to go to the west to set up a stall with your teacher, right?

The four values of the heavenly Gong Cao, the five directions couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

Didn't you go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?

Who went to the west to set up a stall!

And also...... What's the matter with your mouth drooling?

Didn't you want to eat monkey brains?

Tang Seng stared at Sun Wukong's head, licked his lips, and muttered: "I heard that monkey brains can replenish brains, but I don't know if it's true or not." ”

Four values of merit, five parties reveal the truth: "......"

He really wants to eat monkey brains!

The monkey was paralyzed on the ground like a dead dog, and its thin body was full of bullet holes, panting and roaring, "Master...... I'm willing to go to the West Heaven...... You don't fight, I'll take ......"

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows and sighed: "Wouldn't it have been like this earlier? It hurt that the teacher thought that you would not protect me to go to the western sky, and he cried sadly for a while......

Monkey King: "......"

Four values of merit, five parties reveal the truth: "......"

Why does this guy still have a pity expression on his face, what is he sorry for!

Tang Seng took Sun Wukong's hand and grabbed him from the ground: "Good, apprentice, why are you so seriously injured?

I'm so badly injured, don't you have a little bit of a count?

Sun Wukong roared angrily in his heart, but he didn't dare to say so on the surface, and said honestly: "Master, my grandson is fine, my grandson has seventy-two changes, a total of seventy-two lives." ”

"It's so powerful, or I'll just beat you to death, and you can resurrect it for the teacher. Tang Seng was surprised.

Monkey King: "......"

This is called how to pick up Lao Sun!

I can't pick it up!

"Well, if you don't want to, forget it. Tang Seng waved his hand and took out a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao from the stall, "Apprentice, you are so seriously injured, it is all bad for the teacher, if you want to blame it, blame you for annoying the teacher, alas, don't mention it, the teacher will rub the medicine for you first." ”

After that, he stretched out his fingers and smeared Yunnan Baiyao, and gently filled in the bullet holes on Sun Wukong's body.

Tang Seng's momentary gentleness flattered Sun Wukong......

This monk is not so bad......

At the very least, I also know how to care about my apprentices.

Tang Seng gently wiped his wounds and rubbed the medicine, put on a bandage, and suddenly, Sun Wukong remembered his first master, Bodhi Ancestor.

His eyes couldn't help but moisten slightly.

Bodhi Ancestor is also so good to himself.

"Yunnan Baiyao 20 taels, and this bandage, 5 taels of silver, a total of 25 taels of silver, thank you. Tang Seng, who finished wiping the medicine, suddenly smiled.

Monkey King: "......"

Dare to love this thing and say that it sounds so good, and rub the medicine for yourself, just to sell goods......

"Well, look at your bare body, you don't even have any clothes, you shouldn't have any money, so you owe it first. Tang Seng shook his head.

Sun Wukong opened his mouth: "Master...... Shall we go west?"

Tang Seng nodded and looked at the stall: "Don't worry, there are still things that haven't been sold!"

Sun Wukong glanced at the stall, and there seemed to be some things on it that he had never seen before......

"Apprentice, you go and help the master get the white horse back first!"

When he split the mountain with the eighteen palms of the dragon just now, the white horse was already frightened and ran away.

However, after all, Sun Wukong has great powers, and he flew into the sky with a cloud, and found the white horse back after a while.

Tang Seng took out a set of robes from the package and put them on, and still set up a stall in the same place, and he didn't seem to have any intention of leaving.

Sun Wukong felt strange in his heart, and whispered: "Master, there are sparsely populated people in a radius of 100 miles, and I am afraid it will be ...... to set up a stall here."

Tang Seng said: "You don't understand. ”

Hehe...... Of course, I know that no one has come to this stall, and the key stall task has not been completed yet!

Just now, Tang Seng sold AK47, Hua Ziyan and a bunch of messy medicines to Sun Wukong, but there was still one thing missing.

Looking at the two lace underwear on the stall, the corners of Tang Seng's mouth twitched......

What the hell is this...... Sell to whom?

Suddenly, an auspicious cloud floated in the sky, and then, the light of the Buddha shone, and a tall woman in white held the bottle in her hand, and she came.

Tang Seng's eyes suddenly lit up, what a beautiful girl!

In particular, he exudes a holy radiance, which is unattainable.

And Sun Wukong's face changed suddenly, and he immediately fell to the ground, "Disciple to see Guanyin." ”

Tang Seng was stunned, wait? This is... Guan yin?

It is rumored that Guanyin's male heart and female body are indeed worthy of its name!

Master Guanyin raised his eyes and looked at Sun Wukong lying on the ground, and then looked at Tang Seng who was sitting on the side in a daze, and said loudly: "Tang Sanzang, what's the matter?

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically: "Then why doesn't the Bodhisattva kneel to me?"

Master Guanyin said in a cold voice, "Bold Tang monk, I'm Guanyin, do you know what you're talking about?"

Tang Seng frowned, and asked him to kneel? Just kidding, if it's a beauty, forget it, the key is not.

Tang Seng immediately said: "The Buddha said that all beings are equal, since all beings are equal, why should people kneel to the Buddha? Bodhisattva, I can kneel to you, why can't you kneel to me?"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he was secretly surprised in his heart, this master was so bold that he dared to scare Guanyin like this, but what he said was not unreasonable!

Master Guanyin thought that it was not easy to refute this, but he didn't expect the golden cicada to be so profound, so he brushed his sleeves and said: "Forget it, let me ask you, what happened to the golden word pressing post just now?"

"What is the golden press? What is the gold-pressed post?Wukong, have you seen it?" Tang Seng said with a puzzled expression.

Sun Wukong opened his mouth: "No ......"

I secretly said in my heart, Master's acting skills are also amazing, obviously it was broken by you!

"That's it!" Guanyin was upset when he saw Tang Seng's "simple criticism" appearance, this golden cicada is crazy about studying Buddhism, and it is estimated that he really doesn't know what is going on with the golden word press.

"Sun Wukong, protect your master as he travels west to learn scriptures, and I'll leave. Guanyin said.

Sun Wukong vomited in his heart, does this thing still need me to protect it?

Just when Guanyin wanted to leave, he suddenly felt a gaze shoot at him, and then, a figure quickly stepped forward and grabbed his hand.

Guanyin was about to wave his hand to shake people away, and then looked at it, but it was Tang Seng.

"Hehe, Sister Guanyin, I have a good thing I want to sell to you, look at it, this is it. Tang Seng smiled and took out his lace underwear and said.

Guanyin glanced at it and wondered, "What is this?"

"It's called a bra, aka a bra...... It is a treasure refined in the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun. Sister Guanyin, you are so beautiful and holy, you can wear this thing on your chest to increase its curvature and make your figure more perfect. "Tang Seng is serious nonsense.

Guanyin glanced at it, and then thought about where to wear this thing, and was a little curious.

But thinking that Tang Seng was not doing his job and selling things, he couldn't help but be a little angry, and said with a calm face: "Tang Seng, how do you sell such vulgar things?